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Lydia's Mom is Snapchatting Me
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Lydia's Mom is Snapchatting Me

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April 7, 2023 | 00:08:35 | Leisure

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00:02:12 - 00:02:20 | Speaker 6:

mojo in the morning show so mike a mom is snapchatting you and we know who this mom is or

00:02:20 - 00:03:21 | Speaker 5:

we know at least the the daughter who oh yeah yeah you all know her uh you all know the daughter it is and i only have snapchat for for my midday show it is something i use it for story wars you can follow me if you want to follow me it's just a stupid game i made up for middays or whatever So that's literally the only reason I use Snapchat. And I just got a Snapchat. And I don't know if this is real or it's a spam account. But Lydia's mom Snapchatted me a couple days ago and was like, I have a picture of you and Lydia. And I went, this is not Lydia's mom. There's no way this is Lydia's mom. But I responded. I went, oh, cool. Send it on over. And again, I thought I was going to get a link to some weird porn site or it was going to be a bot or something like that. and legit, she sent a picture over of Lydia and myself on the big screen at LCA during the Pistons game. Oh, okay. I went, what? Why? This can't be Lydia's mom.

00:03:21 - 00:03:36 | Speaker 6:

This is legit. Somebody messing with me. So wait, so, okay, so initially, I mean, Snapchat, you automatically just assume people snap for the fact that it's, yeah. Yeah, yeah, but she's okay to have a Snapchat account, isn't she?

00:03:37 - 00:03:41 | Speaker 3:

No, she overuses that thing. Wait, okay, so you are very aware she has one.

00:03:42 - 00:03:51 | Speaker 6:

Lydia's from our show. Lydia answers the phones. If you have not ever met Lydia, she's awesome. If you have never met her mom, she's even more awesome. You don't like the idea that your mom has a Snapchat?

00:03:52 - 00:03:58 | Speaker 3:

I love that woman, but there's no need to add every single person that she even thinks of in her brain on Snapchat.

00:03:59 - 00:04:06 | Speaker 6:

All right, so we got to throw this out there. We got to ask that question to the moms. Mom, why do you use Snapchat? I want to know why mom's on Snapchat.

00:04:06 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 3:

Is your mom awake, Lydia? We need to call her because I want to know who she's Snapchatting.

00:04:10 - 00:04:11 | Speaker 6:

I can Snapchat it real quick.

00:04:11 - 00:04:12 | Speaker 3:

She's so sweet.

00:04:12 - 00:04:20 | Speaker 6:

Isn't it funny with Snapchat, though? You sit there and you wait. If somebody says, I got something I want to show you, you wait and you automatically wait to see if it's going to be a nude.

00:04:21 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 3:

Mike, I love, too, that you were like, oh, it's probably a link to a porn site. But, yeah, send it. Like, no shame there.

00:04:29 - 00:04:31 | Speaker 5:

Do you guys want me to call her on Snapchat real quick and say hi?

00:04:31 - 00:04:43 | Speaker 6:

I think Lydia's dialing her right now if you want to. Let's see who gets her first. All right. see which one she actually pays attention to more her her snapchat uh or is she very good

00:04:44 - 00:04:50 | Speaker 3:

oh she's already on oh yeah i think yeah yeah hold on a second here lydia's mom is on the

00:04:50 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 6:

phone with us right now lydia lydia's mom hello mom how are you good morning it's nice to have you

00:05:00 - 00:05:01 | Speaker 4:

Don't f***ing call me, Mom.

00:05:01 - 00:05:06 | Speaker 1:

So Mike's talking about how you've been snapping with Mike.

00:05:07 - 00:05:09 | Speaker 4:

I did. I did. That was me.

00:05:10 - 00:05:25 | Speaker 2:

Okay, good. I didn't know if it was fake, like it was a bot, or if it was spam, or if it was somebody messing with me. I feel like you need to be careful with Snapchat. I'm sure you've used it before, but why does she need to be careful, though, if she knows

00:05:25 - 00:05:28 | Speaker 1:

how to do it? What do you use it for, Lydia's mom?

00:05:29 - 00:05:32 | Speaker 6:

Oh, I just, you know, daily Snapchats or whatever.

00:05:33 - 00:05:36 | Speaker 1:

Do you communicate with your friends on Snapchat?

00:05:36 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, who are you snapping the most on there? There really isn't anybody specifically.

00:05:42 - 00:05:43 | Speaker 6:

Sometimes it's Lydia.

00:05:44 - 00:05:49 | Speaker 1:

Really? She's got a high score. Because my wife, Chelsea, she has a, what's that?

00:05:49 - 00:05:59 | Speaker 2:

She's got a high Snapchat score. Really? 9,983. I mean, it's pretty good. Dang, Lydia's mom. That's awesome. You get a point for every snap you send and receive.

00:06:00 - 00:06:05 | Speaker 4:

Is your wonderful husband on Snapchat? No. No. He's not on social media at all.

00:06:05 - 00:06:36 | Speaker 1:

So my wife snaps the boys every single day, the ones that are out of town, just to make sure they're alive. They just have to send a picture every day to her, and she sends a picture to them. And that's their way to communicate. And who knows who the other boys are that she's snapping to. Watch out, Mike. She might be hitting you up, too. What's her score? You know what? Honestly, I'm not on Snapchat. I don't snap, so I didn't even know the whole score thing. But I'm going to actually find out because if she's got a score as high as Lydia's mom, I'm worried. Kelly, what's going on?

