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Luke's Spring Break
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Luke's Spring Break

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April 17, 2023 | 00:14:05 | Leisure

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good morning welcome to the mojo in the morning show it's good to have you guys here with us today back i was off last week took luke on his senior year spring break i know we talked before about how Luke my youngest son was gonna be going on his senior year spring break not doing what a lot of the kids in his school were doing which was going down to Punta Cana and hanging out on the beach he wanted to do something different and so we did do something different And I got to tell you guys, it was really awesome. It was such a cool, like, moment for both Chelsea and I, which could have been like a really, honestly, it could have been one of those times where Luke goes on this thing and goes, I wish I was with everybody else, you know, because everybody else is, you know, hanging out and probably, you know, basking in sun and water and drinking and all that stuff.

00:05:00 - 00:06:03 | Speaker 3:

Because, you know, they go down to these places that, you know, they can drink. Yeah, they're 18. Although Luke is 17, so, you know, he would not have been able to. We took Luke. It was his choice. He's into golf. He loves golf. He's actually on his school's golf team. And so we took Luke to a place that, and I know you guys all know probably about the Masters and how great the Masters, you know, is, you know, that tournament is. Because this course that we took him to, I would say, is ranked like second, third, or fourth to the best golf course in the world, which is Augusta National, which is where the Masters is. We took him to North Carolina to a place called Pinehurst, and they actually have like U.S. Opens there. That's so cool. Yeah, so it's actually like a tournament course, but it's also a town, Pinehurst, North Carolina, where I call it Disney World for Golf. Because all there is is golf. Like, Mike, I know you don't like golf, right? Maybe miniature golf is your thing.

00:06:03 - 00:06:08 | Speaker 2:

I like-ish. I like-ish. I'm not good at it, which is the frustrating part, but I like it a little bit.

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This town would probably not be a place I would say for you to go travel to. Why? Because it's all golf. Like, it's basically golf courses upon golf courses upon golf courses. And then everything's about golf. Like, you go to restaurants, and basically you're eating out of, like, you know, a golf club. You know what I mean? Yeah, everything's themed. Or drinking out of a golf club or something like that. There is a cool thing. You would like this. There's a cool, they have a place that's like on their thing where it's called a par three course. So it's a short course. So every hole is like only 100 yards. And it's actually kind of fun.

00:06:42 - 00:06:48 | Speaker 1:

I don't even know what par three means. I don't play golf. So what is that? So it's basically you got to get it within three. Okay.

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Yeah. But long story short, there were a couple of moments. And I'm going to tell you guys this. i'm not the most physically fit guy in the world i know you guys don't know that right you or don't believe that right are you good looking for that right right sure sure yeah yes i i am not the yeah i'm not the most physically fit individual in the in the world okay but i was able to walk without a golf cart two of the rounds that we did 18 holes wow over 20 000 steps holy crap it was craziness like it was absolutely craziness one of them one of the things was we golfed in four hours in four hours I had 16,000 steps I was like what in the world is happening to me and all I kept doing the whole time was praying that I didn't have to like call for medics because the worst thing in the world would have been for Luke to see his dad like you know die on his spring break trip

00:07:49 - 00:07:58 | Speaker 2:

now why don't they let you drive carts because that's my favorite part about golf is riding around in the carts I like to golf a little bit but boozing in the carts is the best part. Why don't they let you do that?

00:07:58 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 3:

I think that, well, this course that they do is a course where they play, like, actual tournaments on, so I don't think that they like to have the carts on there, like, digging up the, because it would be guys like you and I that would be, like, driving up on the green and things like that, you know? But, so I think they try to keep it from, and also I think it's the, that's kind of how golf was before there was golf carts, you know what I mean? Like, people were doing that. So we end up, we golfed like four days, you know, four days of nonstop golf, and one of the times we're walking, and as we're walking up this green, we start, you know, talking to each other, and it's Luke and myself, and then Luke's best buddy, Jack, and his dad, Vince.

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Okay.

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And we're walking, and Vince is walking with Jack, and I'm walking with Luke. And I looked at him, and I said to him, I said, I hope that you remember this, like what we're doing right now in this moment for the rest of your life.

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Yeah.

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Because.

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You're going to make me cry. I know.

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Because if I was to do this with my dad, it would have been like the greatest thing ever. Core memory. And he looked, and he said, Dad, I want to come back here so bad with you again, and I will remember this for the rest of my life. It was honestly one of the coolest moments ever.

00:09:14 - 00:09:26 | Speaker 1:

I'm so happy you guys chose to do something different. It was cool. Not that I'm saying that the kids that went to Punta Cana or wherever, everybody went with their classes. But it's so special.

