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Hey, I want to ask a guy's perspective with your story that you got here, Kevin. Kevin went out to go have some drinks and hang out, and he wouldn't take the drink because?

They put it in a martini glass, and I'm not on Sex and the City, so I didn't want it in that glass.

Wait, you're too, you, you are too ashamed to look at them or to drink out of a martini glass?

I just, I don't, give me a regular cup. You know what I mean? Give me a plastic cup. What is it about a cup that talks to you? Then I got to like have my pinky up or something like that. You feel me? You're too cool for a cup? I don't keep the olives, keep all of that. What was it that you were drinking though? So, so I wanted, it was a nice day. It was hot outside. i looked at the drink menu and i saw they had like this mango slush tequila type of vibe and i was like okay that's that fits the energy that fits the mode and then i asked the waitress i'm like i started with margarita is this gonna come in like one of those dainty little glasses she's like yeah i'm like nah like can i have it in a plastic cup or something like that she's like are you sure i'm like yeah this i my frame of reference is sex in the city and i when i see those little glasses i think it's just little ladies in there yeah yeah that's not what i need

in my life so first off you're drinking he's drinking uh anthony a mango drink okay coming

from the guy you have no say in this conversation i can't because zero no no this is not about the

drink this is about the cup right and i am about to make fun of the drink no but i'm saying he's drinking a mango drink it's gotta be a scotch it's gotta be brandy no no drink the mango drink

out of the cup. I think it's kind of crazy that you're letting a cup dictate your life.

I have no problem with that.

And here's why I get the cup thing. My favorite Mexican restaurant of all time, Aldana's in Troy, we have all been there. We went there after Naughty Moms. They give you the margaritas in those humongous

humongous.

And so I always ask my favorite waitress, Marissa, I say, can you just bring in a normal cup, please? Oh, how dare you? Because that big humongous glass, especially if I'm with my children, I don't want people going, look at that, mom. Well, the cup is the experience. If I'm with girlfriends, yes. I don't care.

Anthony, we've had this drink and we've had this thing. First off, they come out and this cup is big enough for a kid's fishbowl. Like the kid could have put goldfish in this damn thing. It's so big. But go back to the mango man over here with his drink.

So five.

Yeah. Not wanting to drink because the drink was served in a martini glass.

Exactly. I feel like Sammy Davis right now. Let me get the mango, the tequila. Yeah. Yeah, put it in a different glass, please.

What are the off-limit glasses?

Just that one.

No, there is one that is truly off-limits. The ones that you see people walking around the Las Vegas Strip with, and they're like as tall as me. I saw that at the Tigers game No I don't care who you are No That's the whole fun of it all Yes it is You are douchey No you're not

That's a lot of alcohol How else am I going to get faded?

My favorite My favorite was going to Tigers game And seeing guys Like carrying those drinks around And those big glasses And all I keep

thinking now is that's mike yeah i'm a sucker for a gimmick first off if you give me a gimmicky anything i'll take it but those giant baseball bats or whatever those tubes are cups those are the greatest thing in the world i want to drink out of a fishbowl it's the whole experience i

can get a drink anywhere right it's supposed to be fun yes um what about this uh will you drink a drink if that mango drink came out in a regular like i don't know plastic white uh solo cup but it had whipped cream all over the top of it that would get you excited wouldn't it i would get me so excited oh my god i got hard nipples by the way have you ever have you ever uh see i love i love anything like holding your nipples i'm sorry tweaking them right now um have you ever uh had it uh where they put like things in it too like they'll put umbrellas in it or they'll put like little dancing ladies inside the thing or the little now they do the little plastic monkeys

that are hanging from the side of the drink i keep seeing that everywhere off the side yeah

you just take those out immediately though no you don't i don't want that drinking to hit me

and like what are we doing here i'm here for the alcohol have you wear you wear pants with bedazzles on it i see it all the time what do you got i have a dazzle pants no you have those what are those pistons pants that you have it's got like uh vinnie johnson on your crotch or something

