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Lamest Weekend Ever
Mojo In The Morning

Lamest Weekend Ever

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This is Mojo in the Morning. This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo.

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Mojo. This show's up. And the Rockets red glare.

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good morning good morning good morning welcome to the mojo in the morning show hope you had a good weekend i got ahead an exciting weekend and i'm gonna tell you about coming up here in just a little bit i actually might have topped all weekends including christmas weekend with this past weekend uh first though let me tell you the week is going to start great we have tickets to go see taylor swift and ed sharon so two shows that are coming through and we got tickets and yes you get to win them just simply by listening to this radio program I'll give you the times, and I'll give you the details. Listen at 6.30 and 9.30 to text for Taylor for a chance to win just simply by texting in a word that we give you, and you could be winning those tickets. And then at 7.30, we'll be giving them away to the 95th caller at Sharon Tickets. Isn't that exciting? So get ready for that. Both tickets, good seats and good opportunities to go to shows that, I'll be honest with you, are tough to get tickets to. All right, it is Mojo in the morning show. So I hope everybody had a good weekend. I like this. Shannon is out today. It would have been a full house if she wasn't. She's not feeling well. But we have Mike and Megan in studio in Detroit with us today. The Slightly Messy Podcast.

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You like how we cheered for ourselves. Yeah, that's me.

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We have to. would it be weird if i just referred to you guys as mike and megan from the slightly messy podcast or should i refer to you guys as mike and megan because everybody knows you guys you can talk to our agent about that one oh i i understand that you guys are in town because you guys have a big uh client thing about the slightly messy podcast yeah that is

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a confidential thing that you guys have going on. Is that right? Really?

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Who are we? Yeah, I know, right? I don't think it's

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confidential, is it? I don't think so. Oh, I thought it was confidential. I thought I was heard last week that you guys said it was like this confidential thing. So you're meeting with a sponsor. Is that right?

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Yeah, we have a sponsor for our show.

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No big deal. Big shout out to The Aesthetic Method. Wait, so this person do you guys get a piece of the action?

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We get a piece of the fillers.

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You get a piece of... Oh, you gotta get some free samples there you get the service wait what kind of a what kind of a sponsor is this uh

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it's a an aesthetic place so they do everything from fillers to botox to laser treatment skin care a little bit of everything we're gonna dabble in it all you guys are uh you guys are gonna be

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is this like trade for mention is that what's going on i i that's a great question i believe it's a podcast like endorsement yeah okay so it's so it's not that you're just doing it for fillers No, no, no, no

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Your company's getting paid

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Correct And I'm also going to have a new face So it's a win-win

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And I'm doing Botox And I was told there's laughing gas

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Oh, that's awesome Yeah Oh, my God So this is a We better get some before pictures We might not recognize them later

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Yeah Wouldn't it be funny If all of a sudden You guys turn out to not look like Mike and Megan after this

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I just don't want my facial recognition To work on my phone

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That's when you know You had good fillers, right? Exactly When that happens too Well, it's nice to have you guys In the studio I don't know if you guys had a weekend like I had I had an amazing weekend And I figured that we'll start off the show this morning And I'm going to And I say this tongue-in-cheekly I want to talk to people who had literally A more mundane weekend than I did Can you top this? I went to a junior high performance of Shrek the Musical

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My favorite

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And I don't have a junior high kid

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Right? Whose was it?

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We were asked by, Chelsea and I were asked to appear, to appear. To appear. I was asked to make an appearance.

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Appearance B?

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Yes. At our nephew Daniel's Shrek the musical performance. And so we went, and we went to the matinee on Saturday afternoon at 3 o'clock. And did we have a good time? I'm going to tell you, it was so much fun. I was told by Chelsea You cannot say anything bad about it Because these kids were our kids at one time Isn't it funny when you have kids in the musical You walk out of there going Those kids were unbelievable Weren't they? And you know all the kids They're friends of your kids and stuff like that When you don't know anybody at all You're sitting in that audience like Simon Cowell

00:07:44 - 00:07:55 | Speaker 1:

Well that's a parent foul Like you're not supposed to invite Extended friends and family because we all get tortured with our own kids' events, you don't have to subject other people to that.

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Disagree.

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Oh, because I had two girls that were in dance, they were in music, they were in theater, they were in band, they were in everything. So the only person that would ever get a standing invite to those events was Grandma. Because everybody else, Grandma loves going to all those things. Everyone else, you don't want to torture neighbors and cousins and uncles.

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Well, the problem, though, is that Daniel loves Chelsea. And honestly, he could care less probably for me. And I would have looked like a bad guy if I didn't go, if I didn't attend with. So it was basically for Chelsea. Chelsea loved it. She had such a great time. She sat there all excited about the whole thing. And it was fun. I ate food from the concession stand.

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I went to the Shrek musical too. And same thing, my kid wasn't in this. Really? Oh, yeah, yeah.

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What was your reasoning for being there?

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Cecily saw, they went into Cecily's school and they did a performance or whatever to get everybody to come. So he's like, oh, I want to go. I want to go. So we're like, okay, let's go. So we went to the thing, and you're absolutely right. When you get there, you're like, these kids are good, but they're not my kids. And then we get there, so we show up, and there's people sitting in our seats. And it's like grandma and aunts, but there's no ushers at a Shrek show. So you walk in, and you're like, hey, you're in my seats. And they're like, no, we're not. You're kidding me, right? Wait, did you actually try to kick grandma out of the seats? I had to, because that was our seats.

