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Mojo in the Morning Show, phone number 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. The text is 95500 to get through to us. Shannon has a friend of hers that did a little booty call. Is this the same friend that had the booty call issue where, what was the one that you talked about?

This is not the girlfriend who is dating the guy who is super duper smelly at the gym.

Different girl. Oh, no, no, no. Who are you talking about? No, there was one, there was a booty call one we did, talked about a couple weeks ago about one of your friends and she had the, did she have to leave in the middle of the booty call or something like that or shit? I forget what it was.

Yeah.

I can't remember what it was. Okay. Okay, so whenever you bring these stories to me, I sit there and I think to myself, how come I've never met these friends?

Actually, you have met this girl.

I have? Really?

You have met this girl. I'm not going to say her name, though. Okay. So she had like a hookup, a one-night hookup, a one-night stand at the beginning of the summer with a guy who was in town for a bachelor party, okay? Okay. And he is from California. now. So fast forward to recently, she they're still talking and texting each other, which kind of blows my mind. But she really, really likes him. OK. And he really, really likes her. So anyway, she went to visit him in California two weekends ago, I think now. And he had to work on the Sunday when she while she was there. She went from Thursday to Monday. So on Sunday, he gets up to go to work. And she didn't mind that because she had some work of her own to catch up on as well. And so she was like, I'm going to do that. I'm going to watch a movie, you know, and just kind of like, whatever, hang out until he gets back from work. So she was making some breakfast for herself with some leftovers from dinner the night before. She bites into a breakfast taco that she had made. Okay. And I don't even know how in the heck this happened, but she cracked her front tooth in half, like legit in half, almost up to the gum, actually. So maybe more than half. I hate it. Well, she starts panicking because she knew that she absolutely did not want the guy to see her looking like a hillbilly. Fair, fair. With half of her front tooth. And so she's like, what in the heck am I going to do? I'm not going home until tomorrow night. So she started calling dentists in the area. Now, again, it's a Sunday. She's in a state, in a city that she's never been to before. Finally finds one that would take a random new patient For an emergency on a Sunday She doesn't have a car So she Ubers to this dentist's office Which is about 40 minutes from where this guy has his apartment They fix her tooth They basically give her a veneer Like a new tooth She Ubers back to this guy's apartment Lands her butt on the couch Just before he got home He had no idea

How did she do it all in that period of time?

But talk about a booty call gone wrong Right? and she goes to visit this guy in California and busts out her tooth.

Was there reasoning for getting her tooth fixed because of vanity or reasoning because it hurt her so bad?

Oh, it was vanity. I'm sure it hurt her, but she was like, I can't let him see me looking like this. Wow. And so I said, what in the heck were you going to do if you couldn't for a dentist? And she was like, I would go stay at a hotel. Wow. I was not going to let him see me like that.

Why is it that when people lose a cap or a filling or a tooth, in this case, it never happens on a Tuesday during work hours. It always happens on a weekend. While you're at home by your own dentist. It happens when you're out of town. It always happens. And the amazing thing, some people can't find dentists in their own hometown. She is able to find a dentist on an out-of-town booty call.

Oh, yeah.

That's crazy.

And, by the way, your tooth looks great. I can't tell.

Have any of our listeners ever had, like, a bad booty moment, a bad booty call moment where something bad happened to you on a booty call? Like, what's the worst thing that ever happened to you when you were on a booty call?

Whether in town or out of town, she just happened to be very far out of town.

When you're out of town on a booty call and something like that happens, that's, oh, my God.

I once heard a bar story from a guy about his booty call hitting her head so hard on the headboard by mistake, and I think they were just having some fun goofing around. She hit so hard, she went unconscious. He had to wake her up, and then he was afraid she got a concussion, so he had to drive her to the hospital to get checked out when he didn't even know her last name. But he's like, oh, my God, I was so afraid that this woman would die on my date. And it was just an accident.

Do you think he was just trying to also brag to you that he was? Of course he was. Of course he was. Oh, yeah, of course. We hit the bend. We hit it so hard. That's what ends up happening. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. 844-MOJO-LIVE. I've never done an out-of-town booty call before. Like going out and meeting somebody out of town.

