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Uh, I was listening to not our show, but I was listening to the Joe show afternoons here on this radio station, channel nine five five. I was listening to their morning show that they do in Tampa, uh, on, uh, what the hell's radio station? Uh, 93, three FLZ. Okay. And I remember it. And I was listening to one of their topics. I'm like, oh my God, why could, uh, why could Jed have not told this on our show or at least in our station in the afternoon? told the topic, or the topic was that he was out at a bar watching a game with a bunch of buddies, and when he was watching the game with a bunch of buddies, something happened at the bar, and it was hysterical. And Lydia, if you can get him on the phone, okay, good, Jed's on there. So, Jed, I was listening back to your old podcast, and I heard the topic about you at the bar watching the game and the guy at the bar. Can we, you got a second to talk to us? Jed.

I'm talking to you. Sorry.

Yep.

Where are you at?

Hi, Jed. Hi, Joe. I'm here.

Okay, so to kind of just tell the story, so Jed had a married man at a bar offer to give him oral sex.

Whoa. Wait, what?

Offer to give him a beager.

Was I expected to say that?

A beager.

Yes. And Jed, are you there? Yep, I'm here. Can you tell that story as clean as you told it on your station?

please so he had asked if i wanted to basically go back to his place and give him a mouth hug and he was running his hands through my hair and running them down my legs what he was he was all hot and bothered by it but i the thing the thing that blew my mind is he's also married so it's a gay man who's married to another man and he said oh don't worry my my husband don't worry about

this why would you let him run his hands fingers through your hair and down your legs because

But because, Shannon, we live in a day and age where if I slap him, then I'm labeled a homophobe.

I know, but you could have backed away.

Back away? He's literally grabbing my knee. What do I do? Just like me, I'm like Bruce Lee and get out of there?

I'm with, bro, there's a distance between the head of your hair and your thigh. He had to, like, go from the head and go all the way down to your leg. Oh, yeah. And at no point did you go wax on, wax up? Before he was about to wax on, wax up?

It was actually Dr. Octopus. She had one break on my knee. He was only worried about Joey.

Oh, my God.

My favorite is, though, I'm listening to this break, which, by the way, is great. You've got to go listen to it on the Joe Show's podcast. Joe, are you there? Is Ashley there, too, or no? Just Jet.

Yeah, I'm shocked Jet didn't tell you what the hotel room was like yet.

My favorite part of the entire break, listening to it, was Ashley and Joe going, yeah, we think he did it. Yeah, he had to go do it, right? Do we believe that he did it? And then asking the listeners about that thing. So, Ashley, what was the line that you said that was the greatest thing about the fact that Jed was offered to get oral from another man?

We only do 25 topics in one show. I don't know what we said to a second.

I don't know, but I really think he went for it, and he just doesn't want to tell us.

No, no, no.

What does Jed always say? He says, you don't like it unless you try it. Oh, I know what you said.

A mouth ain't gay. There's no gender in a mouth. That was it.

Oh, my goodness.

A mouth has no gender. I love that. Only temperature. So wait, so... Jed, were you flattered at all by this? Like, did it flatter you? Because I know that, you know, you're a single guy and you date.

Oh, of course. I was flattered by it. The only thing I really wasn't flattered by was the guy's age. She looked like he was about to get his AARP card.

No, come on. Are you serious?

Yeah, balding. Well, you know, kind of, we call it the horseshoe where they're balding.

You know what the funny thing is? You hear all the time, like in bars, where girls will come up and they'll flirt with heterosexual girls, right? They'll just come up and just start, what do they call it? They call it barsexual. Barsexual? Yeah. I mean, equal opportunity. Jed, you know, come on. This is perfect.

Like I said, I'm willing to try anything Once depending on how much alcohol I have I wasn't that bad

point yet i told tony travato about it i said to tony i go tony this break was hysterical you got to listen to it it was honestly one of my favorite things that i've heard in the longest time and tony travato goes you don't call them on the air and have them tell that story on your show you're crazy because that is just too damn good um all right well jad will you be going back to that bar this weekend i will and actually it's on eight mile and grass

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