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Great Lions game last night. Shout-out to our buddy George over at Six Salons. He invited Kev and I to go to the game with him last night and his best buddy Steve, which, by the way, shout-out to Steve.

Yes, indeed.

Steve is one of those guys that's like you have your kids go to school and you sometimes don't get to meet all the parents. You know kids, but you don't know all the parents. Steve, son, Ben, and Luke went to high school together at Notre Dame Prep. and so we had a really great time just kind of talking about uh the experiences and stuff but we had such a fun time at the game last night and i got a couple of things i want to talk about but i want to talk real quick about i stayed downtown so you know everybody by now knows that we moved our studios to downtown the hardest part of staying up late and staying at an entire game which by the way we stayed till the very end matter of fact and then some we watched the on-field pre-games you know conversations and stuff um because of you can't get out and uh george has such amazing seats he sits front row behind the green bay bench which was unbelievable we were right there with the thursday night football crew doing their thing and when you're down that that low the one thing that kind of stinks is it takes forever to get out of the stadium right oh so i know some of us had to watch it on our couch that's near kind of

window and it got a little cold last night smart the smartest thing that i did though

was that i ended up deciding that i was going to stay downtown yeah and i think a lot of that was chelsea she did not want me driving home you know with the weather and stuff so i stayed downtown and i ended up staying at a hotel and it was pretty cool because i walked back to the hotel and I got the feel of living in a city and then working in a city by driving to work today. But I get back into the hotel and there's a whole bunch of people that are there and they're in the lobby all celebrating. And I recognize one of the people and it's a celebrity and it was Detroit's very own Keegan-Michael Key. Nailed it. Oh, yes. Who, by the way, it's funny, whenever I see him, and listen, I know him more from the AA run thing than anything, but I'm like, is that Peel or is that Keegan? Like, I'm trying to figure out, like, which one he is. And we get on the elevator together at the hotel. And I'm not one. Like, you saw Richard Sherman. Yeah, yeah. Who played for the... Cornerback. Seattle, right? Yeah, Seattle Seahawks, cornerback, Legion of Boom, champion. At the game? Cav is so engaging. He can get people to come over to him and take pictures and stuff. Like, he took a picture with you, a selfie with you. It's cool. i'm on an elevator with you know uh keegan michael key and i'm in family and stuff and i'm like man do i ask the guy and then i'm like no i'm so tired and this guy doesn't want to do this and then i get off and i'm like realizing we're on the same floor and i'm going to my room and it's weird because you know when you get off an elevator some people go right some people go left you know because the room numbers go certain ways and i'm like oh crap he's going the same way that i'm going and staying staying at the hotel that i was staying at the um uh you know there's not

a lot of rooms on the floors yeah and i'm thinking this guy has got to be thinking that i'm following him to his room and i'm not joking when i say this so i'm like i'm in 4 11 i'm calling out my room but so i'm not a murderer so i let him i let him kind of go his way did not take a picture with him but i was then thinking the entire night do i sit there and turn the tv off and try to listen

to see what's going on in the room would you no i'm not if it was beyonce trying to hear what's

going on in this room if beyonce was in jay-z were in the room next to you you would have your you would have your fat ear up to that low-key i probably would though yeah i mean wouldn't you

i mean i was like the whole time i had to say something yeah he had to be excited because he was coming from the game he had to have you know i heard him talking to the guys in the lobby

about looking for a place to go for drinks and stuff like that oh he was 4 11 yeah so he was like he was i know so he was like looking for places to go but um there was a ton of listeners of ours which by the way did you ever has that anybody ever had that where they they stayed in it stayed in a hotel with a celebrity and you realize a celebrity is on your floor or in your saint you know next to you in the room um there was a couple of things that i wanted to bring up including I want to talk about you and the fact that you ate and I couldn't believe he did this Kevin hasn't eaten meat and how long it's been like seven

eight years but I'm back now so it's been a last night we go to eat at the

London chop house and the guy ordered steak you guys had quite the night it

was amazing Wow well we went out with George did it up right I'm jealous I'm so jealous this sounds like a really great time would you Megan if you haven't

eaten steak or eaten meat in six or seven years, would you eat it before you were going to a Lions game at Ford Field?

