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Luke Doordashed During Dinner
Mojo In The Morning

Luke Doordashed During Dinner

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July 4, 2025 | 00:11:42 | Leisure

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Mojo in the morning. I know that we do Am I the A-Hole, and we will be doing that here in a bit. But I'd like to actually just call my son an a-hole and not say, is my son an a-hole? I'm just going to call him an a-hole. My son, Luke, does something that I don't know if others have ever done. So we will make dinner at the house. And it's very rare that we make dinner. We usually order out dinner a lot. It's kind of gotten to a point where I feel like my kids feel like it's a home-cooked meal when we order from just the local restaurant up the street and we move the styrofoam boxes off the counter and put everything in our own dishware, you know?

00:02:26 - 00:02:31 | Speaker 5:

Nothing screams more homemade than the doorbell. The doorbell, exactly.

00:02:32 - 00:04:24 | Speaker 6:

But this is something that Luke does. If we were to make dinner, which I did, I actually barbecued. I went and got a whole bunch of stuff at Kroger and I said, I'm going to barbecue, you know, I fire up the grill and stuff like that. And Luke always does the whole thing where he's like, what's for dinner? And then you tell him what's for dinner and he'll go, uh, every single night of my life. And he'll go, can I order beyond juice? Or you know what I mean? Like he'll do like somebody, or can I get Chipotle? Like he'll do that to you. And it's funny because when I was a kid, if my mom, you know, were to make dinner, like my mom would make dinner a lot and it would be like a chicken casserole, like the good old-fashioned, you know, Campbell's chicken soup, chicken casserole, or she'd make pot roast or some basically I call Midwest meals. And we would sit down at the table and look at us. None of us starved, you know? I mean, we all ate it. And we never complained about it. Maybe occasionally after dinner we'd have a bowl of cereal or something to make up for the fact that some. Yeah, maybe grab something out of the, you know, snack closet. it. But long story short, this is what Luke does. We make dinner. We have the barbecue. He eats one little piece of something. Okay. So he grabs like a little piece of this, the steak that I got and he doesn't need anything else. And he just sits there and eats. And then about 20 minutes or so later, I hear the doorbell ring or I hear the dogs barking and I look outside and there is a bag sitting there from some fast food restaurant he do doordashes his doordash while we're eating the dinner so he sits there and goes and doordashes while it happens premeditated is that a is that something that other teens do or is that something like college age kids it's so accessible now that

00:04:24 - 00:04:34 | Speaker 1:

i feel like doing that is the equivalent of us getting the bowl of cereal it's the is that what it is. It's the 2025 version of the bowl of cereal is the Chipotle

00:04:34 - 00:04:46 | Speaker 5:

DoorDash. So it's not a matter of there isn't enough to have seconds or thirds. It's not like I'm still hungry. No, there was plenty of food still sitting there. He just don't like y'all choices. Do y'all ever let him pick? Yeah.

00:04:46 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 6:

Luke, what do you want for dinner? Uh. You know, that's how you say it. Uh. Or he'll never pick something that he'll make. Like if Chelsea says, hey, I want to make you something this weekend. What will you want? He will not have an item.

00:05:00 - 00:05:17 | Speaker 3:

to pick can she cook some sometimes they'll say tortilla soup she loves even if it's hot outside chelsea makes the best tortilla soup it's really good tortilla soup but but this is do your kids shannon your kids are too young probably for this but do your kids have a way to order doordash

00:05:17 - 00:05:23 | Speaker 2:

without you knowing that they order doordash uh not at my house at their dad's house they do

00:05:23 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 3:

wait a second their dad has given them the ability to just know they will take their stepmom's phone

00:05:29 - 00:05:39 | Speaker 2:

and they don't order door well they do order door dash but they door dash sephora i have found out oh really wow not food yes that's interesting i would like we've had to have a conversation about

