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Kevin Ignores The Fire Alarm
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Kevin Ignores The Fire Alarm

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April 3, 2025 | 00:09:46 | Leisure

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Mojo in the morning show, home of the War of the Roses, the second date update, and the Dirty on the 30. Kevin had his fire alarm at his apartment go off.

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Yeah.

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And what did you do?

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Well, I don't, I'm very, I feel like I can recognize real danger. And when fire alarms go off, I don't feel like they're real half the time. Like, I feel like 50% of the time a fire alarm goes off is not a real thing. so my level of urgency isn't there when i hear this fire alarm go off because first off i don't have to get on an elevator to go down i'm not like on the 10th floor or anything i'm on the first level so like i can just walk out my door so it's not like i need to run it's not my house not burning so i'm in the bed josiah is in his room and like i said i have no interest in like getting up and leaving and josiah coming to the room he's like the fire alarm the fire alarm get up get up get up like he in full like emergency mode i don't know if he went to sleep with his clothes on or if he put clothes on he's fully dressed he's got shoes on he's got his book bag on and he's got a box of pizza in his hand that he's like oh he's prepared

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wait wait wait hold on bro he's thinking his place is on fire he's got his school book bag yes and he grabbed the pizza out of the refrigerator he got a box

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of pizza I'm like Joe where do you know he's like as long as I have my art and a snack I'm good all this stuff in here you just read about your art and a couple slices of pizza.

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Oh, my God.

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And it wasn't a fire.

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By the way, you are a horrible example for your child. What do you mean? The fire alarm's going off, and you're going, eh, it ain't a fire. This kid has been trained by his school, by his mom. Maybe. Maybe grandma.

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Stop calling the kettle. Come on. You are not leaving any building when there's a fire alarm. Shannon, go on, Shannon. Whether you have your kids or not.

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I know you. You want to call Chelsea and ask Chelsea?

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when the fire alarm goes off here you're like no when the fire alarm

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goes off here we're on the air and it's like okay I'm not going to run out in the middle of the show if you're at a restaurant

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enjoying a meal you're not getting up

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if the fire so we were at Joe's apartment in Tampa and Joe lived on I think it was the fourth floor or something like that the fire alarm goes out and I'm like Chelsea let's get the hell out of here we ended up getting out we grabbed the keys to the car and got in the car Joe stayed in the apartment the entire time because of the

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example that you've given him throughout his whole life you never it was not I give great examples

00:04:03 - 00:04:26 | Speaker 5:

Kevin gave bad examples um uncle Kevin here no you know what honestly I get out with a fire if there's a fire alarm now car alarms and parking lots I don't give a rat's ass about that you know what I mean it ain't my car but uh but a fire alarm I mean there are any people that if a fire alarm goes off is there any people that just sat there in bed and it turned out that there was a

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fire oh it's what's the one time i i just don't feel like it's real and i was josiah i want to

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call josiah because i want to give him a better example of a of a man here that there was a snack

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as part of this he literally says as long as i have my art and a snack i'm good but i i feel and i was being generous with my 50 of the time i don't think it's a real fire i think it's more like 70 percent of the time yeah and if you hate your job that's like the best moment because you get to like walk downstairs and go outside for a minute had a little drills but it don't be real bro and i'm

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I'm about to run outside for what? Like, why are we doing this? It's not even a real fire. This is an inconvenience.

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This is, by the way, you are literally. Who are you calling? You're a guy who I thought was a better example for your child. Chief Harris, how you doing?

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Oh, God. He literally called dad.

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We're on the radio right now, Chief.

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Gotcha.

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Hey, Kevin had a fire alarm go off in his apartment in Detroit, mind you. And he didn't leave his apartment. because he said that 70% of the time it's not a real fire.

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But it worked about the 30%. You never take it lightly. The next time I see Kevin, we're going to have to have a conversation and sit out. You never take it for granted. When that smoke alarm goes off, you get low and you go. When you get out, you stay out, no matter what. I don't care if it goes off 50 times in an hour. You go out and leave every time because you can't take it for granted.

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Here's the deal. You promised me something. If the fire alarm goes off and it's a real fire at Kevin's apartment, and you got to carry his big fat butt out of there. You don't carry him out. You make him crawl.

