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All right, it is Mojo in the morning. I have a question I want to ask that is in regards to grooming, if that's okay right now. Hopefully, you're not eating breakfast thinking of me grooming, but I wanted to ask this question because I've noticed that this is becoming more and more popular, where we're seeing more and more guys that aren't just manscaping themselves but they're doing like brazilians like going full on and i they're calling them manzilians where the guys the guys are pretty much they're getting rid of the hair they're going with getting rid of the hair down there um it makes your thing stand out more well they say that it cuts down also on the amount of time that you spend in the shower and makes you feel cleaner and also they say will help you when it comes to ingrown hairs and hemorrhoids believe it or not i did not know that hemorrhoids become an issue because i don't know when you're doing the brazilian you're actually doing that too

yeah that's part of the brazilian yeah like in the in your booty yeah oh yeah y'all getting

booties waxed yeah that's that's the whole thing so i wanted to ask women this question do you do you guys ever would you be shocked like if you went in uh were with a man and he all of a sudden took all of his clothes like say picture of zach you got zach right there

you could just bring up the topic no because zach zach is to me like you know how every

every one of these uh examples always has the the slot the the image of the person the stock image zach's our stock image of a man what would you do if zach took off that hoodie and t-shirt and then those jeans there's a lot of hair and he had nothing there would you go holy crap like would

that surprise you i would not like that at all really maybe i'm in the minority i like it i like it cleaned up but if it was totally just smooth soft skin i think that that would i know i know

that would really freak me out i just don't trust men enough to groom they all think they're groomed and they're not so we have different standards of what clean and taken care of is uh high and tight if you're smoother than me no it just makes it easier like a baby bird no see me i shave my boss

because i like certain things to take place and like what i'm just kidding no please don't So there are certain areas down there that I will say are more groomed than others.

That's weirder to me.

No, it's like when you're making a dish and they say salt to taste. Like, that's how I kind of think of it. Like, I groom for, like, I groom to taste. I'll pinch your hair there.

It's like a reverse chin strap. Like, you're taking care of the bottom, not the top. Take care of all of it. No, no, no.

I mean, like, I wanted to, like, look. I don't know, man. It's different. Like, I'm not a barber, right? So I feel like if I was to cut my own hair, it wouldn't be even. And I feel like the same way down there. Like, certain parts, I don't want it to look like, you know, I got one arm longer than the other one.

You know what I mean? If you want the crack clean and smooth, okay. Like, that, to me, I get for cleanliness purposes.

I'm not touching my ass. Yeah. Well, you wouldn't. You'd have to go to somebody. Oh, you mean you're not touching. You're not going to let somebody touch.

You're probably not taking care of this.

This is what I mean by guys you're not taking care of this. You can do that. See, Zach does. He's nodding.

Zach, your booty hole is smooth like an egg? No, but I trim it because I don't... Swamp ass is a thing.

Yeah, and like cleanliness when going to the bathroom. That's so gross to me that you wouldn't take care of it. I just don't have ass hair like that. Maybe that's what it is. I don't believe you.

Zach, do you want to see?

No.

Zach, do you back up the truck to the mirror and then... The hand around the back? I bend over in the shower, and then I do...

But do you have a mirror or something?

The electric?

That's scary. Oh, I feel like you should use just the regular one.

But I've never met anybody who didn't have any down there.

Asker?

Yes.

Apparently, Kev. Kristen. Hi, Kristen. What's going on?

Hi. How are you?

Good. We're talking about manzillions, the guys that are becoming more into these. What's going on?

Yeah. So I have a friend who is a sugarist, which is kind of like waxing. And she calls the service that she does for these manzillions, sacks and cracks.

What is a sugarist? What is that actually referred to?

Oh, that's a type of waxing.

Is it?

Yeah, it's basically a different type of wax. But I just thought that her service was hilarious that she called her that.

I got to talk to my girls over at B-Wax and find out about this sugar thing. Because I have issues sometimes. Wax sometimes makes me break out. And I think that sometimes the wax irritates me too much. What's going on, Mary?

Hi.

Hey, what's going on?

I'm a nurse. And you're not supposed to clean. You're not supposed to make your anus clean. Because if you take the little hairs off around the anus, it doesn't let you know if you poop.

my head clean or not are you serious wait a second is that a truth yes it's funny are you the same lady that called me up when and yelled at me when you found out that i waxed my nose hairs because they they also say that you're not supposed to do that with your nose hairs because it all it does is uh cause you to get sick more uh germs and everything correct because yeah because when you breathe in it kind of traps the bad stuff here is here is a natural hair here i got it's my chicago's accent it it is a natural way to fight off germs but even your your anus germs

huh yeah but with both spaces when you're when you're clean if you're done pooping interesting

with both spaces it even it's just more so taking care of that space it doesn't necessarily have to be nothing so i get what she's saying but if if it like if your nose hair is coming out of your

nose it's you got to trim it you got to trim it yeah but you also have to trim i guess then your butt and not get it completely clean zach be careful what's going on rita yeah my husband

always gets so jealous when i get a brazilian because he thinks it's awkward for him to go get this go get one in go go in and get one too oh okay i thought she was talking get one in i was

like we're you mean going to get actually going to this the place to get the brazilian

Yeah, because they mean sex. So it's always nice when you get a wax. But he's like, men don't do that. There's not like a specific face. Wait, who are those guys?

Who are those kids in the background?

Yeah, I'm dropping them off.

Do the kids know what a Brazilian is? Are they like going, Mom, what are you talking about?

No, they don't. No, they don't. They're only three and four years old.

Did they just hear ass and cracks?

Yeah, he did.

that's why i gotta hang up all right we'll talk to you later sorry uh some of you haven't been with hairy men and it shows well i have i've been with lots of hairy men like you just hang out at the planet fitness locker room you see them all right there what's going on baggy hey i'm just

saying that we're not fully taking advantage of how we could name this why are we calling you It's a man-zillion instead of a bro-zillion. That's a great idea. Like, being in the beauty biz, like, you guys are off on this. I don't know who came up with it, but it should be a bro-zillion.

A bro-zillion's better than the man-zillion. Bruh.

Yeah. Come on. It rolls off the tongue, you know, so to speak.

Becky, where do you work? Shout out your business.

I've shouted this out before, so I don't want to be a plugger again. But, let's hear lab. Wind up. Woo-hoo.

Hey. Hey, we love you guys. You never can shout your business out enough. Top dog law. Hold on, what's going on, Matt? Hello? Matt. Matt's the man with the plan. Matt is hairy.

Hairless, everybody.

Give it up for Hairless Matt. Way to go, Matt. Way to go.

Oh, no. I started doing my chest, and then it kind of went to my arms, and then it went to my legs. And sometimes I got to have someone help me do my back. But I do it all in the shower. I just like the clean, feel look of it. No, no, no, no.

Please don't shave your arms and your legs. That's so weird unless you're a swimmer. I do my armpits. It is so weird. Your armpits is fine. No, armpits is. No.

do you find yourself to be a faster now like do you get places faster because you don't have all

that hair keeping you oh yeah when i go swimming man like you should just see me doing the back

stroke it's amazing you're a seal for gosh thanks speaking of the back and then i what made you

wax your ass i don't wax i'm sorry so i shave everything i've not i've had um a friend in the past kind of try to mess around with my back but i've never actually waxed i just straight shave i use a shaver i have gel and it's a straight like right in the shower just every how long does that

take you daily things zach speak up louder i don't think he heard you oh my bad how long does that

take you about well it's like like today i just did my chest in the shower it took a minute or two and then like tomorrow i'll do my cat my lower legs and then i'll do my thighs like workout days

like I work out my abs

and I work out every day and I work out a lot and I do hot yoga and I like I just that's kind of the bodybuilder look too and I cut my hair every week I fade it up I haven't paid a hair pay for a haircut in forever I don't drink Starbucks either

you where did that come from

and I don't do drugs

you cut your own hair with what like a flowbie or what is it What do you have?

It's a movie.

I love it. What is that?

Hey, what? Oh, my God. It's an attachment. You put on your vacuum. It would suck up your hair and then cut it at a straight length.

You never saw the infomercials? Megan and I are the only ones up late at night.

Oh, my God. Yeah, we really are. We need a hobby.

Well, Matt, hairless Matt, guys, we love you, buddy. Will you send us pictures, Matt? I want to see pictures. Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I've actually thought of opening some sort of, like, bro Brazilian wax, like, cater to men more. I don't know if there's a market out there, but I definitely like it, and I like the feeling of it.

You could be the Lady Janes of the rest of your body.

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