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Kev Wants to Uninvite Them
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Kev Wants to Uninvite Them

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January 9, 2025 | 00:13:04 | Leisure

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It's Mojo in the Morning. Cav has a date for this big old charity preview thing.

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You do?

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But has a problem, too.

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See, but here's the thing. You done blew it because I wasn't going to say what the actual thing was. Oh. I'm sorry.

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You didn't tell me. You didn't tell me.

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It's all good. So I got two dilemmas, all right? And I'll do your second so we can have that conversation.

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Can we have Nelly's dilemma?

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Yes. Can we do that? Yeah, play dilemma. No matter what you do. Yeah, I'm screwed. All I think about is. I'm not saying nobody's name. So two dilemmas. like i said i'll tell yours the last one so we have that conversation the first is this is the first time i'm publicly going to be out with somebody else other than sherelle so there may be people who aren't aware that we're not together so how's that going to look if i'm out with somebody else so that'll be interesting uh but whatever it is but that's your truth that's no you know you're not doing anything wrong yeah i'm not doing it but you and it's my it's not my responsibility to deal with other can't control the room and things like that but you know that's out there so the thing is i um somebody been on my mind lately and i i hit her up was like hey uh what you doing friday she was like nothing what's up i'm like uh you want to be my plus one to the charity vibe she was like i would love to then i tell her you know i'm sure you got a dress whatever the fact was i'm coming black tux you know but then i was like damn i kind of want this other girl to go so in my mind i'm like well i can't or how could i tell the first girl who already got you know it's almost because shoot it's tomorrow yes so it's not like a situation where i can kind

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of be like she probably has her dress you know shoes and clutch laid out at this point not the

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clutch yeah so you asked or maybe you asked somebody already yeah and now you met somebody

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else that you want to ask? I didn't meet somebody else. It just popped in my mind like, oh, this might be a better vibe for this event.

00:03:46 - 00:03:54 | Speaker 6:

It's a formal event. Yeah. She probably went shopping. Yeah. Okay, wait. Did you already ask the second girl? No. So you don't even know if she could go?

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It'd be a yes.

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I don't think you can do that.

00:03:58 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 4:

You cannot do that. You know what this reminds me of? This reminds me of when you're going to prom and you ask a girl to prom and then you find out that another girl who you like more would have gone with you to prom if you asked her.

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that's what you got going on right now well at this point you're going with the second girl

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because the first girl is probably listening and knowing because look because i i really enjoy her presence and her company we haven't spent a bunch of time together but that's you know i'm saying she's super cool okay all right um and i don't want to ruin it okay so what's so what's

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so much better like why do you want the other girl number two uh am i making this awkward I'm not making it awkward.

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I'm really trying to identify the reason why. And I don't want it to be because she's going through a tough time, so this would be like an escape for her to have a good vibe. Okay, that's fair. And I want to take her out anyway in a different way. Like, we didn't have lunch and stuff like that, but I want to get a different vibe.

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So what are you doing on Saturday? Yeah.

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Chilling.

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Take the other girl out on Saturday. Chill with her.

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I'm chilling with Josiah. Hold on. And we got a pissing game that day. Leah, what did you want to say to Cav?

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Single Kevin is a menace.

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What is wrong with him?

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What do you mean?

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That's great.

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How are you going to be like, oh, I invited some girl to come with me, but then afterwards I thought, hmm, but I do know this other. What are you doing? You already invited her.

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It's a vibe. That's what a vibe is. But like Mojo said, you've never had that prom moment where you make a decision. That's the bad guy.

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You know, that's the villain in the story, right? Where's the drop? You dick. That's you. Did you forget the girl that's, like, sitting on the stairs crying and her mom's holding her saying he's not worth it? Yeah, a dick. Yeah. Like, did you forget that part of the story? He's a radio host. Emma, what's up, Emma?

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Oh, my God.

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What's going on, Emma?

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You should take both.

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Oh, God. That would be a great coming out, wouldn't it?

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Right, and it would make for a great radio. Yes.

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I like you.

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Angel, if you're listening, give me an extra ticket. We'll see if we can make it happen.

