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Lydia is FINALLY going to the White House!
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Lydia is FINALLY going to the White House!

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June 30, 2023 | 00:10:17 | Leisure

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All right, it is Mojo in the Morning Show. Yesterday I had a very interesting day. It was another busy day. Can you believe that after all the craziness of what happened, we were at golf at Pro-Am for the Rocket Mortgage Classic, can you believe that I actually yesterday went out and golfed again and it was with some good people that helped out Lydia and my good friend Martin Manna. And, Lydia, I'm going to have you tell the story right now because I think that this is a great story. So do you guys know who Lydia is? She is the person that you talk to when you call up the show. So the first line of defense to get through on this Mojo in the Morning show. And also all the great little, you know, fun things that we give away and give you an opportunity to win. She's part of that with, you know, all the people in our promotions department and stuff. but do you remember when she went on the air way back when and she told the story on the air about how she wanted to go to the White House and actually you called out the governor right

00:03:18 - 00:03:45 | Speaker 5:

yeah I really wanted Gretchen Whitmer to let me into the White House but unfortunately she didn't respond but you know who did respond was um Miss Alyssa Slotkin oh she did so um Mojo got me in touch with his friend Martin Manna and Sharky Haddad both great guys and Chaldeans, so that's a plus. And they reached out to Alyssa Slotkin for me, and they got me into the White House. I'm so excited for you.

00:03:45 - 00:03:49 | Speaker 1:

The Congresswoman got her in. So when are you going, by the way?

00:03:49 - 00:03:58 | Speaker 5:

I'm going to go next Friday. My tour is at 8 a.m. Okay. And I cannot wait to ask Joe Biden if I see him. Does he use a golden toilet?

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I just want to know.

00:04:00 - 00:04:04 | Speaker 5:

You need to steal the CPAP machine.

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Yeah. That's your homework.

00:04:05 - 00:04:21 | Speaker 1:

You got to see how tight that thing is. It's a dare. We need a White House checklist and see how many things Lydia can complete. Lydia, this is like the coolest thing ever. Going on a tour of, first off, you're going to the most famous house in the world.

00:04:22 - 00:04:40 | Speaker 5:

I'm so excited. I really can't wait. I couldn't sleep last night. Have you been to D.C. before? I have. I've been to D.C. twice, but I've never seen even the White House. I've walked past it, but I've never gotten to go in it. I haven't even gotten to get close to it You know, there's always mumbo-jumbo going on outside of there

00:04:40 - 00:04:43 | Speaker 1:

Is that what they call that? Mumbo-jumbo?

00:04:43 - 00:04:54 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, like, you know, the protesters and stuff So I just stay back and like to take a peek But I love to go to all the museums and stuff But this time, I get to be like, you know, a cool girl Going to see our president, maybe

00:04:54 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 1:

Wow, can I tell you that that is like such an awesome thing to be able to do It's so cool to be able to do

00:05:00 - 00:05:10 | Speaker 3:

to go a on a vacation to the nation's capital but to go on a vacation to nation's capital and get to see stuff that not everybody gets an opportunity to go through you're also going to go to the

00:05:10 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 1:

capital too right yeah so Alyssa Slotkin and her peoples got me into the capital as well so my cousins get to go with me too and they're really excited so all three of my cousins they were not born in the U.S. but they are you know they moved here and they never got to see any U.S. history

00:05:27 - 00:05:36 | Speaker 3:

Wait, tell us, first off, for those that don't know this, you being Chaldean, it means that your family is native from Iraq, right?

00:05:36 - 00:05:36 | Speaker 1:

Yes.

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And your friends are also?

00:05:39 - 00:05:39 | Speaker 1:

My cousins are.

00:05:39 - 00:05:40 | Speaker 3:

Your cousins?

00:05:40 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, they were all born in Iraq.

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And so here they are. They are now American citizens that were not born here, but they are going to get a chance to see what the American dream is all about by going to D.C.

00:05:51 - 00:06:00 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, so out of the four of us, I was the only one born here, So I took on the role of, you know, showing them around. Do you see, you know, they're U.S. citizens now.

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Guys, this is exactly what the 4th of July is all about. I don't know if you ever see what our forefathers thought of. Our forefathers thought of this exact same thing. They thought of this, that, you know, this was obviously your house. This was your capital. This was, I don't know why I'm doing this whole thing right now. I'm looking for, what is that? Who's the guy that sings that song? Oh. And I'm proud to be an American. Yeah, where is that song at right now? Hold on a second. I think I might have it right here. Here we go. Let it go. Lee Greenwood. Yes.

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I always cry when I hear this song. Really?

00:06:35 - 00:06:44 | Speaker 3:

I apologize. I tried to find it, but I couldn't find it in the system. What a stupid son of a bitch. I'm sorry. I apologize. This is for Lydia.

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If tomorrow all the things were gone, I'd work for all my life.

00:06:50 - 00:06:59 | Speaker 3:

Do you think Lydia should steal something for us from there to give away on the air when she comes back? Wow, I like that. Maybe we can auction it off for breaking it in her.

00:06:59 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 1:

What do we think that I could get away with out of the White House?

00:07:02 - 00:07:07 | Speaker 3:

Like toilet paper that has the emblem, the presidential emblem on it?

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Yeah.

00:07:11 - 00:07:36 | Speaker 3:

That would be a proud American moment right there, stealing some things from somebody's home. That's a good question. Here's a question I'm going to ask. Did you ever have anybody come visit your home and steal something from you? Will you call us up at 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548? What did they steal from you that could give us an idea of what Lydia could take from the White House?

