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Kev is Calling Out The Work Potluck
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Kev is Calling Out The Work Potluck

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November 21, 2024 | 00:09:53 | Leisure

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All right, it's Mojo in the morning. Kev is going to call out the co-worker.

00:01:34 - 00:01:54 | Speaker 6:

Man, and don't let me be the only one. If y'all want to call somebody out, too, call us and let us know. And y'all on the show, too, man, tell me if y'all want to call somebody out. Right now, though, I'm calling myself out. And tell me if I'm wrong for this, because, again, y'all be honest. Shout out Brendan Flum. I don't know what he does here. Flum Dog Millionaire. That's my dog.

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Oh, my God.

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Brendan is super cool, and I love Brendan.

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Brendan, for those that don't know, is kind of like the can-do guy. He works in the sales department. He's what, like a sales assistant associate. And he seems like he's the guy that anytime I get an email from him, it's going to be work for me. So that's all I feel like.

00:02:16 - 00:02:26 | Speaker 6:

Go ahead. This is what that was. So y'all got it too. Brendan sent out an email and a meeting request for us here at iHeart to have an office Thanksgiving potluck.

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Okay.

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And you can hit accept, decline, or maybe. And immediately when I saw office and the word potluck, I said decline. I am not participating in none of the foolish food shenanigans that take place with coworkers. That is where I draw the line. Y'all notice I'm not eating nobody food.

00:02:44 - 00:02:51 | Speaker 7:

Wait, is this why you won't eat my cookies? I'll eat your cookies. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Is that really right?

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I'll have a bite.

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No, I'm never making them for you. Oh, my God.

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Could be, man. You think I'm dirty. It's not that I think you dirty. It's just, I feel like that's a line that I'm not ready to cross. Now, if I come to your house, that's different. Like, you don't really cook like that. You be door-dashing all the time, Mojo, so I don't really cook. Shannon, you don't cook neither. Damn, none of y'all cook for real. All right, so, Matt, if we come to your house, I can see, like, you know, the bowls and all that. I think it's more of a mental thing, but showing up here and having a table full of mom's spaghetti and whoever else, goulash, hell no.

00:03:24 - 00:03:35 | Speaker 7:

You know, every time I make something for the station, I do it on live because I know people are going to call me dirty or say that I like didn't wash my hands or whatever it was just so every, oh no, we're getting stared at by.

00:03:35 - 00:03:36 | Speaker 6:

Look at Brendan. You know what?

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He's so mad. He's funny. Bring him in.

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Bring him in. Don't come in.

00:03:42 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 7:

Go get him. Go get him. Go get him. He just looked at me like, how did he do that?

00:03:46 - 00:03:50 | Speaker 5:

Oh my God. That is so funny. I do want to say. Here he comes.

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Here he comes.

00:03:51 - 00:04:03 | Speaker 5:

I call this the Mary Pallon rule because when I was in Arizona, we used to have a lady. I love this story. We had a lady named Mary Pallon that everybody would always say she had cats and you could taste the cat fur inside of the depths.

00:04:03 - 00:04:07 | Speaker 6:

See, and people be like, when you have a cat, KP got a cat, that cat would probably be all on the counter.

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Oh, I wouldn't touch anything that KP had. KP's got cat fur all over.

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Oh, but Bubba's the only cat we like. That's not true. There is.

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Seriously, I'm still like sneezing and stuff.

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If you met Bubba, you'd love him.

00:04:18 - 00:04:35 | Speaker 5:

Uh, Brendan, so you're in charge of the company, uh, Thanksgiving potluck. Are people, are people just making stuff or making stuff and buying stuff? Cause if they're buying stuff, Kev might be more willing to be part of it. He doesn't want people making stuff in their own kitchens.

00:04:35 - 00:04:39 | Speaker 1:

Uh, it's a little bit of both from my understanding. It's a potluck. So bring whatever you want.

