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Kev Is The Worst Chaperone
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Kev Is The Worst Chaperone

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January 20, 2025 | 00:06:51 | Leisure

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cts and c's 21 plus sponsored by chumba casino cav back from chaperoning yes i had my chapel wrong yesterday cav by the way is never allowed to chaperone ever again and i want everybody to listen up to this kevin fell asleep while chaperoning for josiah's field trip i don't

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think that was a bad thing though it's not like we were doing anything physically demanding like if we were walking around the museum or i had to like literally follow kids or watch kids and i fell asleep then i think we could have a conversation we went to the movies yesterday

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what better place to fall asleep than in the theater and that's when the kids are bad oh

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they were they were bad as hell listen because you were sleeping middle school is not how it used to be now i'm one of those parents where i want to give the children free license to act up a little bit because that's what you do when you're on field trips you let your hair down you get a little wild you get a little crazy when you're in class and you locked up so to speak that's when you have to be quiet when you're on a field trip it's your chance to break free it's your chance to break loose and i don't want to be the parent everybody like damn who daddy is that then they're like that's josiah daddy you know just josiah get picked on so i'm letting the kids

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act up a little bit how are you letting the kids act up a little bit when you don't even know if

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they're acting up you're sleeping the entire time my role wasn't at a level 10 first off i thought i was just chaperoning or chaperoning josiah's class now this here's here's two things that came to my mind one thing i thought i was just chaperoning josiah's class i thought it was only gonna be maybe max 30 kids okay it wasn't it was like 70 kids it was sixth grade seventh grade eighth grade and then it was some 10th graders throwing in there too so when i pull up to the school and i'm thinking we getting on one bus and i see three buses there i'm like oh damn this is more than what i signed up for that's first off so there's a limit to your chaperoning yes in my You think you're going to just handle one class and you show up and it's like five classes? My mind is completely wrong.

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But don't you have a group? I thought I had a group. You're not chaperoning at all 70.

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Listen, it wasn't that organized. It wasn't like, hey, Kev, these are your 30 kids.

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It wasn't like that. These are your six kids.

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No, it wasn't like that.

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So you weren't responsible for anybody specifically, but everybody.

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It was kind of like all the parents are here for all the kids.

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yeah i i'd love to know it first off i'd love to know as a kid do you ever remember a chaperone getting themselves into trouble or like losing a kid or have you ever been that chaperone i've chaperoned all kinds of different things i know shannon just recently chaperoned an event for lucy the worst chaperoning of any of them are the ones that shannon just did which is i've done too the overnight stuff because i did it i did overnight new york and overnight mackinac and That's right. It's horrible. Yeah.

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And she's already tapped me for Washington, D.C. Oh, that's brutal.

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But could you imagine if you fell asleep while you're chaperoning?

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I just feel like the movie, like, they probably weren't even at Red. They were at Gladiator. I saw a different movie than the one you were sleeping at.

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Jennifer's a teacher. What would you do if one of your chaperones fell asleep while chaperoning? Kevin, you are why we can't have nice things. What did I do? Slept. And I say that, I totally say, you cannot fall asleep. They are middle school children. What did you think they were going to do in the dark?

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Oh, that's nice.

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No, they do not let their hair down and, oh, you act up. No, you represent the whole school. You represent me. I did not raise a bunch of fools to act like that.

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Yes.

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You're blacklist. You are on the blacklist. You're not here for it anymore. I'm going to find out where Josiah is at school. I said, no.

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Did they notice at all that you were sleeping? I don't think so. Were you snoring sleeping? I wasn't.

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Oh, they knew. Josiah said I was breathing heavily. That's what he said.

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Miss Jen, Miss Teacher here right now, have you ever had a chaperone screw up and lose a kid when you were going on any kind of field trips?

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I did, but we're not going to talk about that.

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I remember one of the field trips that Chelsea went on, one of the dads, and it's always a dad that screws this whole thing up. The dad ended up getting in trouble because the dad was paying more attention to the other moms than paying attention to the kids. So finally had to get reprimanded by the principal.

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One of the moms on this trip were paying attention to.

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Really?

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Kev, not only were your kids getting frisky, you were trying to get frisky, too.

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The kids were not getting frisky. I promise you, as a junior high kid who went on a field trip, yes, they were.

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I wasn't manning the back row, so I don't know what was going on over there. But the middle section, we was good. For the 10 minutes, I was like, you are a bad influence.

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Hold on. Actually, Misfit Victor, you just recently, we got him on the phone with us. He recently was on a field trip where he was chaperoning. I mean, you're probably never getting invited back because you were a pain in the butt, weren't you?

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Oh, it was the biggest waste of time ever in the history of the world. I mean, we took these kids to Washington, D.C., and had eight kids, and I think five of them will be in prison by the time they're 22. Oh, boy. Easily. We get to Gettysburg, and I'm like, you kids study about Gettysburg at all? No. We go to all these war memorials. You guys ever study about this war? No. So I told the organizer, I said, why are we here? These kids know nothing about this. Next year, just go to Cedar Point. This is just a waste of time and money. Oh, my God. They're too happy with me. Oh, you can't drink beer. You can't drink beer while you're a chaperone.

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What am I supposed to do?

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Yeah, Kev, did you have any alcohol from the Imagine Bar at all? They closed it, unfortunately. Maddie, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning. Hi.

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Hi, how are you?

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Good. What's happening?

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when i went to fifth grade camp my grandpa chaperoned and he taught his cabin how to play poker oh no oh no that is so good life skills did did he get in trouble for that like did somebody say anything i i don't know but also two years later when he took my sister there was like a kissing scandal that he had to deal with with the kids oh no that's crazy yeah that that's the thing

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you got to worry about especially with those middle schoolers what's up george hi hey mojo i

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just wanted to say hi back to kevin we missed him yesterday he already got some all hyped up this

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morning yeah isn't he crazy yeah he was he was actually allegedly chaperoning josiah's field

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trip he was taking a nice nap i know he is always you brother welcome back brother appreciate it my

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By the way, I wouldn't let Kevin Chaperone Megan going anywhere. Those two together would get themselves arrested. All right, we'll talk to you later, buddy. See you, George.

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All right, buddy.

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All right.

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