And then continuing. I mean, they've been talking since the end of June. It's been a long time.

And wait, did you say California?

Yeah. That's a long way. He lives in California. And she lives here? Well, he was here. They first met because he was in town for a bachelor party. I have a buddy of his that was, you know, here.

How do you think this thing's going to go?

I don't know.

Is she one of those people that has the ability to be able to pick up and go? Do you have kids or not?

She, I don't think that this will be long term. They're just having fun for right now.

How about for her? What will last longer? Her veneer?

Her veneer. Or this relationship. Her veneer. It's a lovely veneer.

That's amazing. That sounds like, honestly, my dentist is the type of dentist. I love Dr. DePilla. He's the type of dentist that would go in on a Sunday to do that for me if I had to do it. But I could not imagine calling up a strange dentist, like a person that's not your normal dentist, and having them go in. Good Lord. What's happening? Mojo in the morning. Do you have a bad booty call?

I do.

What happened?

Getting hot and heavy, and his shoulder came out of socket.

Oh, Christ. Oh, my gosh. You dislocated his shoulder. Give it up for him.

Give it up.

I didn't catch your name. What is your name?

Let's go with Marie. Smart girl.

Marie, you are a beast in the bed. What did you guys do?

Did you have to take him to the emergency room?

You had to take him to get him put back in?

We had to go to the emergency room and tell him what happened. Well, you know.

Wait, you told them that it was a booty call?

well i mean we didn't tell him it was booty call was that the last time you guys had sex because of

you were worried that you had hurt his shoulder again

uh no no we just we we played it a little bit more down the road you're gentle with him the

rest of the way look who's on to sean hi buddy hey y'all happy holidays where where the hell

have you been, Deshaun?

I'm listening. I'm always listening. I've got a lot of work, man. I'm getting busy around this time.

Deshaun, I know you're the type that has crazy booty calls. Back in the day, what was the craziest booty call you had?

Well, you already know back in my heyday, man. I mean, I'm a real dude. I said, I forget about it, but I ain't going to get too much in detail, but I'm doing my thing, you know, and I have a, you know, doggy style, and I've seen shit, she's left with her butt.

I missed what he said, but it's probably something we don't want to hear anyway. Say he sneezed there?

By the way, I love by the way when he says I'm not going to tell you too much and then he tells us that.

The most detailed, explicit part.

What part did you leave out? I think what ended up happening that happens to me sometimes, to John where I go to the bathroom and sometimes remnants of the remnants of toilet paper still remain.

I think people call that the Trisha Paytas.

Is that what it is? um uh deshaun don't ever call her again you take care we love you too take all right take care of yourself oh my god this is a wild one uh

Booty call, and I clogged his toilet only to flood with Doody running around.

Oh, my God.

Craziness.

That would happen to me.

And then this one here, the Keys one is a crazy one. The person who they ended up having a booty back in the day before my boyfriend and I were together. I can't read it so long because I think it's going to reset. Read fast, Janet. Go ahead.

I would commute from college to Macomb, and I would always lie to my parents about my arrival time, so I'd have enough time to get my little booty call. Problem is, my dad always carries my spare keys. Thank God for AAA, because middle of winter, I locked myself out of my own car at my booty call's house, and I only had 45 minutes to get home before my parents would have suspected anything.

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They've taken over cities before. But this July, they're bringing the X Games League Championship home to New Orleans. July 24th through 26th at the Superdome. Over 100 elite athletes competing for the first ever league title. Plus, Metro Boomin, JID, Subtronics, and Bunt performing live. New Orleans doesn't just host the moment. New Orleans is the moment. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

can superstars even exist the way they used to 2016 was sort of that last era of

monoculture where we still consume things in community everybody wanted to be Beyonce at that point I don't think we'll ever see another Rihanna what does it mean to be black and eat in America you will never make me feel bad for being a black girl for being a black

American girl ever from music to food to the conversation shaping black culture right now therapy for black girls is bringing it all to the mic listen to therapy for black girls on the iheart radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast