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Mojo in the morning show. I see here. Shannon. What? I feel like I'm losing my mind. I don't know if you feel like you're losing your mind.

I think we're good.

Is your memory good?

We can't do this topic right now. This kid's going to school. It's too early? Yeah, we can't do it. It's a bacon cookies topic. It was for later in the show.

We won't do that topic then. I can tell you something that happened to me at Mojo's party, though. Obviously, I showed up a little late. And I think one of the reasons.

A little, by the way, in case you missed it. Almost two hours late.

It was a little later than expected. But I think one of the biggest reasons why is, you know, like when you're getting dressed, you're having a good time. You may do a little pregame.

Do you do a, I call it a dressing drink. Like a cocktail while you're getting ready. Oh, yeah.

Might bring it in the shower, too, if I'm really on that time. It ain't nothing like a good shower drink. Y'all drinking a shower or am I alcohol? Oh, yeah, a beer shower? You know what I'm saying?

You mean a shower beer, not a beer shower. A little bit of both. I'm showering myself with beer.

No.

Even at MSU when I was in college, I never did that. I'm telling you, you're not living right.

I'm telling you, take you a cocktail or whatever your vibe is, take it in the shower, have a little drink, have a little music, enjoy yourself. You'll live better. So I'm doing this, right? And to your point, Shani, yes, I'm doing that. I'm having a little drinking dress, enjoying myself, got a little interview or whatever on in the background. And when I say I haven't bought, like, new clothes in a long time, like, I just haven't done it in a while. And plus, like, working for different companies and sports franchises, a lot of this stuff you get for free anyway. So it's like I really don't need to dress for real because I'm wearing what I'm supposed to wear at work. So I'm going through the things, put on a pair of pants finally, find a shirt I like. and i'm realizing that these pans are a bit larger than i guess whenever i bought them hey kudos to me i swear you've been losing weight i'm telling you god is good man just stay on your plan you know i'm gonna stay on your plan chai seeds right that's what we do right now this is my ozempic right here the chia seeds the way to go so i'm doing this right and i'm realizing that my pants are bigger so they're like falling a little bit as i'm walking i'm like man i can't like go outside like this like this is not the way to do it i'm not a belt wearer i haven't probably worn a belt brian worn a belt since i was probably in high school or something like that i'm telling you just buy pants that fit even if you wear a suit or something you don't wear a belt with it no no i just kind of go straight and here it go but i I'm unable to wear these pants like that. They're falling. That's not the look I'm going for. I don't have a belt, though. I'm going to tell you what I did. And this is how you make it work. And that's the kind of cause I would have. Like, what did you have to make work? Whether it was an ingredient you didn't have for some food, whether it was some makeup, whatever the thing is, how did you make it work? I found one of my ring lights. And when you have a ring light, it's not just a normal cord that plugs into the wall.

Super long.

It's a super long cord, but then there's two cords. It's like a cord to the adapter and then the adapter cord to the wall. So the wall and adapter have their own set of cords. Then the cord that goes into the adapter to the ring light. It's a smaller cord. So I took the ring light adapter cord, put it through the belt loops, tied a little Boy Scout knot, took it in, and there's my belt. There's my belt.

I'm trying to think what you were wearing. You were wearing, like, dark pants and a white shirt that was not tucked.

That's why I wasn't tucked. Right? Oh, so you didn't even see it. I'm not coming white shirt just tucked in anyway. That's not the vibe we ever going for.

Every guy had their shirt tucked in besides you.

And that's why I stood out. I did not.

Okay.

Yeah, I'm not coming just shirt tucked in unless I'm going to, like, work at Quicken Laws or something. I'm not about to do that. I'm not a CPA. But, yeah, so that's the vibe. So I don't think there was anything wrong with that. Nobody was the wiser. and sometimes you just got to make it work in life. That's smart. I say that's smart.

Yes. I applaud you. Didn't that hurt though?

No, no, it didn't hurt. You get a little loose a little bit. Yeah, me a little loose a little bit. Did you, have you ever had to make it work in a situation?

So this just happened to me. I was in Colorado with Lucian Smith last week and I don't, well, I don't know how this happened. Somehow I ran out of underwear when I was there. And you guys know this about me. I changed my underwear multiple times a day. Just, it's a thing. and i had thought that i had prepared for that and brought enough pairs of underwear i did not so it gets to be our last day there i'm laying out clothes for the next morning to go to the airport and i realize i have no underwear and i'm going to wear jeans not a situation where i'm going to go without so i'm like what in the heck do i do it's too late right now to even go to any sort of store and get anything so i on the way home wore a pair of my 11 year old daughter's underwear oh my god just to have something i thought something's better than nothing it was all but cutting off my circulation but it worked listen i had to make do with what i had

listen being able to fit your 11 year olds no i didn't say it fit i said it was all that

cutting off my circulation. I made it work, Ken, to the topic name.

That's like the type of situation where you take it off.

All in motion, Target underwear, did the job. Shut up to all in motion.

That's one of those situations where you take it off and you can just see the ridges. Yes!

Either I'm very dehydrated or this was very small.

Wait a second. Ruben, what did you say, Ruben? I said, Ken, it looked like you were wearing a chef's coat. Oh! You went from the back of the house to the front of the house. I was dressed in my Hell's Kitchen's best.

And actually, didn't your shirt have three stars on it or something? It did.

It had three stars on it, and it had a little design on the back. That is hilarious. I love it. That's hilarious. Carol, good morning, Carol. Good morning. What's your make it work situation? Hey, morning, morning.

So with regard to holding your pounds up so they don't fall.

Yeah.

You use a zip tie.

Yeah, but who just has a zip tie laying around? How big? I don't know how big you think my waist is.

I know, but, you know, often people have zip ties around at home, you know, in the office.

So my situation was my waist. How big of a zip tie? Yeah, no, so you put it around the length of your pants. Oh, just at the front.

Yeah, and then you really can't see it very much. Interesting. So I was saying we used to use that. I used to be a probation officer for juveniles. Oh, okay. So this makes sense. And they come in, their pants hanging around their butt, and they're saying, like, I don't have a belt. I don't have a belt. So we just started keeping zip ties with us.

That is very smart. That's so smart. That is smart. Carol, with the tip of the day.

And then you cut the long piece off, and nobody even knows.

That's genius. I hear that. I hear that. Good job, Carol. I need to go get my zip ties up. Let's go to Dave. Hey, Dave, man. What advice you got for me? What would you have did if you would have hooked up at the party? I mean, at that point, I don't think she would have cared, and I wouldn't have cared neither. The pants are falling off quicker.

Actually, a really great question.

That would have been kind of weird. Hey, look, then we're going to take the cord wrapped around us and wrap it around our arms or something. No, do not. Let's go to my favorite guy, Poncho. Good morning, man. How are you?

Good morning. So, I've had to use string and bungee cords before.

Bungee cords?

Yep. If you wrap them around in the loops, and they hook with each other.

You just got bungee cords laying around?

I do in my car, but this is when I worked in construction.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Hey, whatever it takes.

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