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Kev's Mom Still Parents Him
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Kev's Mom Still Parents Him

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February 12, 2025 | 00:10:31 | Leisure

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Mojo of the Morning Show. Kevin brought up something on the radio yesterday that got him in trouble. Do you ever remember when you were a kid and you never thought that your parents could hear what you say and then all of a sudden, out of the blue, your mom would go,

00:02:53 - 00:02:56 | Speaker 6:

Kevin! That one of those moments.

00:02:56 - 00:03:08 | Speaker 7:

Kevin got reprimanded for something that he said on the radio yesterday. Call Kevin's mother. I want him to have to deal with that. What happened? What did you talk about yesterday?

00:03:08 - 00:03:55 | Speaker 6:

Well, at the end of the show, we had a conversation, and the topic surrounded baking cookies. And let's see what I did there. And I talked about what is a good time frame to have someone leave your home after that act has been accomplished. uh what is a comfortable yeah hypothetically but you said hypothetically that's why i love you yes hypothetically and my mom was listening and i got a text message like not even five minutes after we concluded the show that said you were doing good until that last one no class she says sex is more than a smash self-control and that was your business and i just don't know if i want to do this job

00:03:55 - 00:04:03 | Speaker 7:

that's all that's all she needed to say by the way it's like two it's like it's like a tooth

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it's two things in this situation one i'm in trouble for something i said on here and then two why my why is my mom still trying to decide how to speak and how not to speak because she's your mom it doesn't yeah but you never drake has a lyric where he said what does he says they scream out my failures and whisper my accomplishments it's very rare when i say something positive on the show that she'll now it does happen but nine percent of the time she'll say that was nice kevin good job but a hundred percent of the time when she disagrees she's

00:04:34 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 7:

sending that text message uh this is a common thing i bet for some of our our listeners because we got you know we got a lot of listeners actually you don't even have to be i was gonna say we got a lot of listeners in their 20s you don't even have to be in your 20s you could be in your 40s and your mom still is momming you, how many listeners still get their mother reprimanding them on things? And what was the last thing that your mom yelled at you about or reprimanded you about?

00:05:00 - 00:05:07 | Speaker 5:

844-MOJO-LIVE. By the way, to your mother, I agree with her. You are a filthy person.

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I'm really not, though. I think we all have multiple sides of ourselves. And I think there is filth, enough filth to go around. I think my filth is just more out there.

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Will she have listened to the show just about 15, 20 minutes ago?

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I hope not. When you said a couple of things.

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I love your mom.

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Are we getting her on?

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I don't know. Lydia, are you trying her or no?

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I love when she comes on with us. Give me one second. I'm looking through our directory.

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Oh, she's trying to find. Oh, you know what? We might not have saved. Kevin might have to. Kevin's mom. Too bad.

00:05:44 - 00:05:46 | Speaker 4:

I'll just keep soliciting all day. What will we do?

00:05:47 - 00:05:50 | Speaker 5:

Kev's mom. Hold on. Just type in here. Let's see.

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It's not that deep.

00:05:51 - 00:06:12 | Speaker 2:

You want to know what's funny? Kev, yesterday, Lucy and Smith told me that their babysitter turned us on in the car on we had a school and they had to say to her our mom doesn't allow us to listen to the show because she said it's inappropriate and i was like yes this is true good job i'm like it's it's really not inappropriate it's only kev that's inappropriate no no no no you banging for the windows

00:06:12 - 00:07:01 | Speaker 5:

i love that uh that your mom though does that because for anybody else they would be like oh crap for kevin i don't even think he cares he'll probably in about an hour from now have another topic about smashing or something what did i respond with take her she's trying to tell me no mom are you there yes i'm here oh mama we understand that kevin uh said some things on the radio yesterday that he should not be saying filthy naughty naughty yes now mom what's the longest punishment that you remember you ever had to give kevin you know kevin really didn't get punishment at all really okay you would just you would just give him uh give him a talking to right

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talking to and maybe just a moment of time out so he can meditate on what he did yes she she

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kind of let i will say this i love my mom for that she let me and my sister go crazy

00:07:12 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 5:

to be honest we have free but you guys really didn't go crazy though did you i mean you guys were good kids what kind of punishment should we give him for that conversation that he brought up yesterday that was just I mean he needs to repent don't you think mom I think so I think

00:07:29 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 4:

he needs tape on the mouth for at least an hour what about some like a bar of soap my grandma did

00:07:35 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 5:

that one time did you ever do the bar of soap thing with Kevin because I remember when Chelsea did that uh with the boys uh she did it with Joey and and I maybe Jacob but Luke never got it Luke by the way got the pottiest of mouths but I remember they just had to sit there and uh bite on a bar of soap or something like that because they swore. No bar of soap

00:07:56 - 00:08:07 | Speaker 4:

with Kevin. Mama, stop playing. You're trying to act. I got a scar on my knee right now from when Mama came in the room and beat the hell out of me with a belt buckle. Really? Mom, tell us more. She beat my ass in the tub one time.