like that what is this guy talking about no i've seen your crotch yesterday was stuffed animals all over those are vibes i'm not drinking that though yeah this is listen by the way if you have

not seen the cracks please go to the mojo in the morning instagram you can see it right now what's

up laura how you doing i'm good how are you good so cav say hi to kev hi hey good morning laura don't go drinking with him he won't drink the drink if if it's got too weird of a glass

okay so here's the thing a couple of things one tequila has no business being in a martini glass i'm sorry i'm just gonna put that out there right now so i can understand that too i mean so what i mean i can't think it makes you look a little manly if you're not afraid to drink out of out of that glass right i mean yeah get it man i want to drink something drink it i i think honestly

if you do have that glass and you're a manly manly guy i don't think anybody even pays attention to it. Matter of fact, the glass looks like a child's glass in your hand, probably.

I'm straight. You know, it does. But I mean, in all honesty, tequila does not belong. Or martyre does not belong in a martini glass anyway. Right. So, just tell them to put it in a proper glass. See,

that's exactly what I did. Shout out to Ebony. Appreciate you for making that happen.

Anita, what's happening?

Welcome to the show, Kev. Appreciate it, Anita. Just have one question. Where do you get this amazing sounding

I don't care about the glass

I was at Condado's I think that's how you pronounce it Yeah, exactly Where is that? I went to the one in Royal Oak, shout out to Ebony Okay, thank you

That was all I needed

Sarah, what's happening? Mojo in the morning show

Hi, welcome to the show, Kev

Appreciate it, Sarah

What's going on, Sarah? What do you think?

um my boyfriend makes me order the martinis because he thinks they sound good but he refuses to drink out of one of those cups when we go out see so what does he do then how does he sneak your drink from you he will just drink half of my drink why are you guys embarrassed like something like

somebody's gonna come up to you and challenge your man card because you can't drink out of a cup see

i don't think that my thought process has anything to do with anyone other than myself again my frame of reference is sex in the city and when i think about those glasses i just remember my grandma would have sex in the city on i just look at those ladies holding those glasses and i'm not one of those ladies holding the glass yeah you don't like women no i like women to drink what they drink and i want to drink what i want to drink oh so you believe that that men and women should be separated that's what you believe i think you should do what you want to do and i

should do what i want to do by the way by the way i do have to say that a glass does make a drink as far as taste is concerned because i do love old fashions and there's nothing worse than when Somebody tries to serve you an old-fashioned in a non-rock glass.

Right. Could you imagine getting a Moscow Mule and not the Moscow Mule Cup?

Exactly. I've had that before, like where you're out at a festival or something, and they don't want to give you that, you know, what is that thing made of? Tin or something like that? I don't know what it's made of.

I'm going to be honest. I've taken drinks to-go, and I really don't care the to-go cup. I just want what's in it.

Yeah. It's funny because if you're drinking anything that's daiquiri, e which is pretty much what you were drinking you were drinking some mango daiquiri e that thing you deserve to drink the daiquiri e thing from a daiquiri e kind of counter also can we play the

pina colada song because you know it's my favorite and this is such a missed opportunity

the worst though is that when we do play like the pina colada song i get uh tony that gets

I'm fine, then don't play it.

You want me? No, it's okay. Do you know the pina colada song, Kevin?

If you like pina colada.

Yeah, exactly. That's that song, Erla.

If you like pina colada.

You gotta drink it out of a plastic cup. You gotta drink it out of a plane. That's right.

If you're not into yoga. If you have half a brain.

Go ahead, Janet.

If you like making love at midnight. In the dunes of the cave. And I'm the love that you've looked for

What's going on, Dustin?

Not much. How you doing?

Good. How you doing? It's Mojo on the Morning Show. You're on the air.

All right. I'm doing good this morning. Don't make fun of them baseball bats. Those are fun to drink out of a baseball game.

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