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first off i'm wondering why you have this there but uh here's an explanation josiah

saw something he probably shouldn't have seen i know man add it to the list right josiah sees a lot of stuff he shouldn't see especially for me but this in particular it's like i heard him see it before i actually found out what he saw so i'm in the car i'm driving josiah and all of a sudden I can hear him in the back. And by the way, Shannon, we started listening to like killer podcasts and stuff because you said you do that with the kids. Oh, like crime junkies and Dateline.

Right.

So that's the mood. Just to put you like in the mind frame of where I am. I'm quiet. The car is kind of quiet. We're listening to this stuff. And all of a sudden I hear Josiah go, massage, chest, doggy, two minutes. I turn around. I'm like, what are you talking about? I turn around. He's holding a packet of sex dice. Like dice that you can shake up, throw, and I guess whatever it lands on, that's the act that you and your partner do.

What do you mean that you guess? You have them.

You own them. I mean, wait, wait, why are you? Yeah, but I didn't think about that. When I hear them, that's like the last thing that's on my mind. Why are they in your car? Well, here's the thing, though. You guys know I'm a low-key hoarder. So I don't know if you remember back in Farmington, we had that sex therapist lady send us a bunch of stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, you took them? Of course I did. You didn't take anything? I'm not going to say that. Okay, I did. So yours are in your drawer. Bye. Mine are in the backseat, apparently, and Josiah found him. I'm like, bruh. Just to hear him say, like, two minutes, massage? I'm like, bruh, what is this kid doing right now? We got to see if they found a missing girl. Put the dice up.

It was always so funny to me to find something of my parents that was, like, kind of naughty, you know? Like, I think my dad had dice. Like, they weren't sex dice. Like, they weren't positions, but it was, like, naughty words or something. and I remember learning all like the bad words from finding this in his like basement you know

I found my dad's playboys that was mine yeah my dad had playboys that was pretty much all the sexual stuff that might I think my dad I don't know if my mom and dad had an unbelievable sex life together I think my dad because it was in the basement in his office in the basement I think that was his masturbation room I do did he have a comfortable chair I think he did he had one of those ones that reclines like an office chair at the recline you know looking around is there any uh like socks laying around here or something um go back to you and your dice yeah in the day so josiah is reading this does he know that this is what it's all about he's a he's knowledgeable enough he's a middle school kid exactly he's officially

a middle schooler yeah oh my god and i believe i don't remember the exact packaging but i believe it probably says sex dice and these aren't just words like there are pictures above the word yeah So when you see Doggy, it's like two stick figures in a certain position. Oh, really? So it's not just a dog. Exactly. Yes, it's not a Rottweiler.

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would like to know um have you ever caught or saw your parents stuff like you know when you're a kid like you you know you got in and found out that your mom and dad liked uh to be tied up or something and then secondly have you uh ever had your kids mistakenly see your stuff or grab something that

was yours yeah this is the first time that's ever happened yeah hopefully the last time uh text is

also 95500 and remember when you do text the show if you got a good comment we will call you up and please answer your phone and also tell us if you do say yeah I'll go on the air with you tell us if you're a first time long time we'd love to uh you know get a chance to talk to you uh my favorite

story related to this was a girlfriend of mine had her vibrator on her bedside table and her youngest son she has three boys and her youngest youngest son found it and came up to her and asked her what it was and she's like in the moment as parents you know this you you we are so skilled at coming up with lies like on the fly and she was like oh it's daddy's beard massager so that's what it became in the house was the beard massager

uh i'm like that was the most random explanation ever but it worked

by the way i don't have the sound of what i was thinking but what's going on alan how you doing

good so i've never had my kids find anything but i did have my son ask me do you know what a wisconsin blow dryer is oh no i don't even know what that is so have you guys ever seen the videos on facebook of the guy working out and said On Tuesday, we do arms and everything.

I think I've seen those. No, I do. And show him that. Oh, my gosh. Okay, so how did you respond to that? Did you have to go do a little chat GPT on that?

I had to have a little chat with him and inform his mother of what his older brother was showing him.

Oh, wow. You know what's funny now? Now with the Internet being so widely popular, everybody being on the Internet and now chat GPT, Can you imagine what these kids are learning and knowing? These kids are going to be sexperts.

The definition of Wisconsin blow dryer will literally blow your mind.

I cannot say that. You can say the name because obviously people in Wisconsin own blow dryers. What's going on, Sydney? How you doing?

It's a fun state.

Oh, man, I'm good. How are you?

Good. We're talking about how Kev's son found his sex dice. What did you have to add to this?

Yeah, it's so funny that you bring this up on the radio today because I was actually just thinking about it. When I was younger, like 10, my dad used to record me playing basketball. So one day I picked up the video camera to look back at my games and found my parents' sex tape.

Oh, no. Are you serious? They're highlights instead of your own.

