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Kev Ordered a Salad!
Mojo In The Morning

Kev Ordered a Salad!

from Mojo In The Morning

July 17, 2026 | 00:07:27 | Leisure

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00:00:45 - 00:01:06 | Speaker 6:

I do have to ask Kevin a question. So we get a group text from Kevin. And usually if you get a group text from Kevin, you got to check the times. because sometimes, Kev, middle of the night, will send a story or send just a quick text to us, and I'm like, what time does this guy go to bed?

00:01:06 - 00:01:07 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, why is he up?

00:01:07 - 00:01:36 | Speaker 6:

Well, last night, Kevin did something that I thought was interesting. At about 11.47 p.m., it says here, time stamped on the group text, there are a picture of two salads, beautiful salads. They look wonderful. Very fresh. I think one must be a Cobb salad, am I guessing? The other one, maybe just a chicken salad or something? And then it says, late night Coney salad. Couldn't resist.

00:01:37 - 00:01:53 | Speaker 7:

Couldn't resist. I don't care what they're telling me about this lettuce. I'm going to eat what I want to eat. You ate it. I did. That's the same salad, though. Really? Yeah, shout out to Nicky D's grilled chicken, chicken breast. That's the vibe right there. That's one salad that came in the container. Wow. And then I split it and ate the one that's in the bowl.

00:01:53 - 00:01:59 | Speaker 6:

Who, like Kevin, does this? Who eats late like this? This is late. That's midnight. You're eating dinner at midnight?

00:01:59 - 00:02:23 | Speaker 7:

That's the reason for 24-hour food spots. People eat around the clock. DoorDash? No, I went and got it. I was out last night. I was at my cousin's house. I had to help a friend with an event. And the only thing I had to eat yesterday was Jemay's bagels. So that bagel and that donut I had yesterday was the only thing I ate until that moment. They don't have craft services at this movie? I wasn't there yet. I didn't have to shoot yesterday. Oh, no. I shoot today. But they do, though, yeah.

00:02:24 - 00:02:46 | Speaker 6:

I think it's interesting. Like, I have friends that are like you. Not that you're not a friend. I don't take a fan. But I have friends that will be out eating dinner at, like, midnight. Like, Red Coat by our house. So the Red Coat in West Bloomfield is open until 2 a.m. And it's, like, 1 a.m. and they're just finishing up. And I'm like, that's crazy.

00:02:46 - 00:02:59 | Speaker 3:

Wes and I just got invited out to dinner by another couple. and the husband sent me the dinner reservation so I could see it, 9.45 p.m. I said, you are out of your freaking mind.

00:03:00 - 00:03:02 | Speaker 6:

He couldn't get a reservation, that's why.

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For sure, I go to dinner at like 6, 5. 5 even is even better.

00:03:07 - 00:03:11 | Speaker 7:

Did y'all body just shut down? Like y'all don't eat later than 7 o'clock?

00:03:11 - 00:03:16 | Speaker 3:

I will fall asleep at the table. I've done it so many times. It's so embarrassing. I just know better now on a Friday night.

00:03:16 - 00:03:27 | Speaker 6:

the worst is the next day trying to digest that you know like i couldn't do it and then come in and do the show maybe a friday into a saturday or saturday sunday when did you you don't have a

00:03:27 - 00:03:32 | Speaker 7:

late night coney you ain't never left the bar and got hungry no yes when i'm drinking i'm that's

00:03:32 - 00:03:53 | Speaker 6:

fine like i've done listen i've done taco bell to the house at you know who knows what hours but that's usually when i'm drinking but if i'm just like dinner time like shannon brings up something interesting there are many times i've wanted to eat at restaurants that are very popular i will go on open table or resi the apps that get you reservations and the only time that they'll

00:03:53 - 00:04:02 | Speaker 3:

have a reservation will be nine or 9 45 4 4 p.m or 9 45 p.m and i'm thinking to myself if i get a

00:04:02 - 00:04:08 | Speaker 6:

9 45 reservation they basically are giving me the guy that came at six o'clock leftovers yeah

00:04:08 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 7:

I feel like if I get a reservation that late, I'm not eating anything heavy. Like, it's probably going to be a lot of drinks and, like, some shareable appetizers.

00:04:18 - 00:04:25 | Speaker 6:

Yeah. Jordan, can you believe Kev was able to digest a salad and be in here for work this morning?

