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Kev Likes Older Women
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Kev Likes Older Women

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December 5, 2024 | 00:08:22 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:14 | Speaker 1:

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This is the Bishop Statement at Bishop State Community College. We want you to hear what our students, educators, and business leaders have to say.

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My name is Metarica Terry LaMille, and my major is general education. Some of the obstacles I have overcame at Bishop State is proving that I can show up consistently, even when my life was heavy. There are moments where I still feel overwhelmed by balancing work, leadership, parenting, and school, but Bishop reminded me that I'm capable of growth and not perfection, that I'm supported as long as I'm committed to being a better person than I was yesterday. My peers can depend on me. I'm there being poured into, but some of those students don't know that the faculty and stuff are really there for them so when they don't know that i'm their resource that explain

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and show them that they're here to help us ready to make your own bishop statement visit bishop.edu today and start building your tomorrow at bishop state community college it's mojo on the morning

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show kevin i saw and we have to post these pictures i saw kevin had a date yesterday a date with a beautiful woman.

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Ah, you should be driving a Kia. Oh, that's right. Shout out to Tanya Lalonde. That was yesterday. It was yesterday. I don't want to call it a date because... Because there was more than that? Well, I don't... Yeah, it was... That doesn't really capture the essence of our experience. No, so I went out with Tanya Lalonde, and I didn't have any, like, preconceived notions, and I didn't go to get something other than to meet a wonderful person and to build a relationship.

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So you weren't looking for a car? Yeah, like that wasn't the goal. Which, by the way, for those who don't know, Tanya Lalonde owns the biggest Kia dealerships in the country.

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Yeah.

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And she also has Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram. But she's actually been one of our longest, greatest clients that we've ever had on the station, and she's one of the coolest people ever, and she's a huge, huge listener of the station.

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And hearing all of those things, I wanted to see it for myself. So Tanya and I have tried to go out And even Mojo, we were supposed to go out with you The first time, like two months ago at this point And we, you know, things happen So yesterday, we planned to meet somewhere She gives me a call, she's like Guess what, it's a private event at that place So we gotta meet somewhere else So we have to meet somewhere else So my mind is like, beforehand I was like You know what, I wanna buy her flowers And I don't want it to come off like I'm trying to get with her Or anything like that But I think for one, it'd be funny And it's a cool gesture So I ran into Kroger. When I went in there, premeditated was the red roses. But then I looked to my right, and I saw these pink roses. And they screamed, pick me. So I grabbed the pink roses.

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Wait, wait, wait, one more time.

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Pick me. Yes. All 12 of them said it. Wait, wait, I'm sorry. One more time. All 12 of them said, pick me. So I picked them. Paid for them. Shout out to old lady Debbie at the self-checkout. Don't call her. Um, and, uh, so when, so I saw this beautiful woman walk into the place that we went to and then I Googled her cause I had no idea what she looked like. Then I caught her. I'm like, did you just walk in? She was like, yeah, I just walked. I was like, all right, I'm about to be in there in a second. So I grabbed my roses, put them behind my back. When I walked through the double doors, she's there. And I'm like, Taya, she sticks her hands out to hug me. And I whipped the roses around to prevent her from hugging me. So as her roses, me sandwiched in and I provided him and she's like, oh, my God, how did you know it's my favorite color? Wait, no, no, no. I promise you.

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Oh, my God.

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I was like, I knew it. Something said go pink over red. And it worked out. And I left a sticker on there because you just got to let them know.

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Wait, you left the price tag? I left the price tag.

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For one, she got more money than me anyway, so it ain't like I'm trying to impress her. Wait, why would you leave the price tag on there? Because for one, she got more money than me, so it ain't like I'm trying to impress her. For two, sometimes you just got to let them know. ain't that deep oh my god it's kind of like a little mind thing like it's all good just

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wow oh gosh okay so here's my here's my question could you

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see yourself and i'm not just saying tanya because i don't know what tanya's you know relationship status is i know her late husband was rich little on one of the greatest guys ever uh rest rest in peace we love you so much and i know that uh that will be the love of her life forever but could you see yourself dating a beautiful woman like that um hell yeah i think

00:05:22 - 00:05:50 | Speaker 3:

i could man to be honest with you yeah to your point could you date older i don't know how old tanya is first off tanya is very attractive yeah and she has intelligence and not only like you know from a book perspective but from an emotional perspective and the conversations we had like we ran the gamut bro we talked about everything spin the wheel we were talking about wow we got deep we got personal and yeah i think i could date an older woman because i've noticed there's a pattern here

00:05:50 - 00:05:57 | Speaker 4:

Because remember, we went out with Judge Vicky Valentine. You know, and then now Tanya Lalonde.

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They got sexual energy. Let me tell you, I joke. And they know what they're doing. I joke all the time about like.

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Oh, go ahead. I got a surprise for then afterwards.

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Go ahead.

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No, I just looked. No, go. You joked about what?

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Looking for a sugar.

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Yeah. Keep going. Keep going. Yeah.

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He thinks he's funny now. I was just waiting to do it. Looking for a sugar daddy. all of the time and like, oh, I just want somebody's money and yada, yada. And don't get me wrong. Is that a benefit? It would be wrong to say no, but I do think it is more fun like hanging out with people who just kind of are like, they know what

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they're doing. Yeah, yeah. You get not only the physical beauty, but you get the emotional. Yeah.

