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Mojo, the morning show. It just seems like it's not really that random, but he calls it random. And I'm glad that there are others that agree that work here at this radio station. Kev says that he had a random moment with some girls at a Kroger. by the way if you have a random moment with this i'm going to that kroger i don't know where that kroger is but i'm going to that kroger uh it's mojo in the morning show explain what you showed

us yesterday after the show was over all right and after i explain i need to know why you feel like this wasn't a random occurrence like i'm telling you it is okay tell us what happened so after the show i showed mojo a picture of two beautiful women who i had a random occurrence with inside of kroger now this is the situation two by the way models that looked like literally

they could be kardashians or like that was cold they still a cold all right so i'm in kroger

and this happened last week this is the day before thanksgiving it's wednesday we already got our food because we bought food so we have food already but we didn't want to eat the food until thanksgiving so i popped into kroger to grab some stuff for us to eat on wednesday night So my mom in the car, my sister in the car, Josiah in the car. I'm in Kroger getting the ones and twos. I finish getting the food, and I'm pushing through the pastry section where they have all the donuts and the sweets and the pleasantries. I look over, and I see two sweets walking on two legs. One of them, it's a brunette, and it's a blonde. The brunette is who I first noticed because the blonde's back was towards me. The brunette was, oh, my God. skin looked like it was glowing like my man's Edward on Twilight. The skin is a killer. She was beautiful. She had the twinkles, bro. And she was holding a cheesecake feeding her friend. Right. Clearly they didn't buy these. They were having a great time. I look over. I see these beautiful women feeding each other cheesecake. Is it a whole cheesecake or a piece of cheesecake? Like a piece of cheesecake. Yeah, like a slice. Like a slice of cheesecake. That they just pulled from a package. That's what I'm assuming. I get there and i see them in the act of feeding each other i say damn that look good okay the one with the twilight skin says do you want some i say yes i do i push my cart over there she literally feeds it in my mouth i'm open like baby bird like my mouth is open like oh she's feeding me the cheesecake i got we're in this little triangle i'm like is

this really happening is this my life i bite the cheesecake moist i'm like this is good her friend the blonde one is like have some of mine this is called caramel flavor i'm like don't mind if i do i bite her caramel i'm like this is even better everybody's like they can't believe it's happening i can't believe it's happening and then i turned to the brunette and i said did you try the caramel she was like no i take the caramel out the blonde hair i'm like your turn feed her the caramel i'm I was like, this is crazy. Who's watching? It almost felt like nobody was watching. And what is Wanda in the bakery saying to you guys from behind the counter? You know, you've seen those movies where it's like, when you're in a situation, everything around you goes dark. It felt like we were the only ones inside of this Kroger.

This is a scene from Love Actually.

No, this is a scene from Love Actually. This is a scene from Naughty Girls of Kroger available right now on Pornhub.

What ended up happening? I heard the story.

The blonde is like, so what's going on tonight? I'm like, man, you can go to Deluxe Flux. Because I literally was on Instagram and saw some party down there. Mind you, my mom and sister and Josiah in the car is Thanksgiving. I just can't take them in the Kroger bathroom.

You know what I'm supposed to do? No, no, what you should have done. You should have texted your mom and said, take Josiah home. You're babysitting tonight. I'll see you next year. Oh, my God.

So I got their Instagrams. Let me see. I didn't see the pictures.

You didn't see the pictures?

No, you guys were oogling when he told us this story yesterday after the show.

First off, this stuff doesn't happen anywhere but in movies or in porn. And you do not know these girls. It happens to him. I've never seen these girls at VMI. And all I keep thinking to myself is, this guy, this is not a chance that this is a random story. This is not. Right?

This is the one who had the skin of a vampire. Oh, my. Look at these girls. Oh, my God. That's the one that had the first cupcake that I saw, the cheesecake.

She is beautiful. She looks familiar. You think they paid for that cheesecake?

She's beautiful.

I would put $100 on the fact that they did not buy that cheesecake.

No, I don't buy it. No. These girls, by the way, first off.

Oh, my God, you guys are literally DMing about.

