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Kev Donated His Grandma's Sex Books
Mojo In The Morning

Kev Donated His Grandma's Sex Books

from Mojo In The Morning

January 31, 2025 | 00:04:54 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:27 | Speaker 1:

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00:00:30 - 00:00:37 | Speaker 4:

All right, Mojo on the morning show. Kev, you cleaned out the old apartment, so no having that old apartment anymore.

00:00:37 - 00:00:44 | Speaker 3:

I mean, still, I got to go back today to vacuum, turn in the keys, but I need my deposit back, so that's why I'm doing all of this.

00:00:44 - 00:00:47 | Speaker 5:

Wait, what was left in there that you had to go back and get?

00:00:47 - 00:01:17 | Speaker 3:

All the non-essentials, just a bunch of BS crap, for real. And I donated a bunch of stuff to the Salvation Army last night, boxed it up and dropped it off, and just stuff like that. But as I'm packing up, I'm finding toys Josiah never played with before, stuff I done bought for Christmas that we never opened, just a bunch of stuff. And then I'll start going through drawers, and I'll find this sex book that my grandma had gave Sherelle. Nice. What? Yeah. And then I donate that to the Salvation Army, too. Wait a second.

00:01:17 - 00:01:18 | Speaker 5:

Like a Kama Sutra book?

00:01:18 - 00:01:28 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, but it was like an old, old book. Like, you could tell it was white at a certain point in time, but now it's like yellow. It's all like that type of us.

00:01:28 - 00:01:32 | Speaker 5:

Like, it was grandma's book and she passed it on to Sherelle. Yes, yes. Grandmama. Yes, yes.

00:01:32 - 00:01:41 | Speaker 4:

Your grandma gave your girlfriend books on how to be better with sex? How to please her grandson. Oh, my God.

00:01:41 - 00:01:43 | Speaker 6:

Oh, that is so weird.

00:01:43 - 00:01:45 | Speaker 4:

I mean, she wanted to make sure I was happy. Wait.

00:01:45 - 00:01:47 | Speaker 6:

That is so weird.

00:01:47 - 00:01:54 | Speaker 4:

Why would you donate those to the Salvation Army? Why wouldn't you keep them? That's the hand-me-downs. That's like things that you can have of grandmas.

00:01:54 - 00:02:00 | Speaker 3:

Oh, I would have donated to. Really? I didn't think about it like that. Maybe I should have kept it, but I don't know. I was donating books anyway. I just threw that one on top. It wasn't meant for him.

00:02:01 - 00:02:07 | Speaker 4:

I know, but so give it back to grandma so she could give it to whoever's next. Nah. Well, maybe Delano.

00:02:07 - 00:02:11 | Speaker 6:

That's why you have your cousin. Or maybe we just don't give those books out to your grandson's girlfriends.

00:02:11 - 00:02:16 | Speaker 4:

Is it? Is that weird? You think that that's weird that grandma wants to see her grandson be happy? Yes.

00:02:16 - 00:02:19 | Speaker 6:

The biggest red flag. It's not even funny. Really?

00:02:19 - 00:02:25 | Speaker 3:

So what if your fathers gave your boyfriends condoms? Would that be weird also? Yes. Really?

00:02:27 - 00:02:37 | Speaker 5:

Non-hesitation in unison. Even when my dad will make sexual jokes to Wes in front of me, I'm like, please don't do that.

00:02:37 - 00:02:40 | Speaker 6:

Sex should not exist around family.

00:02:40 - 00:02:50 | Speaker 5:

I've never heard of it, never done it, don't know. No. In fact, my dad just sent me a condom joke this morning, a text, and I was like, okay, where did you find that, dad?

00:02:50 - 00:02:57 | Speaker 4:

But I do think it's different because Kev's grandma's kind of funny and cute. like it's cute like it'd be like Shani's granny remember Shani's granny

00:02:57 - 00:03:06 | Speaker 5:

Shani's granny did never mince her work like she was very open about everything but I would feel weird if she gave a sexual position book to like my husband

00:03:06 - 00:03:07 | Speaker 4:

yeah yeah

00:03:07 - 00:03:08 | Speaker 5:

oh yeah

00:03:08 - 00:03:10 | Speaker 4:

it screams love to me

00:03:10 - 00:03:25 | Speaker 5:

or like okay so even when I when I when I had a bachelorette party and like certain people I was getting lingerie from it's tradition but it's weird. It's really weird.

00:03:26 - 00:03:33 | Speaker 4:

Would it be weird if I asked Kevin if I could have his grandma's sex book? I would like to. Okay, wait.

00:03:33 - 00:03:34 | Speaker 5:

Were there grandma notes in it?

00:03:34 - 00:03:37 | Speaker 3:

No, it wasn't annotated. Oh, my God.

00:03:37 - 00:03:41 | Speaker 4:

That would be great. Bookmarks. Chris, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning. Hi, Chris.

00:03:42 - 00:03:45 | Speaker 2:

Hey, you guys are talking about the grandma thing.

00:03:45 - 00:03:45 | Speaker 4:

Yeah.

00:03:46 - 00:03:52 | Speaker 2:

My grandma, I used to travel back in sports and visit her every year. And every year I'd get there,

00:03:52 - 00:04:21 | Speaker 4:

she'd have a new lingerie for my wife what your grandma would give lingerie to her step-granddaughter so that her grandson would be turned on by it huh yeah and it was the most awkward thing every trip every time we went there a new outfit would your wife ever wear grandma's lingerie that she would buy no oh really was it was it good lingerie like did you ever look at it no it would always get

00:04:21 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 2:

packed in the suitcase, you know, just kind of tucked away. Yeah. And she'd always even kind of hint, like, you guys have fun tonight, you know, and it was just really awkward.

00:04:29 - 00:04:37 | Speaker 6:

Does nobody think it's weird that it's the women trying to get pleasure for their men in their life? It's this, like, it's making me gag. I think

00:04:37 - 00:04:58 | Speaker 4:

it's wonderful, though, that grandma wants you to be happy, but I, you know, I remember when we were trying to have Jacob. He was, like, the one kid we tried for, and I remember the rest of them are all mistakes. I love that. I love that. But Chelsea's parents would go, you guys go on a date, go, like they knew we were trying. So it's kind of like one of those things. So I get it in that way.

00:04:58 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 6:

That's so different. I think it's different.

00:05:00 - 00:05:09 | Speaker 2:

to take a kid and be like have a night to yourself i know you're working on this versus i want you to feel lots of pleasure hopefully this turns you on or gets you to the big o

00:05:09 - 00:05:24 | Speaker 3:

those are different things yeah that's that is kind of wild don't you guys want to read this can we get bring it bring the sex book in and let's read it i don't need it last night i put it in the box which salvation army i'm going over there it's in wall eight all right i'm going

00:05:24 - 00:05:49 | Speaker 2:

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