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It's Mojo in the morning show. So we're moving to this new building. We're moving to a beautiful broadcast facility that will have all shiny new equipment. I was talking to Fletch last night. He said he got a chance to see it. He said to me, he goes, man, you got to understand something. In all the years that I've been around radio and Fletch has been in radio a long time, I've never seen a better looking building and studio than that. So it's going to be awesome. But Kev found the one flaw that this thing has when he was down training yesterday. Yeah. And it involves the same flaw that I saw, which was the bathroom. Yes. What was your problem with the bathroom?

So my problem is there aren't any boo-boo sheets in there. Like when you go into a restroom, like the ones we have here, they have the, I call them the spit seats. Yeah. And saying spit, because obviously we can't cuss. But the spit seeds that are attached to the door That you can rip off And politely dress The porcelain throne with So that you're not ass to seat Because when I was raised I was told when you go outside the house If it's not like immediate family You do not put your ass on somebody else's toilet seat So immediate family has better germs than strangers do I think it's just a comfort level I would never put my booty on None of y'all seats Because we don't get down like that And when I say we

Are you saying that Megan and Shannon and KP and Lydia have dirty boo-boos?

It has nothing to do. See, this is what I'm learning in the Four Agreements. Don't take anything personally. It's not about y'all being dirty. It's just about me and what I want to do with my booty. I appreciate it.

No.

What you mean no?

I'm waiting, Mojo. So you out here, you raw dogging seats? Let Mojo get a thing out, and then I will tell you why you're all wrong. You're new to the show, so you don't know this. Yeah, she raw doggs the seats.

Disgusting. I'm not allowed to say that. I got to tell you, I think that boo-boo sheets don't do boo-boo. And I think that they're-

They absolutely don't, by the way. They're a lot of load of crap. But you use TP.

It is a thin little piece. It's even a piece of toilet paper. If you're going to get somebody's anal wart, you're going to get it.

I'm not worried about anal warts. I'm just worried about-

So it's going to go through the sheet. It matters.

Do you think the sheet is just an amazing piece of material that limits all things from passing through it? It absorbs liquid.

Oh, hold on. Who has liquid on a toilet seat? Hang on, Amanda.

Every women's bathroom ever because all y'all idiots hover instead of just sitting down. Oh, I sit down on the toilet paper that I cover the seat with. Thank you, Shannon. Amanda. I sit my booty down.

Hi, welcome. Your pretty mojo. Amanda from TikTok, I got to ask you, when you sit on a toilet seat, I'm going to swear during this topic, do you raw dog it or do you put something down on the seat?

i don't go boo-boo come on come on man the one okay when you pee when you pee

ask my husband can they hear us yeah yes yeah okay so what if you're going to the bathroom and

you're sitting down you actually sit right on the seat on a public seat no use the um sheet there you go okay so megan and i don't cav and shannon do we don't think that it does anything

at all it doesn't do anything what are you saying bro what we're saying i lost you guys

oh sorry about that where are you by the way what town are you in where are you in you hear me yeah amanda what's where are you calling or where are you on tiktok listening to us uh rochester you guys in rochester do have clean toilets i got i mean i honestly i'd sit on a toilet in rochester i look at people in rochester they don't look like they have the germs that people in other places might have but thank you for the uh tiktok i appreciate you we're gonna add somebody else to this who else we add into this uh no i had you too bye thank you uh Noah? Hey, Noah. Oh, my God. I sound like I'm slow. Noah? Noah. Oh, this is, by the way, for those who don't know. This is not good radio. I know. That was pretty good.

This is not good radio.

Noah, did I lose you? All right, let me go to the one phone line that Lydia has on here then, and we'll pull somebody back. Hi, Nick. How are you doing?

Hey, good.

Yeah. Nick, what do you do?

What Kevin refers to a boo-boo sheet is actually called an ass gasket.

Hey, Nick, guys don't use those. That's why you never see them replaced in a guy's bathrooms.

I've seen some really weird ones where they line the toilet with toilet paper.

That's what I had to do yesterday.

eight plies high

they made a cushioning

no that's me I do that and I make a nest I'm crazy about it

hey Nick when you do that you gotta be careful because you're gonna be walking around with toilet paper and your butt crack the rest of the day

yeah that happens I mean that's me I don't use an ass gasket but

we love you buddy thanks for calling man thanks for helping us on a day when our phone lines are bad look at this beauty oh my god hold on let me fix my hair when I see you guys look how beautiful is this Nina hi Nina you there Nina's glamour shot Nina can you hear me she's frozen this is not a time to freeze you see Nina Nina's beautiful Nina Nina uses one pretty girls use it that's what you're trying to say and guys that have to worry about anal warts what's going on hi Nina I know she's gone Jessica you're on with us now on TikTok hi Jessica hi hey Jessica are you listening to the topic yes your thoughts on this do you put something down on the seat

I do not use public bathrooms at all

what'd you say

I don't use public bathrooms at all

Really? I've heard more and more people say that they don't use public bathrooms. What do you do if you got to go?

I either hold it and rush home or I go and I don't sit on the toilet. That's for sure.

But then you're the problem if you're going and you're not sitting on the toilet. Truly, you are the reason why there's a perception of nasty toilets in public. It's okay. At least you're not getting the germs. Be the problem.

Don't get the germs. Don't bring home the infection.

Truly, if you used a public bathroom. and you sat down, that toilet seat would be cleaner than every handle and railing you touch in public all of the time. So if you just, if everybody just sat down. No, because then everybody,

everybody's booty germs are, okay, so I make this analogy. I want you to go to the Kroger across the street, meet a stranger in the produce aisle and say, pull down your pants and I'm going to pull down my pants and we put our asses together.

That's what that's like to me when you don't use toilet paper. If you do that, I would never ever do that. Okay, not to get weird about this, but nothing gross touches a toilet seat. Your thighs touch a toilet seat. I would put my thigh against your thigh any day of the week rather than touching your hands and then putting them in my mouth. And because you hover, that's when you pee on the seat. I'm still not letting my ass cheeks touch someone else's.

Unbelievable. Hey, hold on. Rochelle's got a great point here. What's up, Rochelle?

I think it's crazy that the guy that just yesterday admitted that he does not shower or change his underwear for four days is so worried about whose butt is touching his butt on the seat.

Listen. Kev, I kind of don't want you on my team for that purpose. Exactly. Exactly.

We'll take you. We have to draw the line somewhere, Rochelle. And, Kev, you said you aren't close enough with Shannon to have your butt touch her seat. I think she needs to worry about your butt. Who answered this? Who picked up the line? Hold on, Zach. Goodbye, Rochelle. Thank you for the call. We appreciate you so much.

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