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Kevin's is Thicker Than Most Guys

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Mojo in the morning. I want to call Kevin out on something here if I can.

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You've done it all morning. I have not.

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I've been so good to you. No, you've been on my ass lately for us. Believe me, I need to. Want to know why? I've got to be there for you. I've got to make sure that you don't stray. Okay. Okay, so let me tell you this. So yesterday we were all hanging out in the studios doing some training, and after we got done hanging out with each other, I was walking out of the studio, and the little guy, that the the tiny so mean the tiny engineer the little guy he goes hey you left your wallet here and i said uh i said thank you little man you patted him you're a you're a kind you're a kind elf thank you no he's he makes fun of himself we're gonna see him again today he's a good guy um so i said oh well it's not mine and he goes well i don't know whose it is so i'm like looking around it's you know it's none of the other engineers and I'm thinking well it can only be either mine Zach's or Kev's so I'm like well let's let's look in it so I get done writing down all the credit cards in there and I notice it's Kevin Irwin whose wallet it is and so Kevin left his wallet he had to leave because he went to go pick up josiah from school so i called kevin up and i said hey man you left your wallet here so kev's like oh man i'm picking up josiah he's getting out of school here in like 15 20 minutes and so i drove him the wallet which was not that far from the studios it's like right uh right on the way home for me so i drove him the wallet at josiah's school i want to call this guy out for something do you have your wallet in your pocket i do megan

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Here, Megan's holding it right now.

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You got a fat-ass wallet. How rich are you?

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That's like a sandwich. It's not fat because it's money in there.

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By the way, that is not only a sandwich. That is a foot long. That is the biggest sandwich. That's like double meat in that. I don't think that's that big. What do you have in that thing that's so big?

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Let's see. Do you get to claim you're an inch taller because when you sit on it? That is very full. Well, I think, listen, it's not- How much money? You got to go through your cards. My favorite thing in here is the prayer card that Lydia's mom gave me. But now I can't make fun of you. I got an Imagine Reviewer pass. I got a couple Chipotle gift cards because you never know. I got an old Mega Millions card.

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See, I go through mine like once a week and clear it out.

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He's got more in his wallet than you ladies do in your purses.

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That is a big freaking wallet. I got a credit card. I got a business card For saying 24 Then I got a personal Debit card Then I got these Universal Studio Passes Because it helps me Remember the trip I had with Josiah Okay I got my ID Couple business cards No what is What else is in that thing Let me see your ID I got an old ID I don't know why I got that Okay so you can Throw that in You're annoying

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You take good ID photos

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You think so? Yeah, you do. You want to see mine? I got my Ares. For some reason, I got my Taylor Swift Ares tickets. You still keep that? That's right. Honestly, there are physical tickets. And I feel like this is such a big tour that who knows? Some crazy Swiftie would pay $100 for him in 20 years. Is that real?

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I didn't know that was your middle name.

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Yeah. Yeah, Gene.

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He's got more in this wallet. I'm not kidding you when I say to every guy that's out there, we have never had that much to fill in a wallet, let alone this guy have it in a wallet. It looked like, you know what it reminded me of? My dad had a wallet like that. Yeah. So my dad had a wallet that was so big. It was like the biggest thing ever. And it was, again, like that, where he kept prayer cards in there. Yeah. He kept, you know how you would go to a funeral and when somebody dies, they give you a card for their funeral?

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Okay, so I keep all those too. Do you really? I can't throw those away.

00:05:49 - 00:05:53 | Speaker 3:

He had those things. I mean, it was crazy, the stuff that was in there.

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Well, look, it's the holiday season. I know you're a guy that likes to give.

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Yeah.

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I would love one of those, like, little sleek card holders. Yes. That's what I want. Like, I like- From a Goyard. I want-

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Are they- Wait, Goyard. Goyard. Goyard.

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I want to be specific.

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By the way, you can't get it if you can't spell it.

