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Might I say we had a fun promotion on Friday, our Naughty Moms Night Out. I want to make sure that we say thank you to everybody that needs all the thanks. Thank you to the great people from the Daxton Hotel. We love you guys so much. you treated our listeners and all of us like we were superstars it was actually really really nice i uh i joked this morning but i'm i'm being honest i felt like it was almost uh to a point where it was too fancy schmancy like it was like really nice and i didn't feel like i deserved it or any of us i might have deserved it but our listeners did and uh to be perfectly honest with you uh if i didn't seem like i was grateful on friday which i thought that i actually did a good job of faking it i was wearing jeans that were so tight on me that i had no circulation in my my legs oh it was horrible do you think these are too small are these oh my god i tried it first off i have been wearing the same two pair of jeans like for like the last couple of years and even if i go out i'll wear the same pair of jeans or i'll wear like a pair of like lululemon like dress pants not dress pants but like you know nicer pants yeah and then i'll wear like a quarter zip and a golf shirt because of honestly i've gotten to that point in my life where i've given up and and so i went on friday i thought i had clothes that fit like i because i lost weight with ideal you which everybody was commenting on by the way of all the pictures from the night Well, I have to say this. There's something to this stuff I was wearing because, and now I've realized this, I went in my closet and I have two sets of jeans. I've got a set of jeans that are the set of jeans that I was at my skinniest.

Okay.

And then I have a set of jeans that I was at my fattest. That's normal. And I tried on the jeans that were my skinniest, and I was, like, freaked out because they felt really, really tight. And so then I said, all right, well, I've got to wear my fattest jeans. They were so big that I had to, like, double loop my belt a little bit. So it was like, oh, my God, these things are, like, falling down on me. My, you know, ass was saggy because I have no butt anyway, but yet it was such a big thing. They looked like clown pants on me. So I said, I've got to figure something out because this is late in the game. Like, we're all going to get together over at Shannon's house and meet at, you know, 4.30, and I woke up late. I woke up at, like, 4.20. So I tried the skinny jeans on again, and I squeezed into these things.

Did you do this thing where you, like, bend and get up? Oh, I did.

I was, like, getting every single last bit of my fat ass into that thing. And I got in. And I'm like, can I buckle it? Oh, okay, I can. And then I go and I look in the mirror and I go, oh, my God, these actually kind of look good on me.

They did.

But they hurt me so bad that I couldn't even feel my legs. And then I thought, if I get into my car, my Tahoe to drive over, I'm going to rip these things. So I was like driving, standing up almost, you know, like I'm trying to like prop myself in a position. And then when I got to your house, I got out of the car and I'm like, oh, this is a bad idea. I'm like walking up. I parked at the bottom of your driveway and everybody was parked. So there was no way to walk up the driveway. I had to like climb a hill that you had next to your driveway. You know what I'm talking about? On the left side of your driveway. Yeah. And I started climbing that hill and this was me climbing the hill. I'm going to show you, Shannon. Mike and Megan, you guys can't see it. I'm doing this. and i'm like i'm and i'm going oh this is going to be really really bad and then i got inside and when i got inside it was literally the first thing you said to us like guys these things look like too small because i brought in the back of my tahoe i had i had literally the fat jeans in the back of the tahoe so i put the fat jeans in i did not think they looked too small did you

Megan no I didn't think so let me tell you can I tell you the size difference the fat jeans were

40s yeah the skinny jeans were 36s wow and so I'm probably a 38 all right I'm probably like comfortably a 38 I almost hurt myself so bad in those things but the comments were amazing

from people I was like everybody was talking about how skinny you left this is like greatest

I had, and thank you by the way Thank you to all my black friends The black Beautiful ladies The, what is it? BBBs Or something like that Black beautiful BBWs, that's right Black beautiful women, right? They were loving on me On social media Man, I'm here for you Hi Lisa, what's going on It's Mojo in the morning, what's happening?

Mojo?

Yes.

Are the pants too tight? They are not a set of jeans. They are a pair of jeans.

No. It was, by the way, I know. I never know what to call jeans, you know. But they were so tight on me, Lisa. Oh, it was bad.

You got to get a middle ground jean. You know, women have their comfy jeans for certain days. You got to get a pair of those.