Let me stop for a second. Let me stop this for one second.

These girls are not real.

They're not real.

Sure.

Okay, so here's my.

Look at this, Megan. Look at this girl.

Here's my thing.

She's not. Jesus.

Would you eat somebody's. I don't care. If these girls were ugly, would you take food from them?

Absolutely not. No way. Absolutely not. This is the same guy that won't eat cookies that I bring in, but he'll eat off of a random girl's hand who's clearly under the influence of something if they're being this sexual in a Kroger. That's okay. Megan.

Oh, you mad.

You let girls sue you to eat cheesecake from those girls. Listen, I'd eat out of a dirty kitchen. I don't care. He's the one with the weird standards.

For me, it's about the cheesecake, not about the girls. For Kevin,

those girls are

stunningly beautiful.

I could not believe what my eyes would be holding. What Kroger was this?

Okay, did you already try to get the tape? The security footage? I'm calling up

Cam or Rachel over at Kroger and I'm going to say, guys, I want a picture of this. They probably don't condone this, though. Unless you're there just buying

you know pastries you can reach out for money for the please cam and rachel hit them i need

the footage myself do you think first off do these girls pay for this stuff i wasn't even my concern was there a video camera i've gotten yelled at when i just grabbed food out of the bulk container and just started eating it in the store people get mad at me when i do that i feel

like they were making a tiktok or something and you're now a part of it thank god i think they do it again what's what's going on cassie how you doing hi so kev well that sounds amazing it sounds like this is all just a big dream yeah why doesn't anybody believe me okay i believe you

because i saw the dms thank you any wait you're that let me i didn't see the dms i just saw the pictures of what what are they what are they dm i dm'd here let me call them on the on the air right

yeah if you well what do you mean call instagram call okay it might be it might be weird though

it might be weird though you might please don't do that wait wait oh i can't fit this piece into

my thing well yeah don't do that man it might be weird you think so i don't care you telling

this story on the air is weird does anybody know these girls tell me if you know these girls hold on a second the girls uh don't don't say they're trying to go too far they look like they're they've Are they, what do you think? Are they Albanian or what are they? Not a beautiful name. They're just beautiful. That's all I know.

If that cheesecake would make me look like that, I'd eat it.

Hold on, hold on. Carol, what did you want to say to Kev?

Good morning, everybody. I just wanted to tell Kevin, he is lucky he still has his kidneys. Those girls could have drugged you, put you in a bathtub on some ice. Yeah, it's taken your organs. Right? Yeah.

We've got to see what your back looks like.

As long... Well, I can't say what I wanted to say. Kate, could you imagine? Could you imagine? And there's Mama and Josiah in the parking lot going, when is she coming out? It's Thanksgiving. We want to eat. Listen, man. I was trying. I was in there eating. I want to know. I want to know what your mom... Look at them. That's them together. Did you say anything to your mom?

Imagine walking into Kroger and seeing this and eating cheesecake.

That would actually... That would actually make me not want to eat cheesecake cake because let's be very transparent here people are too hot they don't need a lot of hey cody what's happening what's going on guys how you doing i'm pretty sure these girls must

be food safe certified yes cody you're supposed to be my friend i am your friend but that was

funny how dare you the disrespect i get around here which is so funny because i have treats

Not for Kev. That was the best. Hey, Norman, what's...

I'll smack it out of your hand. I swear to God, don't even touch one. What's going on? Do not look at him.

What's going on, Norman?

Hey, Mojo, what's going on, man? Hey, Kev. Yo. What's your Instagram, man?

Mine, Kev knows. K-E-V-K-N-O-W-S. If you look at my following...

I am. This is Storm and Norman. This is your dad's friend. You know, the one that I'm going to Jamaica with, man. Okay, what's up, Storm? Oh, yeah, I'm doing good, man. And hey, Mojo, about two weeks ago, man, I am so mad, man. I was on the phone. You were giving away Jingle Ball tickets. You were taking call after call, giving away the tickets. And I'm saying, oh, yeah, I'm going to be next. I'm going to be next. I love this station. And then the girl comes back and says, he picked all the ones he's going to pick. Have a good day.

