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All right. Let me grab a couple of people here for Cush and Tell. Cush and Tell, tell us your greatest high moment and you have a chance to win. Maybe. It's too bad that radio can't accept sponsorships from any of these, you know. Dispensaries. Dispensaries. You know how much money that we would make? We would make so, our revenue at this radio station with all the people that smoke on and listen to the show. Yeah.

I feel like oftentimes when things don't happen, it's one or two reasons, morals or money. And I feel like more oftentimes it's the money over the morals. We just ain't figured out a way to cut the slice yet.

We'll take the money. Unfortunately, we are, you know, have to do FCC, and that's a federal thing. It's a legally, federally. What's up, Kelsey? Are you there?

Yeah, I'm here.

Kelsey, push and tell to win Wiz Khalifa backstage passes. Tell us your greatest high moment.

well it was when i first started smoking which was right after that movie taken came out with

liam neeson yes what does he say in that movie he's like i will get you i will find you and i

will kill you yes so um me and my friend were hanging out and her boyfriend asked us if we wanted to come over and smoke we were like yeah of course so we went over to his house and we were hanging out and we decided to do gravity bong hits with those big one gallon buckets and the two liters i don't even know what that is so you get a big one gallon bucket and you use the top of a two liter and push it down and it pushes the smoke into your mouth wow pretty much is what happened and what so what happened to you so we got really messed up and we were sitting on the couch and my friend's boyfriend had a friend come over and they went outside and they were talking and me and my friend got so paranoid we heard them talking about selling something so we had just watched and taken so we were thinking that her boyfriend and his friend were going to sell us so we ran into her boyfriend's bedroom instead of using the outdoor door which was right behind us and we went into his room and we pushed the dresser in front of his door and we were freaking out about what we're going to do what are we going to do so we're like we're going to use his laptop and we're going to try to find a way to get out so we were trying to type and we were so high we couldn't type anything so we found a Ouija board So we grabbed the Ouija board and we start using the Ouija board to try to tell us how to get out. And somehow in our brains, we thought that the Ouija board told us to tie sheets together to climb out the window. So we tied all these sheets together and tied them to the end of the bed and threw it out. And it turns out we were on the first floor. So we jumped out the window with the curtain, hit the floor, and crawled to her car and fell asleep in the back of her car. That is a nightmare.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I've acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you. I will find you. And I will kill you. He should have listened.

Y'all sure y'all was just smoking weed? Y'all on Ouija boards?

I lived in California.

So this was California grade high grades. Yeah, I bet. Got good stuff.

Oh, that's good. Well, you're in. Hold on a second. Hold on. You're eligible for this. Amy, you got to beat that. That was a good one. Hi, Amy.

Good morning.

Good morning. Tell us your cushion tell.

So it wasn't me, but back when it was still illegal, my husband had a medical card and he was growing his own. So he got the bright idea that he was going to make some brownies and he had never made brownies before, so he didn't know how much to put in it or whatever. He's just winging

it. A little Duncan Hines, Betty Crocker? What did he have?

I think it was Betty Crocker. Okay. But he made this pan of brownies, and we had us sitting out on the counter waiting to cool off, and the dog decides that she's... Oh, no.

So she

pulled the whole pan down and ate the whole pan of brownies. What did your dog do? Chocolate and pie. Well, this was December. It was December, so she laid under the Christmas tree staring at the Christmas tree lights for three days. Dang it. Laying in her seat. Oh, my God. God love her.

Oh, my God. That poor dog, that is a great one. Poor husband. That is hysterical. Valerie, last one here. Valerie Cushenthal. So far, we've got Kelsey and Amy. Let's hear Valerie.

Okay. So I was home alone. I smoked and I got really paranoid. I called 911. I was whispering to them that I thought someone was trying to break in my house. They showed up and they had a bunch of flashlights outside of the house, did a full sweep, looked around. No one was there. I was really paranoid. I watch a lot of Dateline. so i thought i was going to be in like my own episode of suburban dateline panic yeah and i couldn't even look at the police when they were talking to me and they were telling me looks like no one tried to break in and no one was there oh no and valerie you sound like a really nice lady like you sound like honestly like i'm pretty normal i think so i like look

back and i go what was i smoking i saw you on the pta did you have to explain to them

what you did or were you i think they probably figured out i was tired because i couldn't even look at them in the eyes i was just like holding my dog and looking down so i'm just like i don't

know oh my god all right so valerie there with the cops uh amy with her dog underneath the christmas tree uh staring at the tree and kelsey with the uh the the craziness of the the california kush What do you guys think? Which one do you guys like? I'm going California Kush.

Oh, see, I like Amy with the dog and the Christmas tree. I thought that was pretty good, too.

I actually liked Valerie's also. I thought Valerie's was a good one, too. Lydia, I'll let you choose. Lydia, you get to choose which one is going to be the winner this morning.

I'm going to choose the dog who ate the pot brownie. Yeah, Valerie.

That's you, Amy. Congratulations. Congrats, congrats. Congrats, Amy. How are you?

Thank you.

That dog is still alive, still with us today?

Actually, unfortunately, she passed away in 2021. Oh, unrelated events. Unrelated, right? No, not after the brownie thing. She lived for a few years after that. Oh, good.

Yeah, that would have been horrible if that was the thing. All right, hold on one second. Wiz Khalifa and DaBaby, you are now qualified to go to that show and meet Wiz Khalifa and hang out with Wiz.

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