It was to a point where we did a picture in Shannon's kitchen, and all of us are kind of hanging out with each other. KP posed us and said, Mojo, you sit in this stool. I'm like, I can't. If I do, I'm going to hurt myself. So I sat in there, and it was bad. And then when I got home at the end of the night, they were even skinnier on me, tighter on me, Because we ate so much food over at that Mexican restaurant. It was Eldana's.

Eldana's, yeah.

So good. Lisa, we missed you.

I know. I know. I never get in on your contest, except at one time with Janet. Yes, I was going to say, I met you.

We need to do this. We need to have a Naughty Misfits night out because of all of our regular callers that call us so much. You're our Mojo in the Morning Misfits. We need to do something for you guys special. So Megan, by the way, said something about me in our pre-show meeting that she wanted to have a moment to talk nice to me, but she wanted to do it so late in the show that nobody was listening.

Yeah.

So is this late enough or what do you think?

No, I'd actually prefer like 10.22. Actually, 10.28 when we ended 10.30.

Right. Okay.

Just like a quick shout out because it physically hurts me to say anything nice about you. um and i have to give you lots of praise and thanks and tell you how amazing you are oh god okay i'm gonna try to keep the vomit down so um essentially i could cry i don't think you understand how much you mean to me especially on friday night because we had a very late night on friday and i had a very long drive home from naughty mom's night out and my dad was actually really worried he kept doing the whole like are you sure i can't get you a hotel room are you do you want me to come and pick you up and then i'll drive you home and then we'll get your card it's like no no i'm just gonna come home it'll be fine it'll be fine and all of a sudden i'm on the phone with my dad and i go i gotta go and he was like what and i was like i gotta go mojo's calling me i gotta go and i kind of hung up on my dad and i was worried that you had called me because i was like oh no i'm gonna get in trouble did i do something i'm not in mom's night out that i don't remember doing? Am I in trouble?

Nope, not the case at all. Mojo just decided that the safest thing to do would be to stay on the phone with me my entire drive home until I was in my house. I heard Mojo get home, take off those really skinny pants because I could tell he could start breathing again and all that other stuff. And you stayed on the phone with me for over an hour and like 45 minutes until I got home.

Why are you talking to me like this?

It was so nice. I could not believe.

Say some more Say some more nice things

Megan, between the Mother's Day gift That he wanted us to pat him all on the back for And this His head is going to be so huge

I'll fix it Hey, I drove two and a half hours, Mojo Where was my phone call? Text Shout out on Instagram Oh, hold on

Hold on a second TikTok Take this back Wait, let's talk about this at 1029 Yeah Mike, I actually When Megan brought it up in the pre-show meeting Exactly that came into my head Mike was driving two hours And then Mike and our prep That we do for each other We all write diaries of what we did over the weekend Or what we did the night before And Mike in his prep was talking about how To stay awake he had to eat sunflower seeds To try to stay awake And I'm like going oh what a jackhole I was

And to be fair Shannon did offer me A bunch of stuff before I left Like she was like if you want something to eat or drink or whatever And I'm like nah I should be fine but about two, because I had about two and a half hours, about two hours, and I had about 45 minutes left. I was very tired. Like, I could barely stay awake. So thank you for the call. I felt bad.

I invited both of you guys to stay over. Again, you guys are always welcome to stay at my house. Oh, I know, I know. Because I do feel bad, and I know. So here's Mike's reasoning why he doesn't stay. Mike said, told me that he goes, if Allie gives birth while I'm at Naughty Mom's Night Out or in town, you know, and staying the night and having fun and doing all this stuff, I'll never forgive myself. And I get it.

Yeah, that's good thinking.

I totally understand that.

In fact, at this point, Mike, I don't think you get to go anywhere. Nope. From here on out. Yeah. You are in Grand Rapids.

Or she's with me, but I think we're still in Grand Rapids. Yeah. That would have been kind of fun. Bring Allie and the kids and celebrate Mother's Day at the Daxton Hotel, that gorgeous hotel.

She keeps telling me it's the third one. She's like, I'll be fine. You're only two hours away. It's not that big. She's the one who keeps telling – because I wasn't going to go.

Tell Allie that baby's coming out faster than me getting off my skinny jeans. By number three, that thing's coming out, right?

I don't know.