Oh, I'm sorry. I know. I know. Not all of us can be as lucky as Kev. That was a lucky moment.

I know. But Kev, you said it's Kevin Knowles. Kevin Knowles. Yeah.

Yeah. K-E-V-K-N-O-W-S, man.

I want to see what these girls look like. And I had a similar experience, but not as great as that. Wait, wait, wait. Tell us about that.

Tell us that experience. You got to get right to it.

I was actually at Kroger, but I was at the one on Greenfield near 12 Mile or 11 Mile, right there in Southfield. Yeah. And I promise you, I was pushing my cart, and I turned the corner, and there were three girls. Not two, but three. And they looked like Instagram models. They were really fine. They were black girls, but they didn't give me the time. I was fantasizing about it.

By the way, all that set up for that. Norman. What's up, Amanda? Hi. Hi, Amanda.

Good morning.

Good morning. What's going on?

It's Amber. Oh, I'm sorry.

I don't know why I said it. What's happening, Amber?

All I can think about is him putting on this nice scene. He was in Kroger, eating this cheesecake from these two hot girls. Were you just listening to Mojo's voice over Kroger?

Oh, my God. I couldn't hear anything at that moment.

Yeah. Attention, Kroger shoppers. Oh, that's great. Take care of yourself.

Record your hot temp temperatures.

Fred, what's up? Hi.

What's up, everybody? Tim. Yo. Where are they? I'm always at that Kroger's.

Yo. But you got to stay by the bakery. Bro, you are lucky. Look, you know on the back where they got the bread at? Yes. They were right there. Right by them little refrigerators.

Oh, my God. Bro, they always got some ones at that Kroger's. I'm telling you, they had two over that night. Matter of fact, I got an order right now to go there.

What's up, Jennifer? Hi.

Hey, how are you this morning?

We're doing great. We're talking about Kev's big moment, his big moment with two girls and cheesecake. By the way, what is it, two guys in a cup?

I heard a little save-serve comment, and I'm just over here like, well, cheesecake's one of those ready-to-eat foods.

Yes. I was ready to eat.

Yeah, I just feel like he got really, really blessed. He got super blessed. And I don't know. God did. God did.

You gotta bake cheesecake.

I need it in this season. We'll talk to you later, Jennifer. Thank you. Take care of yourself.

Have a good day.

All right. But when Chelsea asked me to go run and stop off at the stores, she's going to be like, why are you going to that, Kroger? That just seems like it's a far away from your house. Worth the trip.

The first season of the X Games League is ending in New Orleans, and only one team walks away champion. July 24th through 26th at the Caesars Superdome, watch the world's best skaters, BMX riders, and moto athletes battle for the title. Plus, live performances from Metro Boomin, JID, Subtronix, and Bunt. Three days of sport and music. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

We've all been there. We've had seasons that have shaken everything. The question is, what remains when the shaking stops? Hi, I'm Gary Valenciano. And on my podcast, Unshaken with Gary Vee, I sit down with amazing personalities and we talk about the seasons that nearly broke them, the lows that carried them to their highs. Listen to Unshaken with Gary Vee on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hey, this is Chuck from Stuff You Should Know, and we're submitting our most science-y episodes for your peer review with our new Stuff You Should Know Doing Science playlist. Out now. You want to know about Occam's Razor? The simplest explanation is usually the right one. We got you covered. Wondered what chaos theory is ever since the first time you saw Jurassic Park? Well, come on down. So, distill a nice pot of tea, everybody. Turn down the gas on your Bunsen burner and slip into your most comfortable lab coat. and listen to the Stuff You Should Know Doin' Science playlist on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Can superstars even exist the way they used to? 2016 was sort of that last era of monoculture

where we still consumed things in community. Everybody wanted to be Beyonce at that point. I don't think we'll ever see another Beyonce. What does it mean to be black and eat in America? You will never make me feel bad for being a black girl, for being a black American girl ever.

From music to food to the conversations shaping black culture right now, Therapy for Black Girls is bringing it all to the mic. Listen to Therapy for Black Girls on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.