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We're going to do a contest here right now. And the contest is going to be called Last Night. I want you to call us up at 844-MOJO-LIVE. And everybody can participate in this contest. If you are live right now and you had a night last night, you can participate. The thing, though, is you're going to have to have a good one and you're going to have to sound good doing it.

So be a good storyteller. Whatever it is that happened to you.

But you have to do it this way. When I say, hey, what did you do last night? You have to sing it as your Morgan Wallen. So I'll give you an example. All right? Here's the prime example. Last night I went golfing. Then the big storm came around and it knocked me in. I ate salmon and vegetables. Wait, I'm as bad as the pescetarian. Last night. All right, so that was mine. It wasn't very interesting. It wasn't very interesting last night. All right. Let me hear your guys' last night.

You just heard mine.

Well, I want to hear it again. I want to hear you singing it now, talking about you and Wes and your little soiree. Ready? Yeah. Here we go.

There were no kids in my house, so I took my clothes off and I got naked with my husband. And then I saw my stepson coming down the street, but we didn't care and we finished it anyway.

That was very good, Shannon. All right. Hold on. Anna, are you going to do the fire alarm? Are you got the fire alarm thing? No, I got something else. Oh, all right. All right. Here we go. Ready? And let us know.

I had a moment of weakness And I saw the mama's boy That I said I was done with No regrets, though Oh, man, I love it

Wait, a second I knew it We are getting an update on this

I know, I like that Okay, did you go to his place?

No regrets because, like, stuff happened? Stuff might have happened

Oh! Let's squash the Kev rumors I like that Okay.

Zach's turn.

Zach just walked in the studio. Lydia and Bianca, after you get me some people here on the phone lines, we're going to get ourselves a good one here. All right. Here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Zach Martin, the head of podcasting for Mojo in the Morning.

Last night, I took a massive crap. I think it was Taco Bell. It came out fast as hell. It came out, baby, baby, it was the Taco Bell. But then I thought it was the blueberry on the shelf

So good Organic blueberries on that list

Alright, I bet you Bianca's is going to be She hung out with Bryce How much do you want to bet? She hung out with Bryce

so it's gonna be good yeah it's a bianca hanging out with bryce are you ready bianca yep here we go

i hung out with my man then i had to cook some food because he does in cans i don't know what i'm saying but i made some dinner and i'm gonna eat it today that was so lame that was good no that was so bad no that was that was so bad i just meal prep yesterday i didn't do anything else Okay, no, that's, listen. Good for you.

Zach pooped out Taco Bell and blueberries. Yep. Lydia. Lydia, are you ready, Lydia?

Yeah, sure.

Here we go, Lydia.

I baked a loaf of bread, and then I went to bed and woke up again and made another one. There's two sitting in the fridge, because I have a pop-up on Sunday. But my mama's probably gonna be the one that supports me anyway.

All right, Lydia, I want to rifle through a bunch of listeners. Okay, can you do that? Yeah, let's do it. Let's get a bunch of listeners on here right now. I'm going to start with Tina. Tina from Forest Creek. Are you there, Tina? I'm here. Tina, I want to hear what you did last night. Are you ready?

I'm ready.

Here we go.

I had the kids juice out. The parents had the alcohol, and we watched them swim all day. We had a party just watching them make our house torn apart. And it was the best day ever. So grateful for it. Oh, I love it. Oh, I love it.

Wait, who's got the pool? Who's got the action there?

We have the pool. We have the pool and the alcohol. Of course, the kids juice. We got to be invited to Forest Creek. That's my nephew.

Oh, hey, what's going on? Hey, invite us next time. Hold on one second. That's a good one. I like it. Lindsey's up next. Lindsey from Sterling Heights, are you there?

Yeah, I'm here.

This is from Morgan Wallen Tickets. Are you ready?

I'm so ready.

Here we go.

Last night I worked as an RN. I had to run around the room to watch the P go again. He tried to aim it right at me and my friend But I need these tickets to take her out again

That was a great one Where are you a nurse?

And I did miss the pee I'm in the neurology unit down at Henry Ford Moraw We love our Henry Ford

And we love our nurses We love you guys Hold on one second That's a good one Okay Alright so far Pool party Nurse getting peed on let's see what lena's got for us lena from jackson what's up hey guys i went to home depot

no no no no no my chicken soup no oh no it's good it's good lena i'm great how are you guys

we're fantastic lena you can't just tell us you gotta sing it are you ready

here i am ready here we go I went to Home Depot. I went to buy the things I needed for my new chicken coop. I bought the chicken wire and the boards and the two-by-fours. But when we loaded it into the truck, I dropped it. And my husband said, you shouldn't do that. I looked at him. He knew that look meant he was gone. Now I need to go see Morgan Wallen because I'm literally mad because my chicken coop is ruined. That was incredible.