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That would be amazing. by the way here's a question and i know this has had to happen to a bunch of listeners have you ever asked somebody out on a date and it doesn't even have to be a date it could be even just ask friends to go out with you or hang out and you wanted to change it you you thought oh they would be cool and have you ever had to do it where like do you fake that you're not going to go now and say you're not going to go oh i'm gonna go i know you're gonna go oh my god you're not even

00:06:23 - 00:06:28 | Speaker 6:

laying down the lie properly dude i can't live in a lot like i've never been to the charity thing

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so i'm excited i'm saying but you fake you're not gonna go and then you just don't post any social media on it but you go pictures at these things okay oh yeah eight eight four four mojo live eight four four six six five six five four eight is our telephone number kev's got uh kev's got some uh some drama going on here that's what i'm calling it this is like capital d dilemma kev's starting some drama you know what that is actually probably more truth to this whole thing uh texter uh here that says uh kevin you are definitely not going with girl number one because girl number two this sounds like game shows door number two girl number two is uh is going to be the only one that you're going to go with uh mark actually wants to add girl number

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three to it who's that mark tanya tanya lalana i bet she's gonna be there yeah we should ask her Well, I mean, a lot of the dealers are going to be there. I want the texter.

00:07:22 - 00:07:24 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. Wouldn't that be funny? Three girls.

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Three girls. I love Tyen. One of them.

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Yeah. Another texter here says that Kev is screwed because he brought this up, and now he's not going to take anybody with him. See, listen. That's Mojo's fault.

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I was just going to say, I'm going somewhere.

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I didn't know. In this pre-show meeting, did he say anything about not saying anything?

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Can I read my favorite text? Yeah. I hope Kevin gets diarrhea at the event. I'm cursed upon you.

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I keep eating on me, man. What's up? India, what's up?

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Okay, first of all, girl number two, it takes so long to get prepared for that. Girl number two would never be able to get hair, makeup, a dress, all of that in time. And it's just wrong. You've got to go with girl number one. And I agree, she's probably not going to go with you because she's hearing this, but you've got to just stick with number one.

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Well, look, girl number two is very minimalistic. I've never seen her with, like, heavy makeup. I've seen her with dresses before. I don't know if she needs to go buy one or she can just throw one.

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Well, girl number one already bought one and made her makeup and hair appointment. You need a gown. That's not something every girl has.

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Yeah. All right.

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Even a minimalist girl is going to, like, want to pull it together for the charity preview.

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Can I ask you a question real quick? Kev has been off the game for a while, this relationship that he was just in. This was a tough breakup It took a while for him to bring it up on the air So I don't want anybody to think he's jumping right back into something here But how fast is he going to jump into a new relationship Because I'm going to tell you what I don't think he will

00:08:58 - 00:09:08 | Speaker 4:

I think he'll do this I think they'll be like girl number one, girl number two Two girls at the same event But I don't think he's going to jump into a relationship

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We come in heavy condoms

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What's up Kristen?

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Hey, Kevin, please don't let us lose respect for you. You can't do that to the first girl.

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See that? See, I'm bringing it up. See, this is my conscience speaking. I haven't acted. You were looking for validation to be an alien. No, I was asking the question.

00:09:33 - 00:09:41 | Speaker 5:

No, you were hoping that all the guys would call up and be like, it's fine, dude, it's fine. That's totally, you a badass. You just told all this and you don't know what to do. And that's not what happened.

00:09:42 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 2:

Hey, Kristen, are you like a school teacher? That sounds like something a school teacher would say. Don't let us make.

00:09:48 - 00:09:49 | Speaker 1:

No, I'm actually a nurse.

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Okay.

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Are you?

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Well, that was a very, like, motherly thing for you to call up and say, don't make us.

00:09:56 - 00:09:58 | Speaker 1:

And that, too, so definitely.

00:09:58 - 00:10:07 | Speaker 2:

That's beautiful. Thank you. Hold on, Heather wants Kevin to be part of a Mojo in the Morning big feature that we do on the show. And what is that, Heather?

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Oh, my God. I'm sorry, Kevin. I love you, but now you sound like you need to be on Am I the A-Hole.

00:10:13 - 00:10:16 | Speaker 3:

No, I thought you were going to say second date update. No.

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I agree, Heather. I agree. What's up, Ashley? Hi, it's Mojo in the Morning. What's going on?

