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Kev is Too Grown For a Phone Case
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Kev is Too Grown For a Phone Case

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December 23, 2024 | 00:09:05 | Leisure

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00:01:54 - 00:02:48 | Speaker 5:

All right, it is the Mojo in the Morning show. Heard on great stations like Detroit's Channel 955, 104.5 SNX, Grand Rapids, Muskegon, and 92.5 KISS FM in Toledo, Ohio. Kevin says that he is a grown-ass man, even though he doesn't act like it all the time. Here you go. right guys but he says that in here it will fill in the blank with this one here i am too grown for a blank what are you too grown for a case for my phone what you're too grown for a case for your phone I'm too grown for that, bro.

00:02:48 - 00:02:56 | Speaker 4:

You are dumb. Why are you saying that? You are dumb because you don't have a case on your very expensive phone. I am mature.

00:02:56 - 00:03:34 | Speaker 6:

I have reached a level in my maturity. And listen, because I say I'm mature, it doesn't mean I'm saying everyone who has a case on their phone isn't. So don't take it that way. I have reached a point in my maturity where I do not need to buy a case on my phone. and ever since this phone has come out I don't know when it is it's not like the newest iPhone it's probably like a something but I've had it for a couple of years and no problems I don't see why I need a case I'm too grown for that no I'm not no do not speak that evil on me Ricky Bobby

00:03:34 - 00:03:36 | Speaker 3:

I hope so too

00:03:36 - 00:03:37 | Speaker 5:

I hope that he just

00:03:37 - 00:03:54 | Speaker 4:

think about it I couldn't survive without a phone case yes you could When people are like, oh, will you take a picture for me? And then I grab their phone and they don't have a case on it. I'm like, how do you even, like, use it? Truly, I don't know.

00:03:54 - 00:04:05 | Speaker 6:

It's like car insurance. Y'all feel better because y'all have it. But, like, do you actually need it for it? Yes! How many accidents you been in? Do you have car insurance? Yeah, I do. But I don't need it, though.

00:04:05 - 00:04:06 | Speaker 4:

After that comment, I don't believe it.

00:04:06 - 00:04:19 | Speaker 6:

I'm just, like, think about it. Think about how much money you spend in car insurance every month that you just have for protection in case of emergency. And that's what your little case on your phone is for, in case of emergency. But how often are you really dropping your phone?

00:04:20 - 00:04:31 | Speaker 4:

Kevin. But even if you get into a car accident, a good chunk of the time you can still drive your vehicle and get from point A to point B. You drop and shatter your phone and it's shattered, shattered, you're

00:04:31 - 00:04:46 | Speaker 5:

SOL. I feel like I'm talking to Luke right now. I feel like I'm talking to my youngest son who breaks his phone non-stop and won't have a case on it. And the reason he won't have a case on it is you can't see the cool back end of the thing.

00:04:46 - 00:04:49 | Speaker 6:

Who the heck cares? I don't know what it looks like. That's an interesting point.

00:04:49 - 00:04:54 | Speaker 5:

And you know what Apple does with the back ends? They make them so they break so they can make new ones for you.

00:04:54 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 6:

Bro, this phone is extremely durable. I haven't shattered my screen. Okay, throw it against the wall.

00:05:00 - 00:05:09 | Speaker 3:

I'm not, but that's what I'm saying. Who does that? I mean, I... If you're so sure of how durable it is, throw it against the wall. No, Shannon. Now, that's dumb. I'm not doing it.

00:05:09 - 00:05:17 | Speaker 2:

Like, it's not happening. I went and took my dog out for a run the other day, and it literally fell out of my backpack and was, like, tumbling down the street.

00:05:17 - 00:05:19 | Speaker 3:

Was your... In slow motion, probably, too.

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Yeah, yeah.

00:05:19 - 00:05:23 | Speaker 3:

Was it, like, zipped in the backpack, or did you have it...

00:05:23 - 00:05:24 | Speaker 2:

It was, like, in a side pocket.

00:05:24 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 3:

Oh, well, that's your fault. Kevin wears...

00:05:26 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 2:

Well, no, I just had a case on it, so even though it fell...

00:05:29 - 00:05:34 | Speaker 3:

Well, no, who puts a cell phone in a side pocket? That's not what it's for. That's for water bottles.

00:05:34 - 00:05:51 | Speaker 4:

Kevin puts his phone in those sweatpants of his, and it's going to fall out of that sweatpants pocket. Or the sweatpants pocket up front in your sweat shirt. What's up, Austin? What's going on? I feel like we're talking to a child here. He's not a grown-ass man. What's going on?

00:05:52 - 00:05:55 | Speaker 7:

I have no disrespect, but if you're broke, just say it. Oh!

00:05:57 - 00:06:05 | Speaker 3:

Yes, Austin. The reason why I do not have a $7 phone case is because I go to Chipotle every day.

00:06:05 - 00:06:10 | Speaker 4:

If you go to Apple and go get any of those phone cases, those phone cases are expensive. I get it.

00:06:10 - 00:06:11 | Speaker 3:

They're upselling you, bro.

00:06:11 - 00:06:13 | Speaker 4:

They're like $60 for a freaking phone case.

00:06:13 - 00:06:15 | Speaker 3:

You don't need an OtterBox. It's not that deep.

