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Male-Lentine's Day

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All right, it is Mojo in the Morning. Phone number 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548 is the telephone number. I was looking at social media over the weekend and saw that you guys did your Galentine's Day little thing on Friday.

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It was so fun.

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And I want to know when the Galentine's is going to be happening.

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Whenever you plan it.

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We got to set something up.

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It's called Malentine. Malentine's, yes. What is it called? Malentine's.

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What is it? So Malentine's. So Galentine's, Malentine's. What do you-

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Well, Malentine's, like males. Male. Male, like U-R-A, male.

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Okay, yeah, I know. I get the name, but okay, so what do you do at a Galentine's party, and what do you do at a-

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Drink.

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Really?

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Take pictures.

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This is at Lydia's house.

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Everybody was smoking hookah. Oh, yeah. I was pretty toasted.

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Women smoke hookah?

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There are a ton of girls smoking hookah.

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Why? I've never seen, I've never, first, I've never gone to a, believe it or not, with all the Chaldean friends I have, I have never gone to a hookah bar in my life. But I didn't know that women smoke hookah.

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Yeah. Hell yeah, they do. At least once a week. Really? Yeah. I'm not proud of that, but.

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All right. So explain this to me. You're having this, and this was at Lydia's house.

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Yeah.

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And Lydia lives with her mom and dad. So where does your dad go during this? Like, does your dad have to stay out all night?

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So he goes to this place called, like, the Naughty. So it's a place that all the men go to on, like, Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays. And they just sit around, smoke, like, play card games. And then he goes and hangs out with his friends, like, later at night. Like, they have sleepover.

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Does he?

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I didn't know that. I really didn't want to say that because his friend got really upset with me when I was like, oh are you guys gonna have fun at your sleepover and he told my mom he he got really offended by

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that so so your dad wait this is kind of funny so your dad has to leave the house for when you or your mom have like these girls parties and he goes and has slumber parties with with his uh other buddies sleeping yeah that hold on that might be the funniest thing ever

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I truly love it. They're being safe.

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Really? Yeah. That to me just, I don't know why that actually makes me giggle a little bit. Does he take a change of clothes?

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Yes, and he sleeps in like the guest bedroom. He does this actually like often. Really? God, he's going to kill me. How often are you kicking him out of the house? We don't kick him out. He just likes to go out every Friday with his friends.

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I just want to like.

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They live pretty far. They live about an hour and a half away. Oh, that's hard. Especially when it's snowing.

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I would like to know if your dad would invite me to hang out and slumber party with him sometime.

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Mojo, if there's no women there, you're not going to have fun.

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To me, I think I'd have more fun in that than have it at Galentine's party.

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No, until you saw all of Lydia's friends and cousins dressed in their cute little pajamas.

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us, and they're all beautiful. But you're a bunch of

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girls seeing that. That actually is something fun for you guys to see. Like, I don't know if I want to go. Actually, what we should do is, Kevin, Zach, we should have our mail-in tines, or whatever the heck it is. We should have ours, and we should invite Lydia's dad to come with us.

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Okay, it's at your house on Mojo. You're planning this. All right. What are the activities?

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We would sit around and all go, grab each other.

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You got to have that stripper bunny who can crack the cans with her breasts.

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No, no. That's Blondie. Blondie. Blondie from the Pink Pony or Claremont Lounge. I personally, I will say this to you. I don't like guys' nights. It's weird to say this, but I'm not a real big guys' nights type of guy. Guys will go, hey, I want to have a guys' night. To me, it's just okay. I like hanging out with my buddies if we go to an activity, like go to a game or something. I don't necessarily, like, we had that guy's night that one time at my house, at least we were watching a game or something.

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Yeah.

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But if there was no purpose, like a game on television, hanging out with Kevin Zach, to me, is a sausage fest. See, you want to know what's so funny?

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I'm the opposite. And Megan can attest to this, because I like, like, I loved going to this party, and first off, Lydia is the most stellar party planner there is. Really? She does a phenomenal job. And I love just going and drinking and eating and hanging and having nothing on the agenda. And in fact, I heard somebody go, let's play a game. I was like, if we start playing games, I'm out. Because I am not like a game player. Like, I don't like playing card games, game games. Unless it's like board games with my kids. I just like hanging out.

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Is it Bachelorette vibes when it's the Galentines? Like, do the games change and become more adult girl games?

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No.

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Oh, that's boring.

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Yeah.

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I don't know.

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It was really fun. And then Lydia's mom came home and crashed. They were trying to do karaoke.

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Oh, so, wait, Lydia's mom is not invited either? She's a woman. Does she have to go to her girls' friends' houses and stuff?

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She went out with friends as well. She did? She came home when Shannon got there.

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I love her. Like, if Luke, Joe, or Jacob are living at my house and Chelsea says, hey, you have to go sleep over at Kev's house tonight, the boys are having a party, I'd be like, go F themselves. I pay the mortgage on this place.

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It's for one night.

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Oh, my God. And your poor mom has to leave. Like, why is it your mom not just invited? She's got to be the...

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Yeah, that makes me sad.

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Yeah, let her have fun. Come on, you guys.

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She brought a friend and came back. She's in my crack every day.

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Your mom is fun. You know what? I'll tell you what. We're inviting her to our Valentine party. Yeah.

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Love at it.

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She's coming over with us. Actually, we'd probably have the greatest food ever, too.

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At that point, then I'm just going to throw my own party again because she's outside.

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She would take care of us. it's so it is funny chelsea actually has encouraged me to have more guys nights like she said to me you know what you need to go out and have more guys nights i don't wanna i don't think you're

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missing anything i don't think it's yeah i've walked in on one guy's night before i was staying the night at my brother's house he had his friend over it was boys night and i said do you mind if i come over at like two o'clock in the morning i got something to do in toledo i'm gonna leave at like six o'clock in the morning just let me take a nap essentially and i walked into this boys night and it was the most awkward weird yeah like conversation they were like you could sit down and join us we're just we're going through our life right now i was like hard pass love you else good night they go through their life yeah i think guys don't talk enough so when they get together that one time things can get emotional real fast i i've been invited to golf uh like

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weekends and stuff and everybody always says that golf weekends are nothing but a bunch of guys like you know hanging out and you know strippers and whatever stuff we play so much golf I get sick of golf like it's honestly I get exhausted all I want to do is go back to the room and sleep like I'm like are we going to sit there and do this I don't know Kevin and Zach I don't know if we can pull it together for this do we have to pull it together for Valentine's can we do it for like St. Patrick's Day or something like can we have a guys night or something listen first

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off we are not getting together on Valentine's Day I don't give a damn what's going on that's That's not what I'm doing.

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Are you afraid you're going to fall in love with me one day? That's, listen, we're not doing anything for Valentine's Day. When you start talking like this. Let me ask you a question. If you were gay, who would you be gay?

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I'm like, remember this?

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Who would you be gay with? Me or Zach? Which one would be better? I love penises.

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Zach, come in and talk to Mojo.

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Zach, I want you to come in studio.

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The way he won't participate is so funny to me. Why, why, this is not, these are my games. Because it's so non-consequential, and you refuse to participate. You were gay.

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Thank God you said dog at the end of the thing, too. All right, so we're going to do a guy's night, but we're going to do a guy's night, but we're going to do it in a different way. We're not doing this whole crap like these guys do, or Lydia plans this thing and has like.

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like goodie bags and stuff and the thing. We're just going to get together and smoke and drink. That's all we're doing. I want chicken wings, too. See, I don't want to just be indoors, though. Like, we should have, like, a scavenger hunt. Wow. We should do a lot. You are into this, huh?

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What are you talking about? For each other's penises? What are you talking about? See, why y'all got to turn asexual?

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Find your penis for a dollar. Find your penis for a dollar. Find your penis. Find your penis here. Imagine, like, Hangover. We get a bucket list, 10 things. Yeah. Then you can't find Zach in the morning. You know what I mean? We got to go to five bars. Like, we got to, like, let's make it a thing. Why don't we do, honestly, I mean, it might be easy just to do Topgolf, but why don't we do, like, a Vegas thing? We should do, like, these girls go and do these parties, and they pretend, like, you know, oh, we all should be there. And you know what? No, we don't want you to be there. They leave us out of the whole deal. Let's do a Vegas. Let's do, like, a Vegas trip. We go to Vegas, and then Zach gets lost, and we have to try to find him. Let's do it. Oh, my God.

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This weekend. Shannon, don't you feel so left out right now? I can't believe you guys would do this without us. Have fun. You act like we're not at a time of our lives.

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It's going to be amazing.

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I hope you do. And I hope you don't invite me.

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It's going to be Cav, Zach, me, Lydia's mom and dad.

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