00:07:36 - 00:07:40 | Speaker 1:

Can you imagine me walking out with the toilet paper hanging out of my pants?

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Ari, what's going on?

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Hey, good morning, guys. I just wanted to say that, Lydia, your determination is by far unmatched, and that's how you get what you want, girl. Oh, thank you, Ari.

00:07:52 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 1:

It was all Mojo, Martin, and Sharky, but thank you so much. I really was determined.

00:07:57 - 00:08:05 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, it was honestly Martin and Sharky. Those guys are the greatest. Yeah, good to the community and good for our area here. What's up, Tina?

00:08:06 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 2:

Good morning, Mojo. Two days in a row. This is crazy.

00:08:08 - 00:08:11 | Speaker 3:

Wow, you got through. Oh, that's right. I forgot. We talked to you early on the show.

00:08:12 - 00:08:22 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah. Well, I texted and then KP called me because I think y'all should make up a White House bingo sheet for Lydia to fill out when she goes to the White House.

00:08:22 - 00:08:38 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my God. That's a great idea, like, where we give her points for things, something that she can get, and we'll see how many points that she can get. Like, even pictures would be good. Like, she doesn't have to take things, but, like, a picture in front of a dead president. So, you got to get a picture in front of somebody that's dead. We'll do that as one.

00:08:38 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 2:

Like, George Washington's teeth.

00:08:40 - 00:09:01 | Speaker 3:

George Washington's teeth. Okay What about What about Oh If you get anything Yes, the dishes Anything with a presidential logo on Okay, gets points Something with an eagle I feel like there's got to be an eagle somewhere in there

00:09:01 - 00:09:08 | Speaker 4:

You've got to take a picture of yourself Sniffing the roses Something in the bathroom We'll be doing a lot of rose sniffing

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How about a picture next to a secret service agent

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Do they take selfies?

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I don't know, maybe You might be able to get them to do it What else could we do?

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The White House dog, Pat the dog

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Oh, that's right

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Oh wait, he bit somebody, didn't he? Yeah, he did Wait, that's a thousand points

00:09:31 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 3:

These are all honestly cool things There's definitely things that we can pull up

00:09:37 - 00:09:53 | Speaker 4:

Oh, I got a good one You have to be in the background for one of the networks that are doing their broadcast with their senior White House correspondents right there. Do you know what I mean? That would have been so fun to stand at that podium. Stand behind Miguel Amagur.

00:09:53 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 3:

No, you've got to be behind the stupid son of a bitch, Peter Doocy. What a stupid son of a bitch.

00:10:00 - 00:10:08 | Speaker 5:

If you can get behind him, you get yourself, like, that will be award-winning right there. Get him to actually give a shout-out and say, I'm the stupid son of a bitch. What's up, Chris? How you doing?

00:10:09 - 00:10:21 | Speaker 8:

Good morning, everybody. My friend, he didn't steal it, but he was given a business card holder from Camp David by Secret Service.

00:10:21 - 00:10:23 | Speaker 5:

Wow, that's cool. That's very cool.

00:10:23 - 00:10:37 | Speaker 8:

Yeah, he was installing carpet at Camp David, and it was a little memento. Um, he's, he's the one that we, we spoke years ago. He's the one that got me hooked up with, uh, chef Robert, uh, restaurant impossible.

00:10:38 - 00:10:47 | Speaker 5:

Oh, okay. Back in the day. Yeah. Okay. He called us up and told us about that. I don't remember it, but I'm pretending. Uh, thank you for the call. Andrew, what's going on?

00:10:47 - 00:10:49 | Speaker 6:

Hey, what's going on? Mojo.

00:10:49 - 00:10:50 | Speaker 5:

How you doing?

00:10:51 - 00:10:51 | Speaker 6:

Good. And yourself?

00:10:52 - 00:10:58 | Speaker 5:

Fantastic. Uh, you have an idea for, uh, uh, some point, uh, that Lydia could get us. She does something, a task that she could do.

00:10:59 - 00:11:05 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, absolutely. And I think it would be a nice thing to brag to all your friends. Take a poop there.

00:11:06 - 00:11:14 | Speaker 5:

Oh, my God. If you could. Duty! That would be, like, the greatest thing ever, to be able to be in there. I don't think they let you.

00:11:14 - 00:11:14 | Speaker 7:

Really?

00:11:15 - 00:11:47 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, because I hate to be a bragger. I don't want to brag. But I'm kind of a big deal. I don't know if you know this, Andrew. But I took my family to the White House. And I will tell you, I was a tad disappointed when I went. because you only get to go to the wing that usually is thrown for parties and things like that. And it's cool to walk up there, and you walk into the door. I think I might even have some pictures of it to show you. But I don't think they let you use a bathroom at the White House unless you seriously, yeah.

00:11:47 - 00:11:51 | Speaker 7:

5,000 points for taking a dump on the White House floor. You have to. You have to.

00:11:52 - 00:11:55 | Speaker 5:

There's us as a family walking up to the...

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Oh, that's cool. That's really cool. There we are.

00:11:58 - 00:12:20 | Speaker 5:

walking right there and uh in mine by the way i it was uh gary peters senator peters who's a great guy uh got us in and i will never forget that the biggest thing that he told me ahead of time was don't make me look bad that was his deal they don't let you use the bathroom uh i don't believe

00:12:20 - 00:12:24 | Speaker 7:

that we were allowed to ever use the bathroom well i'm holding in i'll just say i really have

00:12:24 - 00:12:34 | Speaker 5:

to go like please please please yeah or how about this we'll give you points if you duty your pants while you're in the white house make a duty you know if you do that that that might that might be

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