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Your home of the phone scams. Dirty on the 30. War of the Roses. Second date update. Throwback throwdown. Five lies tell your mom. A lot of stuff. Mojo in the morning. Good to have you guys here with us today. I feel like Shannon This could be somewhat traumatizing

Yep, I think so too

But I'm not saying that because of you I'm saying that because of You don't expect that you're going to end up Seeing this person naked

Nope So Lucy had a play date over the weekend She actually had a play date with a few kids She wanted to come over Which any parent knows this Play dates are actually easier for you Because it occupies your children Okay? Because they have friends over And so they're like very, very busy playing with her friends. So Lucy had a couple of friends over two little boys and a little girl and they were all playing hide and go seek. So this went on for a while. I needed to hop in the shower, which is fine there. I knew they would be fine. I hopped in the shower, got out and I do my normal shower routine. This is how I do it every time I wrap a towel around my hair. I start doing my makeup. I'm naked, by the way. I then dry my hair, put my clothes on and then style my hair every day. That's the order that I do it in. Well, as I'm in the middle of doing all of this, one of Lucy's friends, one of the two little boys that was at my house, opens the door to the bathroom. No. As I only have a towel on my head and nothing else, I stare at him. He stares at me. His eyes get very, very wide. I actually screamed, oh no. And he shot the door really fast and my heart was beating and i'm like oh my god i cannot believe that just happened i have to call his mom thank you god she's one of my very very best friends but still i have to explain that her seven-year-old little boy just saw me naked you are about to be

a story in a young man's life i don't want to be like oh yeah i felt awful about it oh my god and

that's the first thing i thought too is i probably scarred this little kid for life and my friend was so great she's like oh i walk around naked in front of him all the time i'm like but you're his mom i am not his mom and it wasn't pretty see i thought that so he had he's been to my house many times before

but he had never been upstairs so he was trying i even asked afterwards he thought that it was a door to a closet he didn't realize that it was my bathroom and that's why he opened it he thought

he was gonna hide out in the closet if i know people are over i won't get naked oh see i have no shame but now i do i i like i won't i i won't you know like if i if i know i i change my i'll change my shower routine like if if i know that there are people that are there like i will get out of the shower, dry myself off, and I will quickly put on my clothes just because I do have the fear that an unsuspecting guest would come walking in. I didn't think that.

I have no locks on any of the doors in my home, so that's why that didn't happen, but it was really fun. It was a great play date.

Question to the listeners here. When you were a child, who did you see naked that you shouldn't have seen? Did anybody see their mom's Their friend's mom Naked I just think When I think of my friend's moms I think of Mrs. Gorski Mrs. Barrett Mrs. Yeager And I don't think of Shannon Why don't I just say it like that I think of the mom Well I am a mom But at that age we looked at all moms that way At that age you're not thinking

There's young and attractive moms You're just thinking they're all moms

They came over again yesterday just to drop something off, and I was like, couldn't even look at them.

Did the kid look at you in a weird way at all or not?

He didn't, not at all, but I still feel weird about it.

Yeah, that's going to be ingrained. The kid's going to call up a radio show someday, who knows, maybe even ours. Maybe we'll be on that many years from now, and we'll ask, who's the strangest person that you saw naked when you were a kid? And the kid's going to say, I saw my friend Lucy's mom. I don't know if he's going to talk like that, but he might say it.

Her chest looked just like mine. I still remember.

Amanda?

Hi, yeah.

Hi. Who did you see naked?

Well, he wasn't fully naked, but we went on a cruise for a spring break, and someone was on a parade, so my friend Sam had to go with us, and her dad was wearing a speedo, and his situation came out. No.

Oh, really?

His balls came out of the speedo?

Yeah. You're kidding me. No. Just the balls?

Yeah. Balls.

How?

To the side, and it, yeah.

Yeah, how did Mike ask a good question? How did they, a Speedo seems like it would be tight around there. Yeah, it should contain everything and hold it in place.

So do, right? But no, and I have never said anything. I just ignored it all the time. I'm still friends with her. And yeah.

Oh, but you'll never get that image out of your brain.

Never, ever, ever.