00:09:27 - 00:11:18 | Speaker 3:

Listen, I'm sure that they had the best times ever doing that. And we've done that before. And it's awesome. But I do believe this was kind of a Luke thing. This is what he kind of likes. So this is what he's passionate about. So it was cool for him to experience it. We also experienced it. I told you about Luke's best buddy since kindergarten is Jack. And this is an interesting thing. Luke's principal is Jack's mom. So we were also traveling with the... principal of Luke's school, which I, are there any teachers or, or principals or, you know, people that are in administration listening right now? Because I have known, I've known Kim for, you know, since Luke was in kindergarten, since, you know, Luke and Jack were, you know, what, five years old or whatever it was. And we've gone out and we've had dinner, drinks, things like that. But this is like spring break. And honestly, I have to tell you, I feel bad for teachers and principals and people that work in schools because it's tough for you to let loose like you guys are on you and honestly and I and I wanted to ask this question of teachers and stuff is it hard for you to go out with your family and friends and have like a drink or a cocktail or party and stuff because I was asking Kim this question because Kim and Vince are you know we there have been longtime friends of ours and i just looked at kim and i thought this woman has so much pressure that she's got put on her and i know that we have to be like hay of ourselves when we're out in public because there might be somebody that might know who we are but it ain't nothing compared to if you're a teacher of a school or the principal especially like a catholic school like you can't go out and do keg stands can you i mean you could you'd go you'd go viral

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You'd go viral. That's the problem.

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Have any people, and I actually made a joke. I actually joked at one point and said to Luke, I go, Luke, how cool is this? We're partying with the principal. We were just hanging at a place eating dinner and stuff like that. But Luke obviously thinks of her as his principal, but also thinks of her probably even more as his buddy's mom. So, and she was definitely in mom mode. She was not in principal mode, you know, last week. But all I kept thinking about was I have so many friends that are teachers. I have so many friends that are school administrators that work in schools. And you guys cannot – I don't know how you live in your community that you are a teacher at.

00:12:01 - 00:12:20 | Speaker 1:

I remember going to a charity event a couple of years ago for a girl that I went to high school with. And several of my high school and middle school teachers were there. And they were all just – they were boozing. And it was just so weird to see my high school biology teacher ripping shots at this thing.

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When I was a kid, I used to get excited when I saw the teacher at Kroger. You know what I mean? Oh, my God. She eats food. She leaves school? I mean, I acted like it was something completely odd or pumping gas at a gas station. Oh, my God. She actually goes in and pumps gas. 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548. Wendy, what's happening? Good morning. How are you? Good. One of our many teachers that listen to the Mojo in the Morning Show waking up in the morning?

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Yeah, driving in. But I was telling the girl on the phone, this is exactly why I don't live where I teach. I live about a half hour away, and I don't want to be out and see kids or kids' parents or anybody. I'd like, so I, I've never, I've been teaching for, I don't know, it feels like a million years, but I've never lived where I taught.

00:13:15 - 00:13:41 | Speaker 3:

I'm telling you, you are so smart because even just going out with, you know, your husband or family and having like a, you know, everybody deserves a cocktail at the end of the day. Right. You know, it's been a long day. Or a few. Yeah. Or a few. I mean, even just sitting there drinking a glass of wine, you know, you've got to worry that somebody's going to sit there and maybe tape you or, oh, my God, that's Miss Wendy, you know?

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Right? Especially on a Friday. Yeah.

00:13:45 - 00:14:36 | Speaker 3:

This is why you should just drink in class. Then they'll always just think you're drinking. It's just normal. Thank God for Yetis, right? Thank God for everything. Those things came out. They kind of hid whatever the heck you're drinking. Wendy, thank you for the call. I appreciate it. have a good day take care of yourself a couple texters that are texting in this morning saying that they follow their teachers on social media and know that their teachers have to have finstas they have to have a fake account oh absolutely that's private that nobody can see yeah because i have a friend uh who is a she's a friend of chelsea's actually been a long time friend of chelsea's and she's a school teacher and she has like the instagram that's got her like cutting with the scissors that have the rounded edges on the back sides. And then she's got the other one where she's got like, you know.

00:14:37 - 00:14:38 | Speaker 1:

She's smoking a big dube.

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No, it's not. I don't think she's got it.

00:14:41 - 00:14:52 | Speaker 2:

She's not necessarily dube. That's so cool saying that. I didn't know where he was going with that. Just something very opposite than rounded tip scissors. That was the first thing that came to my mind.

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Not so much smoking the reefer. The dube. The dube. Um But no, but out with her girlfriends at Fifth Avenue, you know, like having fun. What's up, Jaden? How you doing?

00:15:10 - 00:15:11 | Speaker 6:

Hey, I'm good. Good morning.

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Good morning. What's going on?

00:15:13 - 00:15:49 | Speaker 6:

Nothing. I'm sorry. I messed up. Okay. So one, I saw my teacher or my daughter's teacher. She's in kindergarten, right? This woman is so drunk at the bar. She is just having a great time. It's a weekend. It was a long week, you know? And she just looked at my daughter And she goes You know what, Lucy Miss, I'm not going to say her name Just isn't feeling the best today And I don't know if I'm going to make it to school tomorrow So you just tell the sub Everything that we do, okay? Oh my god Freaking drunk

00:15:49 - 00:15:58 | Speaker 3:

Wait, so she actually Drunk at the bar Walked up to her student And told her student what to pass along To the substitute teacher

00:15:58 - 00:16:09 | Speaker 6:

She sure did. And it was so funny because, you know, they made eye contact, so there was no denying it. They all saw each other. There was no way she could play it off.

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Question for you. You know your daughter, and you probably know your daughter's classmates. Does that teacher deserve to be drinking at the end of the day?

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Absolutely. Absolutely. No doubt about it.

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I'm telling you that whenever we would buy gifts for our teachers, we would figure out a way to buy them a gift that was appropriate for how much of a pain in the ass our child was. Thank you for the call. Take care. Have a good day. Bye. We'll see you.

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