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Really? I don't remember what I did. I don't remember. Yeah, what did you do? Come on.

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Mom, what did you do? She beat my ass in the tub one time. I remember one time she made me take my pants off and she said, lay over the couch. So I was propped up. Beat me. She was in a wheelchair because she broke her ankle through her keys in my back. Felt like I got shot. She beat me with an extension cord one time. She knows what she's doing. My favorite. My favorite were my

00:08:30 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 5:

buddies of mine whose moms used to hit them with a wooden spoon and then use the wooden spoon to make cookies the next week. I'd be like, that tastes like your ass.

00:08:40 - 00:08:48 | Speaker 2:

My mom used to do the hairbrush to the top of the head. Do you know how bad that hurt? We still talk about that. Kev's mom,

00:08:48 - 00:08:58 | Speaker 5:

he's a wild one now. I really kind of hope that this guy gets into a relationship because I don't know if we can, we might get fined by the FCC for the stuff this guy

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talks about. I'm telling you. Yeah. Well, just pray.

00:09:01 - 00:09:07 | Speaker 5:

Keep praying, Ma. We love you. You did a fantastic job raising this guy. Take care of yourself. Thank you.

00:09:07 - 00:09:12 | Speaker 3:

I love you, Ma. Take care, Mojo. Enjoy that cottage cheese. I love you. Thank you.

00:09:13 - 00:09:21 | Speaker 5:

Thank you, beautiful. I love you. Hold on a second here. Is it Jonna or John? Who is this? Yes.

00:09:21 - 00:09:58 | Speaker 1:

it's jonna jonna what's going on hey first time long time uh so my mom has this long-standing trend of just tracking my wheelchair location and i'm 27 years old and no matter what time i stay out late till she'll be calling me or texting me saying on a school night is what she calls it i'm at work i've been out of school for like six years now yes and she'll be like why aren't you home the other day i was out to eat with my co-workers and she was like it's nine o'clock why aren't you in bed

00:10:00 - 00:10:13 | Speaker 4:

I love it. It's your mom. She can do it. She can still do it. You know what? It's good for her to do that because you shouldn't be out on a school night like that. You need to get to bed.

00:10:15 - 00:10:16 | Speaker 8:

Yeah, right. Exactly.

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Jonna, tell mom we said hi. Play this podcast for her that you were on the radio today. What's up, Michael? How are you doing?

00:10:23 - 00:10:24 | Speaker 7:

I'm good. How are you guys this morning?

00:10:24 - 00:10:26 | Speaker 4:

We're doing okay. How great is Kev's mom?

00:10:28 - 00:10:36 | Speaker 7:

Kev's mom is great. I love the comparisons of how all of us got beat as a child. Mine was Italian, so mine was the wooden spoon as well.

00:10:37 - 00:10:39 | Speaker 4:

Does your mom still check up on you?

00:10:41 - 00:11:09 | Speaker 7:

She does. My comment on this subject was I'm about to turn 30 later this year, and in my life I've not had a lot of long-term girlfriends, but a lot of short. But whenever I do have one that lasts longer than, like, three months, And my mom lectures me, since I don't have any kids yet, about, you know, how it works and to not accidentally have one. Like, I'm not almost dirty. I know how that works. She gives you the talking.

00:11:10 - 00:11:22 | Speaker 4:

I like it. She makes sure you wrap it up, right? Exactly. I love it. What's your mom's name? Amory. Hello, beautiful lady. Is she from the east side, too? Is she an east side Italian?

00:11:24 - 00:11:34 | Speaker 7:

Well, I'm from New York City originally. Okay. That's way east side. yeah yeah yeah exactly ladies side all the way to the oceans fantastic man thanks michael what's

00:11:34 - 00:12:02 | Speaker 8:

going on uh mike or shannon what's up shannon hi hi hi so i am 31 and we went out the other day and i was wearing a sweatshirt and i forgot to put on a bra oh boy um my mom was like what is wrong with you. You're old enough and blah, blah, blah. I'm like, Mom, I don't want to wear one. I don't need to with a sweatshirt.

00:12:02 - 00:12:06 | Speaker 4:

She's going to tell you about all those perverted boys that are going to be looking at you.

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That's what she's going to be saying. One of them

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sitting across from me. Her name is Shannon. Shannon on the phone. Shannon Braless Shannon on the phone here. Perky personality. Oh, stop it.

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You are obsessed with ****.

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What's going on, Morgan? Hi.

00:12:30 - 00:12:31 | Speaker 9:

Hi. How are y'all this morning?

00:12:32 - 00:12:36 | Speaker 4:

Good morning. By the way, Kevin is not here right now. His mom just sent him up to his room. What's going on?

00:12:40 - 00:12:53 | Speaker 9:

So I don't have anything recent, but when I was in high school, I was 16 going to my first homecoming, and I dumped my boyfriend at homecoming, and when I came home, my mom beat me with a wire hanger because I left him. Oh, my.

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no more wire hangers that was a mommy dearest yes by the way the mood just changed

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