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Kevin Got Busted in the Women's Bathroom
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Kevin Got Busted in the Women's Bathroom

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March 17, 2025 | 00:10:44 | Leisure

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00:02:38 - 00:03:34 | Speaker 4:

I did not. Listen, I don't make it a habit. This is my first time entering the closet of Narnia, which is the women's restroom. and I only did it because I really had to use the bathroom. So I came in on Sunday. I had to use the bathroom really fast before I went to church. And I didn't want to doo-doo at church because this is a new church I'm starting to go to. I didn't want to use the bathroom there. I'm like, man, I need to use the bathroom really quickly. So I go and I'm like, I live very close to the radio station. So I could just make a pit stop here. So I come here. Josiah's with me because he's coming to church too. I'm like, bet, let me walk in, put Josiah in the studio really quickly. And then let me come and use the bathroom. As soon as I put Josiah in the studio and I walk back, I see one of the guys that works the building here goes into the bathroom. I'm like, oh, my God, I pray he don't go into the restaurant part where you got to sit down because we only have one sit-down stall in there. He does.

00:03:34 - 00:03:37 | Speaker 5:

We only have one sit-down stall in the guy's bathroom?

00:03:37 - 00:03:56 | Speaker 4:

I don't know if you realize this, but, yeah. It's unusual, isn't it? Go ahead. I'm sorry. So I go in there. I'm like, oh, put that in. I'm like, what am I going to do? I can't hold it this long. So I go to the women's restaurant. I open the door. I think I push the door open first. I'm like, is anybody in here? Nobody said anything. They have two stalls. I don't know if you know this.

00:03:57 - 00:04:05 | Speaker 5:

The women do. Yeah, they got two in there. Because they don't have the urinal like we do. Right? Yeah, obviously. So I would rather have two stalls than one urinal and one stall.

00:04:05 - 00:04:06 | Speaker 4:

Really?

00:04:06 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 5:

Absolutely. Because I'd rather have the option of being able to go. Make more sense.

00:04:10 - 00:04:14 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, make it flexible. Yeah. So I had to sit down and take care of my manly business in there.

00:04:14 - 00:04:23 | Speaker 5:

So are there people here on the weekends? I know that there's some of the people on air and some of the studios and stuff like that. But are there any...

00:04:23 - 00:04:23 | Speaker 2:

Sometimes.

00:04:24 - 00:04:28 | Speaker 5:

Do you have to worry about a woman coming in there? Did you lock a door?

00:04:29 - 00:04:33 | Speaker 4:

The only thing I locked is the store. I didn't see any women here.

00:04:33 - 00:04:47 | Speaker 5:

What would you do? And by the way, I think every guy in their life or every woman in their life has used the other person's bathroom either by accident or on purpose. And I always wonder, what do you do when somebody walks in? Would you just sit there and be quiet?

00:04:47 - 00:04:48 | Speaker 4:

I would have to.

00:04:49 - 00:04:53 | Speaker 5:

Would it be weird, do you think, for a woman to know that she's in the stall right next to you going to the bathroom?

00:04:54 - 00:04:56 | Speaker 4:

How would you feel? I'd call the cops.

00:04:56 - 00:04:58 | Speaker 3:

You would? Yeah, that would not be.

00:04:58 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 5:

Would you get around?

00:05:00 - 00:05:12 | Speaker 7:

If it was anybody here, for the most part. No, that's not true at all. You're being nice. People here are weird. The guy, most of the guys are normal-ish.

00:05:13 - 00:05:18 | Speaker 1:

Okay. Thanks, thanks, guys. But what if it's Kevin doing one of his duties?

00:05:20 - 00:05:23 | Speaker 7:

I would be so weirded out.

00:05:23 - 00:05:24 | Speaker 1:

Yeah?

00:05:24 - 00:05:32 | Speaker 7:

I would be so weirded out. I wouldn't understand. I still don't understand why he did it out. I had to boo-boo, and I could not wait.

00:05:32 - 00:05:35 | Speaker 2:

An emergency is an emergency. You feel me? I had an emergency list, but I get it.