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G-O-Y-A-R-D. Oh, you got it. All right, say it. How about say it? All right, you can get it.

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You got it. How about pronounce it again?

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Isn't it Goyard? Yeah. I think it is, too. Or is it Goyard? I don't know. I only know this from, like, rappers. I don't- DHK.com.

00:06:28 - 00:06:39 | Speaker 3:

No, you know what you need? What you need is, I see these things on Instagram ads. Somebody needs to tell me if these things are good. The steel case ones where it's like-

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The wallet?

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You put it in there and it's also supposed to be that nobody can steal your number on your wallet or something.

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I got to Google that. Do you know what I'm talking about? No.

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They're like, I don't know if they're titanium or what the story is. It's like a car holder? And it's like really thin. I see it on Instagram ads. Do I get the same Instagram ads?

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No, I got those.

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I get them on Instagram ads and on my porn hubs and stuff like that. But it's like basically, and you can put, it says that you can put like a bunch of cards in there and your IDs and things, and it flips out. It goes like almost like a switchblade or something. I don't know. It's all about James Bond.

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What do you have right now?

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I have, so I have this. I have a.

00:07:22 - 00:07:22 | Speaker 5:

Oh, so that's.

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Yeah, I got a wallet.

00:07:23 - 00:07:24 | Speaker 5:

Oh, Wes has the exact same one.

00:07:24 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 3:

So I have a wallet, and then I have my cards right here in one spot, and then I have my driver's license. And then I also keep money with a rubber band. So I have money with a rubber band.

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See, that's a different level.

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Can I tell you?

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Yeah.

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Look, this is Kev's wallet. This is my purse. Look at that. They're the same time.

00:07:43 - 00:07:48 | Speaker 4:

You got a baby purse, though. Come on. She's got a baby purse. Honestly.

00:07:48 - 00:07:55 | Speaker 5:

You want to pull out everything that's in my purse and compare sizes to your wallet? What you got in there? Because it's pretty close. We got AirPods.

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Your Altoids are as big as my wallet. Look at that.

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Quick question. Do you think that I could pull off a fanny pack? Because I'm seeing more and more guys with fanny packs and also satchel things. That's right, too. That they wear, like man purses.

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I could see you with a satchel.

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You think so?

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Would you be surprised? I could see you with a satchel, not a fanny pack. No. I feel like you could pull off either. Zach?

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Yeah.

00:08:18 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 5:

No. Zach, no. Zach, just the fanny pack. Zach, I want you.

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Zach, if I bought you a man purse, if I got you a man purse, would you wear it? Every day.

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Every damn day.

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Come on.

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I'm sick of sitting on this. Oh, my God. She is better than mine. She is a phyropractor. What do you got in that thing? I do a lot of public service announcements, so I have cards. I have all of my Christmas bonus gift cards.

00:08:50 - 00:08:51 | Speaker 3:

You haven't expelled them yet?

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Or saved them yet?

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Or spent them? I don't even know what the word is.

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Is that a $2 bill?

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Yeah. Look at all this. A $2 bill is a lucky bill you should always have. I use them for gas.

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Oh, do you? Yeah.

00:09:03 - 00:09:14 | Speaker 3:

Hold on. Hold on. We got to put all the wallets together and purses together. Everybody put them together, and then let's see who's got the fattest. Alan, are you there, Alan? Yeah, I'm here. What's going on?

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First time, long time.

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Hey there. Hey, Alan's on the phone.

00:09:18 - 00:09:30 | Speaker 1:

What's going on, buddy? Not too much, man. I headed to the airport going to Miami for work. Oh, you lucky bastard. Will you have any fun there? I hope so. Good for you. Just a couple days, so who knows.

00:09:30 - 00:09:34 | Speaker 3:

That's a job. You're calling up about, you know the name of that wallet that we're talking about?

00:09:34 - 00:09:39 | Speaker 1:

I got the Ridge wallet. It's got the RFID protector. That's the one. Okay, so Google it.