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It's stimulating on different levels.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Tanya Lallana is our birthday.

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You know it. Good morning, my love.

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Good morning, Kev. How are you?

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Hey, Tanya, let me ask you a question.

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Good morning.

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I'm going to ask you a question. Tanya, I got a dozen free roses here from rosesbloom.com. Who would you send your roses to?

00:07:05 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 2:

I would definitely have to reciprocate because I had some beautiful pink roses that matched all of my decorations perfectly. So it was a good call.

00:07:16 - 00:07:19 | Speaker 4:

What did you think of Kev? That was your first time with Kev meeting Kev face-to-face.

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Kev is amazing. Kev is an amazing person to sit and conversate with for sure. That's cool. Very sweet, very knowledgeable, very smart.

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Yeah.

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Very demure, very mindful.

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I feel the same about you, Tanya.

00:07:35 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 4:

He called me yesterday afterwards, and he sent then pictures to the group chat, and he just said, he goes, this is one of the coolest ladies ever. and he said, Tanya's got to come in studio sometime between now and before the Jingle Ball Tuesday so you can come hang out with us in our new studio. We have not seen you yet in our studio, this one here. So look at your calendar, and if you can, let us know, okay?

00:07:57 - 00:07:59 | Speaker 2:

Okay, you guys, I'll let you know.

00:07:59 - 00:08:04 | Speaker 4:

We love you. We'll see you definitely at Jingle Ball, giving away that 2024 Kia Telluride. It's going to be gorgeous.

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I'm excited to give away that Telluride mojo.

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Yeah.

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I know we couldn't get it in. Go ahead.

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No, I don't know what you're going to say. You don't have it in? What were you going to say?

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That we can't put it inside the arena.

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Oh, the Little Caesars people won't let us bring the car in the arena?

00:08:24 - 00:08:29 | Speaker 2:

No, so I was going to try to get a life-size one made, and it costs almost as much as the car.

00:08:29 - 00:08:36 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my. No, you know what? That's okay. Why don't we do that? Maybe we'll video cam or something from the LCA parking lot.

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We can film it beforehand.

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Yeah, we'll figure something out. It's such a great car. Everybody knows what those teller rides look like. They're so gorgeous. You need a Telluride to drive this morning. The roads are so crazy.

00:08:46 - 00:08:49 | Speaker 2:

Oh, my goodness. So we are going to have it over at your studio, though.

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Awesome. Awesome.

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So that'll be cool.

00:08:53 - 00:08:59 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, you can actually drive it right in here. At the new studios, we have this, like, crazy huge garage door area that you can just drive it right up in.

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Maybe that's what we do.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that'd be cool. I think that's where we're going to put it, guys.

00:09:05 - 00:09:14 | Speaker 4:

Tanya, we love you so much. and Kevin said that, seriously, one of the coolest moments that he had was hanging out with you yesterday, so that's cool. Who paid the bill, Kevin?

00:09:14 - 00:09:20 | Speaker 2:

That's amazing. Ty, Ty. Kevin snuck away and paid the bill because I was going to pay it when he got up to leave the table.

00:09:20 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 3:

Let me tell you, bro. So I had to. And she said he already paid. Waitress came through. I got up, act like I needed to use the bathroom. I'm like, where the bathroom at? She started pointing to me. I'm like, no, like, show me. So when she showed me, that's how I paid the bill. But Ty was amazing because she was going to pay it while I was at the restroom. But I beat her to it.

00:09:37 - 00:09:41 | Speaker 4:

Good for you. Good. Tanya, we'll talk to you soon. Thanks for getting up early with us. We love you.

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All right, guys. It's always a pleasure. Be safe. Love you, Tanya.

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Are you in Auburn Hills today, or where are you?

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I'm in Auburn Hills today.

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Okay. Go see Tanya.

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I'm at West Tia of Auburn Hills.

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We love you. Talk to you soon.

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Thanks, guys.

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All right. Kev's got the moves, man. Love Tanya. He's dangerous.

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Look at that smile on your face.

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What were the roses saying again one more time?

00:10:02 - 00:10:35 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, how much were the roses on the price tag? You left the friggin' price tag on me. They've taken over cities before, but this July, they're bringing the X Games League Championship home to New Orleans. July 24th through 26th at the Superdome. Over 100 elite athletes competing for the first-ever league title, plus Metro Boomin, JID, Subtronics, and Bunt performing live. New Orleans doesn't just host a moment. New Orleans is the moment. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

00:10:37 - 00:11:06 | Speaker 4:

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00:11:06 - 00:11:14 | Speaker 2:

This is the Bishop Statement at Bishop State Community College. We want you to hear what our students, educators, and business leaders have to say.

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My name is Natarika, Terry LaMille, and my major is general education. Some of the obstacles I have overcame at Bishop State is proving that I can show up consistently, even when my life was heavy. There are moments where I still feel overwhelmed by balancing work, leadership, parenting, and school, but Bishop reminded me that I'm capable of growth and not perfection, that I'm supported as long as I'm committed to being a better person than I was yesterday. My peers can depend on me. I'm there being poured into, but some of those students don't know that the faculty and stuff are really there for them. So when they don't know that, I'm their resource that explain and show them that they're here to help us.

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