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Kev's Petty Neighbors
Mojo In The Morning

Kev's Petty Neighbors

from Mojo In The Morning

July 15, 2025 | 00:07:13 | Leisure

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when i uh saw the pictures from last week of uh bianca and zach hanging out in front of your apartment to wake you up to get you uh into work yeah i looked at your apartment i go that's a

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nice looking apartment your apartment is so nice it's pretty nice i appreciate it and the neighbors

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seem like they take care of things around there too yeah everybody has a cute little doormat

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flowers well they did they i wonder so i didn't see the video i probably need to go back and watch because i wonder if they showed these particular neighbors that are a little left of me okay and uh i don't know if you guys have neighbors that are petty or neighbors that are competitive with each other does that ever happen like in your neighborhood whether it's your lawn or maybe the christmas lights you got people that like go above and beyond oh they're competitive i would say more than anything competitive bro and i have some competitive neighbors oh yeah i feel like it started in the winter time with like christmas reefs for some reason it was like okay that's a nice reef and then i saw another nice reef then i came the next day and the first nice reef had gotten nicer oh and then the second nice reef have gotten nicer how do you say reef reef i love you Like reefer, but without the ur on there, it's a reef. It's R-E-E-F, not W-R-E-A. Okay, I got you. No, that's a reef. So now the summertime, the seasons have changed, but the competition hasn't. And they went away with the Christmas, excuse me, they went away with the Christmas reefs. And one neighbor just took the reef off. The other neighbor changed their reef into like a summer reef.

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Oh, yes.

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And they started doing like, this is the first time I'm seeing this. They started putting like beach items on there. It was like a little sticky of a lady in like a bikini. And then one had like a little sand and one had a little wave. And all of a sudden, the other neighbor comes with a sunflower reef. I didn't know you could do that. Then it moved to pots. One neighbor had one pot outside. Then another neighbor got a pot. Now it's like a whole walkway is filled with pots. Where it's like four pots on this side, four pots on that side. It's looking like Jumanji out there with all the trees growing and all of this. What do you have in front of yours? I don't have anything.

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Yours is just the cricket doormat. Is that you?

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I don't even have a doormat on my way. Come as you are. We got to figure something out for you then. Then we all have to help.

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Okay, so this is what I love doing. I will come and decorate your entrance for you.

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My whole front door? Yeah. Seriously, like in Christmas time too, we should get the people that do the decorations here at the radio station. Oh, Pink Pro. Pink Pro. They're the best, Jeremy and Chen. Have them decorate your door. Like make it look like a package with wrapping paper and stuff on it. Low key. I like that. See, then everybody's going to know where I live at though. My favorite is those neighborhoods, not that are like the Christmas neighborhoods, but the neighborhoods like you say that are the competitive neighborhoods. Like, I like that. Like, now it's turned into Halloween where everybody's got those skeletons. Everybody's, you know, got stuff.

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I feel like I feel like this is me. Is it? And I didn't even realize it until. You're the neighbor? Well, I like to have the cutest porch. And you said Halloween. And I always try to be like one of the favorite Halloween houses for trick or treating. So I do the big balloon arch that the kids can take pictures. under every year on my porch and stuff like that.

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Is there a neighbor in the neighborhood that you feel like competes with you? I mean, there are

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some neighbors in the neighborhood that really, really do it up. Yeah, like Pinterest where they do it up.

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And are there any neighbors

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that... And inside, I'm like, damn. I gotta get to it. Are there any tacky neighbors,

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Shannon? Any neighbors? Oh, yeah.

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We have one house in our neighborhood. And if you listen, I'm sorry, because I'm sure you're, I don't know. You sound like a nice person, but you're tacky. Well, her entire house is pink and purple. And anytime there is an opportunity to do lights, so Halloween, Valentine's Day, Christmas, she does hot pink lights. All of her lawn decorations, and she's got a lot of them, are pink. She has like a pink theme for her house, but the shutters are purple.

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See, you got to have a theme, bro. I don't like going past the houses where it just, it literally looked like Halloween threw up in your front lawn. Like, it's no consistency. Well, this is year-round. Just throwing it everywhere.

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Everywhere? Well, her house is painted pink.

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That's crazy. Man, a pink house, by the way.

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What are we doing?

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That's like, I don't know.

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She got cats? That's a cat lady thing. I don't know. I don't know who lives there.

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There used to be a house that was off of Pine Lake, and it was, it looked like the Smurfs' house. It literally looked like it had the roof that looked like the Smurfs' house. Remember the Smurfs' house where it looks like a mushroom, you know? Okay, okay. And it was blue like the Smurfs' house had a white roof and stuff. And it was one of those houses. Luke used to love driving by that house to look at it. And all I kept thinking to myself was, can you imagine the neighbor? You're the neighbor and you have to look at that all the time. No offense to that person whose house that is. They're the pink house. but um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 you know there are companies now that will come out and do this

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for you i mean i'm sure people pay a lot of money to have like they'll come out and do your flower pots on your porch and they make them these beautiful over-the-top things or they'll come out and put all the pumpkins cascading down your front steps for you some people get

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pink pro don't they do other than just christmas pink well pink pro does holiday lights and i use

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them i truly love them but they they do other things but they do like window cleaning and

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gutter cleaning they don't do okay like porch pots what's up how you doing darren hey what's

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up guys morning morning have you guys heard of tilson street oh yeah oh yeah tilson street's

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the deal at christmas time yeah i mean we're at halloween that's a that's a great place what is that i've never been tillson street it's it's uh it's all it's basically the halloween headquarters

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for for homes yes and now the other streets like down like the next few blocks are even starting to compete with them too and trying to get all that stuff up and make it look like that whole block version is going to be all halloween central i mean you know it if you live on

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tillson street that that's exactly what what you got to do the problem is if you like moved in that neighborhood without realizing it that you got people non-stop in front of your house like i hate i hate when i have slow cars that are driving down the street looking for the address to try to drop off a door dash because i feel like they're they're spying on me you know or casing

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the house honestly i would love to live down like kilson just to do that like i've always wanted to always went to it every year yeah if i could i totally would yeah totally it would be awesome

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Thanks, Darren. Appreciate it. What's up, Katie? Hi.

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Hi.

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What's happening?

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Hi. How are you?

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Good. What's going on?

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I have a neighbor, and every month or two, they think their house a different shade of purple.

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Oh, my God.

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Every month? Yes. I drove past it almost every other month, and it's a different shade of purple, their shed, their roof, everything. That's expensive and very time-consuming.

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Yeah, that seems a little much, doesn't it?

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Yes.

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Wow. Wow, that's amazing. Every other month, they're painting their house. If those people are listening, can you tell me who your painter is? Because I just need to paint mine, like, once every 10 years.

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