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you heard something so funny yesterday yes uh this is great and i thought i'm gonna bring this

up on because anytime we talk on the air about kids saying funny phrases and getting some things wrong we always hear the funniest stories from listeners so i'm hoping they'll call in again and tell us some of the things their kids mistakenly said because this is definitely one of my favorites sometimes you know your kids will tell their teachers something that happened in the family but I get a detail wrong or they'll tell other people. In my friend's case, their daughter told their whole church group on Sunday that her mom had to drive to Illinois to get fingered in person. And a lot of silence across the room. And then a correction from mom that she heard that her mom had to get fingerprinted for work. Oh, my God. Not fingered. One little mistake and a totally different meaning. So I thought, that's great. I want to hear listener stories, too, of how the kids got one little detail wrong. Because sometimes they'll say something to the teacher that requires the teacher to call home and ask more questions.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Kids say the darndest things. Did your kid ever say anything that made you laugh?

I wish I brought this story up earlier because I was thinking, I bet you the teachers have some great stories. Oh, my God. The stuff that they hear.

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Hi. So my son, he still plays hockey, but he was probably nine years old, was in the locker room with my ex-husband. And they had a big game. They were trying to get the boys all geared up to get ready. And he screams out, let's all masturbate. and my ex-husband just about fell off the floor so when i walked into the rink everyone all the parents came up and said did you hear what happened in the locker room and i'm like no and he was like talk to your son when he gets when he gets done off the ice so i asked my son who was you know eight or nine at the time like what happened Locked.

room. He goes, well, all I know is I said a word. I don't know what I said, but I was told I was never allowed to use that word again. He was trying to say let's all meditate.

Oh, no. That kind of goes hand in hand, though. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, that's great. That is hysterical. Oh, my God. By the way, maybe that is a new motivation tactic right before you take on a team. What's going on, Emily?

Hey, good morning. So whenever we clean out my kids' ears with Q-tips, we say, hey, we need to clean out your earwax. And so the other morning, one of my daughters was like, mom, I need a Q-tip. And she said, why? I said, why? And she said, well, because I have an earwax in my ear.

Earwax?

Yeah, so, you know, plural of earwax is earwax. So when you have one whack, it's earwax. Oh, yeah. I mean, that makes total sense to me.

It does. Perfect. It does.

Kids are cute. When they get past 25 and they start doing that, then they're not so cute. What's up, Dakota?

So my boyfriend and I, we just recently broke up. We've been together for a while. And so he came over to watch my kids. And my daughter told him that, you know, it's a good thing, mom, you and mom aren't together anymore because she really wants five guys. She doesn't want you as a boyfriend anymore. And I'm always telling her, like, I love Five Guys every night. She asks what I want for dinner. Yeah. And so it was so funny. I couldn't all my friends.

She doesn't want one. It's five.

Yes, no, not just one, five. Oh, it's so funny.

Your ex is wondering what's going on over there.

Yeah, no, for sure. And especially since we're separated, he's probably thinking I'm having the time of my life, and I'm really not. Like, I'm just so sad. I'm, like, smothering myself with burgers.

i love five guys what's up leah hi how are you good what's going on

oh not much um so i was sitting at the dinner table with my kids yesterday trying to feed them and my daughter kept complaining that her food was too hot i was explaining to her it wasn't and she just looked me dead in the eye and goes is somebody talking oh wow no fear and then i'm like excuse me and just then she just goes about her like as normal

like nothing happened i'm like oh my goodness wow where do you think she learned that

oh probably for me right exactly what's up sandra hi um so my youngest brother and i are 18 years apart when he was four years old he was sitting in my lap at thanksgiving and i said i ate so much I have a food baby. So he ran into the living room and told our entire family, she's pregnant. Oh, no.

Oops.

Kids, by the way, they are so literal, right? What's up, Jennifer?

Yeah, I have a pretty funny story. When I was pregnant with my youngest daughter, I was taking care of my niece. and my niece went to my doctor's appointment with me and they said that I was dilated. Well, she went to school and told her teacher that Aunt Jinjin's baby was hanging out. Oh, jeez. Yeah, the teacher called and wanted to know, of course, what was going on.

Aunt Jinjin, I could listen to you just read a McDonald's menu.

Oh, you have the sweetest voice.

Seriously. It was like, when I was pregnant, Aunt Jinjin,

Tennessee does that to you Even though I've been here 10 years The accident doesn't go away

Don't lose it, we love it That is great What's up Melissa

Hi I was hungover one day My son asked me why I wasn't feeling good And I told him I had too many The night before

Say that again We lost you at whatever it was You said you had too many

what? Oh, too many mommy sodas the night before. And so he told his teacher the next day that mommy didn't feel well because she did too much coke last night. Did the teacher say anything to you? Is that how you found out? She did. And I had to explain it, but she, she had a feeling that that's maybe what it was. I'm like, okay, I should never use that term.

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