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Kev Vs The Colonel
Mojo In The Morning

Kev Vs The Colonel

from Mojo In The Morning

July 22, 2025 | 00:11:05 | Leisure

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All right, Mojo in the Morning, home of The War of the Roses,

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the second date update, Dirty on the 30. Kevin, you were secretly charged. What were you secretly?

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I got beef with the colonel, and I'm talking about KFC colonel. I was like, who's the colonel? I'm talking about that guy. You eat at KFC? No, my mom, she like wings every now and then. So she was like, I was in the car with her. She was like, she saw KFC. She's like, pull over real quick. I pull over reluctantly, but I get in longs. It's my mom, what I'm going to do. She's like, let me get a three-piece wing and a biscuit. I'm like, mom, it's cheaper if you get the combo. No, I want a three-piece. I'm trying to help her out. I'm trying to help myself out because I'm the one paying for it. She's like, no, just give me the three wings, and I want a biscuit. So I'm like, okay, tell the lady what I want. Get up to the window. And she said it through the intercom. She was like, $4.99. I'm like, okay, cool. Get up to the intercom. Somehow it switched to $6. Oh. But it didn't register that quickly in my brain. I'm still talking to my mom, but it hit my spirit a minute. Like, man, that price is a little different. Pull off. Then I asked the guy. I'm like, can I have a receipt, sir? Because he wasn't going to give me a receipt at first. He just gave me the food. Get my receipt. As I'm pulling off, I look at the receipt. I was charged $0.70 for the KFC Foundation. What? Oh, without being asked. Without being asked. So I got a beef not only with the colonel, but if you look at the receipt, her name is Mikayla on 7 Mile. So I got beef with Mikayla, who rung it up, and the colonel. Wait a second. They can't do that. They cannot do that. It's like a round up your order or whatever. I'm guessing. Did they ask you and you just didn't hear them? No, no, no, no, no. Mikayla did not ask. Are you sure? I promise you. I would have said no.

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Because sometimes on those speaker systems, you can't understand what they're saying.

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This wasn't one of them Charlie Brown voices. She was speaking as clearly as we are on these microphones, and she did not say anything about KFC Foundation. Oh, I'd be mad, too.

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I think that's a better business bureau thing. I think you've got to make a comment to that.

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So I reached out to KFC customer care. You already did? Hell, yeah. I love you. Hell, yeah. I said I did not. I did not authorize. No, you did not. What are you talking? Yes, I did.

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How do you have the time in your day to go and reach out for 60-some cents? When you piss, you got time for anything.

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And it's the principle. I don't care if it's 70 cents. You're not about to just charge me out of nowhere and think you're about to get over it. How many people are they charging 70 cents so they have no idea? That's a million dollars.

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All right, so this is interesting. So this is funny. This guy has got too much time in his day that he's reaching out over 70-some cents, which, by the way, I have to throw this out there. I hate, hate it when I'm asked would I either want to donate to their charity or round up for their charity. I hate it. I think it's, to me, I think it should be illegal. There should be some kind of a class action lawsuit. There definitely should be something illegal about them automatically doing it to you.

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Unless it's St. Dude or like something. I always say no. I really do.

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St. Jude's is just as bad as everybody else.

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Everywhere you go, you're asked to round up, round up. And I have no qualms anymore about saying, oh, Walgreens asks you, Abercrombie, everywhere you go, they ask you.

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I hate that. I hate it because of, first off, I hate it, and it was on our show prior, somebody on the show mentioned that they get their tax write-off off of us. Like, we don't even get a benefit out of the deal. It's their way of getting a tax write-off.

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It's ridiculous.

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All right, so here's the deal. 844-MOJO-LIVE. I want to know if there's anybody from KFC that's listening, corporate. KFC, is the colonel listening? Listen. Is there still a colonel?

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Is the colonel still around? Him and Wendy. I'm waiting for Pamela from KFC Guest Services to respond to my email. Wait, wait. Is that what they said her name was? That's her name. That's in her signature line. She going to ask me details for your feedback. I need store location address. I told her, look at the receipt. All information you need about the store is on the receipt.

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I took it in portrait mode, so it was super clear. We should call that store and ask why that happened. Is that standard procedure that they just added on to everybody?

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Can I tell you on a same type of a thing, but I hate when restaurants will put an automatic tip on the bill. And first off, the thing that bums me out when they do the automatic tip, which, by the way, is a very European thing, I guess. I guess that they do that. They do it down in Miami when you go because they say that all the South American and European visitors there are the worst tippers. so they automatically put it on, you know, tips at restaurants and stuff. I hate it because it makes me tip less. I want sometimes to tip more than 20%, but I'll see that there and go, ah, screw them. I'm not even doing it, right? They already got their tip. Kenny, what's going on?

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Morning, guys. How are you guys doing?

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We're doing good. What's happening? Kev's got a problem with the colonel.

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Listen, he's got a problem with the colonel. I got a problem with the Taco Bell.

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Uh-oh. What happened?

