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Kev Smelled All Day Yesterday and Nobody Told Him
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Kev Smelled All Day Yesterday and Nobody Told Him

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February 17, 2025 | 00:10:22 | Leisure

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Mojo.

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5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

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Ignition sequence start. Let me take y'all back to the beginning.

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You're listening to Mojo in the

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morning. You're a doo-doo hat. It's showtime!

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We'll be right back.

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mojo in the morning show uh kev says that uh yesterday he smelled and none of us said anything

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to him well almost not well zach is the only real one if i'm gonna say it zach is the only one who tell me that i had a little armpit uh you know mishap if you will interesting the pits weren't functioning as well as they thought they were comes a week after uh we discussed the fact that you don't shower exactly so i thought you all would be on high alert and uh how did he get so close to you that he could smell yeah he wasn't that close to me that's the problem so i must have really been reeking are we supposed to point it out every day i would hope i want one could only hope that the people that he shares his entire life with would feel comfortable to tell

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him that he's stinking i was close to you yesterday and i gotta be quite honest with you it just means that maybe the other people stink just as bad and i just but i did not smell it

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let me to your point i told you all that i have a uh flexible bathing schedule oh my god i don't how we're calling that's how we're gonna do it okay it's very uh flexible when you're in high school and you had like block schedule yeah i got a block schedule when it comes to showering so my regimen isn't as uh every day or as often as some would imagine uh it's like binge watching you can watch a little here or watch whatever you kind of feel the need to and i didn't shower for a couple of days because i didn't really do much and my alarm has been going off at random times in the morning not when i actually said it so my morning didn't start with enough time as i would have liked it to and i got in the shower had to get out quickly and forgot to put on deodorant and then i'm a pretty i guess active person when i'm in this

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I feel like I got a little energy, and I think I just started sweating too much, and then there goes the, you always smell yourself first. For sure. So I smelled myself first, and I was like, oh, damn, it was one of those where I was like, damn, I hope nobody else smelled me, and when no one said anything, I thought I was clear, and so I went in Mr. Podcast Engineer, Audio Director, Engineer Studio, and he tells me I'm reeking. I thought it was a fart, to be honest with you.

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No, you know what it is? It's, it's bad, but that's what he's got. He's got dirty. Cause cause he has been, and he also goes, I'm farting right now.

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Because here's the thing though. And Bianca can attest it. Shout out to Kaji B. When I fart 80 to 85% of the time has no smell to you. No, that's not true. I farted around y'all and nobody has said anything.

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No, we're just nice. That's not true. I've smelled your farts, dude.

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Bianca, I farted yesterday. Yeah. I farted yesterday. And it was right by Bianca, right by the door. Did it smell, Bianca? Be honest.

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No, I'll be honest. Thank you. I'll come back because it was loud. It sounded like one of those wet ones. And I was like, I backed up a little bit, but it did not smell. Thank you. Which is crazy because if I did one like that, it would smell.

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so you're good you're in the clear cup thank you so do you tell somebody has anybody ever told somebody that they had uh a smell to them there was a little bit of a stink to them they're zesty zesty tony travato is a really big on uh bad breath like i don't know if you notice he chews this gum all the time and he's so worried about his bad breath but he has told me before that there have been members of the show that have had really bad breath and he wouldn't even tell me who they were i said me and he goes no it's not you but he said and he goes it is so bad it is so bad that he's he worries about them talking to the listeners and i'm like oh my god you gotta say something to him right yeah you can't have an interaction with your clients and list you know our listeners and are you guys are and advertisers you guys are our clients you guys

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are the people we take care of as this topic is happening i'm like i had mezza garlic sauce with for dinner last night. I have brushed my teeth twice since then, and I can still taste and smell it.

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That's a different kind of smell, though.

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I know, but it's still a smell.

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Like the garlic out of your pores smell is a different smell than you smell like ass. You know what I mean?