00:05:35 - 00:05:36 | Speaker 7:

You've used the... Wait.

00:05:37 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 2:

I went outside one time and used the port-a-pot. Right. This was not one of those situations where I wanted to do that. I just needed to go as quickly as I could. And I'm thinking Sunday morning, nobody's here, and I think I'm a nice enough person where I can, like, explain my way out of it if somebody does say, what are you doing here? Help me!

00:05:55 - 00:06:24 | Speaker 1:

When you got to go, you got to go. I agree, though, Megan. Again, I do think that, you know, he probably shouldn't. He should have waited a little bit or said to the guy, how long are you going to be in there? I've had that happen here. I've had guys ask me time frame. I'm like, well, hold on a second. This kind of reminds me of when I am, you know, sitting at a restaurant and they're like looking at me like they want my table so bad. Except for it's 10 times worse. My pants are around my ankles. And I'm not rushing my boo-boo for somebody else. TC, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning.

00:06:25 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 5:

Good day. Hey, good day.

00:06:27 - 00:06:27 | Speaker 6:

What's going on?

00:06:27 - 00:06:42 | Speaker 5:

Y'all are so funny. You are so funny. I would definitely be quiet if another person came in. And I always have to go to the bathroom when I go outside for some reason, especially at Walmart. I go to Walmart and I want to go to the bathroom.

00:06:42 - 00:06:46 | Speaker 1:

How are the bathrooms at Walmart? Because I think the Target bathrooms are not bad.

00:06:46 - 00:06:51 | Speaker 6:

So I usually go into the family bathroom so that I can lock the door. Yes.

00:06:51 - 00:06:57 | Speaker 1:

Do you pretend like when you're walking out that your family's still in there? You say, hey, wash your hands, guys, and I'll see you in a second, like if somebody's standing there?

00:06:57 - 00:07:00 | Speaker 6:

No, I don't really care. If I have to go, I have to go.

00:07:00 - 00:07:17 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. So I want to know, there's got to be somebody that has been in the bathroom, because this has happened to me before. I've been in the bathroom, and somebody's in there, and I've actually said to myself, oh, my God, I can hear, like, the click, click, click, click, clicks. We talked about it on the air. And I could, in the click.

00:07:17 - 00:07:21 | Speaker 6:

You try to hold it. You try. It's a woman walking in. But there's nothing you can do.

00:07:21 - 00:07:38 | Speaker 1:

Luckily, somebody came in and just washed their hands. but I walked into the wrong restroom. Sometimes I don't know because usually it's, and I know this is going to sound like it's misogynistic of me, but usually the guys are on the left and the women are on the right. That's usually when you go into the bathroom.

00:07:38 - 00:07:43 | Speaker 7:

It is switched here. It's switched here. I hate it. It still confuses me. I never realized that.

00:07:43 - 00:07:59 | Speaker 1:

Because it's typically that the men is the first one and the women's are the second. Here we got a female boss. she switched it no i don't know i don't know what the reasoning is but usually that's how it is

00:07:59 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 4:

in restrooms what's going on how you doing amanda hi kevin i i have a question for you i want to know how you are doing your manly thing there's a book it's called everyone poops i don't know how pooping is manly oh yeah hey it's not a manly thing everyone does it you're right you're right

00:08:21 - 00:08:22 | Speaker 2:

I must have misspoke. I don't know.

00:08:23 - 00:08:31 | Speaker 1:

But question, what would you do if you went into the bathroom and you had to go next to a guy and you found out after the fact that a guy was there?

00:08:34 - 00:08:45 | Speaker 4:

I probably would smell him. I would know. I would not be okay with it. I think he needs to stay in his own bathroom. Aren't there rules against this now?

00:08:46 - 00:08:59 | Speaker 1:

You know what? I think you cannot identify right now. I identify as a, I'm sorry, and you can't question that. If you question it, you know what? You're going to be the one called out. What's up, Lucy? Hi.

00:09:00 - 00:09:01 | Speaker 5:

Hi, how are you?

00:09:02 - 00:09:03 | Speaker 1:

Great. What's going on?