No, because I was vegan for a really long time. And I remember the times that I would eat anything that wasn't vegan. And it was a mistake is the nice way to say it this early in the morning.

Well, and even the waiter said to Kev, because Kev's like, you know, I haven't eaten meat in seven years. I'm going to order a steak tonight. And the guy's like trying to give him advice on maybe you should get like a small cut of something wagooey or something, you know?

No, he was trying to direct me to fish. He's like, well, we actually have a great salmon or a great this or that. I'm like, nah, bro. I want the steak. It was one of those effing type nights. You know what I'm saying? We going to the game. We eating food. I'm like, man, give me the best of the best.

Let's go. So it caused for his stomach to start rumbling. And we got to ask this question. Where is the craziest place that you've had to number two? Because I'm not going to lie to you. I don't think people go in number two in Ford Field.

I almost cussed. I did. I had the doo-doo before the first quarter ending. Y'all talking about Defend the Den. They talking about screaming as loud as you can. My first ah, I was like, uh-oh, can't go that far. And like you mentioned, we on the first row. That trek to go up those

stairs, oh my God, the troops was at the door. I didn't even know they had toilet paper in those bathrooms. I thought it was just people standing and peeing the whole time. So first off, I go in

there and i i gotta go it's like it's the boo-boo playing peekaboo it's like it's if i coughed the wrong way or if i say excuse me or anything like that it's coming out it felt like it was i was squeezing the orange or something it was wild oh my god i get into the bathroom first you gotta wait obviously look you you gotta wait because it's everybody in there i'm like oh my god you gotta tell the people to urinal there they like you going i'm like no you go this ain't a urinal situation you can't do it i gotta do it so i finally get a stall i walk i mean yeah i go in there the damn door don't lock and the toilet seat is like far back from the door way far i'm about to like hold one leg up the whole time so i go in i come out i'm like no you go in there bro he's like no go ahead i'm like listen i gotta do though i can't go in there right now you go in there go in my stall finally i'm ripping up the toilet papers i'm damn sure not bare-assing it

real quick can you ask a complete stranger but you guys are lions fans if they'll watch the door for you like could you just get a door bodyguard or something we're not doing that a complete

stranger wouldn't do that for you i don't trust nobody when it comes to dogs okay so i get in there lay my toilet paper down the right way you know one to the top one to the side one to the other side another layer case the top corner's poking out can't have that and then another layer on the bottom for the thighs oh and then i handle my business and we wash our hands and we come back and we win the game.

Man. And that's how you do it. He was gone for such a long time. It sounded like he was leaving to go and say hi to somebody. And so we thought, you know, Steve and George and myself, we thought, oh, he's got it because Kev knew a whole bunch of people. You know, there was a ton of people that recognized Kev when we were walking around there. We had no clue that, man, you dutied longer than Goff took time off the clock in that first quarter. You know what's crazy?

I'm saying all of this now i made it look like i had something to do like i took a phone call i called josiah and i realized that is my excuse but no i had to do that somebody just said it's a prairie dog um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 and i know we talk a lot about duty but listen this was a big duty this was his first time eating meat in seven years and it was the lions clinching the playoff duty it was the lions clinching a playoff duty dan campbell was excited matter matter of fact believe it or not we got a quote from dan campbell about it holy crap believe it that was a holy crap what's up sean or i'm sorry sam what's up sam hi um i think megan should talk about hanging

with the boys like mojo talks about hanging with the girls when kev's gone you're right this is

kind of like hanging out with the boy uh the boys here megan how you feeling talking about the lions

and also I'm a first time long time

this is Sam

ho ho ho Sam's on the phone Sam it's twofold it's twofold okay part of it is I love football I genuinely love football and I love talking sports and I know it really pisses Shannon off so that's great but when I get a description of Kev's poop the way that I just did I went I am a girl's girl I'm a girl's girl who likes some boy things.

