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Lydia's Car Got Totaled
Mojo In The Morning

Lydia's Car Got Totaled

from Mojo In The Morning

May 30, 2023 | 00:07:52 | Leisure

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our phones lydia answers the phones here when you call 844 mojo live or if you text 95500 she'll call you back so have you guys heard about these people that are doing these street racing like things where they're going out and they're just like racing their cars like idiots yeah and they just like shut down roads doing it and sometimes they'll go into like parking lots of businesses is well Lydia was shopping late at night were you at Meyer over on the east side of town is that right yep I was at Meyer at Hall and Chainer and so you're in the store shopping and what were you shopping for like a Memorial Day like barbecue or something yeah I was trying to get some things

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ready because I was going to celebrate Memorial Day with my girlfriends at Stony Creek Memorial Day okay and I was shopping and I walked outside and I see all these cop cars swarming the parking lot and I'm like oh what's what's going on here I walk over and I see my car completely destroyed so there was a crowd of boys surrounding it and there was a guy who ran up to me as I was running up to my car and he's like I'm so sorry I'm so sorry because I looked flabbergasted when I saw that my car literally moved three spots over so what had happened was he was doing donuts at about 70 miles per hour and hit my car he lost control of his car and um i'm a dorky fat numb nuts

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so they were so they were racing around the parking lot and uh and the guy ended up doing

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a donut and couldn't control his car couldn't control his car and um he slammed into my car and fortunately there was nobody else in the parking lot except for him and his friends there's a lot of douchebags out there so i now don't have a car i'm driving a rental right now but i'm just happy that i'm safe and he was safe it's just a little unfortunate

00:03:55 - 00:04:07 | Speaker 7:

that people decided to be dumb i liked how you called them what'd you call you call them boys how old are how old were these he was 20 years old and his friend goes that's a boy thing i go

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where's your mom like doesn't your mom need to make sure that you're not out this late and his friend goes well we're not kids and i'm like you can't even get into a bar to drink you're a kid

00:04:15 - 00:04:57 | Speaker 7:

to me oh my god yeah no what what in the world has happened to this you know this world that we have here like why is that why do these people feel like they need to go out there and and like you know what it is i blame i blame uh what's his nuts uh that does uh does all all those movies The Fast and the Furious movies Vin Diesel Vin Diesel I blame you Vin Diesel There was a new one Because of you Vin Diesel You got every doorknob from Macomb Out racing in parking lots of Meyers Oh my god By the way that's the greatest thing in the world That you called him a boy

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He was a boy 20 years old as a boy

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That actually is honestly really good that you did that Because I bet you that he hated the fact that you called him a boy

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Oh yeah, he was so mad

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Did you call the cops? Did the cops come and do anything?

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The cops came, so I want to say thank you To the Shelby Township Police Department Because two of their officers came out And they helped me, they were super kind And they called me down My parents aren't in town right now So they took the lead on calling me down And making sure I was good to go

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How many parking spots did they move over?

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He moved me over three parking spots. I'm going to send a picture to KP so she can post it to our Instagram story.

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Man, I hope that, you know, he's 20 years old. He's probably on his parents' insurance, too.

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Oh, for sure.

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We got to find out exactly what his dad and mom think about that.

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If there's one thing we do, we stay on our parents' insurance as long as possible.

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What's going on, Brad? How you doing?

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Not too bad. We've had that same issue over in Grand Rapids. It's called the Street Takeover Group, and they've been coming in and just taking over drag racing, shutting the highways down, taking over parking lots. There's been several accidents and several people hurt over here.

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Do you also blame Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, and anybody else that was in any of those movies?

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No, I don't. I just believe the idiots that are doing it.

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What is the thing that we did when we were younger? We didn't do that stuff. We didn't go out there and race. No, we did not

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We did not Come on Actually, we had a place Here in Grand Rapids Where we could go to Target at 54th Street Just park and hang out And we never had any issues And then these groups from Detroit And Chicago started coming in here

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Do these kids not understand That porn is now free online If porn was free online When I was a kid, I wouldn't be out there Drag racing Wait till you see it in the Oculus I'm telling you If I could afford it, I would have bought one of those And I would have, seriously I would have had virtual porn non-stop My parents would be like, what are you doing in the basement, Tommy?

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He hasn't seen the sun in weeks

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I can see through his skin Allison, what's going on, Allison?

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Oh, not much My parked car Has actually been hit four times now And I've only owned it I've only owned it for three years

00:07:26 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 1:

And is it by these kids That act like idiots?

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No, well one of them was Yes, one of them was An elderly lady who was Leaving a nursing home One of them was my cousin And the other one was my husband

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Look at this guy by the way You sent us a picture, you can see his car in the background And of course can you guys guess what kind of car he was driving? You didn't say on the air did you?

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No

00:07:49 - 00:07:53 | Speaker 1:

I thought it would be a Honda Civic Because isn't it always Honda Civics in it?

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It is Honda Civics.

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What kind of car do you think that this kid was driving?

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I'm going to say a Mustang.

00:08:00 - 00:08:09 | Speaker 1:

No. Okay. Nope. I'm jaded. I can see something in the back. Yes. You know the answer to it? Go ahead. You can say it. KP, would you know what the answer is? What kind of car do you think it is?

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Dodge Charger.

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Yep. Right? Yeah. That's what it is.

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It's always a Charger.

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Dang, got you good.

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Yeah.

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If you drive a Charger, respectfully, I hate you.

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And by the way, I bet you that that's his dad's Charger, too.

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Oh, for sure.

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Because a 20-year-old's not affording that Charger.

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Uh-uh. He was really mad at me that I called the police. He was like, I can fix your car for you. I'm like, no.

00:08:37 - 00:08:53 | Speaker 1:

No, bro. As he gives you wrong info. All right, well, listen. I'm going to say this to all these guys out there. Porn is free. Go home. Watch it. Lesbian Danielle wants to make a comment. What's up, Danielle?

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First of all, I'm hurt y'all don't remember me, but that's all right. Do y'all not remember that whole song, We on the Lodge with it? I do remember that. I remember that.

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Wait, who said they didn't remember you? We remember you.

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I called in years ago because I had to hide my relationship from my in-laws because I didn't know they were my in-laws.

00:09:17 - 00:09:23 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. Real quick, can you sing a little bit of that song? Can you sing We on the Lodge with it?

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All I remember is, we on the Lodge with it.

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That's awesome. Hey, thank you for the call. We appreciate it. This was, by the way, east side. So this was the Hall Road. This was not the Lodge. This was Hall Road.

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This is Hall Road.

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This is right by the Golden Toilet.

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I think it's the Golden Butthole.

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The Golden Butthole. Yes, the Golden Butthole.

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I forget about that thing.

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