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Kev and The Girls at Kroger
Mojo In The Morning

Kev and The Girls at Kroger

from Mojo In The Morning

December 3, 2024 | 00:12:30 | Leisure

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Mojo of the Morning Show. It just seems like it's not really that random, but he calls it random. And I'm glad that there are others that agree that work here at this radio station. But Kev says that he had a random moment with some girls at a Kroger. By the way, if you have a random moment with this, I'm going to that Kroger. I don't know where that Kroger is, but I'm going to that Kroger. It's Mojo in the Morning Show. Explain what you showed us yesterday after the show was over.

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All right, and after I explain, I need to know why you feel like this wasn't a random occurrence like I'm telling you it is.

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Okay, tell us what happened.

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So after the show, I showed Mojo a picture of two beautiful women who I had a random occurrence with inside of Kroger. Now, this is the situation.

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Two, by the way, models that looked like literally they could be Kardashians or others. That was cold.

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They still, they cold. All right, so I'm in Kroger, and this happened last week. This is the day before Thanksgiving. It's Wednesday. We already got our food because we bought food. So we have food already, but we didn't want to eat the food until Thanksgiving. So I popped into Kroger to grab some stuff for us to eat on Wednesday night. So my mom in the car, my sister in the car, Josiah in the car, I'm in Kroger getting the ones and twos. I finished getting the food and I'm pushing through the pastry section where they have all the donuts and the sweets and the pleasantries. I look over and I see two sweets walking on two legs. One of them, it's a brunette and it's a blonde. The brunette is who I first noticed because the blonde's back was towards me. The brunette was, oh, my God. Skin looked like it was glowing like my man's Edward on Twilight. She was beautiful. She had the twinkles, bro. And she was holding a cheesecake, feeding her friend. Like, clearly they didn't buy these. They were having a great time. I look over, I see these beautiful women feeding each other cheesecake. Is it a whole cheesecake or a piece of cheesecake? Like a piece of cheesecake. yeah like a slice like a slice of cheesecake that they just pulled from a that's what i'm assuming i get there and i see them in the act of feeding each other i say damn that look good okay the one with the twilight skin says do you want some i say yes i do i push my cart over there she literally feeds it in my mouth i'm open like baby bird like my mouth is open like oh She's feeding me the cheesecake. I go, mm. We're in this little triangle. I'm like, is this really happening? Is this my life? I bite the cheesecake moist. I'm like, mm, this is good. Ew. Her friend, the blonde one, is like, have some of mine. This is called caramel flavor. I'm like, don't mind if I do. I bite her caramel. I'm like, mm, this is even.

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better everybody's like they can't believe it's happening i can't believe it's happening and then i turned to the brunette and i said did you try the caramel she was like no i take the caramel out the blonde hair i'm like your turn feed her to karma i'm like this is crazy who's watching it almost felt like nobody is wanda in the bakery saying to you guys from behind the counter you know you see those movies where it's like when you're in a situation everything around you goes dark it felt like we were the only ones inside of this kroger this is a scene from love

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actually no this is a scene from love actually this is a scene from uh naughty girls of kroger

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available right now on pornhub what ended up happening i heard the story but the blonde is like so what's going on tonight or what i'm like man you can go to deluxe flux because i literally was on instagram and saw us a party down there mind you my mom and sister and josiah in the cars thanksgiving i just can't do it you know i just can't take them in the kroger bathroom

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What am I supposed to do? No, no, no. What you should have done, you should have texted your mom and said, take Josiah home your babysitting tonight. Listen, I'll see you next year. Oh, my God.

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So I got their Instagrams. Let me see. I didn't see the pictures. You didn't see the pictures? No, you guys were Googling when he told us this story yesterday after the show.

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First off, this stuff doesn't happen anywhere but in movies or in porn. And you do not know these girls. It happens to him. I've never seen these girls in DMV. All I keep thinking to myself is, this guy, this is not a chance that this is a random story. This is not.

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Right? This is the one who had the skin of a vampire. Oh, my. Look at these girls. Oh, my God. This is the one that had the first cupcake that I saw. The cheesecake. She is beautiful. She looks familiar. You think they paid for that cheesecake? She's beautiful. I would put $100 on the fact that they did not. I don't buy it.

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No. These girls, by the way. Oh, my God.

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You guys are literally DMing about...

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Let me stop for a second. Let me stop this for one second.

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These girls are not real.

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They're not real. Okay.

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Look at this, Megan. Look at this girl.

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Here's my thing. Would you eat somebody's... I don't care. If these girls were ugly, would you take food from them?

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Absolutely not. No way. Absolutely not. This is the same guy that won't eat cookies that I bring in. but he'll eat off of a random girl's hand who's clearly under the influence of something if they're being dis-sexual in a Kroger. That's okay. Megan. Oh, you mad. You like girls too. You'd eat cheesecake from those girls. Listen, I'd eat out of a dirty kitchen. I don't care. He's the one with the weird standards.

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For me, it's about the cheesecake, not about the girls. For Kevin.

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Those girls are stunningly beautiful. I could not believe what my eyes would be like. What Kroger was this? This 14 at Hagerty. Okay. Did you already try to get the tape? The security footage? I'm calling. I'm telling you. Wednesday night.

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I'm calling up Cam or Rachel over at Kroger and I'm going to say, guys, I want a picture of this. They probably don't condone this though.

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No.

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Unless you're there just buying, you know, pastry.

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You're going to reach out for the money for the cheese page.

