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So Lydia from our show here just recently got back from Las Vegas where she and her mom went to celebrate the fact that Lydia graduated, which congratulations again to Lydia on that. Thank you. And you guys had a lot of fun, it sounded like, but you did not have fun at the airport. the TSA got a little handsy with you, huh?

Yeah, she got a little bit excited, I think. So I have TSA pre-check, but my mom doesn't. So I was kind enough to go through regular TSA. And I know Spike knows the feeling.

Oh, don't get me started on that. It's the one thing my girlfriend and I constantly argue about.

Is it bad to say this, but I'm also TSA pre-check and my wife is too. And my kids are. I went to Livonia to go get it all done at the TSA place there. I would leave my mom And make her go

You guys all leave me when we go to Vegas I finally just got clear I have clear

But I don't want to take my shoes off

And you have to pull your

Everything out of your bag It's the dumbest thing ever

I mean before Lydia tells her story I'll just tell you it's the most trying thing in our relationship We don't fight about anything except pre-check Because when we started dating I found she didn't have it I'm like well let's go get it I'll buy it for you for Christmas and she won't do it and i and so i i was the nice boyfriend for a year i would go through the long line with her take my shoes off take my belt off take my laptop off and so i finally told her when we traveled last weekend i said i'm not doing anymore i said i'll meet you i'll go get you starbucks because i'll be through this line in 30 seconds it's going to take you 20 minutes

why is it crazy why don't you take her with you like we like i did with my wife and my kids and go take her to that place in livonia that's what i told her i'm going to take her to get she's like

i don't need it i'm fine waiting in line i'm like you are till you miss a flight you guys travel a

lot i would i would do it she needs it yeah so what happened to you lydia so i was going through tsa pre-check and i was wearing baggy sweatpants but i didn't think anything of it and as i walked through the monitor was beeping and this lady's like i'm gonna need you to step aside for a second the tsa officer and i started to get nervous but i was like you know keep my cool she was like uh i think i'm gonna need to give you like a check and i'm like what kind of check she's like you know down below and i'm like down below she said down below yep she said down below but it she gave it some kind of name i can't even remember the name of what she was calling it a groin check that's what it was oh a groin check groin check yeah she's like let me give you a groin check she's like you want me to do this in public or private and i'm like well she's giving me the option to do it in public why not so i step aside and i told her she could do it in public and she starts feeling me up oh my god touching my thighs touching in between my legs and puts her hand in

my butt crack even wait no no no no no no yeah she did not yeah she did wait so she so like use an example of your fingers she actually went like a swipe like you know how you swipe a card

wow and then um she starts to feel in between my waistband and she pulls out her hand and she's like wow i'm getting like kind of hot and i was like no wait are you serious my mom was right behind me and my face turned so red I was like, I don't even know what to say at this point. That's crazy.

You know what's funny is they always have women feel the women and guys do the guys. That's interesting with that because you never think about that. You never think that it... Well, it doesn't matter

the gender if you're being violated by...

somebody that you don't know it's not comfortable did you feel violated or did you enjoy it or were

you just surprised i did not enjoy it at all but that's her job and i didn't want to complain she's an officer and i was a little bit scared anyway so after she was feeling inside my waist bandage pulled her hands out she's like where did you get those sweatpants i'm like zara and then i just looked at my mom and i was like this is so awkward as i walked away i couldn't even say

anything that's craziness it's funny because you hear these stories all the time and maybe you have one you'll share with us of what did the TSA do to you for some reason my shoes or my feet are a problem because it's always I got to sit down in the chair and take my shoes off and I'm telling you I think that they do it on purpose to me because they see a guy that you know is not the most agile of individuals and he's got to sit down in a chair take his shoes off and they put my shoes all the way through it's not the same pair of shoes all the time it's like different pair of shoes so there's something in my foot that I got to figure out why is that or my socks maybe at the stance socks that i wear maybe there's some kind of a residue issue or something with them that's really because i think but i always have to take my shoes my shoes off and it drives me absolutely crazy that that happens well the same thing that happened to

lydia happened to me on this trip and that's why i told her i'm done i'm done i'm not doing it anymore because on the way every time i go i got to hear the guys lecture me you can go through this line sir i'm like i'm staying with her and then i hear them all make the jokes like you're better man than me i wouldn't go through this line so on the way back they pulled me aside and they it was all this whole big hubbub because they saw something in my pocket and the guy's feeling my left testicle my right testicle way he's doing the whole thing feeling me up and i mean you can look i emailed you this story on sunday when i got back from la it was because i had two motrin caplets in my pocket my pants pocket they tell you empty everything whatever well they tell you empty everything well they thought that the two the two motrin were something and they the guy's feeling up my sack saying there's something there i'm like i like to be probed as i get two pills what does it look like on your x-ray machine i like to be probed by the gay men i told all the whole ride home i was so fuming i said i am not waiting in that line anymore it's so easy to get tsa pre-check i'd like to be sized up by the gay

men that's crazy that's that's nuts over the fact that they you know these it's funny i the tsa you You have a cousin that's in TSA. You should ask. Yeah, Chris. Ask him if the TSA people ever get a little handsy. Can you purport a handsy TSA person?

You guys know how OCD I am about the tightness of my shoes.

They both have to be of equal tightness.

That alone is enough for me to pay the fee for whatever the eight years of TSA shoe check is. Because that alone is the reason. You don't have to take your shoes off. You just walk through.

But they have to be of equal tightness or they'll...

It drives me crazy. If one shoe is tighter than the other, I will spend the next half hour retightening them.

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