So, me and a couple of my buddies, this is when I was living out of state. We were at Topless Bar one night, you know, as you do, three of us guys, and we were having a pretty good time knocking them back. And I went to the restroom, and I came back to the bar, and I couldn't find either one of my friends. So I went up, looked by the tip rail, a little bit of the couch area, couldn't find them, couldn't find them. Finally, security says, hey, they said, you've got to go. Your buddies are outside. Well, it turns out...