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or wherever you get your podcasts mojo in the morning show phone number 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 the text is 95500 to get through to us uh shannon uh has a friend of hers that did a little booty call is this the same friend that had the booty call uh uh issue where what was that what was the

one that was uh you talked about this is not the girlfriend who is who is dating the guy who is

super duper smelly at the gym different no no no there was one there was a booty call one the uh we did uh talked about a couple weeks ago about one of your friends and she had the did she have to leave in the middle of the the booty call or something like that or she had i forget what it was yeah i can't remember what it was okay so there was there whenever you bring these uh these stories to me i sit there and i think to myself how come i've never met these friends uh i want

to be you have met this girl i have you have met this girl i'm not gonna say her name though but okay um so she had uh like a hookup a one night hookup a one night stand at the beginning of the summer with a guy who was in town for a bachelor party okay okay and he is from california so fast forward to recently she they're still talking and texting each other which kind of blows my mind but she really really likes him okay and he really really likes her so anyway she went to visit him in California two weekends ago I think now um and he had to work on the Sunday when she while she was there she went from Thursday to Monday so on Sunday he gets up to go to work and she didn't mind that because she had some work of her own to catch up on as well and so she was like I'm gonna do that I'm gonna watch a movie you know and just kind of like whatever hang out until he gets back from work so she was making some breakfast for herself with some leftovers from dinner the night before she bites into a breakfast taco that she had made okay and I don't even know how in the heck this happened but she cracked her front tooth in half like legit in half almost up to the gum actually so maybe more than half I hate it well she starts panicking because she knew that she absolutely did not want the guy to see her looking like a hillbilly okay with half of her front tooth and so she's like what in the heck am I gonna do I'm not going home until tomorrow night. So she started calling dentists in the area. Now, again, it's a Sunday. She's in a state in a city that she's never been to before. Finally finds one that would take a random new patient for an emergency on a Sunday. She doesn't have a car. So she Ubers to this dentist's office, which is about 40 minutes from where this guy has his apartment. They fix her tooth. They basically give her a veneer, like a new tooth. She Ubers back to this guy's apartment, lands her butt on the couch just before he got home he had no idea how did she do it but talk about a booty call gone wrong right she goes to visit this guy in california and busts out her tooth was there

reasoning for getting her tooth fixed because of vanity or reasoning because it hurt her so bad

oh it was vanity i'm sure it hurt her but she was like i can't i can't let him see me looking like this wow and so i said what in the heck were you going to do if you were if you couldn't And she's like, I would go stay at a hotel. Why?

I was not going to let him see me like that.

Why is it that when people lose a cap or a filling or a tooth, in this case, it never happens on a Tuesday during work hours? It always happens on a weekend. While you're at home by your own dentist. It happens when you're out of town. It always happens. And the amazing thing, some people can't find dentists in their own hometown. She is able to find a dentist on an out-of-town booty call.

Oh, yeah.

That's crazy.

And, by the way, your tooth looks great. That's all.

Have any of our listeners ever had, like, a bad booty moment, a bad booty call moment where something bad happened to you on a booty call? Like, what's the worst thing that ever happened to you when you were on a booty call?

Whether in town or out of town, she just happened to be very far out of town.

When you're out of town on a booty call and something like that happens, that's, oh, my God.

I once heard a bar story from a guy about his booty call Hitting her head so hard on the headboard By mistake And I think they were just having some fun Goofing around She hit so hard she went unconscious He had to wake her up And then he was afraid she got a concussion So he had to drive her to the hospital To get checked out When he didn't even know her last name But he was like oh my god I was so afraid that this woman would die on my date And it was just an accident

Do you think he was just trying to also brag to you Of course he was We hit the bend We hit it so hard. Right. That's what ends up happening. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. 844-MOJO-LIVE. I've never done an out-of-town booty call before. Like going out and meeting somebody out of town.

And then continuing. I mean, they've been talking since the end of June. It's been a long time.

And wait, did you say California?

Yeah. That's a long way. He lives in California. And she lives here? Well, he was here. they first met because he was in town for a bachelor party of a buddy of his that was

here. How do you think this thing's going to go?

I don't know. Is she one

of those people that has the ability to be able to pick up and go? Do you have kids?

She, I don't think that this will be long term. They're just having fun for her right now.

How about, what will last longer? Her veneer?

Her veneer. For this relationship. Her veneer. It's a lovely veneer.

That's amazing. That sounds like, honestly, my dentist is the type of dentist. I love Dr. DePilla. He's the type of dentist that would go in on a Sunday to do that for me if I had to do it. But I could not imagine calling up a strange dentist, like a person that's not your normal dentist, and having them go in. Good Lord. What's happening? Mojo in the morning, do you have a bad booty call?

I do. What happened? Getting hot and heavy, and his shoulder came out of socket.

Oh, Christ. Oh, my gosh. You dislocated his shoulder? Give it up for him.

Give it up.

I didn't catch your name. What is your name?

Let's go with Marie. Smart girl.

Marie, you are a beast in the bed. What did you guys do?

Did you have to take him to the emergency room?

You had to take him to get him put back in?

Yeah, we had to go to the emergency room and tell him what happened and, well, you know.

Did you, wait, did you, you told them that it was a booty call?

Well, I mean, we didn't tell them it was a booty call.

Was that the last time you guys had sex because of, you were worried that you had hurt a shoulder again?

No, no, we just, we played it a little bit more down the road.

You're gentle with him the rest of the way. Look who's on, Deshaun. Hi, buddy.

Hi, Deshaun.

Hey, y'all, y'all, happy holidays.

Where, where the hell have you been, Deshaun?

Deshaun, I know you're the type

That has crazy booty calls Back in the day What was the craziest booty call you had?

Well, you already know back in my heyday, man I mean, I'm a real I'm a real dude I can't forget about it, but I ain't gonna get too much in detail, but I'm doing my thing You know, and I have, you know, doggy style And I think she's left in her butt

I missed what he said, but it's probably something We don't want to hear anymore I don't want to say he sneezed there.

By the way, I love, by the way, when he says, I'm not going to tell you too much, and then he tells us that.

The most detailed, explicit part. Wow.

By the way.

What part did you leave out? Well, I think what ended up happening,

that happens to me sometimes, to John, where I go to the bathroom, and sometimes remnants of the... Oh, no. Remnants of toilet paper still remain.

I think people call that the Trisha Paytas.

Is that what it is? um uh deshaun don't ever call here again you take care we love you too take take care of yourself buddy have a merry christmas and merry christmas

All right, take care of yourself. Oh, my God, this is a wild one. Booty call, and I clogged his toilet only to flood with duty running around.

Oh, my God.

Craziness.

That would happen to me.

And then this one here, the keys one is a crazy one. The person who they ended up having a booty back in the day before my boyfriend and I were together. I can't read it so long because I think it's going to reset. Read fast, Janet. Go ahead.

I would commute from college to Macomb, and I would always lie to my parents about my arrival time, so I'd have enough time to get my little booty call. Problem is, my dad always carries my spare keys. Thank God for AAA, because middle of winter, I locked myself out of my own car at my booty call's house, and I only had 45 minutes to get home before my parents would have suspected anything.

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