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Did you hear the story about Lydia and her car? No, first off, we have the worst parking situation going on here in front of this building. If you don't park in the main parking lot that they provide for us, which is a fabulous lot, your car is going to either get hit, ticketed, or towed. And so Lydia gets here the earliest. She's here at 4 o'clock in the morning or something. And then Shannon comes right afterwards, and she's here just not that far after. So they both park in front of the building. And I used to park there, too, until Lester came in one morning and goes, Mojo, your Tahoe's about to get taken out by a semi-truck. So, Zach will have to explain this because he was the eyewitness to the crime or the potential crime. Zach gets called by security any time that there's any kind of an issue in front of the building. And the call came yesterday that there was something going on, Zach. What was the call?

In a panic, the security guard, Mr. Hill, shout out, he was just like, hey, who drives the black Cherokee? I'm like, oh, that's Lydia. Like, what's going on? Well, someone just hit her and ran off. So I was like, oh, dude, I got to go get Lydia. Grab Lydia. Without a jacket, she bolts, and it's like 19 degrees outside. And she's like, what the hell is going on? So she goes, gets her keys because she wants to make sure her backup camera is fine. Wait, was the person that hit it gone?

Like, did they just hit it gone? They're gone. What did they do?

No, no. So I ran outside, and the security guard was like, oh, that's the girl that hit your car. And she was walking up the street, and I was like, hey, did you hit my car? And she turns around, and she's like, I'm so sorry. She's like, I saw that there was no damage done to it, so I didn't think I had to stop. I'm like, no, no, no, that's not common courtesy. If you're going to hit someone's car, and even if you don't see damage, I have to make sure that there's no internal damage with my sensor and my camera. And she's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's all she kept saying. And she was really shaken up. And her parents didn't speak English.

Wait, oh, really? Okay. Oh, she was, like, younger.

Yeah, she was probably...

Where was she going? What was she doing in the area?

She was going to the meat market.

She was going to the meat market. Okay. You should have saw her face, Marjo.

Huh? You should have saw her face. Lydia, like, reamed her out, and she was scared for her life. It was amazing. Really? Oh, yeah, I was scared for her. Yeah, oh.

She wanted to have a piece of my meat. So, wait a second. So the security guard sees her hit Lydia's car. She hit and runs the car. Yep. Lydia doesn't allow this to happen because guess what came out? The Chaldean came out. The Chaldean came out where I'm like, hey, I'm from the nasty streets of Macomb. And I'm going to F you up, bitch. You don't mess with Eastside Chaldean.

It was not very Habibi of her.

That was not Habibi's at all.

Wait, so was there damage to your car inside?

No. Or was it all good? There was nothing wrong with it. And after I had realized there wasn't, she stuck around and waited. Can I tell her? Oh, sorry. Go ahead.

No, no. So what did you tell her?

I was just telling her, I'm like, this is common courtesy and you have to have respect for other people's things.

She gave a life lesson. Oh, a life lesson. Life lesson, Lydia. That's right. So wait, so Lydia with the non-English speaking lady, or no, her family was not. Her family wasn't.

She spoke English.

Okay. As she's going to the meat market to get like challah or something, I don't know, whatever that, what is she getting there? What do they serve at that meat market? Do we know? I've not met the neighbors yet.

Live cow.

They serve live cow. Live cow.

They set it up right there. Me and Mojo see those trucks coming by every single morning. They come in alive. They're not sold live. Well, they were just alive five minutes ago, same thing.

You guys, they're still breathing. Because they do, Shannon, they're coming alive.

You want to see something scary? Watch the cattle truck pull down the street at five in the morning and see Lydia, who, by the way, just a moment ago was about ready to beat some girl's ass. When the cows come by on that little cattle car, she's crying like a freaking baby. She's crying like a breaking and entering Christmas wish has just been granted. She's like going crazy over this thing. You know what's funny about that? Is that I would probably, if I saw somebody hit my car, would probably just go, oh, you know what?

Oh, heck no.

I would not run after him down the street. Would you? Would you run after him?

In this neighborhood? If somebody hit my car and I saw them driving away, I feel like I would run after.

I need my concealed carry. I swear to you. Oh, my God. I need it.

You're the person who needs it the least.

I need it.

but i will also be honest with you if i hit somebody's car and didn't see any damage i'd probably go away too yeah i would never do that i would never do that yes you yes you would never

i would never yeah that's such an inappropriate thing to do so lydia you parked in the same spot that you parked in yesterday when your car got hit for a long time you're not you're not moving

your car you're not going to use the lot anymore hell no i'm not using that lot i get in at five o'clock in the morning and I carry Starbucks drinks and I carry my planner and my laptop. There's no way I'm walking half a block in the freezing cold.

There's a video, Zach? Let me see the video. Yeah, I just sent it to you. There was video?

Not all of us immediately pulling out our phones. Can you see the cows?

Wait, this is video. Zach, this is video of Lydia chasing them or video? There is video of that. I need a new phone. Alright, hold on. Okay, here you go. Hold on. It's just a little bump. But, like, let me see. Let me see. Oh, boom. Kaboom. What kind of car is that? Is that like a...

It's like a 2008 Santa.

Now, wait. Does she get out to check? Does she get out to check? Bink.

No. She banged into that bitch. She sure can't drive. She sure does not. She had way more room. Look at that. By the way, that is the worst parallel park ride I've ever seen. Exactly. You know what? It's hard. Oh, my God.

