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Kick Out The Android Users!
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Kick Out The Android Users!

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March 7, 2023 | 00:11:10 | Leisure

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mojo in the morning show thank you for listening to the home of the phone scams the war of the roses and the dirty on the third day love love love our listeners we love you so much for always checking in with us uh through phone calls at 844 mojo live that's 844-665-6548 or you can text us at 95500 and we like everybody to text us except for my friend mark okay we're gonna keep mark out of our text chain here and the reason why we're gonna keep mark out because mark is now banned from text and i'm gonna explain why he's banned from our text but i'm gonna ban him from ever texting us here even at the radio station and the reason why mark has an android and every time that we group text and there's about i don't know it's myself my wife our friends uh uh britney and john and then Mark and Jody and they were in the text and every time that we text because he's the lone Android user the text responses come up in that horrible green and whenever you try to send videos the videos look like little dots and you can't see the videos the size of your pinky finger can somebody please explain something to me why do people have android i mean come on just explain this to me every time i ask them they uh they say the pixels

00:04:00 - 00:04:49 | Speaker 6:

the cameras that's the only reason they are amazing no but it's so annoying ashley hafner you know i'm talking to you oh my god and then sometimes it's like you can't even send you like you can't send pictures and video at the same time there's some like weird thing with that if there's an android user in the group text like if you're trying to send a whole bunch of stuff Yeah, you can't rename it. You can't put a photo as your group photo. You know what else, Megan? If somebody likes your text or another text, it shows up as Andrea liked and then the whole text. Right. And then Jackie liked and then the whole text. It doesn't just show up as like the little thumbs up or the little heart. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. It's a whole separate text.

00:04:49 - 00:04:52 | Speaker 3:

All I'm going to say is this. I'm going to say.

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Unacceptable.

00:04:53 - 00:05:02 | Speaker 3:

we just here's the thing if you have an android so be it have a second phone for all the group techs that we're going to be doing with each other.

00:05:02 - 00:05:14 | Speaker 5:

Now, Android users think they're better than everybody else because it's customizable, and everybody who has iPhones are just basic bitches. No, y'all just think you're better than yours. Yes, exactly.

00:05:14 - 00:05:19 | Speaker 6:

Although whenever somebody takes a picture with an Android, I'm like, ooh. Send it to me. Can we use yours?

00:05:20 - 00:05:32 | Speaker 2:

As a photographer, I can tell you that they have great cameras, but the functionality of it, it just negates any advantage because it's so frustrating to do anything with. those photos when you're talking to people that aren't on the same platform.

00:05:32 - 00:05:39 | Speaker 5:

Also, we're all filtering the photos with the same filters. Who cares what quality it is? We're all degrading it at the same time.

00:05:39 - 00:05:45 | Speaker 2:

Some of us aren't just taking selfies all day, Megan. Whatever. Oh, you think you're better than me? That's Android behavior right there.

00:05:48 - 00:06:52 | Speaker 3:

Is there somebody that you know that is like almost perfect, like literally 99.9% perfect, but then they pull out an Android and you're like, you could have been 100. You could have been 100% perfect. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. I actually put our latest text change that we had with each other. John and Brittany were trying to share a video, and when they were sending the video, the video came up as little dots. And the greatest is John's wife, or I'm sorry, Mark's wife, Jody, actually said, I can hardly see these videos. You can't. And it was Brittany, her mom, that jumped back with the Android. That's the reason why. But I don't know. Why is it? How could it be that your wife, your daughter, your son-in-law, your best friends have iPhones, and you're the only one with an Android? I mean, on the family, you've got to be on the same plan. Did you get talked into buying it when you were at the AT&T store or something? Yeah, the family situation. The family plan.

00:06:52 - 00:07:07 | Speaker 2:

You've got to all have the same phone. I mean, this is ridiculous to try. I have people at work here that I'm trying to, like, send them videos for business for us, for, like, advertisers. And they're like, it keeps coming through with a little tiny one. I'm like, because you have an Android, it won't send, you know?

00:07:08 - 00:07:38 | Speaker 3:

Is there a thing? There must be a thing. Call us up if you are a cell phone store worker and tell us. You must get extra money from the Android companies. T-Mobile, or not T-Mobile. Who makes the Androids? Samsung? Samsung, yeah. Samsung. See, I don't even know the name of the company that makes them. That just shows you how bad it is. They must pay extra to those people to push them. They must have to say to you. Because iPhone sells itself, doesn't it? I mean, I think it does.

00:07:38 - 00:07:47 | Speaker 6:

Literally, my phone. Can you hear my phone buzzing over here? It's all my friends who have Androids going, Android for life. I feel attacked. Then buy me an iPhone.

00:07:47 - 00:07:53 | Speaker 3:

You might as well have a Palm Pilot, guys. Or a BlackBerry. No.

00:07:53 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 5:

You know what phone needs to come back? The sidekick. Oh, my gosh. I wanted one of those so bad. That's the only acceptable. If you're walking around in these streets with an iPhone, a Razr or a sidekick, that's acceptable. Everything else, unacceptable.

00:08:09 - 00:08:11 | Speaker 3:

Summer, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

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What's up? I'm actually calling you off the Android.

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Oh, my God. That's it. Good. You use it just for phone calls. I like that.

00:08:20 - 00:08:29 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, and the camera. Yeah, so I bought the S22 before they came out with a new one or whatever for the camera. I literally take pictures of the moon all the time, and I was sick of the iPhone.

00:08:29 - 00:08:32 | Speaker 3:

The moon? Do you take pictures of the nude? Is that what you said?

