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All right, Mojo in the Morning Show. So, Mike, is it Big Bob's? Is that what it is?

It's Bob's. Bob's Discount, right? Yeah, yeah, Bob's Discount Furniture. I should probably talk to a manager or somebody, or Bob, and apologize. guys because like we had the we went in there the other day because i told you guys about the couch that my son pooped on right wait no no you did not a few months ago this was a this was like a six months ago i thought he talked about it he did okay i'm not recalling so tell it tell the story again he he was at that stage where he wasn't ready to potty train but he um so he would do this thing though where he would reach into his diaper like he wasn't there yet he's fully potty train now but he just wasn't there yet and i walked out of the room for like 30 seconds and came back and he had smeared poop all over our brown couch yeah we cleaned it we cleaned it it's forever it's not the state yes it's forever i can't forget never forget i'm glad you understood the reference megan thank you and uh so we that that couch now sits in the basement and we need a new couch so we went to bob's discount furniture we started looking at all these uh these couches or whatever, and you do what everybody does. You sit in the couch, you get up, you go sit on the next couch. Well, I am a giant child and had a bag full of open Skittles in my pocket, and they fell out at one point, spilled everywhere in one of the couch cushions, but I don't know which one. I have no idea. I went to reach for them at one point. Someone's going to get a little surprised. They are sitting.

Yeah.

They're sitting in one of those couches, and I have no idea which one. And so to Bob's, I apologize. Bob, sorry about that.

I don't know Bob's discount furniture for this, but do they sell the floor models? Is that like a special discount that they'll do? Or do they have that thing? Because I know that if you go to, back in the day it was Art Van, now it's Gardner White. I know that you buy it, but you don't buy necessarily the floor model, right?

And sometimes they will sell you the floor model for like a discount, you know?

Is that what they'll do? Okay. I wonder if anybody's found stuff in them When they buy those floor models. Right, right. All the cash, right? People sit down.

You think?

Probably.

A little change in there. See, I would wonder if I all of a sudden bought a couch from a furniture place and there was a bunch of Skittles in there, I would think to myself, these guys are pulling a fast one on me, you know?

Would you eat one, though?

Oh, I would definitely eat one. I'd do that now.

Red's the best.

You don't understand. I find stuff on the floor of my Tahoe and it goes right into my mouth. um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 uh the the telephone number has anybody ever bought something at a store and found like how about this in the pants pockets yeah have you ever

found that out stuff like that i wish i would have found something good i i mean we've talked

talked about this before and i can remember somebody saying that they found a used condom in the pocket of something that i can't remember if it was a skirt or a pair of jeans or a shirt or something but i mean that's a big thing with people wearing stuff and then you know returning it to get their money back yeah they forget that you know they stashed something away in one of the pockets yeah big thing to forget about your used condoms pretty normal i mean where did that go

Who puts their used condoms there?

I don't know. I'm just recalling the story.

I mean, that's like the first thing that's got to be completely discarded after you guys have used your used condoms. By the way, and also, who are the people that go and buy clothes from a store and wear them and then bring them back? I did it one time. I did it one time for our prom.

And that dress was ugly. Nobody bought that even after I wore it. I did that at Costco with a coat I wore it for a straight year

and then I was like I hate this I wore it for like a half hour and I'm sorry I'm going to go to confession but that was stealing

do you understand this is holy week?

do you know that? so bad a year? I just didn't like it anymore I'm like you know what that's not how it works did they say anything or did they take it back?

they take it back they're like Nordstrom, Nordstrom, Costco Joe, there are a bunch of stores. They'll take anything. Even if it's not from them.

Aren't you, by the way, aren't you going right to hell if you fast pass? Yeah. That's a good moment. Mojo in the morning. What's up, Joanne?

Hi. I just called to tell you I've been married to my husband for 15 years, and he finds money in the most craziest places. And one of the craziest places is cigarette packs. How? Wait, what? Whether there's cigarette packs or no cigarette packs. He finds cigarette packs on the ground, he'll pick it up, and eight out of ten times there'll be money folded up there.

Oh, because people just stash their extra cash in there in their pocket.

One time he came out with, at Lowe's, he come out in the bathroom, he picked up five cigarette packs on top of the garbage can, brought them out, and there were five packs, and one of them had like $80 wrapped up. Oh my gosh. But yeah, he finds money all the time.

That is a wildest thing. I've never thought in my life to ever pick up a used, you know, somebody just being a litterer and throwing out a cigarette pack that they would keep their money in there. And now I might bend down and peak.

I know. And then you're afraid you're going to drop it back down and you'll be the one that showed that you littered it. How crazy do you look going through a garbage can and digging through cigarette boxes?

You have $80, Megan.

Oh, I'll do it. He's throwing money everywhere. You know what he finds, too? Scratch-offs, unscratch-offs on the ground.

Yeah. You know what?

It's a home to me.

Can I tell you something? I would be throwing it in the garbage because I would figure that's my payment for the free money that that cigarette person just gave me. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, somebody just said that Bob's does sell the floor model, so somebody's going to get Mike's Skittles in there. You get a couch and a taste of the rainbow all in one, so you're welcome. By the way, it took you how long to go and try to look for a new couch from the poop couch?

It was like my favorite couch. It was like we had- I know.

But have you had family over or friends over that have sat on that couch and not forewarned them that that's where Milo rubs his duty?

That's where he did at one point. Yeah. No, I haven't told him. No, I haven't told him. I just- Because it's not something you bring up. The couch is brown anyways. It's not like you could see it even though it was there.

It makes it so much better. Nobody's going to visit Mike at his house from this point forward.

Oh, my God.

Oh, man.

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