I remember, and I think I've told this story a million times, as a matter of fact, recently. But I remember going with my dad to the health club, the Riviera Country Club health club, and sitting in the whirlpool with all of these grown men naked. And these guys were all naked. And one of the guys that was inside of that whirlpool was Mr. Smetana, who is our neighbor down the street, who was rather large. And not large, like he was... In stature tall, or you mean just everywhere? No, he was a skinny man with a large... Oh, you must have been a big penis. Really? And you still remember. And I still remember, well, I remember how large it was. I was like, holy jeez, I didn't realize it looked like another arm. And then I thought to myself, he's much larger than my dad. my poor father had to sit next to mr smith dana i'm in the uh the hot tub uh rebecca hi hi how are you good we love you hey hold on i gotta get one we love you too there you go what's

up so my phone broke and my mother-in-law said hey let me you know i have a blackberry you can use well she never deleted any of the photos and her husband was a truck driver and i went to go open it, and there was full frontal picture of him in the truck stop. Completely butt naked. And I about dropped him through the phone at my husband. I am scarred for life. Family dinner is never going to be the same.

It's tough. At that point, you don't ever make eye contact with them ever again, do you?

No. And then I called her. I was like, did you forget to do something? And she just started laughing.

Allison, who did you see naked?

hi how are you guys i love you every morning thank you so when i was younger probably six years old my mom had a friend who used to get us into her community pool and she was

Eastern European, and we were changing in the women's locker room, and she got full-blown naked in front of us, and it was the first time I had seen a full-blown bush in my entire life.

Right?

I had no idea what it was, and I had to go home and ask my mother. I was like, why?

It's like a steer pad for women?

It's alarming. You got to love those Eastern European women, don't you? They kind of just let it all go. Good for her.

So, Shannon, that little boy is never going to forget you. Oh, God.

Wait, he saw that too?

Well, so he saw my butt because that's what was facing him when he walked in. But when I turned to look, he saw everything. Ta-da! Yeah.

Sheila says that her son's friend saw her naked. Mom, Sheila, what's going on?

hi um i just wanted to let you guys know uh my son and his buddy were teenagers and they were at my house and they left so i do like shannon i took my shower and then i walked out of my bedroom into the hallway because i thought it was home alone and i had no shirt on but i had my lower extremities covered and the kid opened the door and looked at me and i looked at him and freaked out so they were teenagers so i called his mom to tell him yeah so she was like fine everything's okay and then that night i get a call from the dad and i said oh my god what what's wrong dave and he goes i need to come and see the traumatic thing that my son saw he wants to know how badly he was scarred and i'm like

Ah, Dave, you perverted bastard, but good, good, good try. What's up, Mallory?

Hey, so I have worked at the same place for like 15 years, and I was applying for an internal transfer. So I had interviewed with a manager, had another interview coming up. In the meantime, went camping with my family, was getting out of the shower at the campground, wrapping my towel around me, and there stands the manager I'm interviewing with. Oh, no.

Wow. Oh, God, that's a bad one.

I was trying to act like I didn't see her, and she's like, hey, how are you? And I'm like, oh, God. Didn't get the job probably based on what she saw.

Oh, that's what I was wondering.

I always hate going to the Planet Fitness by my house Because sometimes I'll actually, in the locker rooms, run into my neighbors It's weird to see your neighbors sometimes naked, you know what I mean? Like this one here Actually, Justin, who was your neighbor? I was my school counselor, actually Oh my gosh So your school counselor lived in your neighborhood And you saw them naked?

Yeah, it was one time I actually was walking to school And walking to the bus, actually And it was a snowy day like it is today Here in Michigan And straight up Just was walking by our house Walked by our house every day No problems And then one day we walked by And the window was wide open Oh yeah And her and her three daughters were in there Completely naked, all of them All of them were naked?

What were they doing all night together?

All of them Getting ready for work and school and everything They were all about my age and younger Oh, my gosh.

Wow, jeez. Oh, God. You didn't stay there and watch for a while. As a teenage boy, I think some teenage boys would probably stay there.

Maybe a little, just to make sure you're seeing what you're seeing.

You know what? The thing was is I did walk away after a moment. After a moment? It was blurry that entire day.

Texter asked the question, Texter248 asked the question, what did Lucy say about it?

So Lucy thought it was absolutely hysterical, and then when Andrew came to get her, yeah, he's been out of town, So when he came to get her and Smith yesterday to take them to his house for the evening. Their dad, yeah? Very first thing. Hey, Dad, guess what Mom did? So it's going to be gossip for the next couple of days. It'll be the talk of the name. It's the story.

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