It would never be okay.

It was terrible, yeah. So, like, one of them walks in, drops the towel. I was like, that's enough. I'm done. Okay. Oh, my gosh.

I know you were worried about your own performance, but I was theirs.

He's got a better left hand than him. Oh, my God. Can you imagine? That was the problem with videotapes. You didn't know which videotape was which videotape. Or this was one. It was not a sex tape. But I remember popping in a VHS tape, popping it in there. And my brother had tried to tape a porn. Oh, my God. So all of a sudden, you're watching the videotape, and you're like, okay, oh, my God, look at this. What's going on? What's going on, Logan? How you doing? Hey, good morning, guys. Good morning, buddy. How are you? What did you find of your dad's?

Dude, I found my dad's DVD when I was, like, 10, and the name of it was Toys for Twats.

Oh! Oh, my God.

I remember the name.

Wow. It's like a Christmas charity. Where did your dad keep his sex DVDs?

You know what's even worse is it was out of the case, and I can't remember exactly where I found it, but I think it was just on a dresser or something.

Oh, he just got done watching this.

It was still warm. Michelle, what's happening? How you doing? Hey, Michelle. Good morning. How are you? Good morning. Michelle, your son found something that he shouldn't have found?

Yeah, so he's 24, and me and my fiancé, we were getting ready to leave to go camping this past weekend, and we had a little quickie before we went, and I didn't realize he left one of our little...

sex toys out on my nightstand right next to the bed and I told my son because he was going to have a friend stay the night I said well you can let him sleep in your room and you can sleep in my bed you know it's got clean sheets everything is good I didn't even realize until we came home on Sundays that the lube was out and our little sex toy was out on my nightstand

oh no

and I was mortified and I was like oh my god I'm like I'm like he didn't say nothing to me of course you know he's 24

You know, I think you ignore it. I think you just totally ignore it. But can you imagine, it doesn't make a difference how old he is. At 24 years old, you don't want to find your mom's lube. Like, that's just not something that I want to have happen to me. What's going on, Lauren? How are you?

Hi, first time, long time. Hey, Lauren, I'm the first. What's up? Oh, my God, I love you guys. Oh, we love you. I love you, too. I love you, too. I had to call and tell you guys. My best friend, when her daughter was a toddler, went into their room, into their side table drawer, and took out my friend's nipple clamps.

Oh, no.

And was running around the house with them.

Oh, no. Running around the house. Hey, quick question for you. Yeah. Have you ever used nipple clamps? Because it doesn't seem like it would be something I would want to use.

I personally have never, but I guess my friend says it's titillating.

It's quite the thrill. I love it. Well, that's wonderful. I don't know if I'm honestly ever a person that would ever nipple clamp myself. No pain? I don't think I want that. To me, I've got to be honest with you. I don't know if I want pain. You know what I mean? It's awful. It's like getting your finger caught in a drawer. You know what I mean? Like, I'm not going to sit there and just slam my finger in a drawer. Oh, my gosh. Hold on a second. It says here, Dennis, I found a box of 20 vibrators in my mom's spare bedroom closet.

Oh, she had a collection.

Dennis, what the hell is mom doing with that many vibrators?

I'm the same thing. I'm sitting here getting out her spare bedroom so she can move one day. and I pull out this brown cardboard box and I open it and it's like a it's an entire box filled with brand new vibrators still in the plastic still in the box it was absolutely insane maybe

she sold for pure romance or something yeah did she have like a side note it's not like Mary Kay

that's crazy no because I I asked her about them and she said that she forgot that she had them so

she lies straight deal face you know what it is it's like underwear like I can't throw away old underwear. Maybe you can't throw away old vibrators. But these are brand new in the box, though. Oh, okay. Well, maybe, I don't know. These are trophies. Did she rip off a Lover's Lane or something? Maybe she wanted by the law. That's a band. That's crazy.

Selling them on eBay, maybe. Yeah, that's kind of nuts.

Oh, man. Oh, this is a great one. Hold on. I've got to end with this one. Ashley.

Good morning.

Good morning. Ashley's is more embarrassing than ever. Ashley, what happened?

oh my daughter she's three she has a habit of taking her special things and putting them in her backpack before school and my husband and i he had to work day shift so we had you know had a little quickie i left my vibrator on my nightstand not really thinking anything of it and then at the daycare she you know packed her little backpack up i picked her up at the end of the day the teacher was like oh i just tossed her name on the inside of her backpack i was like oh okay you know forgot that i didn't label it but i got home and i'm looking at the stuff in her backpack and there's our pink vibrator oh my god i was like oh my gosh that's the best show and tell i was like i'm gonna make sure i check your backpack from now on could you not look at her

daycare uh person ever in the eyes after that no i was like you know what it's gonna be one of the

things we just choose not to discuss ever that's fantastic hey it's bubble wallace from 23 11

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