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I got to carry him out. You caught me. I'm in the middle of my workout.

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I got like a couple minutes.

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I'll go. I'm working out so I can lift Kevin.

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I can lift him up. You better throw some extra pounds on there.

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We love you, Chief. Have a great workout.

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We'll talk to you soon. I love you back, man.

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Stay safe. Stay blessed.

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Keep doing what you're doing. Detroit loves you guys.

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We love you, buddy. Thank you. Take care of yourself.

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I love that you called him.

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Oh, speed, dog. By the way, I'm going to have you get citations. You're going to get a citation for this. What's up, Nella? Hi, it's Mojo in the Morning. Hi.

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Hey, how are you guys?

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Good, what's going on?

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So one time, my sisters and I stayed in a hotel that had, like, multiple rooms with our husbands. And the fire alarm went off at, like, 2 o'clock in the morning. And my husband and I, we just, like, jet out of bed. We didn't even, like, say a word. We just got dressed as if we had, like, rehearsed this a thousand times and, like, got out of the hotel room. my other sister and her husband like did not care they just laid in bed did not move and then my other sister and her husband were just like i don't know what's going on but they had no sense of urgency and it was just so funny because it was like just how differently we all responded to the situation and my husband and i just like acted like we've done this 1 000 times was it a

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real fire uh no it ended up being a false alarm a bad example for kevin sorry about that uh hold

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on uh haley what's up it's mojo in the morning hi hi good morning um my house caught on fire when i was like a freshman in high school yeah and we didn't know like the fire alarms were going off but we just thought it was because someone like hit a power line and like caused the whole sub to go out of power so we just thought it was because of that but turns out our house was like on fire the whole time but it was like a full it was a room that was always locked and it was in the electrical fire.

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Oh, see?

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I was in the house for like six hours, and I realized it when I went into my room and there was black smoke coming out of the back.

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Black smoke is bad smoke.

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Black smoke is bad smoke. I was out of the house for a year. It was the day before Thanksgiving. I grabbed my backpack, just like Josiah. My mom grabbed the vodka.

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She's thinking.

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Kev would have died. Josiah would have been out in front of the apartment eating his pizza. What's up, Carissa? It's Mojo in the morning. What's going on?

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Hey, guys. So it was an actual fire, and there was smoke everywhere. And it was our apartment building, not our apartment, but the building next to it. And my husband grabs the TV remote in a panic, and I'm running around grabbing our binder of important documents like birth certificates and financial stuff and a giant bag of presents and we get out he's got the remote and shoes on and i've got all this important shit can't can't swear i gotta i gotta dump your

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swear word you can't swear so you so you had an actual fire and what happened you had a flashback

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my husband grabbed a remote for the tv and i grabbed all this important stuff all of her

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important documents and a bag of presents and i'm hold on you you had an actual fire you're grabbing all the important documents and your husband grabbed the remote control

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for the television and his shoes correct not with the tv though like if it all burns down

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that's funny by the way that is a classic thank you for the call We appreciate it Hold on, Misfit Victor would like to weigh in Victor, good morning What's up, Victor?

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Good morning You can tell Josiah takes after his mom Because Kevin, if he was his age He would have left all his books there And hoped that they burned out Like a couple of years ago, I was going through this stuff where I was having constant vertigo and going to doctors and everything. So I was at the ear, nose and throat doctor and I'm on it like 12th floor of this hospital getting checked out and I'm in a soundproof room and I'm looking and they're doing this hearing test and I'm seeing all this commotion. I'm like, what's going on? Did they find something? And they open the door. They're like, we got to get you out of here. there's a fire and the alarms are going and they're so we're walking down the stairs and i was just so defeated at that time i'm like this is a sign from god they're like you have to move faster you need to run i said i don't care i hope this building burns down with me and it i care less keep running keep running i'm like i'm not running i don't care we get downstairs and there's two guys that were working on the maintenance box that set it off oh no and you had to walk down 12

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Lights and stairs?

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Yeah, yeah. Well, look, thank God we didn't have to walk up 12. Right.

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Still no.

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They're yelling at me, Mr. Victor, you need to move faster. I'm like, no, Mr. Victor doesn't care right now.

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