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Oh, my gosh, the moon. Oh, the moon.

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She said the nude.

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The iPhone, when you zoom in, it looks like a blob of nothing, and everybody that has Android

00:08:42 - 00:08:47 | Speaker 3:

She bought a phone just to take pictures of the moon. How many times have I taken a picture of the moon? It's a dot.

00:08:48 - 00:08:55 | Speaker 4:

I literally do. I use it for, like, backup, and people that I don't like, I give them this phone number, you know? I like that.

00:08:56 - 00:08:57 | Speaker 3:

What's going on, Jamal?

00:08:59 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 1:

Hey, how you doing, Mojo?

00:09:01 - 00:09:01 | Speaker 3:

I'm good.

00:09:01 - 00:09:02 | Speaker 1:

How you doing, everybody?

00:09:02 - 00:09:03 | Speaker 3:

We're doing good. What's happening?

00:09:04 - 00:09:58 | Speaker 1:

So me and my wife, I actually sitting here discussing it right now, and as she was hearing you guys talk about, especially Megan, talking about how Andrea uses, think they are just like the ish, she really thinks that that's the case uh but we uh we definitely had an issue uh in the beginning because anytime that i was trying to send her like funny videos or anything they come up small and she had to she had to call me to tell me that she can't really see the video because of how it came in or things like that and uh right when we got married uh my cousins and i we actually started a group chat and they noticed that our group chat messages were turning green and they were trying to figure out who it was that had to answer it so we had to exclude everybody

00:10:00 - 00:10:17 | Speaker 6:

To come out and tell everybody, like, yeah, unfortunately, that's my wife, and we may have some other culprits. Like criminals. You know who's the biggest? Lo and behold, my wife actually has two phones as we speak, and one of them is an iPhone.

00:10:19 - 00:10:23 | Speaker 9:

Thank you, by the way. Tell your wife thank you for doing that for group text purposes, right?

00:10:24 - 00:10:32 | Speaker 6:

Oh, I have been thanking her for the longest. It's so much easier to be able to text her and send her videos of her daughter and everything.

00:10:33 - 00:10:37 | Speaker 9:

I love that she's in the background there trying to explain herself in the background.

00:10:37 - 00:10:56 | Speaker 11:

I know each operating system is trying to be dominating and trying to knock the other one out, but it's still so split that you'd think they would figure out a way for them to talk to each other a little better. Because in the U.S., Apple is more widely used, but not by that much. I think it's like 58% to 42%. But worldwide, the Android is more popular.

00:10:56 - 00:11:21 | Speaker 8:

You know, she just messaged me. I don't know if she's listening right now, but Schmitty, who works at SNX here, has an Android. She's the biggest advocate for Android. She's got the newest Google phones and everything. She told me yesterday they have now, because you just mentioned this, Shannon, they have the ability to like the comments. And she thinks that's the greatest thing in the world. You can heart comments. Oh, wow. Oh, finally they got with the time.

00:11:21 - 00:11:24 | Speaker 11:

Schmitty, welcome to 2012. What?

00:11:25 - 00:11:26 | Unknown:

Wow.

00:11:26 - 00:11:40 | Speaker 9:

How you doing, Mary? It's Mojo in the Morning. And by the way, we're tongue-in-cheek, making fun of Androids. All these Android people now are texting us going, I'll never listen to you guys ever again. You're making fun of Androids. What's going on, Mary?

00:11:41 - 00:11:47 | Speaker 4:

So my ex-husband went out of his way to throw his iPhone out and get on Android so I can't locate him.

00:11:48 - 00:11:49 | Speaker 11:

Oh, that's shady. Okay, wait.

00:11:51 - 00:11:53 | Speaker 4:

So we had the Define Mind.

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Yeah.

00:11:54 - 00:11:59 | Speaker 4:

And so I would watch him everywhere he would go Because he'd be like, oh, I'm going to my guy's house But he'd be downtown somewhere

00:11:59 - 00:12:05 | Speaker 7:

Wait, there is a We need to talk to you for War of the Roses

00:12:05 - 00:12:08 | Speaker 4:

Oh no, he's my ex-husband We threw him in there

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Throw him in his phone at the door

00:12:11 - 00:12:25 | Speaker 9:

By the way See that? Android users are cheaters It's proven Thank you for the call Talk to you Bye, Jessica, what's happening? It's Mojo in the Morning

00:12:25 - 00:12:46 | Speaker 2:

hi yes i'm calling i don't know how you guys use iphones with the one button i would be lost with one button i have been an android user my whole life and i've tried to go over to an iphone and i switched back the one button what do you have a whole screen buttons we have swipes it's it's like one button it's like one home button and then like where's your guys's back button where's

00:12:46 - 00:12:51 | Speaker 11:

your guys's like close button oh my gosh do you want to do you want to like pc computer on your

00:12:51 - 00:13:19 | Speaker 2:

pocket we don't have any buttons it's just a screen i'm old they're like just because you're 36 you can't be this old tonight i don't i don't even do a computer computer is not my thing so how do you serve okay boomer i have an android that's pretty easy to use and then i have a pretty easy to use computer and then i have kids do you still have all right do you still have the

00:13:19 - 00:13:23 | Speaker 11:

Windows in your car that you have to roll up and crank with a hand crank?

00:13:23 - 00:13:25 | Speaker 2:

No, thank God I don't have that anymore.

00:13:26 - 00:13:28 | Speaker 9:

Thank you for the call. Take care of yourself.

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