00:04:39 - 00:04:48 | Speaker 5:

Do you have the list of who's bringing what? Cause I'll tell you whose food I would eat and who I wouldn't eat. So far. Yeah. Who do you know that's making something? And have they said, well, Megan,

00:04:48 - 00:04:52 | Speaker 1:

offered to bring cookies but i told her colleen's already bringing cookies and crystal rim is

00:04:52 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 5:

bringing dessert of some kind she doesn't know wait so you turned away megan's baking because we have too

00:05:00 - 00:05:11 | Speaker 4:

much bakery stuff what do we need i i didn't necessarily turn it down i just let her know colleen's already bringing cookies as much as i liked megan's cookies that she brought in the other day they were really good megan what's your perspective uh i'm gonna read the email

00:05:11 - 00:05:38 | Speaker 5:

because i did not delete it because i thought it was hysterical go for it i got nothing to hide no he had a really great response actually it was very funny uh i said or he said as much as i loved your cookies colleen is already bringing some and Crystal's bringing another dessert too. Smiley face emoji which I thought was very funny in a professional email. I said, well, I see how it is. You like Colleen and Crystal more than me and he goes, yep, that's definitely it.

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With the heavy hit of sarcasm.

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It was very funny.

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What else? Who's doing turkeys and stuff? Do we need turkeys at all? Yeah. No one has claimed that yet. I will do turkeys. Okay. But I will give you a credit card and you can go order them anywhere you want to because I'm not making anything for this thing. That's totally fair. Is that cool? Absolutely.

00:05:56 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 5:

Where are we going to get cooked turkeys?

00:05:58 - 00:06:07 | Speaker 6:

I did Steve's Deli a couple years ago for this thing, which I thought was good. I don't know. Whoever, if there's somebody that caters and they want a business for, when is it? When is the party?

00:06:07 - 00:06:08 | Speaker 4:

This upcoming Monday.

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Oh, jeez. We've got to hurry up on that one.

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Did you see the contact that I emailed you guys yesterday?

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I delete everything that you send me.

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I know Shannon and Zach did, but.

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Can I tell you, anytime that you send me something, I've got to talk to a school. I've got to go to volunteer at a food kitchen. I mean, I do not send that to him and anytime anytime Brandon sends me something, it's never Hey, I got a new client for you to do advertising and get paid for. Oh, man, I try. You know,

00:06:37 - 00:06:43 | Speaker 1:

I try. Are there some people on that potluck potluck list that even you are like, no,

00:06:43 - 00:06:50 | Speaker 4:

I'm not. I think Sarah said something about like a squash. Oh, I was like, I mean, okay.

00:06:50 - 00:07:21 | Speaker 6:

can i tell you something i judge no no offense but like like some of the hot co-workers that we have i'm like i'll eat whatever they got it's probably so nasty you know and then and then also the older kind of like chubbier you know i'll take theirs too because i figure that they're good cooks oh for sure you can too but if i see somebody you know no offense angel's got 8 000 dogs i ain't eating anything from her house if she got arm fat you know she's throwing down in

00:07:21 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 5:

the case you're just doing you're naming all of the people that you work with you think are dirty

00:07:25 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 6:

no no she's got a lot of dogs and look at her she does not eat very much i'm thinking she's not a good cook that's what i'm thinking no offense angel but what hold on eric what do you think

00:07:35 - 00:08:18 | Speaker 3:

about this would you ever do food from your your coat heartedly i know i wholeheartedly agree with kevin i'd rather offend everyone equally than than offend like a few uh call it a few individuals out yeah because even when people with people that i work with uh one of the biggest red flags to me i remember one of my co-workers um i was they were eating what looked like chocolate pudding and i was like oh yo you're enjoying that that looks great and they're like chocolate pudding what is that it's like applesauce i'm like uh 2022 it was 2022 and that apple Applesauce expired in 2017. That's funny. I'm like, oh, no. No, no, no.

00:08:19 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 1:

Brandon, everybody wants to know what Tony Travato has signed up to bring.