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Please, Cam and Rachel, hit the footage myself. Do you think, first off, do these girls pay for this stuff? I wasn't any of my concern. Was there a video camera nearby? I've gotten yelled at when I've just grabbed food out of the bulk container and just started eating it in the store. People get mad at me when I do that.

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I feel like they were making a TikTok or something, and you're now a part of it.

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Thank God. I think they were. I'll do it again. What's going on, Cassie? How you doing?

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Hi. So, Kev, well, that sounds amazing. It sounds like this was all just a big dream. Yeah. Why doesn't anybody believe me? Okay, I believe you because I saw the DMs. Thank you.

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Wait, I didn't see the DMs. I just saw the pictures of them. What did they DM? I DMed them. Here, let me call them on the air right now.

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Yeah. I mean, if you, well, let's call them your phone. Wait, what do you mean call them? Instagram call. Okay, thank you. Someone tried to do that to me. That's weird. It might be weird, though. It might be weird, though. Please don't do that.

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Wait, wait, don't. Oh, I can't fit this piece into my thing. Well, yeah, don't do that, man. It might be weird. You think so? I mean, I don't care.

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You telling this story on the air is weird?

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Does anybody know these girls? Tell me if you know these girls. Hold on a second. If the girls... Don't say their names. Yeah, you're trying to go too far. They look like they're... What do you think? Are they Albanian or what are they? I don't know. They're beautiful.

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They're just beautiful. That's all I know. If that cheesecake would make me look like that, I'd hate it. Hold on.

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Carol, what did you want to say to Kev? Good morning, everybody. I just wanted to tell Kevin,

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he is lucky he still has his kidneys. Those girls could have drugged you, put you in a bathtub on some ice. Yeah. And taken your organs. Right? Lift up your shirt. We got to see what your back looks like.

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As long. Well, I can't say what I wanted to say. Kate, could you imagine? Could you imagine? And there's Mama and Josiah in the parking lot going, when is he coming out? It's Thanksgiving. We want to eat.

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Listen, man. I was trying. I was in there eating. I want to know. I want to know what your mom. Look at them. That's them together. Did you say anything to your mom? Imagine walking into Kroger and seeing this and eating cheesecake. That would actually make me not want to eat cheesecake because I don't want to look like that. I know. Same. Let's be very transparent here. People are too hot to eat around.

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Hey, Cody. What's happening?

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What's going on, guys?

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How you doing?

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Pretty sure these girls must be food safe certified. yes Cody

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you're supposed to be my friend I am your friend but that was funny

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the disrespect I get around here which is so funny because I have treats

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not for Kev that was the best I'll smack it out of your hand

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I swear to god don't even touch one do not look at him

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what's going on Norman

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hey Mojo what's going on man hey Kev what's your Instagram man

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Mine, Kev knows, K-E-V-K-N-O-W-S.

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If you look at my following, you can see it. I am. This is Stormy Norman. This is your dad's friend, you know, the one that I'm going to Jamaica with, man.

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Okay, what's up, Stormy?

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Yeah, I'm doing good, man. Hey, Mojo, about two weeks ago, man, I am so mad, man. I was on the phone. You were giving away Jingle Ball tickets. You were taking call after call, giving away the tickets. And I'm saying, oh, yeah, I'm going to be next. I'm going to be next. I love this station. And then the girl comes back and says, he picked all the ones he's going to pick. Have a good day.

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Oh, I'm sorry. I know, I know. Not all of us can be as lucky as Kev. That was a lucky moment there.

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I know. But Kev, you said it's Kevin Knowles? Kevin Knowles. Yeah. Yeah. K-E-V-K-N-O-W-S, man. I want to see what these girls look like. And I had a similar experience, but not as great as that. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Tell us about that.

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Tell us that experience. You got to get right to it.

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I was actually at Kroger, but I was at the one on Greenfield near 12 mile or 11 mile right there in South. Yeah. And I promise you, I was pushing my cart and I turned the corner and there were three girls, not two, but three. And they looked like Instagram models. They were really fine. There were black girls, but they didn't give me the time. By the way,

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all that set up for that man, Norman, What's up, Amanda? Hi. Hi, Amanda.

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Good morning.

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Good morning. What's going on?

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It's Amber. Oh, I'm sorry. But it's okay.

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I don't know why I said it. What's happening, Amber?

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All I can think about is Ken's putting on this nice scene. He was in Kroger, eating this cheesecake from these two hot girls. Were you just listening to Mojo's voice over Kroger?

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I couldn't hear anything at that moment.

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Attention Kroger shoppers, by the way. Oh, that's great.

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Record your hot temp temperatures.

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Fred, what's up? Hi.

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What's up, everybody? Tim, where are they? I'm always at that Kroger.

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Yo.

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Buddy, you got to stay by the bakery. You are lucky. Look, you know on the back where they got the bread. they were right there right by them little refrigerators

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oh my god bro they always got some ones at that Kroger they had two of them matter of fact I got an order right now to go there

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what's up Jennifer hi

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hey how are you this morning

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we're doing great we're talking about Kev's big moment his big moment with two girls and cheesecake By the way, what is it, two guys in a cup? It's two.

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I heard the little save-serve comment, and I'm just over here like, well, cheesecake's one of those ready-to-eat foods.

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Yes. I was ready to eat.

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Yeah, I just feel like he got really, really blessed. He got super blessed. And I don't know. God did. God did. That God did.

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You gotta bake cheesecake.

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I need it in this season. We'll talk to you later, Jennifer. Thank you. Take care of yourself.

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Have a good day.

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All right. When Chelsea asked me to go run and stop off at the store, she's going to be like, why are you going to that, Kroger? That just seems like it's a far away from your house. Worth the trip.

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