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A secret was revealed yesterday to her husband. Actually, I'm surprised that he didn't know this.

Okay, I was going to tell you something. Because I know he listens to the show, and I feel like I've talked about this on the show. I mean, I have very little shame anymore. Yesterday, he was putting a bunch of his stuff in the bathroom drawers, and all of a sudden, I hear him call out, Shan, what is this? And so I run upstairs, I walk into the bathroom, and I see him holding this little pink device.

Oh!

How this thing just took a turn off the off-ramp.

It was not a vibrator. It was not a vibrator, although it does vibrate. But it was my little finishing touch razor. Have you ever heard of these things? Yeah, I love mine. Yes! I've been using it for years. So I very casually said to him, Oh, that's what I used to shave my mustache. He looked at me with the most horrified look on his face because apparently he had no idea, one, that I have a mustache, which is true, and two, that you got to shave it like every couple of days to make sure there's no fuzz there.

Can I tell you something controversial yet, Brave?

What?

I think every woman has a mustache. Some of y'all just have mustache blindness. And if you're sitting in your car right now and you're thinking, not me, pull down that mirror.

Yeah, because it'll give you a real close-up view of it. But he didn't know until now. He's moved in, and all my stuff is out for him to see. And he saw that and was just like, who did I marry?

I love this as a topic because that obviously would be an interesting find to find out that you're dating somebody that has a mustache, but not as interesting as some of the other ones that I'm sure people have. what did you find out about the person that you're in a relationship with well into being in a relationship 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 or text 95500 could be anything from something that happened in their past or something that's going on in their present i always hear the stories about people don't realize how much debt they're in you know that's like one of the ones that i'll hear these stories about well after they've been with them for a long period of time and they've been hiding that um that is uh you know what's funny you should not be ashamed of that i i mean hair

is in you keep it tight though i keep it i keep it tight do you ever i have i i am too scared to get it i i have had laser hair removal on everywhere in my body i'm so scared to do it on my face or else i would and just get rid of it like knock it out but it used to be some old

ladies at church who just let their mustache go and that is not for me there are some men out there or if you like to kiss a woman's lip you like to feel a little a little tickle on your top lip it's not i'm glad you shave it cheryl she gotta she gotta watch out too she's a little lady you

better watch yourself does she take care of it she get it see i can't get waxed because i'm allergic

to like something in the wax i had a bad reaction one time but question for you kevin me what would

you rather would you rather hair above the lip or hair on their toes because i have uh hairy toes for women take care of that too when i see when i see like a bunch of hair on the toes and they

look like they got like uh that's an easy laser though uh a third one i remember back when i used to intern at jlb i remember i had this intern amanda shout out to amanda she's still in these love amanda we were walking downtown we used to be in the penobscot building we were walking downtown and it was so windy and for some reason i look over and she had like this curly hair in

the middle of her chest i'm never forgetting okay wait it was waving in the wind i just looked at it

That poor girl, first of all. Do you guys have that one random hair somewhere on your body that, like, just seems to show up overnight? And it's like all of my right cheek. Cheek on my face, cheek. I have one on my ear, and it's like, not there, not there, not there, not there. All of a sudden, it's like, where did that pop it? Four inches. What happened? All the hair just branded together. It's like, we're going to pop on this wall. Did I accidentally get that in my curling iron? What happened?

My nose hairs are excessively growing right now. I go to get them waxed, and within a week and a half of waxing them, they'll come right back.

No.

Yeah. Courtney, what's going on?

Hey, wax nose hairs. Hey, good morning.

Hi, what's happening? What did you learn?

Well, my boyfriend and I have lived together for a long time, and a couple of years back, it's something he learned about me. So one morning, I was getting ready for work, and I used Summer's Eve spray on the Christmas, And I hadn't told him because obviously I'm not going to, you know, come home from the store and go, look what I got. So anyway, I spray it before work, come out into the kitchen, give him a kiss, getting ready to leave. And he's like, wow, you smell really good. Is that new perfume? And I didn't have the guts to tell him at the time because it was like 7 o'clock in the morning. And I'm just like, oh, thanks. Yeah. You know, obviously, eventually I told him. But I'm like, yeah, that's just my summer deep spray. But glad you like it. A win is a win.

Todd, what did you learn?

I learned that my ex used to sleep with a long-handled screwdriver underneath a mattress. Oh, my God. Wait, what?

Like, as a weapon?

Yeah, in case anyone broke in.

Okay, yeah, it wasn't anything kinky. Oh. Yeah, it was... No, no, no. Not with the screwdriver. Kim, what did you find out about your fiancé?

So, he has apparently a butt chin. So, we had a baby about four months ago. And it was clearly born with a butt chin. And my fiance's never shaved his face around me. So I found out. That's how I found out he had a butt chin. Oh, my God, Kim.

Oh, no.

Here are a couple ones that are more dramatic than a butt chin. I found out 734 that my ex was a crossdresser. I found out that a man took my boyfriend's virginity.

You got to call in, bro.

Wow. And then Charlie, what did you find out about your significant other?

She was an alcoholic.

Oh, man. And you didn't realize that while you guys were dating?

No, not at all. Not until, you know, I mean, you get the signs eventually. and then, yeah, no, it just went downhill afterwards.

Wow. That's, you know, that's too bad. Was she able to get help?

Sort of with probation, but then she violated, and, yeah, she's on it again.

Oh, man, well, that's sad. We got to pray for her. All right, Mojo on the morning show.

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