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Kevin is Mr. Steal Your Girl
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Kevin is Mr. Steal Your Girl

from Mojo In The Morning

August 19, 2025 | 00:09:59 | Leisure

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somebody explain to me this text message okay i was reading some text messages i shouldn't read Read these ones. 810 says, Shannon, we're so glad you're back with a party emoji, party person emoji. The topic yesterday would have never been talked about if you were there. I had to change the station with the green face emoji.

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What topic?

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What topic are they referring to? Can you call them and ask them what the topic is?

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Yeah, I'm guessing it's the pube one.

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Wait, hold on. Call them and let's find out.

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uh issued as you know very prevalent in our society and uh we have a wide listener base with varying opinions and we wanted to ensure that we got you know perspective you did not hear

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about the pubedemic what is it pubedemic pubedemic that is out there sadly i did not there is i was not listening there was a pubedemic that is out there where if you go to any male restroom it It could even be in your house after Wes leaves, unless Wes is completely a baby bird down there. Guys are leaving their pubes all over the place.

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That's not a new thing.

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Well, there is a heightened level of pubes right now. I don't know what's going on, but they're falling at abnormal rates. From you or from people here at the radio station? I mean, these are like public places I've gone to. It's just caked up on the urinal.

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These guys' pubes are just falling out like crazy. we tried to come up with a reasoning behind this whole thing and i think the only reasoning that we came up with was the fact that uh that maybe guys are taking weight loss drugs and their errors are falling out is this person not answering no her name's andrea though you got her voicemail so andrea i'm sorry do you think it's that topic or do you think it was the

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other topic uh the that mushroom topic too no because we talked about the mushrooms earlier

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I feel like Mushrooms Universal. And we had a lot of ladies call in on the pubes topic, too, talking about their bathrooms look nasty. Praying spray, a lady called in.

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I do not.

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Kevin went on date number two. This is not a first date. This is a second date with my wife, Chelsea. He went on a lunch date again with her. And this is the second time that Kevin has gotten a little too close to my wife. Is that weird?

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Where'd you guys go? Where did we go? We went to 220. I like that lobster roams. Oh, okay.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. That's where we go. And again, last night I was hanging out at the house. Chelsea and I were eating dinner, and all I had to hear about the whole time that I was there was just how amazing this guy is, how he is so attentive. He takes extra special care of you.

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Did you pull out her chair? I did not pull out her chair. No, I did not.

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He did. No, but he... I did floss her teeth, though. You did what? hold on a second hold on i want to uh see if i can uh that seems to be the big takeaway though

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of chel's when she goes out with kev so that's definitely something that she feels like is lacking when she goes out with you she i'm guessing she is that you you don't pay attention

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full attention to her well he's attentive he's not on his phone

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Right. That's what I mean.

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He chews with his mouth closed. Chalice, I'm talking about date number two with your new boyfriend here, Kevin.

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Second date update.

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Yes. And so what is it about Kevin Irwin II that makes you so excited to go out on dates with him?

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I don't even know if he has a phone because you don't see his phone when you're with him. He's not looking at it. he is so engrossed in conversation and yep

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I have no words I enjoy Chelsea's company we have a great conversation as she said who needs a phone when you have Chelsea there

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do you keep it in your pocket or do you put it on the table

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I put it on the chair

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right next to my seat and you don't ever at any time get bored wondering what's going on in the world and you want to go see what's happening we'd be having

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real topics bro we'd be having a real discussion so it's like it's way better than whatever somebody

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texting me all the drama is yeah you know what i'm saying and chelsea also talks about how when you eat you eat with your mouth closed and you don't you so what is the deal you what do you i chew with my mouth closed i was taught to do that i get maybe this gentleman across from you

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It does not. That's what it sounds like. I have an issue. Mr. Ant over here.

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I have a deviated septum. I can't breathe without having my thing.

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Did you just call him Mr. Ant? I have a deviated septum.

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So, Chels, this is the second date. Will there be a third date? Will you be going on another date with Kevin?

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You're keeping my fingers crossed.

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Yeah.

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What are you doing Friday?

