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Kevin Has The Farts Today
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Kevin Has The Farts Today

from Mojo In The Morning

April 9, 2025 | 00:05:53 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:27 | Speaker 2:

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00:00:30 - 00:01:04 | Speaker 1:

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00:01:26 - 00:01:39 | Speaker 3:

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00:01:39 - 00:01:56 | Speaker 5:

podcast listeners loved the uh prison stories i want to hear i want to hear more i'm looking at the text messages everybody's like god don't stop don't stop because they were hearing all these crazy stories but then somebody sent us the story of the uh prisoner steve story okay so that made

00:01:56 - 00:02:22 | Speaker 4:

like not only local news but national news and the story that was sent to us is extraordinarily descriptive of how they were found he wasn't lying the therapist is a wolf well and and he basically called he basically said in any of the interviews that he did that he was a her sex slave that she forced him to have sex with her, you know, on any occasion when she demanded it.

00:02:22 - 00:02:53 | Speaker 5:

She ain't forced that man. Well, I won't question it. He sounds like a nice, honest guy. He was in prison, so he sounds honest. All right. Look at Steve, too. Look at the picture that they got of the guy. Good-looking, handsome man. Forced him to have sex. Oh, my gosh. I guess it could happen. Look at her, the prison, Susan, Susan, the lady who is the prison correctional therapist, I guess. Good lordy. Man. You know what's wild, though?

00:02:53 - 00:02:56 | Speaker 4:

Read the story. Don't read it on the air. But, I mean.

00:02:57 - 00:04:00 | Speaker 5:

Well, it's wild because they do the DNA testing and stuff. It's wild because as a man, we always get told, oh, you guys are sick perverted. because you hear stories about how, oh, could you imagine if we could be in a female prison and all that stuff? It's the guys' prisons and the women that are working there, you dirty women, the prison guards, the therapists. You guys are the ones making these guys' loins crazy. I'm telling you. I've heard loins' grossest time. I want apologies. Talk about hard time. Hold on. Wait a second. Don't you do that to me. You know, this is craziness. I'll do a five to ten. I mean, hey. My God. You do one show a night or how many shows a night? You and Nate Bargetzi are doing some comedy together. I'm done. I'm done. I, I, we need Megan back there.

00:04:00 - 00:04:06 | Speaker 4:

I was going to say, I am going on almost two weeks of being by myself with you two. I'm almost. All right, joke time is over.

00:04:06 - 00:04:35 | Speaker 5:

Well, work time has begun. I do have to tell you, though, I was having a conversation with Tony Travato yesterday. And Tony Travato said, you, Kev, and Shannon together have been really fun because I can tell that you guys are genuinely, like, laughing with each other. We're enjoying it. And he also said that he notices when he walks in, he says, we're all sitting in the studio, even during commercials, talking to each other. And I said to him, I go, Tony, you don't understand. We have to stay in the studio because any time that the studio door opens, it's Kev leaving to go fart right now. I'm telling you.

00:04:35 - 00:04:41 | Speaker 4:

This is so true. And you have the most bubbly, juicy, black farts ever.

00:04:42 - 00:04:48 | Speaker 5:

Did you say, wait, bubbly, juicy, black farts? I did not say crap. I got to fly right now. Okay.

00:04:49 - 00:04:58 | Speaker 4:

This would not be acceptable in any other workplace, but here I have been subjected.

00:05:00 - 00:05:04 | Speaker 6:

I got one in the chamber. Did you hear this morning?

00:05:04 - 00:05:06 | Speaker 5:

I'm locked and loaded. Did I hear?

00:05:06 - 00:05:09 | Speaker 6:

This morning, poor Bianca caught one in the eye.

00:05:11 - 00:05:37 | Speaker 5:

I told her to get out of the blast, Radius. She stayed inside. She was collateral damage. It's like this guy's shooting off not blanks. He's like lighting them up. Listen, I'm lactose intolerant. And for some reason, Apple Jacks and this Chobani Green Yoga got me in the choco. Stop having that in the morning. I can't stop. Bianca, Bianca, is your eye okay?

00:05:38 - 00:05:41 | Speaker 6:

Did we find out if you've been tested for pink eye yet?

00:05:41 - 00:05:46 | Speaker 4:

She's sick. No, I think I'm going to the doctor's after. It's been happening way too much. It's happened three times this week already.

00:05:46 - 00:05:50 | Speaker 6:

Was it you were just in the line of fire because you were sitting at your desk there? Or what happened?

00:05:51 - 00:05:53 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, he's like, well, I got to fart. I'm like, do it outside.

00:05:53 - 00:06:05 | Speaker 3:

Can't even make it outside. Doesn't write in my face. No, and here's the other thing, Bianca, and you can attest to this. He'll fart, and he'll leave the studio, but he comes back in two seconds later. I'm like, you are bringing it in with you. You have to stay out there.

00:06:05 - 00:06:09 | Speaker 6:

You did say last week on the show that the guy has the non-smelliest.

00:06:10 - 00:06:17 | Speaker 4:

It is weird. They don't smell. Last week, not this week, it smelled so bad. I was going to say, something's different, because I smell something now.

00:06:17 - 00:06:21 | Speaker 5:

I've been eating a lot of dairy lately. Don't become dairy-free.

00:06:21 - 00:06:23 | Speaker 3:

You probably have an intolerance.

00:06:23 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 5:

You just did the story, though, that said the smellier the farts, the healthier the good.

00:06:26 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 6:

That's true.

00:06:27 - 00:06:29 | Speaker 3:

So, go over there.

00:06:29 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 6:

Hi, Chad. What's up, Chad?

00:06:32 - 00:06:35 | Speaker 5:

Hey, I should say, Kevin's being a little generous with that five to ten comment.

00:06:36 - 00:06:39 | Speaker 6:

That was pretty funny, though, wasn't it? That was actually a funny joke.

00:06:40 - 00:06:52 | Speaker 5:

I do enjoy dryness, but, yeah, he's making us feel a little bit underwhelming over here. They got three to five, too. There you go. There you go. Chad. Chad.

00:06:52 - 00:07:00 | Speaker 6:

one. Chad, come on down to the studio so that Kevin can fart in your face. That's the latest here.

00:07:00 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 5:

I love you. I've got to fart.

00:07:03 - 00:07:06 | Speaker 6:

Don't even do it. Don't even. But then don't come in here so fast.

00:07:06 - 00:07:08 | Speaker 5:

Wait, stop, stop, stop.

00:07:09 - 00:07:27 | Speaker 3:

Oh my god! I told you! They're bubbly and juicy! That was not a sound effect! Oh my god! It was so loud. and just so if you're listening that was outside the studio oh we got that on live

00:07:27 - 00:07:36 | Speaker 5:

we got that on live everything i do is loud oh my god they've taken over cities before

00:07:36 - 00:08:02 | Speaker 2:

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00:08:05 - 00:08:38 | Speaker 1:

Hey, this is Chuck from Stuff You Should Know, and we're submitting our most science-y episodes for your peer review with our new Stuff You Should Know doing science playlist. Out now. You want to know about Occam's Razor? The simplest explanation is usually the right one. We got you covered. Wondered what chaos theory is ever since the first time you saw Jurassic Park? Well, come on down. So distill a nice pot of tea, everybody. Turn down the gas on your Bunsen burner and slip into your most comfortable lab coat and listen to the Stuff You Should Know Doing Science playlist on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:08:39 - 00:08:41 | Speaker 8:

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00:09:02 - 00:09:14 | Speaker 8:

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