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It's Mojo in the morning. Kevin found a nice little surprise in, is it in Josiah's room where this happened?

Yeah, so movers are coming today. A big shout out to two men in the truck. They come in today moving all the stuff and I will be in my place tonight, firstly tonight. Hey! Incredibly excited for that. Yeah, yeah. Incredibly excited for that.

You're going to have a very quick drive in tomorrow, thank God, because it's not supposed to be great.

Exactly. I'm very excited for that. So I am preparing for the move, and even though they're going to pack up things, I still kind of want to get it started or get it situated to kind of make it easier in the transition. And I need to make sure that everything that I need to go is ready to go. So I'm going through Josiah's room and going through his closet, which is a mess. And half of that is on him, but the majority of it is on me. And as I'm going through the closet, finding different things, also putting away bags to give to the Salvation Army or whatever the case may be, clothes and shoes, he's outgrown. I'm getting into the depths of the closet way back in the back and in the back I see a water bottle that does not have water in it it has brown piss in it literally 100 apple juice I have no idea that is so sick listen kids do it Joe I've done it before but I don't know how long it was in there though and it was like it was like stuff was growing in there like that's I promise you Like, that's how long it was in there. So Josiah on his computer, I'm like, Josiah! He turned around, he like, well, I'm like, what the? And I throw it at him. I'm like, what the hell is this? You threw it at him? Yeah, not that he could, like, catch it, but, like, it hit the floor. Oh, I wish he twisted that pot of clothes. It was closed. It was so closed. We moving anyway, so it could have gotten on carpet. They could keep the deposit. That's where I'm at with it at this point. I thought on the carpet, he like, oh, I forgot. He thinks it's the funniest thing in the world. He's giggling, he's laughing.

Isn't that the thing that every boy does? And he's not a teenage boy, but most teenage boys, they don't ever go to the bathroom, which is probably five more steps away. I've had it. And they pee in a bottle. They like to pee in the bottle there.

That is the ultimate laziness. It's just easy.

Smith will be doing this, by the way, one day.

I will kill him. He will.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I know there's some parents listening to this thing. Or maybe you were a kid that peed in a bottle. Or maybe you are an adult that pees in a bottle. We'd love to hear from yours. What's up with the pee bottle?

I mean, that was just one of the bottles. There were two. He had two bottles in there that I found. He was even more surprised and shocked at the second one.

By the way, what did Josiah think when you found it? Was he embarrassed? No, he was laughing.

He thought it was the funniest thing in the world. He was like, it doesn't smell. I'm like, bro, get that out of my face. I'm not trying. He's like, no, do it. Just do it.

Kids are so proud. They're so proud about it, too. Smell like ammonia. Although, I'll be honest with you.

He like, falls the bottle.

I'll be honest with you Did you wash your hands after you touched that bottle

No I didn't I just kept cleaning

What else did you find that was interesting to you

Anything? Just that Nothing's more interesting than pee bottles

It's like kidney stones at the bottom of it. Hey, Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Hi. First time, long time.

What's your name? I didn't catch it.

My name is Sonny. Sonny on the phone.

What's up, Sonny?

Hey, so I wanted to add on to that about Josiah's water bottle. uh when i was a kid uh my mom had this strange smell in the hallway and uh she she could not she could not get to it and she you know de-cleaned the floor de-cleaned the walls so she figured out that uh it was coming from this plant um that was that was a exotic plant um so yeah so i i when i was like five or six i said of you know like you said instead of walking into the five or ten feet to the bathroom. I was just going into the plant. I needed to go. That probably continued.

That is funny. You would pee in your mom's plants. It didn't die, though.

I'd rather have you do it in the bottle than my plant.

Yes. What's up, C? How you doing? And I said, C, not pee. What's going on, C?

Yes, I'm good. My boyfriend, they made me. Hold on.

Your phone sounds bad because you're on a Bluetooth that's really bad. So pull either, you there?

My bad, is that better?

That's better, yeah, much better. What's going on?

Yeah, my boyfriend, he works for Amazon, and he can't stop all the time, but he peeves in the bottle every time. But it's not worse, because now he brings it home. Now, like, I'm talking about... Why?

On his Amazon truck, he has a pee bottle?

Yes, you know, it's not just him, everybody does it, but that's kind of where it gets bad. I get that part.

I get that part, but then she said he brings it home to get rid of it. Why not throw it in a dumpster at one of your locations or something?

Or a garbage can or something like that? What's worse, throwing it away or just like pouring it out? No, you gotta just throw it in the garbage somewhere.

You gotta pour it out.

Recycle it.

Somebody in that trash sorting facility is gonna smash that bottle and it's gonna spray them with pee. Spray is crazy.

What's up, Jeanette?