I remember with ours, Luke was like no time labor. Every time that Chelsea had a baby, the labor seemed like it went down and down as far as how quick it was. So, yeah, I agree with you, Shannon, on this one. I don't think you come into town even if we have meetings or any of that stuff or client stuff. you do it all uh over you know teams or something what's up donnie hi good morning good morning

what's going on i was just curious when you guys were all over at shannon's house before naughty mom's night out did megan go through shannon's bathroom drawers

so i i wasn't able to go through her bathroom drawers it was like defense was the best offense for shannon and i think she was specifically anytime i would walk around the kitchen she would stand in a door frame so i think she was trying to box me into the kitchen area but don't worry i went through her entire refrigerator and i was snooping through all of her shelves in the kitchen and let me tell you that girl is stock to the brim when the zombie apocalypse actually happens first place i'm going for snacks is shannon's house because that bitch got a lot of

snacks then we're all taking pictures of video in her kitchen because it's got the best lighting That I've ever seen in my entire life

Is that where you film Your sales videos and stuff like that It is You write off that by the way That's a tax deductible expense

Ask Mr. Sackwell

Question for you Shannon Were you nervous that anybody was going to go through anything in your house Were you nervous that anything was going to happen

No but I was prepared I even cleaned the upstairs Just in case Because the last time y'all came over You were taking selfies in my bed Someone went in my shower. So I was like, I don't want it to look like a bomb went off. So I did clean up a little bit upstairs.

I wanted to go in your bedroom. Minus one room. Huh? I wanted to go in your bedroom so bad. You should have just walked up there. I thought about it. At one point, y'all were walking out, and we were really late, so we had to leave. But I was kind of left alone near the staircase. I was like, should I make a rub for it? Should I do it? And then I also realized I'm never inviting any of you over to my house. Because the fact that I have been now to most of your houses and they're all so incredibly clean, I will never be as clean as any of you are. So you're never coming over.

Oh, well, then come to mine. Come to my house and you'll be like, oh, my house is so clean. Did you see me almost?

Kill myself walking out of Shannon's house

Because you fell on the stairs right

She has like a hidden step That's on your way out as we're walking towards The door and it's one of those Steps that you're like Just walking all of a sudden

That room used to be the garage So it was the step down into the garage Did Wes tell you

About me spending the night on my porch

Wait no no hold on a second hold on let's bring you in Studio and tell us about this This is Misfit Steve aka A Zach, who is now doing audio for us and working here, who is, if you listened earlier this morning, if you haven't, you got to listen to it. What's up? So drunk on Friday. I was buzzed.

What did Wes, Shannon's fiance, say to you? Well, they offered if I wanted to spend the night.

Not in like a weird way, by the way. Clarify that. I wanted to make sure you were okay to drive.

Yes. I was fine. I would like to have a threesome with you in another room of trust. Does that excite you at all or no? So when I finally got home, I texted Shannon. I was like, hey, I'm home. Didn't hear a response until the morning, like the next morning. It was like 7.30 in the morning. And she said, Wes woke me up and said that you were sleeping on the porch.

Wes got up in the middle of the night and went down to get some water and came back up. And he goes, hey, Zach didn't make it home. He's sleeping on the couch On the front porch Which I believed because I didn't know if you got in your car And went home and you were fine to drive I wouldn't have let you drive if you weren't

Wait a second Let's go back to Mojo being the most considerate nice guy That stayed on the phone the entire time You told him to call you when you got home

I said text me when you got home

And you weren't even up to get his tax

I wasn't, I was out I was cozy in my bed sleeping

It was 1030

Not one of you asked Hey Mike I offered you snacks

Oh my gosh Alright well you know what

He's just reiterating all of this to say Once again that he's the nicest Believe me He is the nicest

I'm going to hold on to this one We need to by the way Within the next hour or so we need to call some of the numbers That Zach got from the moms And see if any of these numbers are actually legit He says that he's talked to a couple of them this weekend Maybe we can get them on too It's Mojo in the morning show. This guy got how many numbers? I think five.

Five numbers from Friday. I woke up with like five text messages from randos, and I was like, oh, it seems like I did a good job. What was the craziest text message you got? Did you get home? No, it was great meeting you. I can't wait till I'm in town again. And was that in Ohio? That was in Ohio. Oh, man.

Look at that.

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