00:05:39 - 00:06:41 | Speaker 3:

that oh they did though without her permission yes okay so it's not like yeah so my so luke has door dash on his phone and the reason that we've given him door dash on his phone is for a couple of things he's away at college up in at state and sometimes he's home and we're not home it's like sometimes we'll go Chelsea and I will go out and we'll leave him there and he'll say, Hey, can I get food? And so us not having to doordash, we'll let him go doordash. But we tell him that there's a limit on how much you can spend. Well, now it's gotten to a point where he just like open willy nilly, just like, well, just all of a sudden randomly just doordash. Like, you know what happened to me one night? So one night I'm getting ready. I'm waking up. Like I wake up for three o'clock in the morning to go to the, to do the show. I wake up in the middle of the night to go pee probably 1 30 or 2 o'clock in the morning and he undoes the alarm and grabs mcdonald's because they're open 24 hours yeah 24 hours yeah and he has like mcdonald's just randomly showing up at the when we were in canada for

00:06:41 - 00:07:01 | Speaker 2:

we go to canada every holiday to celebrate to celebrate boxing day and there was like a big Wes's, you know, all his sisters and brother got together a big family dinner and his nephew, his name's Giancarlo, was head door. He was like, I don't want to eat any of this crap that all the adults are eating. And so he door dashed, but told the guy to pass it to him through the basement window.

00:07:02 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 4:

Covert.

00:07:03 - 00:07:10 | Speaker 2:

But either Wes or somebody was down there and saw this happen and he's like, what's going on? And that was his door dash because he didn't want to eat any of the food that was prepared.

00:07:11 - 00:07:36 | Speaker 3:

844 Mojo Live, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. I want to know if you have anybody in your family or you know anybody that has ever doordashed while the meal has been going on. Like, has somebody ever just doordashed while they were, you know, sitting down at a table eating? Or have you ever gone to, like, a party or a function and the food was so bad, you doordashed?

00:07:37 - 00:07:40 | Speaker 2:

I can see you do that. See, I would do that. I can see you doing that.

00:07:40 - 00:07:51 | Speaker 3:

I would do that in a couple of friends' houses that don't serve, like, really good food at their places. Like, I would doordash if I was hungry. Or DoorDash, you know, I don't know, maybe a quarter pounder with cheese, no bun.

00:07:51 - 00:07:59 | Speaker 4:

That was going to be my question. When it comes to Luke, are you a little pissed that he's not asking you if you want anything? Well, that is kind of a little bit of it. Yeah.

00:07:59 - 00:08:07 | Speaker 3:

That's how I can see it. Like middle of the night, DoorDash. Two apple pies? No, now his thing is rallies. He gets rallies in the middle of the night.

00:08:07 - 00:08:13 | Speaker 2:

The thing is, and that does sound like a curmudgeon, but those two apple pies on DoorDash would probably cost you $19.

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Yeah.

00:08:15 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 2:

It's asinine. how much they price couch you vicky what's up it's mojo in the morning hey how's it going good

00:08:21 - 00:08:38 | Speaker 5:

what's going on um my daughter's the same age as luke and away at college um out of state and when she's home for the summer and you tell her what we're having for dinner she does the same thing uh can i just door dash like that like tell me what you want and when i grocery shop i will

00:08:38 - 00:08:43 | Speaker 3:

get it does your daughter also not eat the food plan that you get her at college because luke will

00:08:43 - 00:09:17 | Speaker 5:

never eat the food plan either yeah um ironically she had some stomach issues come up last year that made her gluten free so she had to get the lower she got the lower plan yeah so now she has to have grocery money so that she can actually get food she can't and then so we got the college to lower her plan so we're not paying for yeah yeah unlimited swipes and she's not eating it like every day where's she going to school but she also does oh she goes to school at uh heidelberg university in ohio okay all right it's in tiffin okay which is in the middle of yeah yeah oh i

00:09:17 - 00:09:28 | Speaker 3:

know we know we have we get listeners that will call us from tiffin what up tiffin uh thank you for the call what's up pam how you doing i'm great how are you we're doing okay what's going on

