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cab you're hanging out with your grandma it's mojo in the morning spending a lot of time with

the woman that you love man i love grandma roof she is everything my little angel and uh actually she'll be 94 next month wow she's uh she's at an age where she's like i don't want to do anything leave me alone she shouldn't have to yeah well i mean in terms of like i'm at that age right now too in terms of like celebrating her life like she doesn't want to do anything but to your point I've been spending a lot of time with her. We got a Costco run on Thursday. Not looking forward to that at all, but I'm here for her.

Why? Does that take a long time to go through?

Grandma is, although she's 94, her nickname is Pit because she is a pit bull. And she is extremely feisty. She is a I can do anything even at 94. So she won't just sit down by the nice little hot dog and pizza stand. She wants to walk around Costco and get everything like she did when she was 30 years old. And we just don't have five hours to do that. So I'm not looking forward to that part. And when I told her to sit down, I got it. It was a whole thing. But yesterday, because it's a week with grandma, I'm over to her home and she wants to clean up her basement. And at first it was a, oh my God. Then I was like, you know what? It's grandma. Like grandma can get what grandma wants. Yeah. So I grabbed a little bag, a little trash bag. We started, you know, throwing away stuff. And then she realized, oh, we got some old clothes. we should put those together and give them away because people need clothes so as we're putting away the clothes i start seeing old game boards that i used to play i see life i see monopoly i see all these things i'm having all these flashbacks i get over to the bookshelf i'm starting to see like not yearbooks but like what's the what's the old photo albums oh yeah that had like the paper the sticky paper i'm seeing pictures of my mom when she's like six years old people We're dressing all funny. It's like I'm having a great time. And I'm also looking through the bookshelf, and I see something that I didn't need to see. I saw two sex books on my grandmother's bookshelf.

Hell yeah.

These are explicit sex books. These are picture books with scientific terms of certain body parts and how to do this to a woman. Now, they all had to please a woman. So, you know, she was about herself at that point. Or somebody was lacking and she needed somebody to step up their game. She needed, Grandpa James needed some instruction material.

Notice how he didn't need any help.

I looked on my grandma's bookshelf and I saw how to treat a woman.

Wait, wait. I was interested, man. Is that weird for you to know that your grandma is?

Listen, obviously I got here, right? I know how Josiah and Jaren got here. I know my mom got here But it's certain people You just don't see in that way Yeah And my grandma is like And it's probably the song too Like I couldn't believe it

Those books from way back when Did they have pictures in them Or did they draw pictures

No they had like pictures Like body part pictures Like very specific pictures

He needed help. The female areas.

By the way, this is, you know what this is like for you? This is like when kids find their parents like sex toys and stuff like that. But you found it your grandma's.

That would probably be worse. A sex toy has to be worse than a sex book. Because you know it's like presents.

Yeah, and if it's out of the wrapper, did grandma want to donate that book? Or did she say, keep that book up there?

She said, give it to Sheree. She gave it to me

When was it printed by the way Do you know

I'll tell you when I get home

Like I think 70s they all had Bushes back then too didn't they

I didn't see Bush in the book

It was a Bushless book Think back then it was like

They needed to make sure that all the demonstrating was very clear There were no instructions This is that

What do you do what do you do when you find you find like you know things at your parents house or your grandparents house like that and you're like oh my god i can't believe it poor bleach in your eyes do you realize what the youths of america are what they're gonna have story-wise later in life with now weed being so predominantly legal and i just feel like older people need to learn how

the internet worked and then they needed to learn what private browsing was because i don't need to pick up your phone and go to google something and say it and go i know that's why you delete

your history they have it this hour this afternoon yes oh no one knows i remember my dad when i saw found my dad's playboy magazines in the basement too my dad had him so my dad had like a little his office in the basement like that was where his main cave they didn't call it man caves i don't think back then it was like his office yeah and i remember going into my dad's office and opening up the drawer to his desk and it was like stack of

dad used to throw his under the couch and so we would like build forts and then of course you know you like reach under there and you're like whoa it's like dad's a pervert pages

sticky or not

no my actually they were pristine like almost they weren't opening my dad kept saying I'm saving them for the articles Heather what's up

it's Mojo in the morning good morning

good morning what's going on

So a few years ago, my Nana passed at 83, and we had to go down to settle her estate. And we were trying to find – she had some pretty, you know, well-to-do jewelry, and we didn't want to leave it there. So we're going through trying to find it, and I'm like, where does an 83-year-old hide their jewelry? Because, you know, they're finicky about that. So I'm going through her bedroom drawers, we'll say. I found both of her toys. One, yes. One of them was from the 50s. It looked like something you would get from Ace Hardware. It had a plug. It had a plug for an outlet. It did. It did. And the other one was a silver bullet. And I'm like, Mom? And I'm like, Dad, please tell me this isn't what I think it is. And I am still, I mean, I knew she was feisty, but I was like, oh, God, Grandma, no. Please, Nana, no.

But at a certain age, don't you know it's time for me to get rid of this so that others don't find it? I mean, that's not... Oh, my God, Grandma. Yeah.

It's in the last minute.

The newer one, the newer one had fresh batteries.

Oh.

That was the most scarring part. Oh. It's not like she would put him in a dorm and we forgot about him.

Yeah.

Larissa, what's up?

Hey, my sister-in-law's grandpa, they were going through some other stuff, found her grandpa's sex book but in this case they had circled some of the favorite ones they wanted to try together it's like a kid in a toy book this one and this one

fran what's going on it's mojo in the morning yeah i was home from college and my dad was like

hey your grandma's got dentures she lost them can you go help her find them which of course

Wait, she lost her dentures, is that what you said?

Dentures, yeah. She was like, can you go, she just got them. It was like five days, can you go help her find them? So home from college, I went, and then I was like, oh, maybe they're in her nightstand. And I looked, and it was just full of sex toys.

I love it.

Yeah. What the heck? I was like, oh, yeah, that's a known thing. You're not supposed to open that. I was like, what? She's like, 80.

Wow. Good for you. Everyone knows. She lost her teeth. She was using it so much. I love it. Cassandra. All gums. Cassandra, what's going on?

Hi. I just wanted to say that I was cleaning out my parents' bedroom. We were selling their house. They had both passed away. And this was just a few years ago. But not only did I find their whole toy collection, all of it. but in the bottom drawer of their dresser in a little Kroger bag was all of their homemade photos

like their photos of themselves

yeah a lot of them like almost the whole dresser

back then it was probably Polaroids right they were it's like coming out of the machine and you gotta hold on a second let me shake it in the air

you know I did that boudoir suit for Wes as a wedding gift and I walked into our closet the other day and he had the box that I, like, put the photos in just, like, propped up, like, for everybody to see. I go, why would you have that? Are you out of your mind? Display that. Hide that. Not display that. Oh, we got to go to Shannon's house.

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