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I can't believe that it's already time to be starting to think about fantasy football. It's time, man. Is it the Monday Night Football theme?

I'm so thankful my husband is not into fantasy football. Just you wait, Shannon. This might be the year.

No, no. Do not do that to me.

Wes, honestly, Wes seems like he would be pretty good at it. He seems like an analytical person. He is.

That's why I say thank you, Jesus. He's not into it. He will probably be great at it.

Is Wes a big NFL fan or a college football fan? Does he sit down and watch it?

He's not a super fan of either, but he'll always be watching something.

Kev, your fantasy football craziness starts pretty soon, right?

It's already started. When do you guys start drafting? The draft will be, I think, August 27th. So in a couple of weeks, near the end of August is when we'll have our draft. But the S talking has already begun. The group chat is on fire already.

Do you have to put money in?

Oh, yeah. What do you put in? I don't know what we're doing this year. I don't know what we talked about. I think we did 150 last year. We don't go crazy, but I think it's like nine or ten guys with 150 in. And I think we only do first place gets money. Second place just gets their money back.

And now this is the thing that he's looking for for phone calls. he wants to know what the worst person in the league should be doing. Yes. What kind of a task or a thing should the worst person in the league do?

I've seen this on TikTok. So if you have a group of 10 or 12 guys in fantasy football, obviously there's one winner. You get second place, third place. But there has to be somebody that is in last place. And this could either be they scored the least amount of points or they have the worst record. And on TikTok, I've seen it more than any other platform that while the first place person obviously gets money, sometimes they get championship belts sometimes they get a legitimate trophy the last person also gets something but it's horrible and i've seen people have to dress up like in tutus and go out to a bar and literally have to sit in a waffle house for 24 hours and i'm thinking in

my group chat like y'all like let's let's do let's make it fun so something creative that the worst

person in the fantasy football league has yes i need the loser to feel the loss i don't think you should enter into this fantasy football thing you're already putting your money up so there's a chance that you're going to lose that anyway but if you pick the worst team out of everybody you

should have to do something also in your league who typically is the worst or is it mix around a

little bit see it's interesting because the narrative is always my friend jante is the worst and i don't know if that's just because jante talk a lot and he never won the championship or made it to the playoffs or whatever the case may be but i don't i think it's different every single year because players get injured you never know what can happen what have been have you ever done

this in the past where oh okay so this would be the first this would be a first i bring it up

everybody i think everybody's scared too like nobody wants to be the last person that ends up

having aren't you gonna kick yourself if you're the one that came up with this idea and then it's you that's how i work most of the time but honestly i'm not a sore loser i'll rock out with it jordan

uh has an idea what's uh the idea jordan some of our friends are talking about doing you have to

take like a blow-up doll to dinner like on a date oh my gosh that's a good one that is really good do you have to feed the blow-up doll like yeah i have to be at the table sitting in a chair and then a lot of like buddies will go and record you doing that and it's so funny okay that is

great writing these down melissa hi what's the idea good morning when i was in indiana back in

January, the fantasy football league guys were all out at the bar, and one of the guys had a toilet bowl seat around his neck.

That's good. We're in the toilet bowl seat. That's actually funny. That would be the trophy. What's going on, Eric? How you doing? Good morning, guys. Good morning.

I just went

golfing with the loser, he had to golf 18 holes in a dress, and every time we were by the road, he had to stop and wave to the car staff. Absolutely awesome.

Do you all get to pick out the dress?

Oh, we picked out the dress. No, no, no, and he was a bigger dude. It was awesome. He flaunted it. He was such a great sport.

Were people honking as they saw him out there on the course in a dress? Or did they think it was a lot?

I'll DM you guys the video. You definitely know he's not a woman out there. He's out there flexing, showing his legs. He was loving it. I like how you said she was.

I heard you said she was. Big mama sounds.

Text her here says, what about a tattoo? Make the loser get a fantasy football tattoo.

That's a little extreme.

That is really extreme.

Like permanent? I don't know if we want to do all that.

And Jessica, what should Cavs Fantasy Football League do for the loser?

So my league has never done this, but one of my co-ops at work was telling me that the loser had to go to the comedy castle and do open Mike Knight stand-up comedy.

That'd be great.

That is so difficult.

That's next level. And it's come up a couple times in my league too, but it keeps getting voted out. So hopefully this year, it remains that way. Let me get my jokes ready.

Here's, by the way, a couple painful ones. Annabella, what's happened?

Hi. I just want to say I've been listening to you guys since I was a kid. So first time, long time. Annabella on the move.

I love it, Annabella. Thank you.

Yeah. I was going to say for my fantasy league, what we do, the worst person has to get waxed.

So they have to grow. Oh, virgin style.

Kelly Clarkson.

That's great.

And we've got people that can help you out with that.

Oh, my God. You know what you've got to do? Can I tell you what I wanted to do? I've wanted to do this contest for the longest time, and we haven't done it in a while. We used to do this back like 15, 20 years ago, and you listened to the show for such a long time, you may even remember it. But we used to do a contest called I Mustache You a Question. Oh, my God.

I remember this.

We would do trivia and whenever you get something wrong, a piece of your mustache, we would shave off.

Yeah.

And we had all guys, can you, Matt, wouldn't this be a great thing to do? We should do this for like Chris Brown tickets or something. Do it in November sometime. Or Lions tickets would be great. We should do this for Lions tickets. Yes. And every time that you got a question wrong, we, you know, do a question. It was funny. One guy had like a Hitler mustache.

But we can't do it with shaving. We have to do waxing from now on.

Well, waxing's a good one. But the shaving one is fun because you can hear the sound of the zzzz. Oh, that's true, too. Can you do it? My favorite was the guy. He was a Royal Oak bartender, and he was like a total hipster dude. And he had the greatest mustache ever. And he gets only two questions wrong, but that was half a mustache. So he had literally one half of a mustache going. How about this one, Painful? Kevin, what's the idea that you have for the loser of the Fantasy Football League?

This year, we're going to do a 9v1 paintball tournament for the loser. The loser has to take all nine of us shooting at him for a full round. Oh, my God.

That might be too much.

Well, you know, it's a 10-year league of best friends.

Somebody's got to get it.

Yeah, that's one of those ones where I would be scared what would happen to him.

All I hear is Misfit Victor in a turkey outfit. They're getting lit up.

Devin, what's happening?

good um for our fantasy league last year we had to do miralax

you can't i gotta stop i gotta dump it i want you to say it again but don't say the s uh sh word

okay what did you have to do what did you do we took a thing of miralax ran in a diaper and so we had to crap ourselves.

That is horrible.

That's so funny.

And that's what the loser of your fantasy football league had to do. Who was the loser?

Oh, my friend Nick.

How long did it take Nick from Miralax to pooping?

I want to say about 15 minutes.

Oh, my God. The greatest 15 minutes of his life. Wow.

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