00:08:22 - 00:08:37 | Speaker 4:

Oh, he hasn't signed up for anything yet, but knowing him, it's going to be another dessert. So that just means Megan probably should definitely not bring her cookies. Why does Tony always do a dessert? Is it something he can grab quick? No, it's just, I don't know if you know this, but he and I are like the resident sweet tooth. Oh, really?

00:08:37 - 00:08:44 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, but imagine turning down the person who makes the best thing for other mediocre things. Megan makes great cookies. We learned that.

00:08:44 - 00:08:46 | Speaker 4:

Megan does make... That was a really good cookie.

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Hold on. Thank you. Naz, what's up?

00:08:49 - 00:08:51 | Speaker 2:

Good morning, everybody. How are you? Great.

00:08:51 - 00:08:52 | Speaker 6:

What's up?

00:08:53 - 00:08:56 | Speaker 2:

Deep voice, Daddy, who are you? Did you hear? Did you hear?

00:08:57 - 00:09:02 | Speaker 6:

Wait, wait, wait. I'm going to hear it. Say it one more time. He's got headphones on. Oh, yeah, Daddy. Say it one more time.

00:09:03 - 00:09:09 | Speaker 2:

I said, deep voice, Daddy, who are you? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What do you want to hear him say?

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Harry, say Nas, I'd love to pot your luck. I'm absolutely not saying that. What's up, Anna?

00:09:21 - 00:09:24 | Speaker 6:

Hi. What's going on, Anna?

00:09:24 - 00:09:27 | Speaker 2:

Oh, hey. No, I decline everything.

00:09:27 - 00:09:30 | Speaker 6:

So you decline everything what? Everything potluck?

00:09:30 - 00:09:34 | Speaker 2:

Every potluck. Family, work, anywhere, I decline it.

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Do you not eat out at restaurants?

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Nope.

00:09:39 - 00:09:43 | Speaker 5:

Oh, really? Kev, do you? Duh. So what's the difference?

00:09:44 - 00:09:50 | Speaker 6:

You're trained. I know the kitchen is clean. I'm FoodSafe certified. There's a process. There's a lot that goes into it.

00:09:50 - 00:10:04 | Speaker 5:

What does that mean, you're FoodSafe certified? It means I was certified by, like, essentially the state's health department to work in a kitchen. That's like nobody else. Megan, you work that Red Robin, bro. Relax. You act like you was like top chef or something

00:10:04 - 00:10:05 | Speaker 4:

Bridget what's up

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I'm food safe certified You know that takes like hours of training and stuff I worked that subway

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Hold on they're fighting right now You weren't food safe certified

00:10:12 - 00:10:33 | Speaker 5:

You didn't work in a real kitchen You assembled Cut up veggies On a piece of bread And you're gonna say that we are the same So what'd you do at Red Robin I was in the kitchen That was so much crazier than subway They actually cooked Okay, so you got chicken sandwiches, and you got burgers.

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You think that just magically falls out of the sky prepared?

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You think you Gordon Ramsay? No, Maggie.

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Hold on. You're not. Bridget, Bridget, what's up?

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I just don't. I'm uncomfortable.

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And I love Red Robin.

00:10:47 - 00:10:47 | Speaker 4:

Hi, Bridget.

00:10:49 - 00:11:02 | Speaker 6:

Hi. So, a few years back, at one of my boys' football banquets, a friend, I was a smoker. They made macaroni and cheese. and it was the worst macaroni and cheese ever because it tasted like cigarettes. Oh, no.

00:11:03 - 00:11:09 | Speaker 5:

Smoked. That is the worst when you could smell somebody's, like, cities on the food.

00:11:10 - 00:11:23 | Speaker 4:

I also, I have a problem when you can smell their house, smell with cigarettes, dogs, stuff like that, and I have a problem if their Tupperware looks like it should have been thrown away, like, eight years ago, you know? Like, potlucks are bad lucks.

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