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Did you show them that you, like you do, like if you go to a Tigers game and somebody's sitting in your seats? Yeah. Do you show them your tickets?

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Like, uh-uh. Yeah. So they wouldn't, and there's no ushers to like clarify. Right. So they wouldn't show us their seats. They're like, no, this is our seats. I'm like, no, this is our seats. And so I showed them our ticket, and they're like, no, no, no, we're not getting up.

00:09:43 - 00:09:47 | Speaker 1:

What if their kids were like the lead in the show, and you didn't even have a kid in the show?

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So where did you sit?

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Because the show I went to was sold out. We sat like right in the middle. We got seats early.

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Oh, you got, okay. So you guys got, so you took somebody else's seats?

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Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Absolutely.

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844 Mojo Live 844-665-6548 If you had a weekend That was more exciting than Mike and I had I don't know if you can And KP don't give me it I looked at your social media last night You and your girlfriend looking all purdy At the big show The concert with Future

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My friend could have had a better night too She hasn't gone to a concert in like four years Brought her to big show She ended up getting leveled by security Because some guy tried to get through to the pit, and the security guy ran into this dude at full force and took Sam with him. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. She was just collateral damage. Where did my friend go?

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Did you have a concussion or something? Those guys are big.

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Her knees are all jacked up.

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Oh, she actually fell to the ground?

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Yeah. Oh, yeah. She went with him. Wow. It was wild. That whole show was wild. It was fun, but it was crazy.

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By the way, KP, when I came in this morning, says to me, she goes, Hey can you smell anything on me And I said no And she goes I think I smell like the big show last night

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You smell me right now It is ridiculous Every time I smell my hair I'm like wow Oh my god Bring your hair over here

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Anytime you go to any concerts nowadays It seems like man you smell like Actually Mike Did it smell like that at the Shrek the musical

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It smelled like grandma's perfume

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What would you choose, Mojo? Going to a kid's musical That's not your kid Or a radio station concert That's not your radio station That's true

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Honestly, I'd rather go to the Shrek the musical

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I really would Parking's cheaper

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Yeah, parking's cheaper And it's a little closer to home The middle school's right down the street I don't have to go fight traffic And go do a big parking lot thing Alright, Mojo in the morning 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 is our telephone number it was uh it was fun it was you know what the the kids and mike you probably experienced this too these kids man they put themselves out there i don't know how they remember lines and you know and songs and they're singing like these uh which by the way shrek i loved shrek like that was one of my favorites and they did such a good job and it was pretty dead on and i was i was actually a little bit bummed at one point though they they during the matinee they don't do an intermission i needed an intermission they didn't do intermission they didn't do it at this one because it was matinee but i needed an intermission bad because i was going to try to convince all the family members that we were there that the show was over with but it didn't go over very well so um megan you got the dirty this morning and we had a lot of dirty is it today what would you consider it a busy day or not so busy day how is it god it is

00:12:44 - 00:12:51 | Speaker 5:

a very very busy day yeah yeah so i can't wait for you to complain about everything and i won't It's so much fun. I don't complain.

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Super Bowl set. We're excited about that. I know, Spike, you're really excited about that. Your Eagles are in the Super Bowl. What's going on, Dylan? Hi. Hi. How are you? Can you top our weekend that Mike and I had?

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Saturday night, me and my family went to bingo at our local YMCA. You topped it. Wow. Really? I think, yeah, I think me and my sister-in-law were probably about the youngest people there by about 40 years.

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You don't have to call in and brag. Not all of us can live that rock star lifestyle.

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Did you guys win anything?

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Not this week. We also won last weekend, and my wife and mother-in-law won, but we didn't win anything this weekend.

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Years ago, I went to our church's, our parish's bingo that they had, a bingo night. And I'm not lying to you Those people know how to party Like I swear to you This was probably before Yetis Were as big as they are right now Where now everybody has them There's like a lady I guarantee you with a flask You know Hell yeah Sneaking in some church wine Hell yeah Into the bingo hall So Cool Dylan Thank you so much I appreciate it

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Alright thanks Have a good day

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Alright take care of yourself How don't they serve booze at Shrek Like why don't they have booze at those Well it's interesting because our school is a Catholic school and they do Oktoberfest and it is a total, like, honestly, drunk fest. Everybody goes crazy and basically the priests turn you over and start shaking the cash out of your pockets and nobody cares because they're all drunk. I don't understand why they don't serve drinks at these school events. It would be honestly the greatest thing ever. Even honestly, if you just said, all right, it's well wine and draft. I don't know, you know?

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I still remember grade school, going to Catholic school, and every event was alcohol-themed. Everything surrounded itself with alcohol. And I remember even the Christmas charity, they would auction off. They would have a raffle to auction off bottles of booze. And I'm thinking, even in the third grade, I was so aware of my dad looking for the...

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cheapest bottle in his cabinet to donate for the for the charity and then he would go and just win a bunch of other bottles back yeah and i'm like this was the stupidest thing why don't we just all go to the liquor store and buy a bottle for one third the price can you imagine with uh

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nowadays it being legal to have marijuana here if all of a sudden it turns into one of those

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