00:10:25 - 00:10:41 | Speaker 4:

Hey, so I sent Kevin a message, and he is totally, like, disregarded. and kind of blew me off. He wouldn't be having any problems if he was taking me. What message do you think? Look at this. Yeah, I sent you the message about being on the show. Like, hee, hee, hee, don't expose me.

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Oh, that was you shooting your shot. What are we?

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I was trying to be low-key.

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Wait, hold on a second.

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You called it? That's not low-key?

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Yeah, you bought that action. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. I got to find out about this. Because I said to him. You got to live your life. I asked him if anybody's been flirting with him or hitting on him. And he said no, but now he's lying to me because...

00:11:02 - 00:11:07 | Speaker 4:

Well, clearly, you have to be very direct with Kev. He doesn't know how to like...

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I'm not... Wait, cut this up because we ain't playing no games right now. Cut this music off. Why? I want to ask what she looks like. I want to see what she looks like. I'm going to show you. Are you here for a good time or for a long time?

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For a long time, not a good time. You can have a good time with the girls that she's playing around with. Oh, my God. So you good if I'm out here smashing me? Please.

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Girl to girl, don't.

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Don't ever tell a guy. Don't ever tell a guy, I'm okay with you smashing other girls as long as you come home to me. Babe, you deserve better. He's not my man. What is happening?

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Mute Megan real quick.

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Let me...

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No, I'm here for a good time. That's weird. No. Ew.

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Am I crazy? Am I? I'll put her on. am i crazy hold on have or uh um or chris chris what's up don't you stay out of this you get into this hey what's going on mojo chris what's going on kevin has two dates which by the way uh colleen grant the president of iheart media just sent us a uh kevin we can get you multiple tickets

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you know what colleen's gonna be there too last year at new year's last year new year's i actually

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I had three girls I was talking to, and I was like, you know what? I had tickets to a nice event downtown. I got to break up with two of them or break it off with two of them before I decide. And I screwed up, and I didn't do it up until, like, the last minute. So I had to do, like, back-to-back break-it-offs right before New Year's. Two girls crying. It was a nightmare. But I'm going to tell you, I believe in what he's doing because these girls out here are looking to get their nails paid for and all types of stuff. You got to do what you got to do as a single man.

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Okay. I didn't hear a word you just said Because Kevin just showed me a picture of Ashley Let's go back to Ashley here Ashley, where you at?

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I'm here

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Holy Jesus Ashley, you could do so much better than Kevin

00:13:06 - 00:13:17 | Speaker 4:

I'm the second person to say that So I'm going to have to take that Who else is saying that? Mike just said it Wait, wait, wait, hold on

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Stop for a second Ashley number one Are you there? You're Ashley number one, by the way. Just so you know that. You're the number one, Ashley. You're the number one, Ashley. Okay. I want you to stay.

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I'm the only one.

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Well, I want you to stay right there, number one, Ashley, because I'm going to pick up another phone line here, and that would be Ashley number two. Ashley number two. Hi, Kevin. Good morning. You also sent and got into Kevin's DMs?

00:13:47 - 00:13:50 | Speaker 4:

I just sent him an email. Oh, my gosh.

00:13:50 - 00:13:53 | Speaker 3:

We got a LinkedIn Bay over here, okay? Man.

00:13:53 - 00:13:57 | Speaker 4:

Well, I just moved to Detroit, so I'm, like, new to the area.

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Oh, man. You say you sent me an email? Maybe what we need now is...

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I want it to be a little bit more professional, a little bit more serious.

00:14:05 - 00:14:15 | Speaker 2:

If you're the auto show preview people, we would just like to know, could Kev have, like, 25 tickets? Holy Jesus. What email you sent me?

00:14:15 - 00:14:25 | Speaker 5:

I just got out of a relationship, too, so I kind of know what Kev is going through. Dude, Kev's going to look like a first-grade teacher without the girls in line behind him, holding hands.

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First-grade teachers. Stay with your buddy. This is amazing. What email are you sending to?

00:14:31 - 00:14:36 | Speaker 4:

I'm sending it to the email that's online. I looked it up because I'm like, oh, he's looking for a date?

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Hold on, ladies. I would love to go on a date. This is getting out of hand. Send me a DM. I can't even find the email.

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This is getting out of hand.

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Kev, we love you with all our advice. Thanks for being Kev and brightening our days. This is Mojo in the Morning.

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