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uh mojo in the morning show uh kevin listen to this guy so kevin snuck a girl in last night while his son josiah was at the house i know man you said that usually you kind of keep the girls away when you have josiah and i did the same thing last night

no one will meet josiah until she has a ring on her finger i'm not playing the introduce you to my son game and he falls in love with someone or whatever the case may be and that person gets stripped from his life and i mean that's never you know happened outside of sherelle but that's not a pattern i want to start to create but i told old girl listen i got 20 25 minutes pull up handle some work and then we gotta go up all right that's romantic i mean you know it doesn't have to be romantic. Not every session is romantic.

How did she get in? Did she sneak in a

window? No, she came through the front door. She had these heels on. She was like, take off my boots. I said, that's not necessary. I'll put on the booties for you.

You don't want... You did not. You don't even let her just come into the house and walk through your house with

her boots on. It wasn't that type of

experience. How close is your bedroom to Josiah's? We didn't go to the bedroom. Josiah was upstairs. What if Josiah, though, came down? And, like, what if he couldn't sleep and he was looking for you?

No, it wasn't going to happen. No? No, he was upstairs on roadblocks. I know I had a pretty good chance of him being locked in.

This has very teenage vibes to me for some reason. Has anybody ever done this? Has anybody ever done this? Is this something that a lot of single parents have to do? Like, if they're in relationships where they have to sneak the guy or the girl into the house?

Yeah, she snuck in, and she had pretty high heels. And it was very funny because she did the actual, like, motion of trying to sneak in one foot in front of the other one hand. That was a little jokey vibe. So she snuck in, came straight to the front room, and snuck out.

You guys spent time together, and then that was it. She left.

It was a pleasure.

How long was the entire experience? The entire thing. Max 30 minutes.

That's it? Yeah. Was it she wanting to come over or you wanting to come over? I mean, the both of us. Okay. We have been talking for a while. This is somebody that I've had an experience with prior to. But this is one of the girls I said I cut off a while ago. And I was just fiending. So we both were. So she just came over.

Wait, so did you say Josiah was awake and on Roblox? Oh, yeah, he was upstairs. He wasn't even sleeping.

Oh, yeah, no, no, he wasn't sleeping. And it did pop into my mind, like, what if he does come down? But I don't know. Y'all know how danger kind of makes it a little bit more sexy.

What did you send to the group chat last night?

That was a different experience.

Okay, sorry.

Oh, really? I thought it was the same thing. We'll save that for tomorrow.

Okay. All right. Because I want to know, you sent us a picture of something, and I think I know what it is, but I'm not positive, so we'll talk about it tomorrow. You're going to want to be here for this conversation, I promise you.

So that had nothing to do with this girl. That was another girl. Correct. Okay. We won't, yeah, then we won't get into it. This guy. I thought, remember, he's taking a break. I was. You heard that he was taking a break.

And then I stopped. He never said how long said break was going to be.

I like it, Shannon. Hold on. Five, eight, six. By the way, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, if you've ever snuck somebody in. I'd love to know, you know, first off, how many single parents have to do this with their kids? 5A

1886 says, Kev, I just did that last week with a guy that I've been talking to for the last month. You know what? I could see that. Like, if you're a single mom and there's no way that you can go and get out on dates, especially maybe you have, you know, full custody or most custody, I would think that it's got to be very...

I like that. Sorry.

I would guess that that has to be kind of difficult. You know what I mean? Like, what do you do? But what do you do if your kid's having a nightmare? Like what if all of a sudden they're in the nightmare is their mom's getting laid in the bedroom.

You got to go hide. Yeah. I didn't have any contingency plans, but I think the only thing I thought of if I had just heard Josiah coming downstairs was the year. Wait, stop, Joe. Wait right there. Hold on, Joe.

I got I got your birthday present waiting for I got a surprise down here. He's not stupid. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God. I do have to tell you that I've watched the movies all the time where you see the people that have the person in the room and the husband comes home. That's what I'm picturing. And you hide behind curtains or- In the closet. Or you're in the closet. Yeah, like something like that. Or you have to jump out the window. Yeah. And it ends up being some kind of crazy. Jump out the window. Yeah, like you see those stories all the time where it's like, go down the balcony. Dad's coming right now. Right, right. Very safe by the bell. I'm a teenage girl. By the way This is in the 248 Typical Kevin I like that Typical Kevin

Just like his mom says it Kevin

Do you think your mom Are we doing this topic at this time Because mom's probably not listening And you're not going to get a call from her

She'll hear everything The real culprit is my grandmother She listens to the entire show Does she? Yeah I'm starting to realize that Does she download the podcast And have the podcast on? She's a live listener Grandma My grandma Yes

shout out to her we might have to have a conversation with Kevin

let's have an intervention

419 we got to call this person I've done it son staying at friends wanted to come home oh come on let's talk to that person I want to get that person on the air let's see here here she is Amy you there yes so you're the texter right

yes I am I had my newly separated from my person I was with and I had my boyfriend over and my son was supposed to be spending the night at a friend. He called, says he can't sleep, he wants to come home. So I had to tell him that my friend had a flat tire and was going to sleep in my bed and I slept on the couch.

It was like

2 a.m. I mean, I think he was wiser.

yeah he ain't dumb right you didn't raise you didn't raise no is it is it tough when you're a single mom and you're trying to to you know fornicate i mean when you're trying to date

well absolutely especially when you know you're in a situation where your child can potentially go back and tell the ex what is going on at the house yeah and it's like there's no there's no boundary and you can't say you know don't tell them because now they want to run and make a

billboard and tell them yeah don't you feel like a teenager all over again though when that happens

absolutely i never even did that when i was a teenager so i'm like i'm paying the bills and

i'm having to sneak around i know that is that is true what is going on yeah i i have friends of mine that just hire babysitters to go and hook up like they'll hire a babysitter make the babysitter take the kids to Dave and Buster's or a movie just so that they can bring that person over and it basically is just a pure sex section that they have with each other because they don't get intimate.

Yeah, now that the child is going to be 18 in September, so he's like, I know what's going on.

Well, you take care of yourself, okay?

You too. We will miss you, Megan. Oh, thanks, babe. Love you.

All right. Love you. Love you. Oh, I thought she was done. I'm sorry. I thought she was done.

You just hate when people love me.

I don't. Because I love you the most. I love you. All right, Kevin, your mom, I think, could be listening. Love you, Mom. All right.

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