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That's good.

00:04:26 - 00:04:36 | Speaker 5:

That's not what I'm concerned about. I'm sorry. If you're in a group chat with me and you text me your food at midnight, you're going to throw it out of the group chat.

00:04:36 - 00:04:42 | Speaker 6:

So here's the thing. I told Kevin this. It woke me up. The ding woke me up. Exactly.

00:04:42 - 00:04:56 | Speaker 7:

Don't wake me up. Yeah. Hey, man, listen. If you don't want to be up, they got settings on the iPhone. I don't know if you're a green guy or an iPhone guy, Android versus iPhone. Put your sleep button on. Then you won't get disturbed. They got settings for that.

00:04:56 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 6:

I can't. But here's the thing. I can't do it because I'm afraid that I'll oversleep for the time.

00:05:00 - 00:05:04 | Speaker 7:

of the show so i always feel like i can't your alarm will still work what's up david how you

00:05:04 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 2:

doing i'm doing good how are you good david are you a late night guy oh yeah 100 it'll be like 10 30 11 o'clock i'll be like kevin i'm like let me make a full meal and eat it my people do you wait yeah it's the opposite like five six o'clock in the afternoon she's like oh crap it's

00:05:26 - 00:05:38 | Speaker 3:

dinner time let's eat yeah i'm like this is early do y'all fall asleep immediately after because like i need to let my food digest before i get in bed sometimes so i ate that salad for hours after

00:05:38 - 00:05:49 | Speaker 6:

oh gosh well you wait what'd you eat that in bed i laid down and ate that salad wait you so you that's how elvis died asleep i'm not didn't he didn't even brush your teeth or not elvis elvis

00:05:49 - 00:06:11 | Speaker 7:

died in the toilet it was uh uh i don't know mother cass or whatever her name was i know the woman she died eating yeah no i don't brush my teeth every night so can can i tell you something david you talk about the the difference in time that you guys eat chelsea and i are so now on the same time because she got used to my time we would eat dinner at four o'clock and be happy with

00:06:11 - 00:06:18 | Speaker 6:

that there's no way bro i'm telling you and then she calls it the four o'clock skinny because if

00:06:18 - 00:06:29 | Speaker 7:

you eat at four o'clock then you feel like you're digested through the night and you wake up you know hungry yeah skinny i don't know i do do in the morning oh i would need another snack after

00:06:29 - 00:06:36 | Speaker 2:

that well what time do you go into bed well i work midnight now but before that i didn't go to bed

00:06:36 - 00:06:53 | Speaker 7:

until about two or three o'clock in the morning wow by the way this salad that kevin uh posted on our text group text is a very fresh looking salad i don't know what coney that is but that coney has like for the fact that they made that at 11 o'clock i'm guessing 11 15 that thing was

00:06:53 - 00:07:03 | Speaker 6:

so fresh looking it was it was delicious get you some raspberry vinaigrette spread it all around that thing good to go nice little peat on the side the straight out the foil the chicken looked

00:07:03 - 00:07:08 | Speaker 7:

like they grilled it right then and there it did not look like they had it just sticking in like

00:07:08 - 00:07:13 | Speaker 6:

their little under a heat lamp yeah shout out nicky d's on jefferson across belle isle that's

00:07:13 - 00:07:50 | Speaker 7:

where i go that can i go there tonight after the rooster tail 24 7 probably right there i was thinking about this with the the listener that called us the other morning and played the five of 655 and she worked at the 24-hour restaurant in plymouth yeah but i was thinking like those spots that are the late night spots are the best because my favorite part of going out on a weekend is not going out it's going to breakfast yeah that's where all the gossip comes that's where you found out find out who got phone numbers on cocktail napkins Do you remember when you would get phone numbers on napkins? Or did you guys always put them in your phone?

00:07:51 - 00:07:54 | Speaker 6:

No, when I was younger, yeah, you had to write it down, a piece of paper or something like that.

00:07:54 - 00:08:11 | Speaker 7:

I was talking to Jeff Sackwell about this, and he goes, you remember that? And he goes, you'd look at the thing and go, is that a four or a three? And you would realize the girl gave you a wrong number. Anyway, it doesn't matter. You just thought you couldn't read it, you know? Especially tough. All right. He'll appreciate that one. All right.

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