00:06:37 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 5:

I found out my mom had a Snapchat when she friend requested me. And then a bunch of my friends were like, hey, your mom sent me a request on Snapchat. And I was like, what? Are you serious? So she's added every one of my friends because I've mentioned them in my Snap. And every time I post on Snapchat, I get, like, a thousand notifications from her because she's got to send, like, a comment on every single Snapchat.

00:07:04 - 00:07:10 | Speaker 1:

I cannot. Does it bother you that your mom is communicating with your friends like that?

00:07:11 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 4:

I mean, it doesn't bother me. Do I find it a little weird? Yeah, a little bit.

00:07:16 - 00:07:17 | Speaker 1:

Any guy friends at all?

00:07:19 - 00:07:24 | Speaker 4:

Two of my guy friends. And they're like, your mom sent me a snap and was like, hey, your picture looks good.

00:07:24 - 00:07:27 | Speaker 3:

And he was like, I felt so weird. I just gave her a thumbs up.

00:07:30 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 1:

Sarah, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

00:07:32 - 00:07:34 | Speaker 3:

Good morning, everybody. How are you?

00:07:34 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 1:

Good. What's going on?

00:07:37 - 00:07:42 | Speaker 3:

Nothing, actually. I'm actually dropping one of our little minor listeners off at school today.

00:07:42 - 00:07:44 | Speaker 1:

Okay. And you're a mom that uses Snapchat.

00:07:45 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 3:

I am a mom, but my mom excessively uses Snapchat.

00:07:49 - 00:07:50 | Speaker 1:

What's the reason?

00:07:50 - 00:08:20 | Speaker 3:

Um, so she's always using like filters and stuff at work. She's a secretary at the hospital. So she's always sending me like the weird filters and, um, she'll like take random snaps of the dog and then she'll take random snaps of my son. Like they just spent the last four days in Chicago. So they flooded my Snapchat with numerous snaps of literally just like scenery, um, random stuff. Like she let my son take the phone and do Snapchats and, you know.

00:08:20 - 00:08:23 | Speaker 1:

See, that problem is Snapchat has the best filters, too.

00:08:24 - 00:08:25 | Speaker 3:

That's the sad truth.

00:08:25 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 1:

Yeah.

00:08:26 - 00:08:43 | Speaker 3:

But, no, she'll be bored at work, and she'll just start taking, like, the random, like, the hairstyles or, like, the weird makeup stuff, and she'll just start sending me random Snapchats. I'm like, okay, Mom, I'm at work. Okay, Mom, I'm at work. I got to go. And, Mom, you're supposed to be at work, too. You're right. And she works at the hospital. Right.

00:08:43 - 00:08:45 | Speaker 1:

Wow. Hannah, what's going on?

00:08:46 - 00:08:48 | Speaker 6:

Hey, how are you guys?

00:08:48 - 00:08:50 | Speaker 1:

We're doing all right. What's going on with you? Are you a snapper?

00:08:51 - 00:08:57 | Speaker 6:

So I have to be. I got to keep up with the Joneses. Like, you want to talk to your kid?

00:08:58 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 1:

That's how you talk. How old are your kids?

00:09:01 - 00:09:40 | Speaker 6:

Well, they range. But the ones that use it the most are 16 and 13. And they are on their phones. I will call. I could be dying. Nobody answers. I snap them. Oh, I didn't have my phone. Oh, but you heard your snap, though, right? Yeah. I can't miss a snap. So really quick story, really funny, stupid, right, whatever. I was like, do you guys talk in school? Like, do you guys ask for each other's phone numbers? My 16-year-old looked at me like I was crazy. A phone number? She goes, no, we asked for your Snapchat. I was like, huh? I was like, yeah, this generation.

00:09:40 - 00:09:47 | Speaker 1:

You know what you need to do, Hannah? You need to add Lydia's mom, and you guys need to be Snap friends.

00:09:47 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 6:

Oh, my God. But, yeah, right?

00:09:49 - 00:09:54 | Speaker 1:

You guys can work that out. Lydia will share. Is it okay, Lydia's mom, if she shares?

00:09:55 - 00:09:55 | Speaker 6:

Oh, sure.

00:09:56 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 1:

Okay. You guys will become. Oh, you're friends. You guys can be.

00:10:00 - 00:10:11 | Speaker 2:

It says the nicest things. Like, I'm glad it was actually her. I just didn't know at first if it was really her. You just thought Lydia's mom was some way of a porn site to try to get at you. Shauna, last call from you. What's going on?

00:10:13 - 00:10:20 | Speaker 6:

I deleted my mom off Snapchat after about a week of her having it because it was the most annoying thing in the world.

00:10:20 - 00:10:20 | Speaker 4:

Because?

00:10:22 - 00:10:39 | Speaker 6:

Because she was, like, commenting on every—first of all, me and my mom barely, like, talked. But then when she got Snapchat, I was hearing from her about 20 times a day. Oh, what did you have for dinner? I saw on Snapchat. Can I have some? What's going on? Oh, I like this. It was annoying.

00:10:39 - 00:10:42 | Speaker 5:

But it's your mom. You guys are being brought together.

00:10:43 - 00:10:44 | Speaker 6:

It doesn't matter. Don't be annoying.

00:10:45 - 00:11:03 | Speaker 5:

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