Hi. Hey, first time in a long time. Hey, Samantha. I never thought I would call. I never thought I'd call, but I just thought this was so hilarious. You did it! Because this has happened to me not once, but twice. I have twin boys, and they, yeah, they like to pee in bottles, too. So, apparently, I had some Gatorade bottles in my backseat, and they peed in there, and I didn't realize. I didn't clean out my car, but one time I was driving, and I was super sick, and I needed something to drink. And I was like, oh, my God, awesome. I got a Gatorade bottle, took a huge chunk of it, and real life instantly was like, he and I just threw up everywhere. I was like, oh my gosh. And my kids thought that was the funniest thing, but then they did it again a couple months later. And stupid me, I did the same thing again. I was like, oh, I'm so thirsty. I should have known better. But yeah, not only once, but twice. I drank my boy's pee.

I straight up would put my kids up for adoption. I would like to. I know.

We had a long conversation out there. I was like, never again.

She had twins, so she had to do it twice.

Do you ever, like, get dropped off at your grandparents' house because your parents needed a break? Like, that would be one of those where, like, I'm not saying anything. You're going to grandma and grandpa's. I'll see you tomorrow.

Jessica, where did you catch your son peeing?

Good morning, guys. Good morning. My son used to pee in his bedroom vent. In the vent?

No.

It was awful. and his room started smelling like tea and i'm like what is going on he didn't see the bed like oh yeah i found out he was in the middle of the night he was just walking up to his vent and

krista what's up krista hey first time long time

oh my god i'm so excited i never thought i'd get proof i'm so excited we love you so my husband used to plow snow and when he'd be plowing in the middle of the night there would be nowhere room to stop to use the restroom a lot of times he would just pee in bottles and then like a couple days later I got in the truck one time and there were like 10 or 15 bottles in there because it had been over like a couple day period it was absolutely disgusting that's

funny oh my god he's got them all there he's got to throw those things away Ryan says he wants to call me out what's up Ryan

mojo do you remember four or five years ago someone plays kia was doing the grand opening i know early and you peed in the gatorade bottles i did i told this story on the air yeah

we were at a someone place kia uh which shout out to tanya lalan at some of the place kia Summit Place P, the Summit Place P. And I did. I told the story. I peed in their parking lot in a Gatorade bottle. Why didn't you just go in and pee? Because I got there too early. I got it too early for the grand opening. But, yeah, that's funny, man. You're definitely a longtime listener of the show. I appreciate you, buddy. What's up, Tanya? Not Tanya Lalonde, but Tanya?

I'm a long-time listener for a sound caller. Hey, Tanya's on the phone. Two parts. My boyfriend, he rides around with me. He doesn't have to have any reason to pee in a bottle. I go in the store. I had bought a burner's prior. I go in the store. He used my burner's bottle. He's sitting there watching me, not paying attention. I pick it up, and the rest is history.

Oh, my God. Did you break up? No, no, no, no, no.

Sick.

I thought I was drinking burners, and I mean, seriously, he has a serious problem all my boys i have uh five sons and my boyfriend rides around with

bottles just that's that's a different kind of spicy than i was expecting different kind of

oh that's awful by the way tanya i got a question for you yeah i got a question for you mojo um i've been trying to reach the the the uh the staff there for about two years now me and my kids have been homeless i lost my home my vehicle and everything we've been sleeping in my vehicle i had a lady from the presbyterian church downtown send you guys letters but it's been so much tragedy going on with other people i just felt like my problem wasn't that big being homeless and you know sleeping in my car it's people dining out here but if somebody could tanya real quick

stop just stop right there where are you where are you right now i'm in mount clemens right now me and my family homeless um lydia yes let's write her a check for breaking entering christmas wish let's get her in a get her somewhere to stay okay okay tanya yes tanya can you can you do you have the ability do you have the ability to i mean i don't know what do you what are your

what were your plans today what are you doing today um i had no plans today my transmission and went out on my car, we're just messed up this year. I've lost everything that I own, me and my kids. I lost everything.

Lydia, how far is Mount Clemens from because I'm going to give Lydia a ride home today because she doesn't have a car today. How far is Mount Clemens from Macomb? It's not that far, right? Only five minutes. Tanya, Lydia and I personally are going to drop a check off to you today. Thank you so

much. Tanya, stay on the line so I can get your address.

She doesn't have an address. She's living in her car.

Oh, where's she at? Oh, where's she at?

Okay.

I'm sorry. That's what I meant.

All right. Tanya, stay there. Lydia's going to get information from you so that we can meet up with you, and we're going to make sure this Christmas that you're having a roof over your head, okay?

Thank you so much.

All right. Hold on. Okay.

Because we have nothing. I mean, no food, no night, no coats, clothes, nothing. We've got nothing.

All right. We got you. We're going to take care of you, okay? We love you. All right.

Thank you so much. God bless.

Tanya, we love you. Hold on one second.

We love you once.

Oh, man. Oh, my goodness.

All right. And we're talking about the spirit of the season earlier. And honestly, think about that when you're driving right now and you're pissed off at that guy that's next to you that cut you off.

Great reminder.

All right. Mojo in the morning.

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