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Chelsea is throwing a party for me for getting inducted into the Hall of Fame. So we're having a party Friday with a whole bunch of people there. Will you be as attentive at the party to my wife or can I have her that night?

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Well, no, no, no. I didn't bring a plus one, but I'm definitely hoping to leave. We just did a topic about, you know, people having children later in life.

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Hey, quick question for you. Do you go out to eat ever with any of your other guy friends' wives by themselves?

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No, only Chelsea.

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Really? Yeah.

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Would your guy, like, how would... Well, no, no, no. Tressa, that's my dog. JG wife, Tressa. Other than that, nobody else. Do you take her out?

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Have you taken her out by yourself?

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We haven't been out in a while on some solo stuff.

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Is JG okay with that?

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Is he still safe with that? I mean, you know I'm not trying to bang Chelsea. You know I'm not trying to bang Tressa. Wait a second. You're not trying to bang her? Come on, no. No, no. This is a platonic friendship.

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By the way, you can see him, Charles. If a black man can blush, he's blushing right now. I'm blushing? He can see it. He's got a little bit of blush going on right now. Listeners are texting in. 313 says, Kevin is now called Mr. Steal Your Girl.

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Mr. Steal Your Girl.

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Who was that? Was that A-Kind? Trey Song. No, Trey Song. Trey Songz. That's right.

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Wait, who paid for this date, by the way?

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I did. Because if you remember the first time, my intention was to pay. I think I left my wallet in a car or something like that. But I made sure I had it.

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You stuck your wallet at home.

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Yeah, somewhere I left it. But this time I made sure I had all my faculties in order. And I told the waiter. So listen, so when the waiter comes in, and I'm the type of person where I'm like, I want to know my waiter's name. And sometimes the waiter will come in over and introduce themselves immediately, say, hey, my name's Kevin. This guy didn't do that. So I'm like, hey, what's up, man? I'm Kevin. What's your name? Jake. He was like, Jake. I'm like, I'm Kevin. This is Princess. That was fun. I was like, listen, before you go any further, I'm paying for the date regardless of what she says.

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So we already have that established. Amanda, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

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Good morning, guys. Mojo, you better be careful. Kevin's doing all the right things. I know. She's going to keep her up right underneath your feet. Oh, believe me. Better get this spit together.

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You know what? She said spit. Oh, okay. You said spit. I said spit. Okay, too. Sorry. Listen, Amanda, don't think I don't think that. You know what I mean?

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We all think that.

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We all think that.

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They have an unbreakable bond.

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Do you know how embarrassing it is, too, that every single person that has now had an opportunity to hear Chelsea on the We Don't podcast, all like, what in the world are you doing with him? Like, that's kind of the conversation that comes up.

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You've got to set your game up.

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I'm trying to, but also Chelsea loves me for me. She loves me for who I am. Right, Chelsea? Uh-huh. Right?

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She just messed up with you. All right.

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All right.

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Have a good day, guys. See you, man. Take care. All right, Chels.

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I love you. I'll talk to you later. Are you going on any dates with any more of my guy friends at all?

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They're not your friends. Don't worry.

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All right. Love you, Chels. Talk to you later.

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Love you. Bye. She says love you to you. Hold on. Guess who's on? Andrea's on. Andrea is the person who said that she's happy Shannon is back. What topic was it, Andrea, that made you change the station yesterday?

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You guys were so gross yesterday with the tube talk. We couldn't take it. My kids were like, we're eating breakfast. Why is he talking about this?

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Come on. Seriously?

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It was gross.

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Who did you turn on then? What did you turn on instead of us?

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Um, Pandora.

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Oh, that's horrible. From pubes to Pandora.

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I know. Okay. Well, thank God Shannon is back, so the radio is back on.

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You are, by the way, you're so wrong in the fact that Shannon would have enjoyed that conversation yesterday. She would have been worse than we were talking about pubes.

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No, the fact that Kevin said he was going to floss his teeth this time with it, I was like, I need to think about that.

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This is disgusting.

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What did I say? You were going to floss your teeth with it.

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Oh, my God. I hope he got it. I hope he got it. So gross. absolutely

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you guys need another girl on this show

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we do

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I'm available if you need me

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do you floss take care take care of yourself

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