The interesting thing is she could have just parked there, but she knew she was in the wrong, so she drove away. Well, that's what you do when you hit a car.

Yeah.

You leave. You know what's funny? How did she even know there was no damage? She never got out of the car. Thank you.

Here's my question for you guys. If you're at Kroger and you get out of your car and you bang the door next to you, do you pretend that you didn't do it? Like, what do you do? You look to see if it's a visible scratch or something like that. If it is, what do you do? You leave a note? You still leave. in my mind they don't know if it was there

if it wasn't there and you just poo-pooed on what I said I'm sorry you look around and you see if anybody saw it if they did you read a fake note then you put that in the windshield if nobody saw you you get the car you leave

what if it's a what if it's a white car like Shannon's GMC and you got a black car right next to it with a big old black mark on it do you move your car to a different parking spot

no because that's conspicuous

really

yeah this was from a different interaction that was my red car that was somebody that like

Oh, if it's a red one, you're screwed. That's a bad one. Kevin, by the way, I've just learned this. I've learned that this guy is the guy I never want parking next to me. Why? I don't always hit doors. Can I tell you, you know who the worst person is to park next to you? KP. First off, she drives a truck, a Silverado pickup truck that's way too big for a little girl to be driving. She should not be driving that thing. She drives like an idiot. You know what I mean? Like she pulls up on curbs and stuff like that. Last week, she's not, is she tracking her show right now or what is she doing?

She'd be coming in here if she was listening.

We got to get her. So last week, she parked like I was the size of Shannon next to me. I couldn't get into my car.

climb over the passenger seat to get over to my car you should have seen my big fat ass trying

to get over this thing i want to say her license plate or like the little tree thing that hang from her rearview mirror says hot girls hit curves is that what it says oh she knows it courtney what's

going on it's mojo in the morning hi hi i hit a parked car in a strawberry field once and it was a Range Rover and my newborn was crying. I had my three-year-old daughter with me. And so I went and searched the strawberry field to see who it was. And she chewed me out and like said, how could I do that? I was like, my baby was crying. She threatened to call the cops on me and she wanted my husband to just write a check. But you were nice enough to go search her out and find her. Oh, it was so bad. I was crying and it was, it was, she threatened to call the cops on me and i'm like i didn't mean driving is hard sometimes parking is hard sometimes and but that was the lady felt so bad for me at the strawberry field that she gave me my strawberries for free so that was you okay and i love you i love you i'm so grateful you called

but it feels like hear me out don't get mad a strawberry field feels like it would have a lot

of open space how did you manage to pull this off you would you would think that but when you pull in, you have to pull to the right, and it was like a roll, like, it was, it's hard. It sounds... If it was the left, you would have been good. But the parking is hard. But, you are right, I have been known to hit cars.

Well, it was nice of you to at least go find her, you know what I mean?

Like, that was good. I may or may not have backed up into a spot once, thinking it was open and there was actually a car in there. I take full responsibility.

You probably should not be driving a car, should you?

Well, you know, stuff happens, right? My husband will teach my kids how to drive.

Yeah. All right. Well, take care of yourself.

Love you. Happy birthday, Shannon. Thank you.

Strawberry Fields. I was trying to pull up the song. Isn't there a Beatles song, Strawberry Fields Forever? There is. Strawberry Fields Forever. Yeah. Zach, what's up?

hey my son's seven years old and he's got a bit of a problem with like slamming the door open super fast yeah so he's left a couple marks as well but there was one time we were sitting next to a really nice car and he swung it open and it hit his mirror and kind of like you know bent it backwards like some mirrors can do um unfortunately he was a super nice guy you know i got out and i apologizing like no it's cool it's cool but it was a really nice car you know so i i was like oh

no i'm about to pay for something dude i miss driving a hoopty sometimes because i would be

like what are you gonna do hit me see uh-uh no it's those people though that are the ones that complain oh no it's the people with the hoopties that are the ones that go oh my neck hurts you

know if i see somebody car that's messed up i'm staying so far away from you as you should Because I got nothing to lose. Exactly. You've lost it all? Detroit. WSNX, Muskegon, Grand Rapids.

WVKS, Toledo. Three great stations. One stupid show. What are you doing? You're on the phone? This is Mojo in the Morning. Live. Who are you talking to?

It's Courtney from my leasing office. Why is Courtney from your leasing office calling you in the middle of the... I'm about to put you on speakerphone, Courtney. Courtney. I don't know if you know what I do. I work on a radio show called Mojo in the Morning. so I'm about to put you on speakerphone so people can't hear you. Courtney, are you okay with being on the radio?

Are you okay with being on the air? Courtney?

Yeah.

Courtney, what did he do? Did he have an extra loud night last night or what's the story?

Yeah, he had a loud night last night. Are you being for serious?

I don't know.

What's up, Courtney? I have a question for real.

Oh, here, no.

I'm going to take you off.

You need a co-signer? um you want us to help you help you here uh kevin's only been in that apartment for how long and he's probably already getting calls from the apartment complex there how do they not know what he does for a living didn't you have to put that down on your application you do you have to submit

pay slams yeah oh yeah yeah he definitely lied he definitely lied he he yeah he photoshopped that

online for sure do you do you know doesn't he feel like he's like a little he's a little lot I don't know, like AWOL lately.

I cannot believe you took a call during the show.

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