00:09:39 - 00:09:46 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, so that is, I'm telling you, people have told me that this is like the wallet. Can you fit a lot in there?

00:09:48 - 00:09:54 | Speaker 1:

Probably 17 cards you can fit in there. Or you can get a cash strap option to our... There you go.

00:09:55 - 00:09:57 | Speaker 3:

Did you see that thing, Kev? How cool it looks?

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By the way, you got a promo code for this thing?

00:10:00 - 00:10:02 | Speaker 7:

the cheap one. Yeah, I do. I'll send you

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one. Don't get the cheap one. What do you mean?

00:10:04 - 00:10:09 | Speaker 7:

Yeah. There's like a metal one. That's the first one I got. It kind of bent a little bit, but the titanium one's the one to go.

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Titanium or carbon fiber?

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It could be carbon fiber. It could be better. I ain't got that rich one yet.

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It's $150 for this one, it says.

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Titanium works great though. That one's awesome.

00:10:21 - 00:10:33 | Speaker 6:

Alright. Have fun in Miami. Let us know if you meet any cute girls down there. Yeah. all right we'll see you dylan what's going on hey how's it going good well how much is a purse

00:10:33 - 00:10:39 | Speaker 8:

though hold on there depends on where you get it yeah authentic or inspired by my purse was

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authentic 60 bucks 60 bucks dylan what's up how you doing good what's going on oh i was calling

00:10:47 - 00:11:08 | Speaker 8:

about the uh the rfid blocker i listen does it work time this is so yeah uh so what it does is it blocks people from scanning your credit cards if you have like the tap to pay it blocks that from uh from using it using uh electromagnetic signals can you do that like if somebody wanted

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to do tap they just have to put the machine up to my my pant pocket they can get my my my codes

00:11:15 - 00:11:34 | Speaker 8:

theoretically uh you could come on you have to i don't believe that put it really close to it it have to be pretty much like against your wallet yeah but if you have to pay you can easily do that only problem is you would have to know the person's uh uh pin y'all are spending a lot of

00:11:34 - 00:11:47 | Speaker 2:

money on nothing really you don't think that that happens no i can barely get my dang thing to tap on the actual machine the guy's like nope do it here nope do it here i'm like i yeah you ever put

00:11:47 - 00:11:52 | Speaker 1:

your card on the wrong side of the thing and they're like other side dumbass yeah every machine It's a different side apparently

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Why do I feel though that I'm going to be the guy That's going to go to the gas station And get scammed by that swiping thing Where you put it in there I always feel like there's scammers out there And I'm going to be the guy that's going to get scammed Ben wants to talk to Kev With his He's got the George Costanza wallet Have you ever seen that Seinfeld episode Google it Google Seinfeld George Costanza wallet And you'll see this guy has one That looks just like yours that's a big

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I'm not that bad

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what's up Ben

00:12:25 - 00:12:38 | Speaker 3:

what's up guys so yeah the Ridge Wall it's actually great I have one and I'm like Kevin I always misplaced my wallet somehow so they actually have trackers you can actually get one with the AirPod tracker so you can see where your wallet's at at all times what

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that I feel will lead to more theft than the RFID trackers

00:12:43 - 00:13:25 | Speaker 6:

that's wild by the way can I tell you something this is a commercial for Ridge Wallet I didn't even realize it was going to be I was just going to talk about the fact that he left it in the studio. Kim, are you listening? Yes. And are they partnered with? Sponsored. Sponsored. By the way, can I tell you the other thing that was pretty cool was Kevin gets to Josiah's school so early so that he can be there and greet him like he's the first parent in line basically to go and pick him up. And he just sits there and waits and picks him up. It's like honestly the coolest thing ever because as a dad, when I was picking the boys up i was always the late one i would get a call from the school and they would say uh hello mr

00:13:25 - 00:13:59 | Speaker 4:

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