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There's nothing more embarrassing, Kev, until that happens to you. And it happened to you?

man yeah so um so for the listeners since I'm still new uh I host the Detroit Pistons basketball games in the season so you come to the arena you'll hear Mason voice and you'll hear my voice and see my face so yesterday we had the draft party at Little Caesars Arena and it's kind of like a reunion there are people that I'm seeing who work for the organization that I haven't seen since last season one of the guys is uh Chris Economais shout out my bro Chris who works in community relations and he just had a baby girl six months ago and he's really cool with sherelle who's my girl who's having a baby or we're having a baby and we're talking about babies and he's congratulating me we're having a great conversation and the conversation's cool not really too many jokes being passed just a good conversation and he says something that's hilarious and immediately i go like like i give like one of those real gut laughs and on that second haha the real forceful one not only did like air come out of my vocal chorus but i farted it was like simultaneously and it wasn't like this little like little cute one that you can like pass off nobody heard like it was like ah it was like what yeah but he didn't say anything did you acknowledge it i said i don't on the low i said excuse me like i was always taught like your your apologies have to be as big as your mistakes so like if you fart you belt you just can't say excuse me but i was like I was like, excuse me. He didn't say anything. He imitated again the ha-ha. So we were, like, talking just like this, and he said something. I was like, ha-ha.

It was great.

But I said, excuse me. Then I looked at him, and he didn't budge. He wasn't phased. I don't know if he heard it or not.

There is nothing worse than this happening to you, and I'm so glad it's happening to you because you're a young guy, but I thought it only happened to me because I'm over, you know, 50 years old. I thought for some reason that that's when all of a sudden you lose control. Because I will say this to you, that I have had that happen to me on sneezes. I have had that happen to me. I've had that on laughs. I've had that happen to me when I would just go, hey. Like all of a sudden you open up your mouth just to say hi to somebody. And it's like. And it just randomly comes out.

What's worse? Because I know that that's a thing for everybody. But for girls sometimes we pee. I used to do that Like you laugh or something? You laugh or you sneeze or you like Get excited and wave and you pee a little bit I guess at least that people don't know Do you know what I mean?

Once you have a baby You lose control of your bodily functions As a guy Once you actually Get to a point where you've reached past Probably your BMI level should have been too high You all of a sudden randomly fart At times That might be a sign for us guys No, we need to lose weight a little bit. Maybe we need to drop some pounds or something.

So what's worse, though? The steak and fart, where you didn't mean to do it, or you, like, realize after the conversation that you had a booger in your nose, or you got food in your teeth.

Food in your teeth is, man, I would say fart, booger, food.

It depends on what the food is, though. Like, I had a whole sushi roll sticking out of my teeth. Yeah, you get a nice piece of lettuce in your tooth, and it's been sitting there the whole time, and nobody said anything.

Although booger is pretty bad.

But no joke, honestly, the fart's the worst. The audible fart is the worst because they are waiting for you to basically spit your pants.

Also, you're praying at that point, please don't smell it. Please don't smell it. See, I disagree, right?

Farts are funny. Farts are hilarious. You can play off a fart. A booger is gross. A booger is disgusting. Farts, you can go, ah.

make some stupid fart joke and it'll be fine you know what the craziest part of the story that i left out though so i'm sitting like on the first row and i got my feet up on like the the thing in front of me so i'm like cocked up i'm like toot it up a little bit you're aiming at that point right exactly oh what's going on julie hey it's mojo in the morning hey there hi so um i'm a

former school teacher and um i was always told when you know having stomach problems you talk loud and walk fast that you did that and one time i was having some particular gastrointestinal issues and it didn't it wasn't loud but it was bad like really bad and like room feeling bad There were kids that were shoving their shins and mouths up underneath their, like, over their mouths and were pointing at each other and just being like, ooh, you did it, ooh.

Great would math be if your teacher's power walking and farting everywhere. But you know what, though? Nobody blames you for that, right? They all blamed the kid in the class.

They were all, yeah, they were arguing amongst themselves. And I'm just dying because I knew it was me. And there was no way

That's funny What's up TJ? Dump, dump, dump, dump, dump I knew it was coming TJ I'm sorry You can't say the F-bomb By the way TJ Wait no no no

I'm very sorry Let me just say this to you

That got me so worked up I literally just farted Right at that moment there

So like I literally I was like in bed with my boyfriend and I'm like this feels like a fart. Oh no.

I don't trust it either. Hold on. Tell me off the air. And uh huh. Yeah. Uh huh. Oh okay.

I don't know where the storyline is.

I just don't like how to get there. Thank you TJ. Jamie what's going on It's Mojo in the morning

I was saying After I had my daughter I jumped on a trampoline And I realized that that's another way Oh yeah Oh yeah

I was like okay So last weekend I was jumping on a trampoline And my boyfriend his daughter And my daughter And I'm like oh my god I gotta go change my clothes

Thank you for the

Trampolines are the enemies.

Thank you for the call. I wonder how many times that those trampoline parks, they actually have to clean up. What's up, Shelby? Hi.

Hi. It was about my mom, because one time she just kept farting, and then she pooped herself. So I was dying laughing. And she got mad at me, so she put it in my shoe. So I'm laughing.

What? What?

What?

You guys wanted me to not put TJ on the air.

How's it funny now?

Wait a second. So you laughed at your mom, who accidentally doodied herself, and so she picked up the doody, and she put it in your shoe? It was in her underwear, so she just took her underwear.

Doody!

It's the natural.

Wait, did she touch it with her hand?

Right. Ah. We can't go to that point. Oh, my gosh. But no, no.

Can I be real honest? Yeah. She was laughing at me.

Yeah, what would you want to be honest about?

I fear for her ever putting her mother in a nursing home. Because you just know things are going to go down. Fits are going to fly.

Shelby, hopefully you looked before you put your foot in that shoe.

Oh, I smelled it and I'm like, why?

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