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I'm so worried about this. Shannon and Kev make fun of me all the time because I sit in between them. If you open up my purse, there's Listerine strips. There's Altoids. There's gum. There's perfume. Like, I am so weird about, like, i'll ask you guys be like do i smell okay today it's like my number one thing i don't want to be

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the smelly kid you do not want to be smelly cat what are they feeding you um what's going on who is this amanda hi good morning hi amanda hi so i i'm glad kev has clarified because i was texting in that like i thought kev could smell himself and that he didn't need anyone else and And that's when he knows the shower, when he could smell himself. But I'm glad that he smelled it first.

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Well, thank God for Zach, though, Zach being a true friend.

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I feel like it's kind of one of those things where it's like the volume on the television. If I turn it down, I can probably still hear it. But if you're in the other room, can you hear it? So I can smell myself because I'm in the room.

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Well, sometimes your volume's up really loud, and you don't realize it, And the other people in the other room are hearing it too loud. You know what I mean? That's what I'm saying. That's like really bad. Y'all didn't tell me y'all could hear it. Yeah. By the way, this is interesting that maybe this is a thought that you should start showering a little bit more.

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I don't feel like it, bro. Let's be honest with you, man.

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You're like a kid, dude.

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I showered this morning and I put on the other. Put it right outside the shower, too, so I didn't miss it.

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I didn't miss it. Fresh calf.

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What's up, Victor? Hi.

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Hi. Yeah, I just want to let Kev know. The reason people usually take showers when they wake up in the morning is because you sweat when you sleep. Even though you don't think you do, you could have the AC on a full blast. You're still perspiring, bro, when you're sleeping.

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And that's why you should change your sheets, too, right?

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Right, right, right. Once a week at least. Wash the sheets. Wash the you-know-you-know every day. Well, that's an interesting thought.

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If you don't wash your balls or your V, you got, you got problems.

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The thought of putting on deodorant over old deodorant. Yeah. Gross. You know?

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Yeah, you're caking it up.

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You've forgotten to put deodorant on.

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Well, you probably still had some from the day before if you didn't shower, but...

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But you guys don't reapply throughout the day? Not all throughout the day? Yeah. I do. I do. I keep a deodorant in my pocket? No. No, I've got to spray her for that. I don't trust that. Okay. You don't trust the spray? I don't trust the spray or like, is it the Old Spice, the blue one, where it's like a thin... It's like kind of like liquid-y almost. Oh, it's like the rollerball. Yeah, I need the powder kind. Like, I need to stick on there.

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See, the powder kind makes me feel like I smell more, and it makes my clothes look like I got, like, random white streaks around. What's going on, Nichelle?

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I'm just, I'm so disgusted with him. Who is him, Nichelle? If you, I'm calling your mama. Why are you not taking a shower every day? And now you out here offending folks. Offending folks. Yeah. Michelle, I'm not as active as others. I don't care. I don't care. Oh, my God, I love her. Michelle, I love you. You take a shower, you take a bath, something, at least once a day. I'm not saying you got to take a bath every five minutes or every time you come in the house. You wake up, you take a shower. You go to bed. If you're doing it at night, some people don't have time in the morning. You are early bird. Take it before you go to bed. Nichelle, do you know Kev or his mama? Yes, ma'am. I wish I did. Okay.

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Hold on. Lydia, get her number because we need her. I love you. We need her to be Kev's like.

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I just woke up. I'm telling you, I set my alarm to get up and I wake up and I wake up to this garbage. I'm like, do you ever go to a friend's house in the summer and you spend the night and they're getting yelled at by their parents in front of you and you have to sit there like everything's okay? I feel like that's happening right now. That's exactly it. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. And I want to call Sherelle. Hi, she has a sex with you, and you...

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I take care of some areas.

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I don't care. Take care of your whole body. Yes, ma'am. Your whole body.

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Yes, ma'am.

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By the way, you have just been put in your place. I'm quiet. Yeah.

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I've been ready. Y'all have a good one. Yes, ma'am.

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I love y'all.

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I love y'all so much.

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Oh, we love you, too. Love you, too.

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Love you, too.

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