That was very impressive. I mean, we got a second verse out of Lena. That was so good, Lena. Hang on one second, okay?

I can keep going, man. No problem.

All right, hold on. Maybe one more or two more, and then we pick a winner. All right, Samantha. Samantha from Westland. What's happening?

Hey, how you doing?

Samantha, I am so excited for this Morgan Wallen concert. I don't know how excited you are. Are you excited about it?

I'm super excited. I'm super excited, yeah.

I'm going to be singing like a maniac. Are you wanting to be there?

Yeah, I'll have no voice. I'll have no voice. You better find somebody to pick up for you the next day. You won't have a voice either.

Believe me, I'm going to at least have Saturday and Sunday to rest up because I'm going to the Friday show. Here we go. We want to send you two. Want to know what you did last night?

We were arguing. We got so many kids. They're driving us crazy. We really need to have some fun Mojo, I hope I won Let me get the tickets please To go see Morgan Wallen Last night was crazy

I want to know what you were arguing about What were you guys arguing about?

Oh, I don't think you guys have time for this Okay?

Is it a bad one?

I don't think you guys have time for that story

Did we apologize or have any

Yeah, we're good It'd be better if I called

I called him and told him that we won some Morgan Wallen tickets, I'll tell you that.

We need makeup sex going on here, Samantha.

Yeah, we do.

I need a guy named Mohamed to try this. Like, literally, first off, the idea that Mohamed wants to go to see Morgan Wallen really interests me. What's up, Mohamed?

Hey, how's it going?

Good morning.

Give it up for Dearborn in the house.

Hey.

Yes, sir. Let's find out what Mohamed did last night.

Last night.

We let the pizza talk Ordered a large set in my bed Ate it to myself Put on a movie Ended up falling asleep Woke up the next morning Put on 95.5 in my Jeep Yeah!

That was good

Oh, Muhammad's a legend I love you, buddy I like this Who do you take into Morgan Wallen If you win these tickets?

You know, I just started talking to some new girls So why not ask her?

That lucky woman.

You know what? That would be a great date. Morgan Wallen. Hold on a second. One last one. I'm having too much fun with this one. I may not stop. I may have to go the entire show, the rest of the show with everybody's last nights. Tiffany from Waterford on with us right now. Tiffany, what's going on, Tiffany?

Not much. What's going on with you?

Tiffany, I am having so much fun. I want you to know it's summertime. We got good weather today. and we got a big concert this Friday. Are you ready?

I am.

All right. I want to know what you did last night.

Last night.

My ex-husband called. He was in a foul mood and he needed to talk. I showed up and tried to soothe him. Ended up in his bed and it regretted so bad.

Hold on a second. Wait a second. Your husband?

Tiffany, wait a minute.

Her ex-husband. What did she do? You did what?

My ex-husband called, and he had been drinking and was, like, in a really sad mood and talking crazy. And he wanted to talk, so I went over there. And, yeah, we had some pity sex. Oh.

Wow. You're a dirty girl.

Now, if you win, would you be taking him?

Hell no.

all right which one's winning guys which one's going which one do you like i actually really like tiffany from waterford tiffany the last one from waterford all right last one i i see mine was uh samantha the the one that just kind of gave me like she gave from westland versus yes yeah samantha was the one right we weren't you samantha the gave me a second verse yeah okay hold on one second so i like samantha so we got two for tiffany one for samantha what do you got zach oh man um i like muhammad to be honest hey muhammad he actually tried to rhyme it you got a vote from zach muhammad hold on one second okay all right hold on uh bianca who do you have bianca had to stop up for a second oh okay then you vote for two lydia well then i'll

do one vote for tiffany one vote for muhammad oh okay so that means that tiffany's the winner

because Tiffany got more wins.

Tiffany from Waterburn. That's for the win.

Congratulations to you, Tiffany.

Thank you.

Thank you. Congrats to you. We're going to set you up with the tickets. You got them.

I've never won anything.

You're going to see Morgan Wallen, and you're going to also have the police after you because it sounds to me like you got some police sirens going on there. Is everything okay? yeah just driving down telegraph okay you're a winner congratulations to you morgan wall and tickets by the way you are the uh ex-wife every guy should have the fact that he comes over crying and you basically gave gave up the gooch that's amazing seriously applause it's amazing hang on the phone for a second okay what's going on everyone it's bluff here and you

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