She's demure, we found out.

We're hanging with the boys today, so you got to talk about it. Oh, my God.

You're going to hear me burp by the end of the show. I just know it. It was like putting a carrot in a juicer.

Hey, Carrie, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Kevin. Hey, Mojo. Long time listener. First time caller. Hey, Mojo. Yeah, so a few years ago, I was in Los Angeles for work. And I had a red eye back home and I'm just really observant. So I noticed that Nick Cannon was in the airport and he had a couple of big security guys with them. Yeah. And absolutely nobody knew who he was. Nobody was looking at him. He had this big hoodie on and they had announced for, you know how they do, like the handicapped people to come on first. Yes.

Or if they have a wheelchair or whatever. Yeah. People that need extra time. Yeah.

Yeah. So he had his people walk up. He was on the other end of where we were supposed to be, where nobody was. He had his security team walk up to have him walked on before the handicapped people. Okay. And he got on the plane, and I remember getting on the plane and looking at him, and he was all cooped up in a corner with his hood over him trying to hide, and nobody knew who he was. And I just looked at him, and I'm like, dude, no one knows who you are. And he just wouldn't look at anybody, nothing. It was hilarious.

Oh, my God. I was wondering where you were going with this because I know you brought it up because I talked about Keegan-Michael Key, you know, and following him in the room. But I was wondering because we've got two things going, that and then also duty. And I was like, did Nick Cannon have to get up and go duty on a plane? Because, like, cab-duting at a Ford Field, I couldn't do it on a plane either. I would try to go to sleep. What's up? How are you, Larry? Hey.

Hey, what's up? 12 years old at WrestleMania III in the Port-a-John. It took me 45 minutes to get in there, and they were completely out of toilet paper. Oh, no. What did you do? I'm begging people. I said, I'll give somebody a dollar to get me some toilet paper.

I can't only imagine what a Port-a-Potty at a WWE WrestleMania smells like. Hi, Becky. What's going on?

Hey, I was just saying that, you know, the Lions were crunching the game and Kevin was crunching it to me.

I would have loved to watch him run up those stairs. That would have been a good game.

That would have been great. And those stairs, when you go up at Ford Field, the stairs are so little. Like, you know what I mean? Like, it's not like they've got big stairs. So you have to, like, move your feet, you know, shuffle so much. I look like Jameer Gibbs. I'm Sonic. Like, what's up, Susan? Oh, no.

Oh, my gosh, Mojo. Okay, so I was in high school, and all through high school, I was, even middle school, I was a vegan. I did not eat meat. I didn't eat anything that didn't come from the earth. Well, I started to get sick towards my senior year, so my mom's like, you should probably eat some protein. So I was like, okay. I tried to eat some protein the night of my choir, my senior choir concert. And I was farting up. oh my god the microphone just kept picking it up and my head i'm like oh nobody can hear it it's okay no big deal my mom's like are you okay

it's the worst by the way the worst thing in the world is if not you haven't had it in the longest time to go to any kind of public event.

Mike, what's up?

Hey, what's up, guys? Well, first of all, my daughter's in the car. She wants to say hi. First time, long time. Hey, what's up? What's her name? My name is Mike.

Mike, and what's your daughter's name? So we can give her the appropriate first time, long time.

Grace. Mike and Grace. Grace is on the phone. And Mike.

What's going on?

She knows the story, and she's heard a bunch of crazy ones. But anyways, I was at a bar one time, and how the bar was set up, it's like a long bar, and it looks right into the bathroom. So I had Arby's there before, which is never a good choice, and somebody kicked open the door, and about 50 people are looking down on me sitting on the toilet in the middle of the bar. Oh, no. You imagine that? And somebody's like, you're taking a crap in the middle of a bar? He does that. I'm like, I don't know what you want me to say, man. I had a beef and cheddar. I can't really do anything. I had a beef and cheddar.

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