00:09:28 - 00:09:58 | Speaker 1:

okay so my son is the opposite my son is the door dasher he actually goes and delivers the food but he says he goes up to the door and he goes he gets the creepy claw grab he goes he goes all they'll do is they'll open up the door they'll stick out an arm and they snatch the food and then grab the food and run back in the house because they don't say hi they don't say thank you they don't say nothing he goes they just snatch and grab he goes it is the weirdest creepiest thing ever yeah he says but he whatever he's like okay you know what though you those are

00:09:58 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 3:

the people that usually have no pain

00:10:00 - 00:10:05 | Speaker 4:

and you don't want them answering the door mel what's up it's mojo in the morning good morning

00:10:05 - 00:10:40 | Speaker 6:

i just wanted to call and share with you guys that i was at a lunch for work um they ended up ordering food for everybody but it was really really gross they got subs but it was all like wilted and gross so i ended up covertly door dashing myself some food and i got fired a week later why but i'm almost positive that that was why why would they fire you over something like that if they got you bad food they told me when they fired me that they felt like i wasn't a good fit for their place of work which i feel like was an easy cop-out yeah that's bs that's nice

00:10:40 - 00:10:49 | Speaker 4:

what's up lindsey hi it's mojo in the morning how are you good how are you we're good what's going

00:10:49 - 00:11:02 | Speaker 6:

on so i work at a middle school and we have had to put a rule out that kids can't door dash because they would be door dashing all the time during the day and i would have to walk down and deliver

00:11:02 - 00:11:23 | Speaker 4:

it to them in their classroom lindsey luke would door dash to school too and in it got to be so bad when he was in high school he was like door dashing out there and there's a one kid that he went to school with that would door dash so frequently or have door dash come so frequently they had to do the same thing too they just didn't want random people going on school property during

00:11:23 - 00:11:33 | Speaker 6:

the day correct yeah well and then we get like of course the starbucks and it just got like way out of hand so finally we had to like put something out to our family to say like hey you guys can't

00:11:33 - 00:12:43 | Speaker 4:

do this anymore before doordash the only place that would deliver was jimmy john's and chelsea would order jimmy john's for luke all the time in school too so i think she's the person that contributed to this thing that he's doing right oh man yeah gotta yep gotta blame it on someone right it's crazy i feel bad that i've gotten so lazy to the point if you were talking about how your kids will door dash sephora i feel bad like i needed something at cvs like i needed i needed to get like some motrin and i was like you know okay one bottle of motrin and i didn't want to get up and go get it now i get to a point where it's like i'm paying it's more 19 for the bottle of motrin but i'm paying 10 for the delivery you pay for the gas the trip that it would have took you to go and for the item yeah it's crazy hold on one last one this is funny is this so me yes what's up hey you've been on it with the names today bro i've been trying i'm sure it's lucky no no no she's typing them up phonetically for me what's going on so me so my Oh, so many connections. What's that? Say that again?

00:12:44 - 00:12:59 | Speaker 5:

My 17-year-old daughter went out with her friends one night and came home and door dashed Taco Bell. Well, while she was waiting for it, instead of picking it up off the front porch, she passed out, and it was there at 5 o'clock in the morning. I hope she still ate it. I would.

00:12:59 - 00:13:11 | Speaker 4:

You'd have raccoons on the front doorstep eating your Taco Bell. I've done that before, though. Have you ever done that where you come back home from one of our rooftop parties? You door dash something and you fall asleep.

00:13:11 - 00:13:12 | Speaker 5:

I did that with Shake Shack.

00:13:12 - 00:13:28 | Speaker 4:

Oh, yeah. It's the worst. And it's there the next morning. And you wonder if it's, you know, a night like we've had the last couple of nights. I wouldn't eat the stuff. I really hope she didn't, to be honest. It depends on who it is. Sprinkle some mild sauce on that Taco Bell. You'll be all right.

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