00:06:15 - 00:06:32 | Speaker 4:

No, but even their regular ones, which I don't like. I don't get the leather one. I get the one that's like whatever the plasticky one. But can I tell you something? I get the idea of not wanting the big old bulky phone case, like an OtterBox, but you've got to have something on there.

00:06:32 - 00:06:41 | Speaker 3:

For what? Do you have a screen protector at least? No. I'm raw dogging it right now. I'm so good. I'm raw dogging it. Oh, my God.

00:06:41 - 00:06:44 | Speaker 6:

I mean, at least get a glass screen protector and then, like, you're good.

00:06:44 - 00:06:47 | Speaker 3:

I'm good. Austin, have you ever shattered a screen?

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Yes. 100%.

00:06:48 - 00:06:54 | Speaker 3:

And after you shattered that screen, did you start moving a little differently? You started moving a little more carefully?

00:06:54 - 00:07:01 | Speaker 2:

i mean stuff happens so you're telling me you've only ever broken your phone once and then you just

00:07:01 - 00:07:11 | Speaker 3:

handled it differently for the future i've shattered screens but the last time i shattered a screen my mind switched and i said i'm the problem it's not the phone i just need to do

00:07:11 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 6:

a better job of handling it wouldn't you rather have a seven dollar case than to buy another

00:07:16 - 00:07:22 | Speaker 3:

fifteen hundred dollar phone well for the past two years man i've i've been doing mighty fine Until today.

00:07:22 - 00:07:24 | Speaker 1:

Why? I know. He put it in existence.

00:07:24 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 4:

Thanks for the call, buddy.

00:07:26 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 1:

You just put a hex on yourself. And if you missed the fact that Kev got a hex removed earlier today in the show, please check out the podcast because it was fascinating.

00:07:35 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 4:

Will wants to say something to Kevin. What's up, Will?

00:07:39 - 00:07:58 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, this doesn't have anything to do about being grown, quote unquote. So Kevin has found something where he thinks he's better than the rest of us. Oh, see? He's putting the label on it. Yeah. I'm being grown. You know who doesn't say they need to be grown? Grown-ups. Children have to argue about being grown. You're right, Will.

00:07:59 - 00:08:01 | Speaker 3:

You're right, Will.

00:08:02 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 4:

Will, don't you pray. Pray it breaks today. Jack, what's up, Jack?

00:08:09 - 00:08:48 | Speaker 7:

Hey, guys. I'm fully on board with Kevin not having a case on his phone just because that was the same way. But for me, it was really the point I didn't care. you know if it broke or not i was kind of sick of it but okay that was until it yeah that was until i was uh working out and it shattered i won the gym equipment and i was like okay well now i do need to have an outer box that's the only reason why though yeah this is an iphone 13 by the way it's so expensive to get a new phone i mean android is superior i mean all iphone has is just they keep you know increasing the size hoping you'll pay more for it though

00:08:48 - 00:08:57 | Speaker 3:

The reason why I bring up the type of iPhone is because this came out in 2021. So I've had this thing for like three years. And it's never broken. It's never shattered.

00:08:57 - 00:09:11 | Speaker 4:

Do you have the insurance plan on it? It probably expired. Because AppleCare, you must have AppleCare. Otherwise, you'll always get screwed. AppleCare always will run out on me, and my phone will break the next day. They know when it happens.

00:09:12 - 00:09:29 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, I never had insurance or anything. I had my phone probably about five years with no problem. I actually had an OtterBox originally, and I was like, you know what? Just like Kevin, I'm too grown for this. So I took it off, and a month later, then I shadowed it on the team. All right. Well, that's on me.

00:09:30 - 00:09:31 | Speaker 4:

Thanks for the call, buddy. What's up, Paul?

00:09:33 - 00:09:41 | Speaker 6:

Hey, don't let Kev fool you guys. He's just playing with fire. I'm telling you. Yeah. I'm hoping. On Friday, he's going to drop his phone. Oh, Friday?

00:09:42 - 00:09:44 | Speaker 1:

During the remix. Yes, during the remix.

00:09:44 - 00:09:46 | Speaker 3:

Welcome to the Mojo. Insane.

00:09:47 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 6:

Better knock on some wood, Kev.

00:09:48 - 00:09:54 | Speaker 3:

I'm telling you, man. Cash app, Kev knows. I'm coming for you. Greg, what's up, Greg?

00:09:56 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 7:

Hey, that's like saying I don't need a condom because I have a...

00:10:00 - 00:10:26 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, that's what Kevin has. I can't say that. I've never said that. That's where I drive a lot. Greg, do me a favor. Listen tomorrow morning because you guarantee tomorrow morning. This is like saying, I haven't overslept ever. You oversleep the next day. I have never broken my phone. Kevin, tomorrow, we will have him walk in here and he'll show us a crack at the front of that screen. The only thing I'm pulling out of is my parking spot.

00:10:30 - 00:11:02 | Speaker 3:

We're in the station to put the rum in pa-rum-pa-pum-pum. Merry Christmas from Mojo in the morning. The first season of the X Games League is ending in New Orleans, and only one team walks away champion. July 24th through 26th at the Caesars Superdome, watch the world's best skaters, BMX riders, and moto athletes battle for the title. Plus, live performances from Metro Boomin, JID, Subtronics, and Bunt. Three days of sport and music. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

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