00:09:04 - 00:09:09 | Speaker 3:

I have a poo-poo place when I'm driving. Where's that? The library.

00:09:10 - 00:09:14 | Speaker 1:

Oh, that's actually a great one. Do they have good bathrooms at the library?

00:09:15 - 00:09:20 | Speaker 3:

It's right when you walk in. Nobody's there. Too quiet. Too quiet.

00:09:20 - 00:09:21 | Speaker 7:

And hotel lobby.

00:09:21 - 00:09:22 | Speaker 1:

Wait, you want to allow it?

00:09:22 - 00:09:28 | Speaker 7:

I will get behind, but I will not do a library. Uh-uh. I know it's going to echo. Nobody's there.

00:09:28 - 00:09:35 | Speaker 1:

Could you imagine if they shush you because you're too loud in the bathroom? By the way, which library are we talking about? What town?

00:09:36 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 6:

I can't give it up.

00:09:38 - 00:09:44 | Speaker 1:

Oh, I like it. That's your bathroom. Nobody else will know about it. Christina, what happened to you?

00:09:44 - 00:10:29 | Speaker 3:

so i was in a women's bathroom at a restaurant and um someone came in and he he was going to the bathroom next to me i realized it was a guy because he coughed and i was like that was a very manly cough but i wasn't like scared because it was a restaurant Thank you.

00:10:00 - 00:10:44 | Speaker 9:

the day and i went to go wash my hands he came out he was sincere he came out as i was washing my hands and like paused and like looked at me like oh what and then he just kind of sighed and was like it's been a really long day we've all been there i like how we judge it based on their cough we know their cough melissa what's up it's mojo in the morning hi hi um so i went to michigan State University a couple of years ago. Go green. Go white. I don't know if anybody has been up to the bars up there, but the RIV, the women's bathroom is exceptionally small. And I remember one time I could not wait to go. So I went into the men's bathroom and there were definitely men

00:10:44 - 00:11:04 | Speaker 5:

coming in and out. Oh, really? You know what? It's funny. Of all the places up there, I've never been there, but I will tell you this. There are not many bathroom options up there. No, there really are for a big college campus you would think places would have better bathroom options and i hate when i go into the college buildings and the bathrooms are way down in the bottom

00:11:04 - 00:11:08 | Speaker 6:

like they're out in the dungeons and from what i've heard about the riv nobody remembers being

00:11:08 - 00:11:43 | Speaker 8:

there anyway truth uh what's going on chelsea hi hi um so i work at a hospital and i float so i go to different units different floors all the time and i just recently discovered that i have been using a male bathroom for probably a year really there's just one particularly on a floor and i always go to this same one i'm like it's it's small there's a stall and there's a urinal in there too but it never dawned on me i'm just like i'm like it's just it's just inclusive

00:11:43 - 00:11:48 | Speaker 5:

it's all that good that's amazing that's wild that you haven't noticed that

00:11:48 - 00:12:49 | Speaker 8:

i know like i saw it there but i'm like it never dawned on me that there's no lock on like the main door or anything i'm just like that's there just in case a man uses well i was in the stall one day like this was like last week i was in the stall and i heard the door open i was like oh shoot someone else is here so like let me hurry up and get out of here and i was like halfway out the door and i realized it's a man and he's being in the urinal and i'm like i'm already halfway out the door mind you the sink is like it's sink and then divider and then urinal so i'm like washing my hands right next to this male nurse you know you should have patted him on the back and said nice job fella you know what i mean like just i know i was like what do i do i hurry but just rushed out i rushed out and then i went to back to the floor i was at and i was like guys she's I'm like, I know, someone had to tell me, too. Someone else never ran into that situation, but she was like, I was using it, too, for a long time. I'm like, and there's two on the floor. It just never dawned on me. And there is a male, like, figure on the outside, but it never dawned on me.

00:12:50 - 00:12:53 | Speaker 5:

Next time that happens, deep in your voice and go, have a great day.

00:12:53 - 00:13:03 | Speaker 8:

Wait, is anybody else worried? This is a person who works at a hospital and they don't know which one is the men's restroom? I mean, it happens. It happens.

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