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All right. All right. So it's not really a problem, but you guys ever go to Taco Bell, you order, and then they turn around and say, would you like to round up for student education?

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Yeah.

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No. Listen, I will reach out to, like, my old high school teachers and donate to, like, things that they need for the classroom. I'm not going to donate to Taco Bell for them to get a tax write-off. Yes. It's not happening.

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By the way, when's the last time you reached out to your teachers to help them with the classroom?

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Honestly, last year Shout out Miss Towers I thought I was going to catch you

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In a lie there for a second

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Nope, you can ask for yourself I donated Diet Coke to her I think it was last year Why do you have to donate

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Diet Coke to her?

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Listen, she loves Diet Coke

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You know what, if that

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Puts a smile on her face, good for you

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Hey, what's up Jenny? It's Mojo in the Morning Hi

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Hi, good morning. I was just calling about two years ago. My nephew had a horrific accident in San Diego. And he got airlifted to Rady's Children's Hospital. And they have a Ronald McDonald's house there. And Ronald McDonald's house took care of my whole family. That's another one.

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I will do Ronald McDonald's house. You will? Yes, Ronald McDonald House and St. Jude, I can't say no to. The rest of them for the most part.

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They fed my whole family, including my mom, my dad, myself, my kids, for the whole entire month and a half that we were down there. That being said. And there are families that are there for months.

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Yes, they are an incredible organization. I agree with you. That being said, though, you still have to ask.

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What about Colonel Sanders? Does he ever put you up at a house?

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You think he got snack reps? Dude, the snack wraps are so good

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Does the Ronald McDonald House serve McDonald's inside the Ronald McDonald House?

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McDonald's made $25 billion in 2023 They don't need my roundup

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What's going on, David?

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Hey, I just I was doing first things first First time, long time Hey, David on the phone!

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What's happening?

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And then I just had to say when you donate when they ask you to donate for fast food they already donated to the charity you ended up just paying them back for their donation yeah

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sometimes oh they're recouping so so the uh the what do you think though about what they did with kevin where they automatically put it on the bill was that just a mistake by the local person or

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you think that that's a corporate thing that's got to be a corporate thing i would call i'll be like kevin i'd call right back i'm telling you pamela i'm waiting for my response after hearing

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in this one this morning. Free tenders. What's going on? You want free tenders? I think you should get more than free tenders. What's up, Amanda?

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Gravy. Hi, good morning, guys. Good morning.

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KFC does have the best mash

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potatoes and gravy. It does. And coleslaw. They're coleslaws. Seriously. What's going on? I'm sorry, Amanda. Hi.

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I wanted to call out my beef with Blue Cross Blue Shield of Michigan. Oh, please. I'm so tired of these guys. I'm with you here. Whatever it is, I agree.

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The insurance companies and Blue Cross Blue Shield of Chicago, Illinois. That's who we have for our insurance and they blow. Go ahead.

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Okay. They have sent me four different bills. wasting paper sending me a bill four different times for 80 cents oh geez 80 cents but why are

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they wasting my time have they sent you anything to ask you to go paperless because a lot of these companies will send you that like will you go paperless it doesn't say anything it says i can

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appeal the claim my favorite is i always say yes and then they send me a paper bill telling me that i went paperless and congratulations and then they send me a paper bill reminding me that i went paperless and to check my email. It's such BS.

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Diane, what's happening? It's Mojo in the morning. Kev's got a problem with the colonel.

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That's horrible. It shouldn't do that.

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Yeah, I agree with you.

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I'm not going to take it.

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I'm not going to take it. I might do a change. I'm not going to take it. We're not going to take it anymore.

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KFC's not just forgetting your makeup good. It's forgetting your makeup good. It's getting over a breakup good. It's smuggle into the cinema good. It's sneaking bites when teacher looks away good. It's 40 years of friendship good. Oh, yeah. It's first date, second date, 3,000 date good. It's mm-mm good. There's a moment in every bite.

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That's why it's finger-licking good. I've never heard that. I'm like, what is that? I'm going to give them the middle finger licking. I'm sorry. What were you saying, Diane?

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So my beef is with Famous Dave's. Oh. One time we were there, my in-laws were in from out of state, and we had gone out for dinner, and you know how they add the gratuity at the end if you have more than seven people? Uh-huh. Well, we had six people and my infant child, and they added the gratuity because they counted my one-month-old baby.

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Oh, my God. That's crazy.

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That is ridiculous. Isn't that crazy?

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That is nuts. They should not do that.

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My father-in-law made him take it off, and they probably got less of a tip because of it, because he was mad. Because my father-in-law is a very good tipper.

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Yeah.

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But he was not happy with them.

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That's a bad move. Yeah. Yeah, you don't count a child as a person. I mean, they're a person, but you don't charge them as a child.

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That child's eaten from mommy's booty, you know?

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Alex, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

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Hey, Mojo. I hate to break it to you guys, but last week at Imagine, I got asked to round up for breaking and honoring Christy. Oh, yes. Oh, no.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, no.

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But that's a good charity. We actually really do need your money. Yes, please.

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